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[Yen]

I love how Owen talks as if he's about 55. He's explaining the concept of wide players cutting in as if it is a completely new innovation. I remember he did commentary for motd when Liverpool played Swansea and he said "Coutinho is a lot like Pablo Aimar, a great attacking midfielder from back in my day."

 

[ShogunX]

Liverpool fans convinced of dear Iago yet?

I'm fully on board. Looks to be a good buy at the price we paid, he's the type of player that doesn't give defenders a break and I prefer that to the more static players.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Some mug probably says this every year, but I am gonna say the battle for 4th place should be proper good this season.

It was quite good last season too, I thought.

 

[Arnie]

It was quite good last season too, I thought.

Yea but now it's got Swansea and United involved.

 

[bjaelke]

I'm fully on board. Looks to be a good buy at the price we paid, he's the type of player that doesn't give defenders a break and I prefer that to the more static players.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I love how Owen talks as if he's about 55. He's explaining the concept of wide players cutting in as if it is a completely new innovation. I remember he did commentary for motd when Liverpool played Swansea and he said "Coutinho is a lot like Pablo Aimar, a great attacking midfielder from back in my day."

To be fair, he essentially retired in 2005

 

[Batigol]

I love how Owen talks as if he's about 55. He's explaining the concept of wide players cutting in as if it is a completely new innovation. I remember he did commentary for motd when Liverpool played Swansea and he said "Coutinho is a lot like Pablo Aimar, a great attacking midfielder from back in my day."

He's hilarious and embarrassing at the same time

 

[Arnie]

Please sign Diego Costa.

Borini just isn't good enough.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Yea but now it's got Swansea and United involved.

Not even you drunk on Iago Aspas believe that

 

[Salvadora]

Some mug probably says this every year, but I am gonna say the battle for 4th place should be proper good this season.

I reckon it will be more exciting than the title race. It's been going down to the last day in recent years.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Any Chelsea fans who have not seen this yet have to watch it. It is a sit down interview with Lukaku and De Bruyne together and I just love them <3 I need to get De Bruyne on the back of my shirt this year!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXRBxIYKVOI

 

[bjaelke]

Poor Borini. Can't catch a break. Either that or he's shite. Can't really tell.

 

[Shagwell]

Please sign Diego Costa.

Borini just isn't good enough.

Was really hoping he'd show a little bit more in pre-season coming off a fairly impressive tournament with that Italy squad.

 

[panty]

Dat 2 man team.

Come play, I've scored at least 3 goals already.

 

[Hixx]

Did he ever get to captain relegation fodder?

No we are too big, he couldn't handle it.

 

[Fergie]

Come play, I've scored at least 3 goals already.

I'll play at 9:45 if you lot still are. Can't at the moment, not home.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Was really hoping he'd show a little bit more in pre-season coming off a fairly impressive tournament with that Italy squad.

He just isn't menacing at all. I thought he'd kick on after those few games at the end of last season when he came back from injury, but he's regressed into his performances from the beginning of last season

 

[Lambda Pie]

THE SUAREZ SAGA: PART 1

Moved from Ajax years ago
If only the present he could see
Being in Liverpool meant
Watching CL matches on TV

The poor cunt went mad
With no trophies in sight
Had to chew forearms
No silverware to bite

The pundits turned on him
After a series of stunts
The only people defending him
Are vampires and cunts

But a savoir appears
Arsenal makes a bid with intent
Liverpool laughs at the offer
Official response was: "get bent"

Suarez needs to be warned
Got the wrong idea about Arsenal
Last time they won a title
Katie Price was still virginal

 

[Arnie]

:looooooooool

Only thing to note is that Suarez did win a trophy at Liverpool.

 

[LTWheels]

I'm looking forward to our Allen, Henderson and Alberto future.

 

[Vivalaraza]

The last line actually killed me.

Hahahahahahaha.

 

[Yurt]

Ahaha that's the best one yet!

 

[Lambda Pie]

:looooooooool

Only thing to note is that Suarez did win a trophy at Liverpool.

but did he bite it?

 

[Arnie]

Lambda you should change the second line to 'If only the present he could see'.

 

[Facism]

oh my this girl at the gym running HIIT on the treadmill.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Lambda you should change the second line to 'If only the present he could see'.

it was the future when he left Ajax, but i get what you mean.

 

[Dazzler]

Getting really sick of players who want to leave a club refusing to put in a transfer request so they still collect the full loyalty bonus

Complete slimeball move. Rooney, Bale and Suarez all at it

 

[Arnie]

it was the future when he left Ajax, but i get what you mean.

Nah, we weren't in the Champions League when he joined us.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Nah, we weren't in the Champions League when he joined us.

kay, changed it.

 

[LTWheels]

Good goal.

 

[Garjon]

Lovely stuff.

 

[Salvadora]

GOATinho.

 

[Arnie]

God, Coutinho just glides past people.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Fuck, missed it

 

[Arnie]

Fuck, missed it

For you.

 

[Nyx]

I have to agree. Huge transfer fees used to be reserved for the biggest players in the world. Players who were champions and stars at the same time, the very best.

We're on the verge of the biggest transfer fee in history being spent on a 24 year old with 60 goals in 248 games, and was last seen in the champions league two years ago. It's absolute nonsense, and escalation is essentially out of control.

Especially if you take the current economical situation in Spain in account, or the rest of Europe.

And as a football fan I started loathing the fact that fewer and fewer clubs have a good chance on winning continental prizes.

Rafael van der Vaart said today that Bayern would be a title contender even with their reserve team. Reserve players who mostly sit on the bench or even in the stands when at a smaller club they would be the star.

I think that's a bit sad.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

For you.

Cheers

Coutz and The Raheem Machine are gonna beast this season

 

[K1LLER7]

I'll play at 9:45 if you lot still are. Can't at the moment, not home.

Yeah cool.

We are on a roll. Panty is playing like Ronaldo.

 

[Lightning]

So in 2 days we'll find out who our opponents are and if we don't complete the Suarez deal by August 12th he can't help us qualify even if we do sign him? Wenger damnit, hurry up.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

So in 2 days we'll find out who our opponents are and if we don't complete the Suarez deal by August 12th he can't help us qualify even if we do sign him? Wenger damnit, hurry up.

How will he help you qualify regardless, with the ban?

 

[Hixx]

How will he help you qualify regardless, with the ban?

He's banned from CL/EL as well?

 

[KidA Seven]

U21 league? Don't make me laugh. Susinho was impressing in the real thing.

:looooool


Suso was too busy getting first team minutes to even give one.

Meanwhile your dinosaur has sent Adnan back where he belongs. Perhaps he's aware of the boy's intentions regarding his contract situation. Or perhaps the Caveslug just isn't very good at nurturing youth.

This is what Liverpool fans believe. He wasn't even trying! S-shut up!

 

[spidye]

THE SUAREZ SAGA: PART 1

Moved from Ajax years ago
If only the present he could see
Being in Liverpool meant
Watching CL matches on TV

The poor cunt went mad
With no trophies in sight
Had to chew forearms
No silverware to bite

The pundits turned on him
After a series of stunts
The only people defending him
Are vampires and cunts

But a savoir appears
Arsenal makes a bid with intent
Liverpool laughs at the offer
Official response was: "get bent"

Suarez needs to be warned
Got the wrong idea about Arsenal
Last time they won a title
Katie Price was still virginal

you are a genius. for the love of god please do one for bayern

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He's banned from CL/EL as well?

Not sure actually

 

[LTWheels]

Our 5th top scorer last year was own goals with 6

 

[ShogunX]

Not sure actually

No he's not. Just the league, fa cup and league cup.

 

[Salvadora]

So in 2 days we'll find out who our opponents are and if we don't complete the Suarez deal by August 12th he can't help us qualify even if we do sign him? Wenger damnit, hurry up.

We'll sign that 20-something year old player from the French second division and some young Colombian defensive midfielder.

 

[Clegg]

Mundo Deportivo say Barca have only bid £17m for Luiz.

 

[LTWheels]

Brendan giving no interview?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Mundo Deportivo say Barca have only bid £17m for Luiz.

lol

Typo surely