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[Freewheelin']

What is happening here?

:lol me and willbur are bros 🌞

 

[Pennywise]

Out of nowhere like always. So Diego Contento is gone

Why on earth are you sad about Contento ?

 

[Wilbur]

What is happening here?

GAF wasn't working on my phone so I posted off the computer instead but dean was signed in on that so it looks like he was friends with the girl from Boston and not me

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Sorry Liverpool bros, looks like you signed the wrong player from the Portuguese league.

Bebe: 12 goals in 27 Primeira Liga matches

Lazar Markovic: 5 goals in 26 matches


You can have him for €28 million though. I raised the price because he has premier league experience and he's a better goal scorer.

Thnx

I feel sorry for them. I am willing to just do straight swap, Bebe for Markovic. We will take the blow and let Liverpool survive.

 

[Blablurn]

Why on earth are you sad about Contento ?

Honduran Humour

 

[Mastadon]

I feel sorry for them. I am willing to just do straight swap, Bebe for Markovic. We will take the blow and let Liverpool survive.

If Markovic turns out to be half the player that Bebé is as the stats suggest, I'll consider it £25m well spent.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

If Markovic turns out to be half the player that Bebé is as the stats suggest, I'll consider it £25m well spent.

Tbf I think they're very similar players. Rodgers has done well there.

 

[dc89]

Rekik!!!

 

[Barzul]

:lol me and willbur are bros 🌞

GAF wasn't working on my phone so I posted off the computer instead but dean was signed in on that so it looks like he was friends with the girl from Boston and not me

Oh yeah my brother has posted with my account a few times, wierds me the out and I think I'm suffering from memory loss or something, then I realize what happened.

 

[HotHamWater]

 

[D4Danger]

Liverpool trying to outshine us in the shit kit stakes. Luckily it's only their third kit.

#TheStripesAreBack

 

[cartoon_soldier]

60oz porterhouse from Reddit

I am in India...can't eat cow meat. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

 

[WJD]

Just playing a bit of FIFA 03 on the PS2 and oh my word I forgot how much I enjoyed the Juve team from back then. Always used to sign half of them for United when I was a 10 year old transfer muppet.

 

[Barzul]

Liverpool trying to outshine us in the shit kit stakes. Luckily it's only their third kit.

Would be so much better without that Red stripe in the middle.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Just playing a bit of FIFA 03 on the PS2 and oh my word I forgot how much I enjoyed the Juve team from back then. Always used to sign half of them for United when I was a 10 year old transfer muppet.

Conte would not allow it.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I wonder what LvG will think when he sees Bebe. Imagine he's our Kuyt.

 

[Wilbur]

Just playing a bit of FIFA 03 on the PS2 and oh my word I forgot how much I enjoyed the Juve team from back then. Always used to sign half of them for United when I was a 10 year old transfer muppet.

Davids, ADP, Thuram and Nedved. Hnngghhh

 

[Carbonox]

Just playing a bit of FIFA 03 on the PS2 and oh my word I forgot how much I enjoyed the Juve team from back then. Always used to sign half of them for United when I was a 10 year old transfer muppet.

FIFA 99

I signed Bergkamp for Newcastle

I felt so based

 

[Milchmonster]

Honduran Humour

I don't think that even exists or does it?

Why did the Honduran die in Argentina?

Spoiler

Because he spent all his money on mangos.

 

[WJD]

Conte would not allow it.

If we offered £100m for Del Piero, Davids and Nedved do you think they'd go for it?

 

[Blablurn]

Guess that marriage topic could become quite serious by the end of the year...

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

If we offered £100m for Del Piero, Davids and Nedved do you think they'd go for it?

Marrotta might go over his head I think.

 

[Herr K]

I don't think that even exists or does it?

Why did the Honduran die in Argentina?

Spoiler

Because he spent all his money on mangos.

Pffft, please.

Why did the Honduran cross the street?

Spoiler

To take a creepshot

Sup Plug!

 

[omgkitty]

FIFA 99

I signed Bergkamp for Newcastle

I felt so based

YOU BASTARD!!!

 

[Meier]

Huh, really? Lincolnshire is sort of the no man's land of the UK

Also there are loads of places in the US named after places here for obvious reasons

Apparently there are 12 places in the US called Bradford

I shall visit none of them

Didn't realize Windermere was taken from an English town but it makes sense. Very expensive community in Orlando -- it's where a lot of athletes live. Liverpool, Texas is apparently bordered to the east by Chocolate Bayou, TX. Looool.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I don't think that even exists or does it?

Why did the Honduran die in Argentina?

Spoiler

Because he spent all his money on mangos.

Why do Hondurans wear slip-on shoes?

You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

Source: Google

 

[Milchmonster]

Why do Hondurans wear slip-on shoes?

You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

Source: Google

Hilarious

 

[kharma45]

I wonder what LvG will think when he sees Bebe. Imagine he's our Kuyt.

I want him to get a fair crack at it on tour. Only fair after his season in Portugal last year.

 

[WJD]

FIFA 99

I signed Bergkamp for Newcastle

I felt so based

Nice work

I signed Shevchenko for Newcastle on LMA Manager 2003 and he was utterly majestic

 

[Carbonox]

I should be mad that we're going for Zaha and yet I'm not because anyone is better than Sammy Ameobi and Obertrain. I'm easy like that you see.

 

[Yurt]

Just playing a bit of FIFA 03 on the PS2 and oh my word I forgot how much I enjoyed the Juve team from back then. Always used to sign half of them for United when I was a 10 year old transfer muppet.

I hope u get Vidal, Pogba and Marchisio xoxo

 

[Meier]

I usually don't approve of footballers' fashion selections, but this sweater Aleks is wearing passes the test.

 

[Blablurn]

Based Bernat

 

[Yurt]

Marrotta might go over his head I think.

I hope YOU get no one this window

Or you know what, I hope you keep Evra, Nani and ANDERSON

 

[Carbonox]

A Nani/Anderson/Bebe midfield is pretty intimidating tbf.

Just lacks someone exceptional like Kleberson and Djemba-Djemba behind them.

 

[L1NETT]

I should be mad that we're going for Zaha and yet I'm not because anyone is better than Sammy Ameobi and Obertrain. I'm easy like that you see.

I dunno m8, I'd be pissed off if we were going for Zaha

 

[Frustrated_me]

I'm going to be devastated when Di Maria leaves, hopefully we can secure Pogba - I'm a big fan of his game.

Welcome Kroos

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Markovic's running style is funny

This is Brendan's new philosophy. First it was possession at all costs. Then it was players who can lean. Now it's players with odd gaits. Henderson, Sterling and Markovic.


Markovic review based on a 6-minute video:

Spoiler

No better than Coutinho

 

[Yurt]

I'm going to be devastated when Di Maria leaves, hopefully we can secure Pogba - I'm a big fan of his game.

Welcome Kroos

Kroos AND Pogba?

 

[Scum]

RIP di Stefano.

 

[Tecl0n]

Di Stefano is no more

 

[Wilbur]

Ah, terrible news. Shame he couldn't stay around long enough to see Argentina in the final.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Shit


RIP Di Stefano

 

[santi_yo]

Rest in peace.

 

[confuziz]

RIP

 

[Barzul]

RIP Di Stefano. Legend.

 

[Ser Goje]

RIP Di Stefano.

Liverpool trying to outshine us in the shit kit stakes. Luckily it's only their third kit.

What's wrong with Gerrard's hands?

 

[Freewheelin']

RIP Di Stefano

 

[The_Hitcher89]

RIP Di Stefano.



What's wrong with Gerrard's hands?

His posture is always awful in these promo shoots :lol

Looks chimpish

 

[Barzul]

Real or Shopped? I'm leaning towards fake but I suck at this stuff.