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[cartoon_soldier]

United won't get Rodriguez.

Wolfsburg are asking for £30m.

Woody will offer then Nani and it will all be good

 

[The_Hitcher89]

United won't get Rodriguez.

Wolfsburg are asking for £30m.

I hear they're not exactly strapped for cash, so I guess we'll carry on trying to chip away at a deal for Moreno instead

 

[Salazar]

Pssh, we all know Ben Davies is going to be the next Bale. Luke Shaw's never even scored a goal.

His talent wasn't being unlocked at Southampton's midtable Wonka factory with a dozen different flavoured training pitches and candy cane corner flags.

He needs a stern Dutch hand.

 

[pulga]

Now? No shit, that is all those Lolzil posts are, and it's working flawlessly with half of Arse GAF getting upset.

Its only like Dean who doesnt give a toss what anyone says about Ozil <3

well him and hiroshawn. hiro doesnt get upset about shit as trivial as this, he has magical artifacts to discover and dames to bed

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

hirsoshawn might actually be my hero.

The man pursues his dreams.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

hiroshawn as more of a Marcus Brody in Last Crusade.

 

[Walshy]

I hear they're not exactly strapped for cash, so I guess we'll carry on trying to chip away at a deal for Moreno instead

Yeah, I would prefer Rodriguez over Moreno, but I'd be happy with either.

Although we will probably end up with Bertrand first choice... In an ideal world though he is second choice and we still bring in Moreno/Rodriguez.

 

[Freewheelin']

Yeah I don't give a shit if you guys joke about Ozil, the jokes are pretty funny anyway.

Internet = serious business for some people

 

[Milchmonster]

Yeah I don't give a shit if you guys joke about Ozil, the jokes are pretty funny anyway.

Internet = serious business for some people

Whatever people say about Özil, he's still better than Mario Götze. So there's that, I guess.

 

[L1NETT]

Yeah I don't give a shit if you guys joke about Ozil, the jokes are pretty funny anyway.

Internet = serious business for some people

Did you joke about this multimillionaire footballer I have never seen with my own eyes who plays for a team half way around the globe whose stadium I have never been in but I support because I bought a shirt made in a Vietnamese sweat shop?!!!!!!!!!

You have insulted my honour

Spoiler

Think the message is don't take most things which you read here at all seriously. Folk are silly to

 

[Yurt]

Ashley Cole is officially a Roma player :]

 

[subtles]

Poor Ozil. He doesn't deserve this nonsense.

A true human.

That lack of Liverpool leaning photos this year means one thing. Liverpool will finish mid-table.

Shit.

 

[LegoArmo]

Listening to Ariana Grande - Problem on repeat, where's the football gone? Come back World Cup!

 

[subtles]

You almost had me, Shatner.

but

Ajax winning the league right after selling Luis (going on a bit of a streak to boot) gives me hope. The lad must leave to fully realize dreams.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Ashley Cole is officially a Roma player :]

Congrats to Juve on the title then?

 

[dc89]

Melbourne City have a new sponsor. They're currently flying to the UK for pre-season.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Someone lend Chelsea a left back.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Some reasonably unreliable (and by reasonably unreliable I mean Metro) links to Janmaat today for £7 miillion. I'd be down for that. But then I'd be down for any RB that isn't Chris Smalling or Phil Jones at this point.

 

[Linius]

I see that Ajax vs Vitesse is the game on Sky Sports 5 over here can't wait to see that!

We usually lose to Vitesse these days for some reason. No matter how hard they suck, they always seem to be on top of us. Last three results were three losses and that crucial 1-1 in Arnhem last season. The striker who never scores saved our ass in that game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYqPYEqXkk

 

[Mastadon]

Someone lend Chelsea a left back.

They surely can't sell Bertrand to us now can they?

Please no.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Congrats to Juve on the title then?

wat. Ashley is still a brilliant LB, should have gone to the world cup too, would have done better than Shaw and Baines.

 

[Ushojax]

Ashley Williams on Davies imminent move to Tottenham:

"Tottenham are a big club, they are not a small team, and if he wants that then brilliant, and I would back him all the way.

"He would fit in well there without doubt. He has had two great years and sometimes you take his performances for granted.

"I could not imagine performing like that when I was playing at his age. He has his feet on the ground and the way he has handled everything has been amazing."

Hurry up and announce it already.

 

[WJD]

Some reasonably unreliable links to Janmaat today for £7 miillion. I'd be down for that. But then I'd be down for any RB that isn't Chris Smalling or Phil Jones at this point.

why would we need them when we're gonna have Valencia as RWB in a 3-4-1-2?

It's all figured out.

 

[90TilInfinity]

Ashley Cole is officially a Roma player :]

Are they still going for Emanuelson? Or will Dodo stay as Cole's backup?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

They surely can't sell Bertrand to us now can they?

Please no.

Bertrand destroyed Bayern in a Champions League final. You should be salivating.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

why would we need them when we're gonna have Valencia as RWB in a 3-4-1-2?

It's all figured out.

Perhaps. It's made less believable since LvG has shitcanned him for Kuyt since the start of the tournament.

 

[dc89]

United are gonna release images of the new home kit at mid day according to Mike Keegan of the MEN.

 

[scently]

Prandelli is the new Galatasaray manager. Congrats to him I guess.

 

[Yurt]

Are they still going for Emanuelson? Or will Dodo stay as Cole's backup?

Emanuelson is expected to arrive on Tuesday, whatever that means.

And Dodo is probably leaving (on loan) to Inter.


Iturbe-Juve will be announced on Wednesday it seems, so Sanchez is definitely yours now.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Are they still going for Emanuelson? Or will Dodo stay as Cole's backup?

I really like Dodo.

I have no idea if this is a good pick up or a crazy move.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Prandelli is the new Galatasaray manager. Congrats to him I guess.

I don't like this move. Turkey/Russia are just bad career decisions.

 

[FootballFan]

Was this already posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4R6UfWt0Og

Surely the GOAT reaction to a red card. Swedish football :lol.

Hahahahahahahahah

 

[Jack cw]

Whatever people say about Özil, he's still better than Mario Götze. So there's that, I guess.

Still bitter. Get over it Milch, it will soon happen with Reus too.

 

[Linius]

Urby needs to come home. Together with Huntelaar. Then we'll claim the fifth title and advance in the CL. Roma pls

 

[Labadal]

Yurt ruined my day when I read his Yedlin to Roma post. ;(

 

[Yurt]

I don't like this move. Turkey/Russia are just bad career decisions.

I feel sorry for him.

He deserves better than exile with the likes of Mancini.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

wat. Ashley is still a brilliant LB, should have gone to the world cup too, would have done better than Shaw and Baines.

Shaw well didn't really get a chance at WC, but he was better than Cole last season.

Defensively, Shaw was better than Baines and Cole last season.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Mathias Zanka @Mzanka · 1h
We were supposed to be on a highway

Mathias Zanka @Mzanka · 1h
The GPS doesn't care about the adresses he's giving it .. #cominghome

Mathias Zanka @Mzanka · 1h
My driver is lost



RIP, he's never going to make it home, this driver has clearly kidnapped h im.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I feel sorry for him.

He deserves better than exile with the likes of Mancini.

Mancini has been double exiled. He's now been relegated to the circle of Hell known as the 'David O'Leary Zone'.

 

[Yurt]

Yurt ruined my day when I read his Yedlin to Roma post. ;(

apparently no one was in for him except Roma and Genoa?

Roma being owned by an American kinda helped

 

[Linius]

Mathias Zanka @Mzanka · 1h
We were supposed to be on a highway


Mathias Zanka @Mzanka · 1h
The GPS doesn't care about the adresses he's giving it .. #cominghome

Mathias Zanka @Mzanka · 1h
My driver is lost



RIP, he's never going to make it home, this driver has clearly kidnapped h im.

He really is the worst defender of all time. Can't even find home.

 

[Feorax]

Joao Texiera seems to have taken number 31.

Interesting.

 

[Facism]

i saw Baby Metal this weekend.

[edit]fuck off, Salih Ucan going to Roma? Why don't you just sell any promising young player to a scabby team, you thick fenercunts.

 

[subtles]

Joao Texiera seems to have taken number 31.

Interesting.

Oh my

I'm actually afraid of the implications.

Then again, Aspas may have been shown the door.

 

[Feorax]

Oh my

I'm actually afraid of the implications.

Then again, Aspas may have been shown the door.

Uhh...

 

[Yurt]

i saw Baby Metal this weekend.

[edit]fuck off, Salih Ucan going to Roma? Why don't you just sell any promising young player to a scabby team, you thick fenercunts.

yeah :/

The Turkish midfielder is seen as set for those tests this morning, before putting pen to paper on a deal that will see him move from Fenerbahce on an initial two-year loan worth €2m per season, with a €11m purchase option.

 

[Facism]

yeah :/

Something terrible always happens when i'm away at a music festival

 

[FootballFan]

How am I the only one that quoted that Dc video. Surely the rest of you died laughing too.

 

[Broder Salsa]

He really is the worst defender of all time. Can't even find home.

We are winning champions league

 

[90TilInfinity]

Iturbe-Juve will be announced on Wednesday it seems, so Sanchez is definitely yours now.

I hope so, but Liverpool's journalists seem convinced he's not made his decision and wants to hear them out. It could easily be stubbornness/pride on their part, or maybe they're totally right. I think better to assume the latter until Ornstein/fcbarcelona.es says otherwise, lol.

Iturbe looks talented and got a decent amount of goals last season considering his age and the club he played at. Probably won't be an immediate payoff, but from 15/16 and onwards he could be huge. Porto's scouts rarely get it wrong.

I really like Dodo.

I have no idea if this is a good pick up or a crazy move.

I think it's a good buy, Cole showed he's still got alot to offer in the second part of last season. Roma aren't really on the level Chelsea are/aspire to be (Real/Bayern-tier), so you can see why they let him go, but he's still good enough to be a starting LB in a Serie A title challenge.