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[The_Hitcher89]

Lovren, aye?

Just makes zero sense to me.

It's not like money is even an issue either. Wouldn't be surprised if we're told to go and jump.

Shaw, Lambert, Lallana. Easy to forget Lambert since he left quietly as soon as the window opened, but still.

Expect one of Lovren and Schneiderlin to leave, probably Lovren as he seems more willing to act like a massive cunt to get his way

 

[Yurt]

Hadn't seen this when I posted. I feel for you man, that's tough. Like I say, if alcohol doesn't help - and it didn't for me for a while, I remember drinking so much at somewhere my ex was going to that I blacked out and my parents had to come pick me up :lol - then turn it down.

I think when people say shit like "easiest way to get over people is to get under" are talking a bit of nonsense. When I slept with people, it kinda just made me miss my ex more. It's really really tough, and unfortunately there's not much more to do apart from say you do whatever you want to do.

Here for you buddy.

I think it genuinely works for some people

Since highschool, I can only get over a breakup (quickly) by jumping into another relationship! OR just going out everyday to party and such, which usually leads to something!

I realise no one is as emotionally dead as me though :lol

 

[WJD]

Attn: Nathan/Blablurn/Anyone

FIFA?

 

[Meier]

Soton is having a summer like I willingly do in FM. Dat £600m transfer budget after 10-15 years. If a player leaves my team, it ain't without a 50% sell-on fee.

 

[Salvadora]

That's the whole point though. Just say screw it and rebuild. They've a already sold a lot of their core. Esp if the player no longer wants to be there. He'll just be asking for a move again next summer.

Then give him a move next summer.

Don't want to be relegated with the amount of change going on at the club.

Shaw
Lambert
Lallana

3.

Shaw, Lambert, Lallana. Easy to forget Lambert since he left quietly as soon as the window opened, but still.

Expect one of Lovren and Schneiderlin to leave, probably Lovren as he seems more willing to act like a massive cunt to get his way

Jesus.

That's actually worse than I thought. Poor 3sixty. I have a soft spot for Southampton.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I like southampton too

 

[Scum]

Fade. Sorry to hear that. :-/
FootyGAF cunts are here for you mate. Yurt-chan will look after you.

 

[Tubie]

I like spending time with my friends cause they're keeping me on the level. I think tonight will be the first time in my life that I go to a disco and gradually sober up. That doesn't seem right.

I just miss the stupid shit right now, like the pet names we had for each other and making food for us both. She was my support in a lot of ways but now it feels like that has all collapsed and she's the reason.

Edit: realise this shit is all off topic sorry mods blame it on the ouzo

You will get over her and become a much better/stronger person after enduring this agony.

Try to avoid drinking too much and do something new to you, just stay healthy and distracted as much as you can!

 

[fadetoblack]

I'm trying to absorb alcohol with salami and provolone. That's how this shit works, yes?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

If we'd have beaten Southampton twice last year, we'd have won the league.

This is the masterplan

 

[rvy]

Cleveland filling up with band-wagoners as I type. What an odd thing to say.

 

[Yurt]

Attn: Nathan/Blablurn/Anyone

FIFA?

I like how you put Blablurn second

We all know you want him Will

Everyone wants him

Dat ego boost

 

[Blablurn]

I'm trying to absorb alcohol with salami and provolone. That's how this shit works, yes?

Don't forget chocolate, mate

 

[Scum]

I like how you put Blablurn second

We all know you want him Will

Everyone wants him

Dat ego boost

loooooool

 

[EmiPrime]

Looks like I will be living somewhere between Kings Cross and Russell Square in September, nice and close to Arsenal.

Sorry Hitch, I'll pop into Sainsburys before I leave to say goodbye.

 

[WJD]

I like how you put Blablurn second

We all know you want him Will

Everyone wants him

Dat ego boost

I don't know anything of anyone

promise

 

[Carbonox]

Looks like I will be living somewhere between Kings Cross and Russell Square in September, nice and close to Arsenal.

Sorry Hitch, I'll pop into Sainsburys before I leave to say goodbye.

All these FootyGaffers moving to London. Should organize a FootyGAF night out there. Or a bukkake sesh. Whatever makes you all wet, m9's.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

All these FootyGaffers moving to London. Should organize a FootyGAF night out there. Or a bukkake sesh. Whatever makes you all wet, m9's.

 

[Yurt]

loooooool

I don't know anything of anyone

promise

Congrats Bla

You're now Round-of-16-Arsenal

A team led by Capello

Juve in Europe

Prandelli's Italy

England in penalty shootouts

A BVB player with a buyout clause


Everyone wants a piece of dat *spank*

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Looks like I will be living somewhere between Kings Cross and Russell Square in September, nice and close to Arsenal.

Sorry Hitch, I'll pop into Sainsburys before I leave to say goodbye.

That's if it's still there, it's genuinely falling apart

Managers and colleagues leaving all the time, being replaced by massive downgrades
One of the worst stores in the region
Tescos opening about 5 minutes away, which will absolutely demolish our sales for at least 6 months

Bring me the redundancy pay

Spoiler

which I'm not sure I'm even entitled to if it was to happen

Spoiler

Take me with you pls

Leaving Maidenhead when Rolf Harris goes down. Coincidence?

 

[Scum]

Oh Yurt 😙

 

[Slizz]

Don't forget chocolate, mate

I'm glad you like the LeBetard show in Miami. It's all I listen to from 3-7 if I'm near a comp or radio.

 

[WJD]

Congrats Bla

You're now Round-of-16-Arsenal

A team led by Capello

Juve in Europe

Prandelli's Italy

England in penalty shootouts

A BVB player with a buyout clause


Everyone wants a piece of dat *spank*

don't listen to him Bla

I respect u

 

[bobito]

Congrats Bla

You're now Round-of-16-Arsenal

Everyone wants a piece of dat *spank*

Hey, now they have debuchy they may make the quarters

 

[Blablurn]

Congrats Bla

You're now Round-of-16-Arsenal

A team led by Capello

Juve in Europe

Prandelli's Italy

England in penalty shootouts

A BVB player with a buyout clause


Everyone wants a piece of dat *spank*

At least I got LeBron in my team since today

 

[Salvadora]

am @samuelJayC · 5m
Wenger on Eurosport tonight (with David James). Hints Alexis will play up top: "he has attributes of modern striker"

!!

 

[rvy]

At least I got LeBron in my team since today

 

[wedward]

Congrats Bla

You're now Round-of-16-Arsenal

A team led by Capello

Juve in Europe

Prandelli's Italy

England in penalty shootouts

A BVB player with a buyout clause


Everyone wants a piece of dat *spank*

Yurt is spicy today.

!!

I am ready.

 

[Scum]

!!

Jedward gets his wish.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I feel like every single Sanchez post is mocking me somehow


We held all the cards. Unfortunately the game was chess.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I feel like every single Sanchez post is mocking me somehow


We held all the cards. Unfortunately the game was chess.

 

[wedward]

I am ready for the return of pace.

Lol at Powelly83. Son, just grieve for a day or two. It's ok.

 

[Barzul]

I feel like every single Sanchez post is mocking me somehow


We held all the cards. Unfortunately the game was chess.

 

[Slizz]

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hope Gerrard gets a boss reception next season. Can't imagine he's had a worse 3 months as a player, and he probably feels like the fans resent him.

 

[EmiPrime]

That's if it's still there, it's genuinely falling apart

Managers and colleagues leaving all the time, being replaced by massive downgrades
One of the worst stores in the region
Tescos opening about 5 minutes away, which will absolutely demolish our sales for at least 6 months

Bring me the redundancy pay

Spoiler

which I'm not sure I'm even entitled to if it was to happen

Spoiler

Take me with you pls

Leaving Maidenhead when Rolf Harris goes down. Coincidence?

Whaaaaat, which Sainsburys? The big one in town?

I said before he's Bray's!

 

[wedward]

Gerrard must be feeling pretty shitty.

Just saw his best chance at a title walk out the door.

Is it possible for Barca and Liverpool to be in the same group?

 

[rvy]

Gerrard is such a muppet. Suárez a legend in anything, lol. Maybe in biting people.

 

[Barzul]

#COL no.1 David Ospina is "very close" to joining Arsenal from Nice, @VarskySports are reporting tonight. #AFC

It's all coming together.

 

[Salvadora]

Gerrard must be feeling pretty shitty.

Just saw his best chance at a title walk out the door.

Is it possible for Barca and Liverpool to be in the same group?

Why wouldn't it be?

They are in pot 3. Most of the heavyweights are in 1 & 2.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Why wouldn't it be?

They are in pot 3. Most of the heavyweights are in 1 & 2.

Barca is in pot 3?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I am ready for the return of pace.

Lol at Powelly83. Son, just grieve for a day or two. It's ok.

tbf we're not exactly a club with a record for falling off a cliff when an iconic player leaves, and we're in a better spot now than we were when the last one left.

I think Alonso's the only one where we completely hit brick wall when he left. We were already shite when Torres left, and he'd hit the brick wall himself

I think it ends pretty much all chance of us challenging for the title into April though

 

[omgkitty]

Sam ‏@samuelJayC 5m

#COL no.1 David Ospina is "very close" to joining Arsenal from Nice, @VarskySports are reporting tonight. #AFC

FUCK YEAH

Edit: DAMNIT BARZUL

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Gerrard must be feeling pretty shitty.

Just saw his best chance at a title walk out the door.

Is it possible for Barca and Liverpool to be in the same group?

Not enough popcorn in the universe for that.

 

[Salvadora]

Barca is in pot 3?

No, Liverpool are.

It's possible for them to get basically all of the 'big' teams including Barcelona.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Whaaaaat, which Sainsburys? The big one in town?

I said before he's Bray's!

Yeah, by the police station

And as I said, Bray is just a technicaliteh


Any update on Ochoa's next club?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

No, Liverpool are.

It's possible for them to get basically all of the 'big' teams including Barcelona.

Even though Liverpool were 2nd in EPL?

Guess I don't know how CL pots work.

 

[Barzul]

FUCK YEAH

Edit: DAMNIT BARZUL

Apparently he's a free agent so if we want him, it should be an easy deal.

 

[wedward]

Why wouldn't it be?

They are in pot 3. Most of the heavyweights are in 1 & 2.

Figured it was, just too lazy to look.

Can't get overly excited about a backup GK, but he looked good at the World Cup.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Even though Liverpool were 2nd in EPL?

Guess I don't know how CL pots work.

Pretty much all based on European experience iirc

We've been out of the CL for a while, and our EL exploits haven't been anything to write home about. We could easily get a nightmare group, but gotta start again from somewhere innit.

Hoped our pre-2009/10 record would scrape us into pot 2, oh well