The_Hitcher89
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But there will be...
He looks like he's trying to hold his own hand back like Dr Strangelove
But there will be...
Wow. Never expected that to happen. Prepare to witness bad football but a lot of goals.
Siggie at least scored when it counted for us. Other than that he's been pretty useless. But that stat graph is a lot of bullshit, let's just be clear about that.
Seems like a bit of a waste of his attacking talents. But I suppose Barca can piss away money any way they feel like.Been a lot of talk he'll go back to being an RB and essentially an Alves replacement with them.
Bar a few teams Eredivisie is around, what, championship standard? I'm down for watching some more of it
I might be mad but is there a manager/coach called Harry Van der Ham?
Remember the name from somewhere
Siggie at least scored when it counted for us. Other than that he's been pretty useless. But that stat graph is a lot of bullshit, let's just be clear about that.
Gentle Rodriguez, who do you have on your wishlist for next season mate? Let's email Frank with a shopping list.
Lex Immers is high on that list...
He's not an average striker. He is the worst striker I have seen in over a decade.
He is better. Absolutely.
Exactly.
Bar a few teams Eredivisie is around, what, championship standard? I'm down for watching some more of it
I might be mad but is there a manager/coach called Harry Van der Ham?
Remember the name from somewhere
According to wiki he's currently working at FC Utrecht, Nyx club.
I think the Championship indication is quite accurate for teams like NAC, ADO, Heracles, Go Ahead, Dordrecht, Willem II, Excelsior and Cambuur yes.
Groningen/Heerenveen/AZ/Zwolle/Utrecht are like relegation material in the PL.
Assuming you're not joking, I'm merely an interested observer of stats analysis rather than someone who does any of the work himself.
My view of Pelle comes from this article from 11tegen11 (a good stats blog mostly focused on dutch football): http://11tegen11.net/2014/01/15/how-to-scout-goal-scoring-talent/
Here's the relevant part:
The graph is showing expected goals versus actual goals scored. As you can see, Pelle is one of the worst at converting his chances, his red bar indicates he is more than 2 standard deviations from the mean. He got a lot of goals for Feyenoord because they created so many good chances for him, he is very poor at actually putting them away.
Now, of course a striker does a lot of work creating chances as well, so it may be that Pelle is very good at making shooting opportunities for himself, but given his poor records at previous clubs, it is likely that his good goalscoring is mostly down to Feyenoord, not Pelle.
A quick google tells me they have a slightly smaller stadium than we do, and a squad of players I don't recognise at all. Barazite was Arsenal iirc and Van Helzen was some kid who United always booted out on FM
I'll cheer for them
Go Utrecht go
Sounds alright. Fairly competitive bar the big boys? Or is there some team who gets 10 points and a pat on the head
Dat Piazon. Why did they all of a sudden send him to the b team, silly club.
Also lol De Ridder, we bought him.
Oh wow I didn't know Copenhagen had to resort to buying trash strikers.
Hang on hang on hang on
Who is this chubster
Utrecht have won my hearts
And pies have won his by the look of it
He's been crucial in some big games, I'll give him that.
Dunno, but I we really need some players. I'm not sold on Zivkovic+Milik only for strikers as one hasn't proven himself yet and the other is only 17(but I have really high hopes for him in just 2 years), but I don't know who we could get. A right winger is crucial though, I want Schöne on midfield.
Let's just hope to god nobody buys Blind, we have no backups and Poulsen is dead.
This is pizza guy. People yell 'OOOOOOOHHH PIZZA' whenever there is a goalkick.
Hang on hang on hang on
Who is this chubster
Utrecht have won my hearts
And pies have won his by the look of it
phahahah
It's like Brian Jensen ate Paddy Kenny
New Pink Floyd record in October. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
PLEASE GO ON TOUR, PLEASE GO ON TOUR, PLEASE GO ON TOUR.
Haha, don't expect to see Gilmour and Waters go on tour again. Would be nice though. I really enjoyed Waters The Wall gigs.
You post the player who sold Utrecht for you in an Ajax jersey, linett pls
Poulsen is dead? He's leaving
And Zivkovic/Milik is a big gamble yeah. Think we need at least a third striker in case of injuries. I have no clue who though. On the right we have El Ghazi who I think can make a step up to the first team as the season goes on. I hope we get Ziyech as a first choice. I think he can do well for us. And Muric of course is also a right winger. Who can also play on the left btw. We have quite some trouble on the left too at the moment with no Fischer for six months. Only Kishna for that position basically. Maybe Meleg if he can step up. We should get Kostic.
And indeed, pray to the seven Gods we don't lose Blind. We can have a solid midfield with Blind, Schöne and Klaassen. Serero and Duarte as back ups. Might wanna get another quality midfielder though. Boilesen, Veltman, Moisander and Van Rhijn in the back. With Viergever, Denswil, Dijks and Ligeon as most important back ups.
I think it's time for a good Markovic YouTube binge.
Yeah, the latest The Wall tour was amazing. Audiovisual overdose. I'm still waiting for that fucking blu-ray release. Move it, Waters.
Waters isn't involved, btw. Which is just as good, tbh.
I don't expect a tour either. Although ... maybe ... in a few selected cities, like in 2006 ... I'd be willing to pay up to 1000 to see Gilmour live at this point.
LVG GIFS!
Tell me he's faster than Sanchez
Tell me he's more muscular than Shaqiri
Tell me he's younger than Shaw
Tell me he's got more children than Sterling
Tell me he's got more magic than Suarez
Tell me he's blacker than Sakho
Tell me he's balder than Skrtel
Tell me he's got better hair than Suso
Tell me he's a dancer like Sturridge
Tell me he's got tears from Lambda
Tell me he's faster than Sanchez
Tell me he's more muscular than Shaqiri
Tell me he's younger than Shaw
Tell me he's got more children than Sterling
Tell me he's got more magic than Suarez
Tell me he's blacker than Sakho
Tell me he's balder than Skrtel
Tell me he's got better hair than Suso
Tell me he's a dancer like Sturridge
Tell me he's got tears from Lambda
Yeah, the latest The Wall tour was amazing. Audiovisual overdose. I'm still waiting for that fucking blu-ray release. Move it, Waters.
Waters isn't involved, btw. Which is just as good, tbh.
I don't expect a tour either. Although ... maybe ... in a few selected cities, like in 2006 ... I'd be willing to pay up to 1000 to see Gilmour live at this point.
For some reason I remember Poulsen getting another 1-year extension, that's good then.
With Kishna, Meleg, Muric, Zivkovic, El Ghazi and Denswil we have a lot of players that just aren't ready yet, so we'll have to plug that hole without hindering their development. We're good on defense and midfield but our attack is filled with a ton of talented players without any of them being ready for CL or even Eredivisie besides some exceptions.
Ziyech would be awesome, Kostic would also be very valuable for 2 years or so until our wonderkids get online.
Best concert I've ever been to without a doubt.
Saw The Wall at the M.E.N arena in Manchester a few years ago. Incredible.
That's a bit much. But Gilmour is in the category I'd be willing to pay up to around 100 euros for. Leonard Cohen tier.
Considering Fischer is one of the most experienced attackers we have
I wonder who De Boer got his eye on. There's only one option here, The Hunter comes home!
Gilmour is my favourite guitarist. Please understand. Okay, maybe not 1000€, but I'm flying wherever he's playing, that much I'm certain of.
Get excited for fat unmotivated Van der Vaart instead.
Yeah, the latest The Wall tour was amazing. Audiovisual overdose. I'm still waiting for that fucking blu-ray release. Move it, Waters.
Waters isn't involved, btw. Which is just as good, tbh.
I don't expect a tour either. Although ... maybe ... in a few selected cities, like in 2006 ... I'd be willing to pay up to 1000 to see Gilmour live at this point.
Jonny Greenwood is my favorite guitarist.
Best concert I've ever been to without a doubt.
Saw The Wall at the M.E.N arena in Manchester a few years ago. Incredible.
Anyone charging ridiculous ticket prices automatically goes on my "they're shit" list, regardless of the quality of their music. Not including touts, obviously. Though I wish bands would follow glastonbury's approach and just stop those pricks being an issue.