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[Arnie]

First goal conceded in pre-season comes against a defence that includes Jay Spearing and Jon Flanagan. And Brad Jones is in goal.

And that should be a penalty.

 

[Tegris]

Blatant peno. What are you doing ref?

 

[Sviatoslav]

WHERE IS YOUR BRUNO ALVES NOW

I can already see it, we're going to panic buy Skrtel or something.

 

[Garjon]

So we've already hit the crossbar, dominated play, conceded from a set piece and not been awarded a clear penalty. Haha.

 

[bjaelke]

 

[LTWheels]

Don't worry guys, next season will definitly be our season. This ones a write-off now.

 

[faridmon]

Hello Farid, hope you are well.

Well, I am alive, thats a start, I guess.

 

[Dazzler]

#tekkers

 

[Arnie]

Just be thankful Januzaj can't do that or we'd never hear the end of it.

 

[Lambda Pie]

OMG we're fucked for the next round of the CL. Neto gets a red, we have no other CBs.

there's always next season.

 

[LTWheels]

That pass from Hendo 0-0

 

[panty]

No Killer noooooooooooooooooooo

what's wrong with your connection

 

[ShogunX]

Eugggh come on Aspas. He's pulling a Borini here, great movement with a bit of shit finishing.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ibeast

Poor attempt to round the keeper, took his eye off the ball and lost control of it

 

[Vivalaraza]

Sounds like the Lollerpool cycle is in full flow.

 

[K1LLER7]

No Killer noooooooooooooooooooo

what's wrong with your connection

I'm still connected though??

 

[KidA Seven]

Just be thankful Januzaj can't do that or we'd never hear the end of it.

Januzaj's potential already striking fear into the hearts of Liverpool fans.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

lol B-Rod closeup

 

[Salvadora]

lol B-Rod closeup

A bit like that SAF staring gif.

Enjoying this match.

 

[Wilbur]

WHAT A GOAL
OUR SCOUTING TEAM
THIS IS OUR YEAR

WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM JAY SPEARING
NEXT YEAR LADS
GREAT MOVEMENT, NO FINISH

BLATANT PEN
IF THAT WAS A UNITED PLAYER

and thus, no Liverpool fan needs to post for the entire season.

 

[Yen]

We're gonna win the league

 

[Vivalaraza]

Is this on BTSport?

 

[Darth Sonik]

Nice goal.

 

[subtles]

Bring it on!

 

[LTWheels]

Is this on BTSport?

Yes boi

 

[Arnie]

Oh Iago.

 

[bjaelke]

Meh, Norwegian defending. Lets not get carried away.

 

[Tegris]

Borini would be proud of that movement.

 

[ShogunX]

Aspas really does have sexual movement.

 

[Labadal]

Aspas as effective as Suarez.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

ASPAS STRIKES

POISONOUS

 

[Labadal]

WHAT A GOAL
OUR SCOUTING TEAM
THIS IS OUR YEAR

WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM JAY SPEARING
NEXT YEAR LADS
GREAT MOVEMENT, NO FINISH

BLATANT PEN
IF THAT WAS A UNITED PLAYER

and thus, no Liverpool fan needs to post for the entire season.

We conceded one. It's all about next season.

 

[Shagwell]

Aspas really does have sexual movement.

Same with Fabio Borini. MOVEMENT. TALENT. BELIEVE.

 

[KidA Seven]

We conceded one. It's all about next season.

Looks like Henderson isn't cut out to be a captain.

 

[Arnie]

WHAT A GOAL
OUR SCOUTING TEAM
THIS IS OUR YEAR

WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM JAY SPEARING
NEXT YEAR LADS
GREAT MOVEMENT, NO FINISH

BLATANT PEN
IF THAT WAS A UNITED PLAYER

and thus, no Liverpool fan needs to post for the entire season.

SHINJI OMG WHAT A PASS TO DE GEA
MOYEEZUS
VALENCIA IS SHIT

WE NEED A NEW MIDFIELDER
WHY AREN'T WE PLAYING NANI
INSERT LAME BEBE JOKE

CHECK OUT THIS FORMATION
NEVER HAPPY DESPITE WINNING EVERY WEEK
WHAT TIME'S THE MATCH ON, I'M IN A DIFFERENT TIMEZONE

and thus, no Manchester United fan needs to post for the entire season.

 

[subtles]

Seriously though, we need to work on our set-pieces.The team concedes far too easily and we barely make anything out of the opportunities presented to us.

 

[LTWheels]

I think Downing needs the threat of being sold every week. It's the only way to get something useful out of him.

Looks like Henderson isn't cut out to be a captain.

That statement made me very upset.

 

[Hixx]

Looks like Henderson isn't cut out to be a captain.

He captains Eng u21s he can captain a mid table club

 

[Fergie]

Dat Tiki Taka

Just shy of 100k to build that team. Higuain is a stop-gap, Falcao is my goal, 17k isn't much so couple more online tournaments or seasons and I have him.

 

[ShogunX]

WHAT A GOAL
OUR SCOUTING TEAM
THIS IS OUR YEAR

WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM JAY SPEARING
NEXT YEAR LADS
GREAT MOVEMENT, NO FINISH

BLATANT PEN
IF THAT WAS A UNITED PLAYER

and thus, no Liverpool fan needs to post for the entire season.

Do people even say this anymore? I'm not even sure I've read it on RAWK for a while, It's about as relevant as saying Ryan Giggs is a good role model.

Jay Spearing aside the rest are spot on although ''If that was a UTD player'' is about to become extinct. Everybody knows Moyes is a boggle eyed bitch and thus many will take advantage.

Spoiler

You horrible tedious twats will still win the league

He captains Eng u21s he can captain a mid table club

Did he ever get to captain relegation fodder?

 

[Wilbur]

SHINJI OMG WHAT A PASS TO DE GEA
MOYEEZUS
VALENCIA IS SHIT

WE NEED A NEW MIDFIELDER
WHY AREN'T WE PLAYING NANI
INSERT LAME BEBE JOKE

CHECK OUT THIS FORMATION
NEVER HAPPY DESPITE WINNING EVERY WEEK
WHAT TIME'S THE MATCH ON, I'M IN A DIFFERENT TIMEZONE

and thus, no Manchester United fan needs to post for the entire season.

Morsel will be angry you're taunting him with the last one

Way to go Arnold. Picking on your own.

 

[Messi]

One of pedros gols today wow wow wow

 

[Yen]

SHINJI OMG WHAT A PASS TO DE GEA
MOYEEZUS
VALENCIA IS SHIT

WE NEED A NEW MIDFIELDER
WHY AREN'T WE PLAYING NANI
INSERT LAME BEBE JOKE

CHECK OUT THIS FORMATION
NEVER HAPPY DESPITE WINNING EVERY WEEK
WHAT TIME'S THE MATCH ON, I'M IN A DIFFERENT TIMEZONE

and thus, no Manchester United fan needs to post for the entire season.

Don't forget: "COR BLIMEY GUV'NOR. APPLES AND PEARS"

 

[Arnie]

Morsel will be angry you're taunting him with the last one

Way to go Arnold. Picking on your own.

Don't give a fuckkkkk

Gonna eat some of your chicken tonight.

THANKS FOR THAT

 

[Wilbur]

Don't forget: "COR BLIMEY GUV'NOR. APPLES AND PEARS"

You're from Ireland.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'd like to have seen us try out pure zonal marking for a couple of these preseason games. Not the first time we've allowed an easy shot on goal from a corner by being a step behind the opposition

 

[Arnie]

Don't forget: "COR BLIMEY GUV'NOR. APPLES AND PEARS"

*shudders

 

[Kenka]

Austria Vienna is drawing Hafnarfjördur ? Unbelievable.

 

[Wilbur]

Don't give a fuckkkkk

Gonna eat some of your chicken tonight.

THANKS FOR THAT

I'm going Nandos as well

#shitwhereyoueat

 

[Vivalaraza]

Maoam Fellaini

Haha Maoam.