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[Clegg]

Buttner is shite..

At the very least, this game is showing us where we need to improve.

 

[fuenf]

Standard Neuer, won't even make the highlights.

DeGea would've tried to make some funky save with his legs instead and ManU-GAF would be salivating over it for years to come.

I actually like how Pep is concerned about the German national team in Brazil and tries to get to get Neuer accustomed to the batshit insane defense Löw is running.

But Raffael is no striker.

Didnt he play striker for Berlin? tbh I only remember him from his Hertha days.

 

[Rad-]

Adnan should just be made a first teamer right away. He's that good.

 

[subtles]

I think Kirchhoff could put him under pressure. Really talented.

Also is it just me or have we already shifted down a few gears? It feels like we're not even giving it all.

What happened to Badstuber was a real shame.

 

[noal]

Oh my god.

 

[Wilbur]

The only consolation I can take from this is that apart from Rio, Shinji and Valencia, none of these are first team. Instead, Carrick-Giggs wait in the wings to destroy you all.

 

[Willkiller]

This is disgraceful. Only Januzaj and Anderson (sporadically) looking anything approaching good. Kagawa looking terrible. Needs some more work on his fitness I think.

The cunt should spend less time on Japanese TV

 

[Milchmonster]

Didnt he play striker for Berlin? tbh I only remember him from his Hertha days.

Well, I'm not 100% sure but I don't think he regularly played as striker.

Also, I just read Bayern's 2-0 was offside, is that true? I just noticed I give this match as much attention as my ex loool

 

[mellz]

PSG need to replace Pastore ASAP, holy shit he's terrible.

 

[Timurid]

What a shit half from PSG.

Thank god Makelele grabbed Silva before he did something stupid.

 

[Meier]

This is disgraceful. Only Januzaj and Anderson (sporadically) looking anything approaching good. Kagawa looking terrible. Needs some more work on his fitness I think.

United's pre-season was filled with ridiculous cupcakes for the most part, so it's fortunate that you guys at least got this last friendly against a decent team. Didn't realize the Community Shield was in just 2 days.. is that right? This match seems a bit close for comfort to that even if you guys should wallop Wigan where we couldn't.

 

[noal]

The cunt should spend less time on Japanese TV

He should spend less time on a football pitch going by tonight.

 

[arkon]

Wigan are going to win on Sunday.

 

[Wilbur]

The cunt should spend less time on Japanese TV

you're just jealous of his body

 

[Shake Appeal]

Adnan should just be made a first teamer right away. He's that good.

Okay, fair enough, but have you considered playing him in the reserves this year and putting Giggs in his place instead? He's a reliable, proven, mature performer that can take Januzaj's place, giving the youngster time to grow and consider his rapidly expiring contract.

 

[fuenf]

Well, I'm not 100% sure but I don't think he regularly played as striker.

Also, I just read Bayern's 2-0 was offside, is that true? I just noticed I give this match as much attention as my ex loool

Mandzu was offside when Lahm (?) crossed to Müller, when Müller shot he wasnt offside anymore, I guess the assistant interpreted it as a new play. But I'm not sure, my first reaction was "offside". Definitely one of the harder "passive offside" cases.

 

[Clegg]

Kagawa having a shocker.

Januzaj out best player. Get him to sign that bloody contract.

Edit: We're getting fucked down the left and in midfield.

 

[Milchmonster]

Secret agent Dante

 

[Wilbur]

United's pre-season was filled with ridiculous cupcakes for the most part, so it's fortunate that you guys at least got this last friendly against a decent team. Didn't realize the Community Shield was in just 2 days.. is that right? This match seems a bit close for comfort to that even if you guys should wallop Wigan where we couldn't.

Yeah, Sunday 2pm my time (no idea when it is for you!). We'll probably lose. We're playing fucking disgracefully. It's nowhere near the team that'll turn out, but still. Henriquez is raw as fuck so I'm not blaming him, but he's not making any runs really. Valencia, Kagawa and Buttner particularly have been terrible.

 

[spidye]

Fuck you dante
Again???

 

[Yurt]

A yellow for Verratti in the first half.

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Bayern 2-1.

I still think the Orcs of Bavaria are capable of winning the treble again.

 

[Willkiller]

you're just jealous of his body

He's jealous of my footballing ability though

 

[subtles]

Dante with a screamer....BayernGaf saw that coming!

 

[fuenf]

Secret agent Dante

Like I said he sucks and was massively overrated last season. Martinez was the sole stabilizing factor.

 

[noal]

Valencia! NO!

 

[Wilbur]

Dante lol that was just dumb as fuck

VALENCIA GO FUCKING CASTRATE YOURSELF YOU CUNT

 

[Milchmonster]

Mandzu was offside when Lahm (?) crossed to Müller, when Müller shot he wasnt offside anymore, I guess the assistant interpreted it as a new play. But I'm not sure, my first reaction was "offside". Definitely one of the harder "passive offside" cases.

Well, looks like I have to actually watch the goal in half time haha

 

[Rad-]

:lol :lol Valencia.

 

[Tim the Wiz]

Okay, fair enough, but have you considered playing him in the reserves this year and putting Giggs in his place instead? He's a reliable, proven, mature performer that can take Januzaj's place, giving the youngster time to grow and consider his rapidly expiring contract.

You already took Pogba, no need to rub salt in the wound.

 

[LTWheels]

Valencia lol

 

[Clegg]

Decent play from United.

Shocking from Valencia.

 

[Garjon]

The best thing about BT Sport is the instant reactions from the manager.

 

[Error]

Sevilla destroying Man Utd, bububububu league of two!!!

 

[Hixx]

Owen Hargreaves is the worst.

Also LOL United who the FUCK gets beat when hosting a testimonial hahahaha

 

[KidA Seven]

This is disgraceful. Only Januzaj and Anderson (sporadically) looking anything approaching good. Kagawa looking terrible. Needs some more work on his fitness I think.

A lot of players haven't had a proper pre-season. Valencia, Shinji, Chicha, Nani, Vidic, etc... I'm scared.

 

[Milchmonster]

Gladbach is disappointing, expected much more from them. Not necessarily against Bayern but still.

Oh, ter Stegen isn't.

 

[fuenf]

What a save by Ter Stegen.

I was 100% sure that one was going in

 

[Wilbur]

Damn ter Stegen! That was fucking top.

We're awful. Zaha on please because Valencia needs to fucking just leave the country

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Absolutely shocking performance. Don't care if it's a testimonial.

 

[KidA Seven]

Owen Hargreaves is the worst.

Also LOL United who the FUCK gets beat when hosting a testimonial hahahaha

Well, Juventus beat us in Neville's testimonial.

 

[Randdalf]

Not sure I rate United's chances qualifying for the

Spoiler

Europa

league this season.

 

[arkon]

Sevilla destroying Man Utd, bububububu league of two!!!

Sevilla destroying united doesn't change that.

 

[KidA Seven]

Absolutely shocking performance. Don't care if it's a testimonial.

That's basically been our entire pre season save for the kitchee and a league games.

 

[Linius]

Pacific Rim guys, go watch it if you haven't.

 

[Hixx]

Well, Juventus beat us in Neville's testimonial.

So, basically, United.

lol

Spoiler

Juventus are a far cry from Sevilla

 

[Tim the Wiz]

I don't know what's worse, Valencia's left foot or the Owen Hargreaves commentary.

 

[spidye]

Bring on van buyten or kirchhoff

Dante should never play against gladbach

Dumbass

 

[Willkiller]

United have been found out. Wrap it up, turn off the smoke machine.


The party is over.

Spoiler

Long live City, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal

 

[noal]

Absolutely shocking performance. Don't care if it's a testimonial.

Snap. Dire, shocking, awful; and that was just Rio's cap.

 

[Wilbur]

We won't see any of this team start on Sunday so lets be grateful. Kagawa and Valencia need to do some fucking work on that training pitch. I love Shinji but there's only so many times I can excuse him, he needs to up his game.

Henriquez isn't doing anything up front, isn't peeling off like Chicha does... Anderson's looked alright in spells, Fabio's been inoffensive, Januzaj's been good. And that's it.