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[Slizz]

Unleashed

 

[Fergie]

Bebe has improved his crossing. I'm impressed.

 

[Freewheelin']

Lol at that goalmouth scramble

 

[Fergie]

Anderson has improved his fitness. I'm impressed.

 

[Mr Cola]

You cant but laugh at Wellbeck sometimes

 

[K1LLER7]

Lolbeck pls

 

[Freewheelin']

WELBZZZZZZZZ

pls

 

[arkon]

Looks like Welbz is gonna have another tough season in front of goal...

 

[Sleeplessnights]

He already did. He got 2 infact:

No one will remember that, like every other trophy Arsenal give.

He won the only trophy that counts.

 

[Tc91]

Bebe needs to start for us.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Wait did I miss the bit where Bebe isn't awful?

 

[K1LLER7]

United players ruining all these Bebe assists.

He's too good for the club

 

[Vivalaraza]

Robin plz

Bebe is doing all the work for you

 

[Showaddy]

It's an old cliché but Welbeck honestly couldn't score in a Brothel.

 

[Freewheelin']

Bebe

They say he is a legend

 

[subtles]

Wait did I miss the bit where Bebe isn't awful?

Apparently his heart-felt interview was genuine.

 

[Vivalaraza]

So, on this day, Anderson wasn't a complete fatty. About all I can take from that.

Actually it was nice to see Gohan finally play for us. Can tell he's a goalscorer, rest of his game needs work.

 

[K1LLER7]

Moyes isn't happy.

Bebe > Young

 

[Ushojax]

KABOUL LIVES

Hopefully he can play at the weekend.

 

[KidA Seven]

Petrucci ties it up

United 1-1 City EDS

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So, on this day, Anderson wasn't a complete fatty. About all I can take from that.

Actually it was nice to see Gohan finally play for us. Can tell he's a goalscorer, rest of his game needs work.

Nani was great until the injury. Everyone else looked lethargic or just not up to match fitness.

 

[dc89]

Petrucci ties it up

United 1-1 City EDS

Shit

 

[Arnie]

United performing poorly against sub-standard opposition once more.

Moyeezus.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So did Moyes ever play 4-3-3 at Everton?

 

[Showaddy]

KABOUL LIVES

Hopefully he can play at the weekend.

If he can stand on 2 legs he's got to play, now way he can be any worse than Livermore lol...

 

[noal]

Has it finished or is it HT?

 

[Vivalaraza]

So did Moyes ever play 4-3-3 at Everton?

I was wondering why it was 433...have a feeling he was testing it out for our games vs Chelsea and Lpool...

 

[K1LLER7]

I was wondering why it was 433...have a feeling he was testing it out for our games vs Chelsea and Lpool...

Carrick - Cesc - Kagawa

hngggg

 

[Clegg]

I was wondering why it was 433...have a feeling he was testing it out for our games vs Chelsea and Lpool...

4-3-3 would be good if we had midfielders other than Ando, Clev and Giggs to choose from.

 

[justjohn]

I seriously think united will finish 5th. This is a very very average looking side

 

[FuturusX]

4-3-3 would be good if we had midfielders other than Ando, Clev and Giggs to choose from.

The Tri-Farce.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

United are going to be relegated.

Spoiler

Newcastle United

 

[Ushojax]

I seriously think united will finish 5th. This is a very very average looking side

They will still easily beat 15 of the 19 other teams in the league. Even if the other big boys have better teams, United wont drop points in the easy games.

 

[Arnie]

I seriously think united will finish 5th. This is a very very average looking side

Liverpool lost Alonso and went from a 2nd place finish (with the highest points total not to win it at the time) to 7th.

United have lost the most important figure in their entire club, haven't signed a single top class player, and could well lose their fourth highest goal scorer of all time. Throw in the wank pre-season form and myopic new manager and you've got yourself a potential fudzilla.

 

[LegoArmo]

United are going to win the title. It will be the funniest thing ever.

 

[KidA Seven]

I seriously think united will finish 5th. This is a very very average looking side

Don't worry bro. United always look average, but then get a shit load of points. It's a style of football developed since 2011. The Clank.

 

[pappe]

I seriously think united will finish 5th. This is a very very average looking side

Which is exactly why we need Rooney.

 

[Shagwell]

Liverpool lost Alonso and went from a 2nd place finish (with the highest points total not to win it at the time) to 7th.

United have lost the most important figure in their entire club, haven't signed a single top class player, and could well lose their fourth highest goal scorer of all time. Throw in the wank pre-season form and myopic new manager and you've got yourself a potential fudzilla.

I want to believe this

United are going to win the title. It will be the funniest thing ever.

But history has taught me to prepare myself for this

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Mmmmmm all of this is delicious. Give it to me.

I just need someone to say that this is the worst United team they've seen and it will complete the most stereotypical pre-season we've ever had.

 

[Vivalaraza]

United are going to win the title. It will be the funniest thing ever.

It's actually going to be amazing. Souls will be crushed up and down the land.

Also Liverpool fans still going on about that 2nd place finish like its some sort of achievement. Lollerpool!

 

[KidA Seven]

I think people forget how shit United looked in last year's pre season. We weren't scoring goals until like the last pre season game.

 

[Mr.Marston]

I seriously think united will finish 5th. This is a very very average looking side

Don't know about 5th but I don't think they'll win the title. City look too strong.

 

[Arnie]

It's actually going to be amazing. Souls will be crushed up and down the land.

Also Liverpool fans still going on about that 2nd place finish like its some sort of achievement. Lollerpool!

Mmmmmm all of this is delicious. Give it to me.

I just need someone to say that this is the worst United team they've seen and it will complete the most stereotypical pre-season we've ever had.

I think people forget how shit United looked in last year's pre season. We weren't scoring goals until like the last pre season game.

Spoken with the naivety of someone who's only ever supported a team with a single successful manager in their lifetime.

Moyes could well be a Hodgson.

 

[KidA Seven]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_Manchester_United_F.C._season

I mean we didn't lose those games, but the team really struggled to score and were largely functioning off the Super Clank. This continued until the first game of the season.

 

[dc89]

Thoughts on that? I could get it pretty cheap with a bit of luck.

 

[shortyme]

Mmmmmm all of this is delicious. Give it to me.

I just need someone to say that this is the worst United team they've seen and it will complete the most stereotypical pre-season we've ever had.

This is the worst United team I've ever seen.


Edit: dc, looks good. Get it.

 

[Clegg]

Watching Up.

That first ten god damn minutes..

 

[Sviatoslav]

Looks like Anzhi's budget will be slashed to 50 million euros a season.

Zenit are apparently already circling like vultures and are after Kokorin and Lacina Traore.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Spoken with the naivety of someone who's only ever supported a team with a single successful manager in their lifetime.

Moyes could well be a Hodgson.

Spoken like someone who has suffered the scarring effects of having seen his team become mid-table also-rans.

 

[pappe]

I wish I had the optimism of some of the fellow United fans.