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[Wilbur]

What is the best way to kill yourself?

Anal

 

[Yurt]

What is the best way to kill yourself?

Watch Italy 2010 and 2014 back to back

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Mirror saying United have agreed to let Evra go.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

What the fuck, Shanks. D:

I just got Brazilled by Bla

 

[Blablurn]

Shanks. Freeweelin beat me 7:1 yesterday. This game makes no sense. Dont worry. It's stupid.

 

[Mastadon]

Christ I've just been out on a visit, came back to the office and the picketers have all gone.

What a lack of commitment.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Mirror saying United have agreed to let Evra go.

Was he basically doing you a favour extending his contract, making sure you got a transfer fee for him?

Unless his wages in the interim exceed the transfer fee

 

[Wilbur]

I'll play FIFA with someone in ten minutes

Let me wank first

 

[Yurt]

Hope Morata will be good for us

He'll definitely be better than Vucinic, Quag and Khal Drogo so there's that :lol

 

[bud]

Bruno and Willy celebrating.

Look at this jawline. That's a panty dropper.

🗿

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Shanks. Freeweelin beat me 7:1 yesterday. This game makes no sense. Dont worry. It's stupid.

hahaha,

well played. first game was fun.

 

[Scum]

I just got Brazilled by Bla

Oh. Summon Willikiller.

Christ I've just been out on a visit, came back to the office and the picketers have all gone.

What a lack of commitment.

30mins 'til lunch time, mate.

 

[subtles]

?

about the defense

I'll leave it at that (for now!)

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What is the best way to kill yourself?

Aging

@subtles, do you think I'm overrating Skrtel or underrating the rest of them?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

@subtles, do you think I'm overrating Skrtel or underrating the rest of them?

Where's the option for overrating Skrtel and the rest of them?

 

[kharma45]

Was he basically doing you a favour extending his contract, making sure you got a transfer fee for him?

Unless his wages in the interim exceed the transfer fee

Na he was up for staying but his wife wants to move on now so the club aren't going to stand in his way if that's what he has decided.

 

[pulga]

What is the best way to kill yourself?

Frequent a videogame forum until you're a hunchbacked old man.

Well, the rest of the world will think you're dead in any case

 

[Salazar]

Evra might even be good for Juve

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Na he was up for staying but his wife wants to move on now so the club aren't going to stand in his way if that's what he has decided.

I thought it was because he doesn't want to play second fiddle?

 

[Yurt]

Buying Evra with anything other than Bitcoins

Rock bottom

 

[Vivalaraza]

We should look at Blind now. He can play CM too. We need a versatile player. The new P Nev. The new O Shea. Tomorrow's Phil Jones.

 

[figadapaura]

He's the last player I would have expected to ask to leave.

 

[cremino]

Welcome to Juve, Patrice

 

[Yurt]

We have two new French players now

Pogba pls extend your contract

 

[Rad-]

Yeesssss bye Evra. At one point he was the best LB in the world but he has been crap for like 3 years now. Now if we somehow can get rid of Young as well... But he is so bad that nobody will even buy him.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm actually gutted Evra is leaving. He got Manchester United.

JuveGAF, you may hate him for every 90 minutes you see him out of position, but I guarantee the rest of the time you'll love him

 

[pulga]

We have two new French players now

Pogba pls extend your contract

Evra, Adnan, Kosman

what a mercato

what a time to be alive

 

[ShogunDarius]

this is an unpopular opinion but fuck it, LFC need to change our entire backline (including back up, with the exception of Sakho)

The LFC defense tends to scramble and lose focus and shape in too many games and i believe that its stuck in the minds of our long tenure defenders.

We need to get in multiple good and new defenders who dont have that scramble and panic mode

 

[Ushojax]

Wait so Barca don't want to pay £20m for their first choice CB target but they are interested in signing Vertonghen who would cost at least that amount? They are not good with transfers, are they?

 

[Vivalaraza]

He's the last player I would have expected to ask to leave.

It's not like he's betraying us. We invoked the extension. Differing reasons he wants to go. He knows he's not first choice anymore.

Evra is going to be missed. Cliche as hell but he really did "get it". Gutted.

Pretty funny Juve are paying him £50k/week though. Mad. They're gonna have to sell to afford that.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I'm actually gutted Evra is leaving. He got Manchester United.

JuveGAF, you may hate him for every 90 minutes you see him out of position, but I guarantee the rest of the time you'll love him

So the most important time he will be hated

 

[subtles]

Aging

@subtles, do you think I'm overrating Skrtel or underrating the rest of them?

My comment pertained (specifically) to your assesment of Skrtel and Sakho . This upcoming season is sure to surprise you in that regard. It's hard to quantify certain qualities (or lack thereof) so I'll leave it at that.

 

[Yurt]

United GAF drop the act already :lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

this is an unpopular opinion but fuck it, LFC need to change our entire backline (including back up, with the exception of Sakho)

The LFC defense tends to scramble and lose focus and shape in too many games and i believe that its not stuck in the minds of our long tenure defenders.

We need to get in multiple good and new defenders who dont have that scramble and panic mode

The worst way to forge a functioning defensive unit is to cobble together a new one in the space of a month. That would be way too risky, we could easily go from having a mediocre defense to a massively shit one.

 

[Vivalaraza]

My comment pertained (specifically) to your assesment of Skrtel and Sakho . This upcoming season is sure to surprise you in that regard. It's hard to quantify certain qualities (or lack thereof) so I'll leave it at that.

Meus?

 

[Wilbur]

So the most important time he will be hated

:lol yeah. But to have someone at the club who really cared when we lost, and who said all the right things off the pitch, and who led by example in the dressing room and in the media... I'll miss him. And he was world class for two or three years, I'll remember that. One of my favourite United players ever in all honesty.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

United GAF drop the act already :lol

Give us Vidal already.

 

[Vivalaraza]

United GAF drop the act already :lol

What is the act

 

[ShogunDarius]

The worst way to forge a functioning defensive unit is to cobble together a new one in the space of a month. That would be way too risky, we could easily go from having a mediocre defense to a massively shit one.

it's risky no doubt, but our defence has been an issue for years (which no manager has really attempted to completely fix in years)


and that panic mode is like a LFC tradition at this point, we need to take that risk. whose to say Brendan might be able to pull it off

 

[Yurt]

What is the act

YOUVE SOLD US AIDS

 

[cartoon_soldier]

:lol yeah. But to have someone at the club who really cared when we lost, and who said all the right things off the pitch, and who led by example in the dressing room and in the media... I'll miss him. And he was world class for two or three years, I'll remember that. One of my favourite United players ever in all honesty.

Oh don't be mistaken. I loved him fire a long time and wish he had stayed to have a senior presence in dressing room and mentor.

But if he didn't want to do that...

 

[Vivalaraza]

YOUVE SOLD US AIDS

I'm not pretending he is a good player anymore. He's not. The move might revitalise him...I doubt it.

But you will love him. He will learn about the club and it's history and culture, everything. And he will piss Inter off.

Just a great dude.

 

[Mastadon]

I think you have to appreciate that our defenders were in an impossible position at times. We were so quick at going forward on the break at times last season that we left our defenders horribly exposed, without a midfielder to really support them. Yes there were some shit individual errors and some positioning issues at times, but you can't solely blame the back four.

Sakho is class by the way, I don't understand the criticism towards him. I think it's partly because he looks so ungainly on the ball, but he's easily the most comfortable passer out of all our CB's.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

My comment pertained (specifically) to your assesment of Skrtel and Sakho . This upcoming season is sure to surprise you in that regard. It's hard to quantify certain qualities (or lack thereof) so I'll leave it at that.

I have a lot of faith in Sakho becoming a beast with us, or at least replicating his France form. We need to fast-track his English lessons so he can take the leadership role that had PSG fans and Deschamps enamoured with him, and we need to get him some on-to-one coaching to prevent him from letting errors play on his mind and lead to further errors.

That injury couldn't have come at a worse time, he'd started solidifying his spot in the first-11 and seemed to be getting more comfortable game-on-game iirc, then BOOM, out for 3 months or whatever it was

 

[Wilbur]

Oh man, he will piss Inter off.

Miss you already, Patty

 

[pulga]

I'm not pretending he is a good player anymore. He's not. The move might revitalise him...I doubt it.

But you will love him. He will learn about the club and it's history and culture, everything. And he will piss Inter off.

Just a great dude.

are you saying he should be assigned to the j-museum

 

[Yurt]

And he will piss Inter off.

Just a great dude.

OMG

INJECT HIM INTO MY VEINS

CAPITANO EVRA!!

 

[cartoon_soldier]

OMG

INJECT HIM INTO MY VEINS

CAPITANO EVRA!!

He will also piss Suarez off in those CL games

 

[subtles]

I simply didn't want to type up the assessment for a third time, but if the two of you understand that's good enough.

Meus?

whatever do you mean vivi

 

[Wilbur]

Yurt

“I got a load of DVDs. About the Munich disaster and the Busby Babes, about Bobby Charlton, George Best and Denis Law, about Cantona. The whole story of the club. You meet these people around the club and I wanted to know who they were. What they had done for the club. Out of respect. Because when you shake the hand of Sir Bobby Charlton you can feel the legend.

“All the young players here need to understand the history of the club. After I watched those DVDs I realised I needed to respect the shirt. I needed to respect the story. Every time I play that is in my head. What a privilege it is to play for Manchester United. When you pull on the shirt you are pulling on history, and I say thanks to God that I play for this club.”