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[Feorax]

I love ungrateful quotes like this

If it wasnt for Suarez, your team would be on all fours, sucking cock to avoid relegation

Lol, not even close.

If it wasn't for Suarez goals, we'd have still finished 7th last season.

 

[L1NETT]

Sitting down to watch Prometheus with a bowl of Angel Delight

Stand back up again and find summat else to watch

Lol, not even close.

If it wasn't for Suarez goals, we'd have still finished 7th last season.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Sitting down to watch Prometheus with a bowl of Angel Delight

I'm sorry for your loss*.




*of two hours of your life that you'll never get back.

 

[Freewheelin']

Sitting down to watch Prometheus with a bowl of Angel Delight

Such a disappointment.

Was so hyped for that film

 

[Shagwell]

Sitting down to watch Prometheus with a bowl of Angel Delight

You're making a huge mistake.

 

[LTWheels]

Mirror's saying that Assaidi is going on loan to QPR.

 

[pulga]

GUYS DID YOU SEE WHAT MESSI DID?
OH MAN RONALDO IS SO SWEET, WHY ARE MADRID FANS ONLY ONES TO SEE
LOLZ I LOVE PEPE

AW CLOSE, CR7 JUST HIT ROW Z WITH A FREEKICK FOR THE 50TH TIME
HOW ARE WE 12 POINTS BEHIND ONE MONTH INTO THE SEASON
I DONT EVEN SUPPORT MADRID, I'M A *INSERT 4TH TEAM* FAN

CAN'T BELIEVE 16 FROM MY LAST 20 POSTS HAVE BEEN ABOUT NEYMAR
DAMN IT SHOULDN'T HAVE WASTED 85M ON ILRASMENDI.
WHO IS BALE AND WHAT POSITION DOES HE PLAY

and thus, no Madrid fan needs to post for the entire season.

YAWN

It's supposed to be actual things we say, you fellated turkey!

 

[TeegsD]

HOW did Fredy miss that ;_;

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Any gifs about of the closeup on Rodgers' face in the Valarenga match?

 

[KidA Seven]

Mirror's saying that Assaidi is going on loan to QPR.

Brenton is ruthless.


Photos of Assaidi crying in his car will surface any minute now.

 

[IRAQcitizen]

Seriously, what do you mean by all of this?

Are you saying if you don't sign Rooney or De Rossi you won't get top 4?
Are you saying if Liverpool keep Suarez they get top 4?
:lol Grini will get 2nd at worst I think.
Selling Bale won't make Tottenham better no matter what way you look at it.

trust me. know more about football then you, come see me at the end of the season bro

crisis... crisis..crisis.. if united dont get consistant amount of points within 8 games staring of the season the fans will lose faith and believe they days of fergie and wenger long term managing is over, is a part time job know, you either succeed or you get squeezed by the big dogs.

this is a business know nobody wants to lose the champions league spot especially if your use to it.

 

[Arnie]

day ruined

SORRY 

Only marginally. And United got slightly further in the Champions League this season to back up my claim. But again, at the time of moving Juventus were below United by a fraction. 

Give Moyes one season and the gap will be wider than Anderson, my love. 

I love ungrateful quotes like this

If it wasnt for Suarez, your team would be on all fours, sucking cock to avoid relegation

Well you don't even watch La Liga so I won't get pissy about you knowing nothing of the Premier League.

 

[Freewheelin']

trust me. know more about football then you, come see me at the end of the season bro

crisis... crisis..crisis.. if united dont get consistant amount of points within 8 games staring of the season the fans will lose faith and believe they days of fergie and wenger long term managing is over, is a part time job know, you either succeed or you get squeezed by the big dogs.

this is a business know nobody wants to lose the champions league spot especially if your use to it.

oh dear

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hahahah.

Last 2 pages have been an absolute joy.

IraqCitizen has lit the place up.

 

[KidA Seven]

trust me. know more about football then you, come see me at the end of the season bro

crisis... crisis..crisis.. if united dont get consistant amount of points within 8 games staring of the season the fans will lose faith and believe they days of fergie and wenger long term managing is over, is a part time job know, you either succeed or you get squeezed by the big dogs.

this is a business know nobody wants to lose the champions league spot especially if your use to it.

How could you betray United, Naughty dog?

 

[Shagwell]

oh dear

Is there any other section of gaf that so regularly attracts random madmen?

 

[Vivalaraza]

How could you betray United, Naughty dog?

He did say if Wooders didn't get his shit together he was jumping ship.

Can't say it wasn't coming.

 

[Yen]

I love ungrateful quotes like this

If it wasnt for Suarez, your team would be on all fours, sucking cock to avoid relegation

Without his goals, we'd be in the exact same position.

 

[Clegg]

Is there any other section of gaf that so regularly attracts random madmen?

Furry gaf and Victorious gaf?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Brenton is ruthless.


Photos of Assaidi crying in his car will surface any minute now.

You could tell from the aforementioned closeup, he is not in a good mood


@Shagwell, I invited him

 

[The Atticus]

irrelevent he will add nothing to that team fergie nurturing is over.

no more fergie time

no more nonsense brown nosing refs - is the best part-

Please don't get banned

 

[KidA Seven]

Please don't get banned

Yep, since you're a junior, a ban means it's a perma.

 

[IRAQcitizen]

i apologize if i made anyone mad. my last post ...


can;t wait for the season to start...THE FAMOUS CFC

 

[pulga]

Well you don't even watch La Liga so I won't get pissy about you knowing nothing of the Premier League.

What's there to know

You guys finished 7th

Seventh

Your best player is Luis Suarez

Luisito

Where the hell do you think you would've ended up without him? Top four?

el-oh-eeeeel

 

[dc89]

Sounds like PLEKSTER

Pleke confirmed.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Do Liverpool-GAF seriously think they would have finished 7th/8th, whatever it was, without Suarez?

Like people who say United would have won the league with RVP because his goals removed still result in us finishing 1st..but really it wouldn't have panned out that way.

 

[L1NETT]

trust me. know more about football then you, come see me at the end of the season bro

crisis... crisis..crisis.. if united dont get consistant amount of points within 8 games staring of the season the fans will lose faith and believe they days of fergie and wenger long term managing is over, is a part time job know, you either succeed or you get squeezed by the big dogs.

this is a business know nobody wants to lose the champions league spot especially if your use to it.

Cracking post.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Pleke confirmed.

He just has to say GOBLIN MOYES and I'm on board.

 

[Can Crusher]

GUYS DID YOU SEE WHAT MESSI DID?
OH MAN RONALDO IS SO SWEET, WHY ARE MADRID FANS ONLY ONES TO SEE
LOLZ I LOVE PEPE

AW CLOSE, CR7 JUST HIT ROW Z WITH A FREEKICK FOR THE 50TH TIME
HOW ARE WE 12 POINTS BEHIND ONE MONTH INTO THE SEASON
I DONT EVEN SUPPORT MADRID, I'M A *INSERT 4TH TEAM* FAN

CAN'T BELIEVE 16 FROM MY LAST 20 POSTS HAVE BEEN ABOUT NEYMAR
DAMN IT SHOULDN'T HAVE WASTED 85M ON ILRASMENDI.
WHO IS BALE AND WHAT POSITION DOES HE PLAY

and thus, no Madrid fan needs to post for the entire season.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What's there to know

You guys finished 7th

Seventh

Your best player is Luis Suarez

Luisito

Where the hell do you think you would've ended up without him? Top four?

el-oh-eeeeel

You think Gerrard is holding us back. Your opinion is invalid.

 

[Wilbur]

Iraq, I love you.

please can the season just fucking start, i need football right now

 

[pulga]

Do Liverpool-GAF seriously think they would have finished 7th/8th, whatever it was, without Suarez?

Like people who say United would have won the league with RVP because his goals removed still result in us finishing 1st..but really it wouldn't have panned out that way.

I really don't get the mugs saying they'd end up in the same position

He's your best fucking player

Your team would've been much shittier without him

 

[Yurt]

SORRY 

Only marginally. And United got slightly further in the Champions League this season to back up my claim. But again, at the time of moving Juventus were below United by a fraction. 
.

arnie

we reached the qf

You're on our level baby. I told you not to be friendly with the religion of Liverpool.

but not arnie

not arnie

 

[Messi]

i apologize if i made anyone mad. my last post ...


can;t wait for the season to start...THE FAMOUS CFC

Famous?

 

[KidA Seven]

A New pitch

A new manager

A new Era

A new United

No new signings

Welcome to Old Trafford Jurassic Park.

 

[Yen]

Do Liverpool-GAF seriously think they would have finished 7th/8th, whatever it was, without Suarez?

Like people who say United would have won the league with RVP because his goals removed still result in us finishing 1st..but really it wouldn't have panned out that way.

After January, with Coutz and Sturridge, I think yes.

 

[TeegsD]

A New pitch

A new manager

A new Era

A new United

No new signings

Welcome to Old Trafford Jurassic Park.

It'll be fine

 

[GHG]

Rumours going around on twitter saying that Flamini is training with Arsenal while searching for a new club.

Please not us.

Get Flamini back, then bring back Cesc. Our midfield will have gone full circle:

-------Flamini------------
----------------Cesc------
------Rosicky------------

One thing I just realised as well... Suarez = Anelka in 1999:

May 18: Anelka cites the English media as another reason he wants to leave the English game.

"The one thing I can tell you is that I can't stand the English Press, who cause me enormous problems on a personal level," Anelka storms.

June 4: Wenger calls for a FIFA investigation into "illegal" approaches by Real Madrid to Anelka.

"The player has a four-year contract, and any direct approach to the player is illegal," Wenger insists.

June 29: Anelka issues clearest indication yet that he wants out of Highbury. "My priority is to join Real Madrid but if that does not work out why not Lazio? I prefer that than to return to Arsenal," Anelka says.

Anelka underlines his desire by firing a broadside at Arsenal over "illegal approaches".'

"All the clubs do that. Arsenal did the same thing with me to get me to leave Paris St Germain," he snipes.

July 2: Anelka threatens strike action if Arsenal try to block his move to Lazio.

"Arsenal must hurry if they want to conclude a deal - if not Nicolas will stay a year without playing. That's no problem," Anelka's agent and brother, Claude says.

And more...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sport/football/fa_carling_premiership/405221.stm

Suarez is literally copying Anelka's playbook to plot his move to Real Madrid. Watch how we will suddenly struggle to agree personal terms with him if we somehow manage to get negotiations finalised with Liverpool.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

After January, with Coutz and Sturridge, I think yes.

If we'd started with those two I think 7th/8th would have been possible. Otherwise though, no chance.

 

[dc89]

He just has to say GOBLIN MOYES and I'm on board.

Any moment now...

 

[KidA Seven]

If De Gea at age 21 took all of the negativity from the media like a champ. so should other players.

 

[pulga]

After January, with Coutz and Sturridge, I think yes.

Now I see why the rest of the PL fans call you bunch "delusional"

 

[Vivalaraza]

After January, with Coutz and Sturridge, I think yes.

You would have been quite a number of points worse off at that point though, right?

I mean it doesn't matter, Suarez plays for Liverpool...but it's pretty obvious Liverpool without Suarez last season, is a significantly weaker team.

 

[FootballFan]

trust me. know more about football then you, come see me at the end of the season bro

crisis... crisis..crisis.. if united dont get consistant amount of points within 8 games staring of the season the fans will lose faith and believe they days of fergie and wenger long term managing is over, is a part time job know, you either succeed or you get squeezed by the big dogs.

this is a business know nobody wants to lose the champions league spot especially if your use to it.

Oh god... :lol

The "trust me" bit already foreshadowed the rest of the amazing post.

 

[TeegsD]

We're getting through but we just CANNOT get on the end of these passes.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Do you always plays as the good guys in Dota 2?

 

[Yen]

You would have been quite a number of points worse off at that point though, right?

I mean it doesn't matter, Suarez plays for Liverpool...but it's pretty obvious Liverpool without Suarez last season, is a significantly weaker team.

I meant the more direct post-Jan team could've done it (finished 7/8) without Suarez, if they had a hole season. But hey, it's all hypothetical and speculation

 

[Vivalaraza]

Everyone's gonna feel a bit better about Woodward by the end of tomorrow.

 

[KidA Seven]

Everyone's gonna feel a bit better about Woodward by the end of tomorrow.

I have my Tony gif ready

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Now I see why the rest of the PL fans call you bunch "delusional"

Every season, you mugs think you have a chance of winning La Decima.