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[Slizz]

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I feel so bad for Juve

Stay strong loved ones.

 

[brokenbeans]

I totally would if it meant one night with their vice-president

I get the impression you wouldn't need to buy a football club to spend a night with her, 3 drinks max.

 

[Storm Kyleis]

Allegri's first press conference in 5 minutes.

 

[Yurt]

God at least give him one of Conte's wigs :lol

 

[flabberghastly]

I'll miss her <3 I'm sure she won't mind sleeping with me anyway, we both like the same shitty rock bands

Don't worry about her; they'll run away together:

 

[tarzanpuyol]

Allegri lol

Well it was fun watching Juve this past 2-3 seasons.

 

[Salvadora]

Oh my :lol

 

[Zabojnik]

Zabo are you reading Alessio Tacchinardi's timeline? :lol he's DYING! I think he's gonna check himself into rehab any moment now

I've been listening to him on the radio for the past half hour. He was talking about the Ancelotti period, how hard it was for him having the fans against him and how Allegri will face an even stronger opposition. An ultras from Curva Scirea called earlier and said that they'll protest Acciugina from day 1 until the day he leaves. We're in for an interesting season to say the least.

Personally I'd sell Vidal, now its time, but I would bring two players with world class potential, similar to what Porto does.

I agree.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Thank you for all your good advice but I think I am going with :

Accidentally punch him in the face.

 

[WAR recon zero]

AllegHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm so sorry juveGAF you don't deserve this fate

 

[Mr.Marston]

AS Roma - Serie A Champions 2014/15 - Goals and Highlights (HD)

 

[thehypocrite]

Is there a timeline summary of Juventus destruction?

 

[Slizz]

Someone avatarise me a Van Gaal head, please?

(chins included)

 

[WAR recon zero]

AS Roma - Serie A Champions 2014/15 - Goals and Highlights (HD)

Napoli. Without Cavani.

 

[flabberghastly]

Is there a timeline summary of Juventus destruction?

14 July: Everything seems fine
15 July: Conte quits
16 July: Allegri arrives
17 July: Pirlo departs
18 July: Vidal & Pogba sold
May 2015: Juve finishes barely in the top-half of the table

 

[Wilbur]

Juve

 

[figadapaura]

Have we sold Bebe to Benfica yet?

 

[WAR recon zero]

With Navas in who's out? LOEPZ or Leaker Casillas? Fuck.

I think navas is a waste of money if he is not the starting. He's also quite short. Don't like short gks

 

[MisterRoboto]

I cant get over this Allegri stuff. It's funny every time I think about it.

 

[rvy]

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The face of a man ready to enter Juve through the backside.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Agnelleh

 

[Portugeezer]

Tello coming to Porto.

I like this manager more and more before even playing a match, we have made some good signings.

 

[Carbonox]

juve

why

allegri

why

I am going to become a Roma supporter now. They have the best shirt.

 

[figadapaura]

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fucking hell lol

poor Juve

 

[Yurt]

14 July: Everything seems fine
15 July: Conte quits
16 July: Allegri arrives
17 July: Pirlo departs
18 July: Vidal & Pogba sold
May 2015: Juve finishes barely in the top-half of the table

5th of July: Conte "I'm motivated"

15 July: Conte "I lost my motivation"

something demotivated him in the middle

Mercato failure or a few hair in the sink..

 

[thehypocrite]

14 July: Everything seems fine
15 July: Conte quits
16 July: Allegri arrives
17 July: Pirlo departs
May 2015: Juve finishes barely in the top-half of the table

Ouch. Juve got Brazil'd. Wishing for a quick recovery Juve fans. You don't deserve this.

 

[Suen]

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wow :lol

 

[Mr.Marston]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ-ZdNB7Xv0

Live stream of the unveiling.

 

[King_Moc]

There's this guy, with hair as white as snow (and a small just as white goatee), and borderline midget living in the same building as me. My guess would be he's about 40, he runes a lot and stuff, very much into keeping himself healthy. Anyway every single time he meets me out outside in town or anything, he insists on fist bumping me. This is the most awkward thing ever in public, we are both extremely white, and he might actually be an albino midget... and he just wants to fist bump.

Dear football GAF, how do I tell him this is not alright, he just did it again to me this morning.

Fist bump him and enthusiastically shout "racism!", or "paedophilia!", as if you're agreeing with the concept. Then act offended with him to everyone around, as if he said it.

 

[thehypocrite]

With Navas in who's out? LOEPZ or Leaker Casillas? Fuck.

I think navas is a waste of money if he is not the starting. He's also quite short. Don't like short gks

Casillas and his wages should be dropped. He's poop.

 

[Yurt]

Is there a timeline summary of Juventus destruction?

think you're gonna have to wait till May to get the full picture :lol

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

14 July: Everything seems fine
15 July: Conte quits
16 July: Allegri arrives
17 July: Pirlo departs
18 July: Vidal & Pogba sold
May 2015: Juve finishes barely in the top-half of the table

I feel like this was days in the making. There is no way Juve would have appointed Allegri so quickly, if this was all just decided yesterday.

 

[WAR recon zero]

I have to go to work. I am yet to change my clothes. I'm too busy laughing/crying about Juve

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

That youtube chats seems quite anti-Allegri.

 

[Zabojnik]

We should bring Del Piero back.

 

[figadapaura]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ-ZdNB7Xv0

Live stream of the unveiling.

Look at all them thumbs downs.

 

[thehypocrite]

think you're gonna have to wait till May to get the full picture :lol

I fear you may be right. Why are Juve owners doing this to the team?

 

[Zabojnik]

I feel like this was days in the making. There is no way Juve would have appointed Allegri so quickly, if this was all just decided yesterday.

It all happened yesterday. And after it happened Juve really only had two choices: Mancini or Allegri. It had to happen immediately, the pre-season has already started, ffs. We went with the lesser (?) of two evils.

 

[Broder Salsa]

There's something fantastic about Allegri's smile. The way he manages to smile while still looking like he's shitting himself.

Tai Ho Kim

marotta&#65279; you mother fucker

 

[Yurt]

I fear you may be right. Why are Juve owners doing this to the team?

short story: because they're businessmen and they lack ambition.

 

[figadapaura]

Allegri: First and foremost I consider myself fortunate.

lol

 

[flabberghastly]

5th of July: Conte "I'm motivated"

15 July: Conte "I lost my motivation"

something demotivated him in the middle

Mercato failure or a few hair in the sink..

Let's fill in the timeline a bit:

4 July: Massimo resigns as Siena president
5 July: Conte is motivated
6 July: Valentina says, "Run away with me."
15 July: Siena goes bankrupt and is relegated to Serie D; Conte has other motivations

 

[Fry]

What did Allegri win with Milan?

 

[Yurt]

It all happened yesterday. And after it happened Juve really only had two choices: Mancini or Allegri. It had to happen immediately, the pre-season has already started, ffs. We went with the lesser (?) of two evils.

Mancini said we never even called him.

and you know why? Because he's expensive.

 

[Mr Cola]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6bOi6xOji0#

Mitten confirmed Uniteds position is they are not interested in Vidal

Ok then thats that

 

[TheLucifer]

What did Allegri win with Milan?

One Scudetto (2010/2011) and one Supercoppa Italiana (2011/2012).

 

[thehypocrite]

short story: because they're businessmen and they lack ambition.

Ah the classic cause. That's a shame. Long term planning and a winning vision are important for such a legendary club sustained success.

 

[ShogunDarius]

lets get Vidal AND Pogba at LFC, then send Juve a thank you gift in Allen

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

It all happened yesterday. And after it happened Juve really only had two choices: Mancini or Allegri. It had to happen immediately, the pre-season has already started, ffs. We went with the lesser (?) of two evils.

Well it is the fastest contract negotiations in history. Allegri must have said yes to everything Juve offered him.

short story: because they're businessmen and they lack ambition.

It is because they are American and don't know anything about the sport.

 

[rvy]

Mancini said we never even called him.

and you know why? Because he's expensive.

I thought Mancini wasn't good?