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Fabrizio Romano ‏@FabrizioRomano 54s

Massimiliano Allegri has signed his contract as new Juventus manager

I refuse to believe this is happening.

 

[Linius]

Bla, pls explain

How can one sing as bad as Julian Draxler?

He didn't hit like one third of the right tones and couldn't keep a somewhat steady beat. How is this even possible

schaaaaaaaaalkeee

 

[Kyoufu]

Mayo and chips is the best thing

My man.

Pasta and mayo is really nice too. Haven't had it in ages though.

 

[3Sixty]

Garlic Mayo.

On a chicken donar.

Now we're talking.

 

[Vivalaraza]

They've actually appointed Allegri.

Why.

 

[Elchele]

Onions are shit also.

Wes pls

 

[cartoon_soldier]

On a chicken donar.

Now we're talking.

oh my god

I am hungry now.

Fuck you

I am going to order tea since that's all I can have right now

 

[Linius]

They've actually appointed Allegri.

Why.

Wow.

Just wow.

RIP Juve GAF

 

[Suen]

I refuse to believe this is happening.

wow I can't believe this is happening hahahahaha.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Wow.

Just wow.

RIP Juve GAF

In words of Zabo, What is dead may never die

 

[LanceVance]

Fuck mayo

Tesco put it in nearly all their sandwiches so I can only get just ham or just cheese

Fuck tesco

 

[Wilbur]

Chips and burger sauce, and chips and gravy are great as well

Can't believe Juve are going from Conte to Allegri, oh man. I'm genuinely confused

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Also sweetcorn is shit. Fuck sweetcorn.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I refuse to believe this is happening.

This is one of those moments where I can safely say that I'd do a better job in this instance.

 

[Linius]

In words of Zabo, What is dead may never die

Those are not Zabo's words. You know nothing.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Those are not Zabo's words. You know nothing.

I am Jon Snow

 

[Vivalaraza]

Doner is truly awful stuff

 

[Broder Salsa]

Also sweetcorn is shit. Fuck sweetcorn.

I agreed with everything you said, but not now Shatner.

 

[LegoArmo]

Also sweetcorn is shit. Fuck sweetcorn.

You've gone too fucking far now.

I'm slow cooking some chicken in Levi Roots Jerk/BBQ sauce. It smells amazing.

 

[Linius]

I am Jon Snow

Doner is truly awful stuff

Shoarma is the superior doner.

 

[Jabo]

Oh man I'm so sorry Juve-bros. I feel guilty somehow

 

[Wilbur]

How can anyone dislike a well grilled corn on the cob

Doner is truly awful stuff

Yeah, if I'm getting kebab I always get shish

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh man I'm so sorry Juve-bros. I feel guilty somehow

 

[LanceVance]

Juve have gone from a decent club to a joke club

Maybe fuckjuve will be the new fuckbayern

Spoiler

lol joking it will always be fuckbayern

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Doner is truly awful stuff

I don't think most places do it right

Not that doner is the best kebab out there either.

 

[Yurt]

I think we'll be just fine, this is not even close to Moyes-United

Our team is 90% compelete already and they're genuinely good players

 

[Coldnoodle]

Sooooo...where does the Serie A rank now?

 

[Linius]

How can anyone dislike a well grilled corn on the cob



Yeah, if I'm getting kebab I always get shish

These ones?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I think we'll be just fine, this is not even close to Moyes-United

Our team is 90% compelete already and they're genuinely good players

Where % is this team after Vidal leaves and Evra decides to stay?

I hope both happen...

These ones?

My man, yummy yum

 

[confuziz]

Doner is truly awful stuff

wat

 

[Broder Salsa]

I think we'll be just fine, this is not even close to Moyes-United

Our team is 90% compelete already and they're genuinely good players

You will certainly still walk the league for a season or two more, but Allegri bringing in his own ideas and players can only turn bad.

 

[LanceVance]

Sooooo...where does the Serie A rank now?

Lower than the Portuguese league

But still higher than the bundeslolga

 

[TheLucifer]

What a great start for Allegri.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Allegri is a Serie A winner and was already a good coach before Milan. That Milan team was god awful. Juve should still win the league this year.

I just hope Conte becomes the CT. I want pride restored to the national team and he can deliver it.

 

[Wilbur]

I think we'll be just fine, this is not even close to Moyes-United

Our team is 90% compelete already and they're genuinely good players

This is fair enough; Milan won Serie A in spite of Allegri (and you might go to a back four now, heh). You just wonder if players like Pogba will want to play for him.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Sooooo...where does the Serie A rank now?

Serie A is the best league in the world, but it takes so much out of the teams that they can't have it easy in Europe like the German and Spanish teams.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Imagine how much more happy RVP is with LVG at United after Fergie retires and Moyes comes in.

Imagine how much Rooney is shitting his pants.

 

[Yurt]

Where % is this team after Vidal leaves and Evra decides to stay?

I hope both happen...

Wasn't counting Evra or Vidal.

We still have Asamoah, Marchisio, Pirlo, Pogba and now Kingsley from PSG.

 

[Jabo]

You will certainly still walk the league for a season or two more, but Allegri bringing in his own ideas and players can only turn bad.

Astori to Juve for 15 million and Matri to return

 

[Wilbur]

These ones?

That looks more like kofte to me m8

 

[LegoArmo]

The death of Serie A and the SPL is the saddest thing about modern football, two European powerhouse leagues, just gone.

 

[TheLucifer]

Allegri is a Serie A winner and was already a good coach before Milan. That Milan team was god awful. Juve should still win the league this year.

I just hope Conte becomes the CT. I want pride restored to the national team and he can deliver it.

Allegri was an awful coach when he was with us. The first year everything went well, Ibra-Pato-Robinho-Boateng-Thiago lead us to the Scudetto and most of our problems weren't that clear. The second year showed everybody how poor his tactics were, and the third year was just a mess, from June to January nothing was planned except for the fact that Allegri was going to leave in July. Zaccheroni is a Serie A winner as well, but he has been horrible after that year.

Juve can still win the Scudetto this season, not that sure about the next one.

 

[Wilbur]

Serie A isn't dead. It's just comatose. It will return with a vengeance.

I still enjoy watching it more than La Liga and Bundesliga. The amount of teams I'm interested in outweighs the other two leagues (Juve, Milan, Inter, Napoli, Roma, Fiorentina)

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Wasn't counting Evra or Vidal.

We still have Asamoah, Marchisio, Pirlo, Pogba and now Kingsley from PSG.

Makes sense.

Congrats on another title then

That looks more like kofte to me m8

Actually Linius's pic are how proper Seekh Kebabs should be. Seekh Kebabs are ground meat with spices formed and cooked long on skewers.

 

[Jabo]

Allegri is a Serie A winner and was already a good coach before Milan. That Milan team was god awful. Juve should still win the league this year.

I just hope Conte becomes the CT. I want pride restored to the national team and he can deliver it.

He won all thanks to Ibra/Pato/Prince etc

 

[Wilbur]

Makes sense.

Congrats on another title then



Actually Linius's pic are how proper Sheekh Kebabs should be. Sheekh Kebabs are ground meat with spices formed and cooked long on skewers.

Well in England this is what we fahckin call our kebabs #pride

 

[Rad-]

I can't believe Allegri is really getting the job. Though I think he will do fine the first year or the first two but I can't see him being good influence long term.

 

[Yurt]

This is fair enough; Milan won Serie A in spite of Allegri (and you might go to a back four now, heh). You just wonder if players like Pogba will want to play for him.

Exactly I was saying (all of) that on twitter last night too!

I think Tevez will go back to Boca sooner rather than later now, and there's absolutely no way in hell Pogba is staying.

Marchisio should go too before he gets old and grows ugly, I want him to win in Europe before he dies.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Well in England this is what we fahckin call our kebabs #pride

Even in England, Seekh kebabs are made from mince meat. You have just been lied to.

 

[brokenbeans]

Doner is truly awful stuff

Man I love it!