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[Zabojnik]

Who's that Liverpool player that looks like Fernando Alonso?

 

[fadetoblack]

Would like two more goals in Liverpool v Celtic. Would preferably like them from Celtic, but so long as they end up with one more...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Thank fuck Sturridge isn;t in the England squad

 

[Wilbur]

Who's that Liverpool player that looks like Fernando Alonso?

Coates, I think

 

[LTWheels]

Buy Papa please...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Toure is awesome

Wisdom should come off for Kelly pls

 

[Mastadon]

Kolo'd

 

[LegoArmo]

Our baby players are coming on.

 

[Linius]

Dat price

 

[Kyoufu]

Hatem Ben Arfa, please stay fit this season.

Pls.

 

[Labadal]

I don't see us challenging with the current squad.

Suarez will be like a new signing!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Saw Adnan's highlights from yesterday.

Oh my God.

 

[Zabojnik]

I love Sturridge. He's quality.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Saw Adnan's highlights from yesterday.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Yes.

 

[Wilbur]

Hatem Ben Arfa, please stay fit this season.

Pls.

Are you playing at the moment?

Saw Adnan's highlights from yesterday.

Oh my God.

I genuinely want him either starting or on the bench in every game.

 

[Yurt]

You're putting a smile on my face after Yurt's betrayal.

Spoiler

double agent

 

[bjaelke]

Suarez will be like a new signing!

He'll be reborn and possibly the top scorer

Spoiler

for our reserves

 

[Irminsul]

Leverkusen fan, awesome. Prepare for hitcher to ask you for regular updates on how hot Hyypia is looking.

Hyypiä is always the hottest Finn alive

He recently said you can tell when he's really angry because he'll swear in Finnish then. I can understand that as swearing in Finnish sounds quite funny...

 

[subtles]

We'll never learn to finish...

 

[Kyoufu]

Are you playing at the moment?

Yeah vs Sporting Braga.

Our special Sir Bobby Robson kit is pretty nice.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

New leftback pls

 

[Zabojnik]

What a refreshing match this. Compared to our preseason games, it's like I'm watching a fast-forwarded video. 2x speed, lol.

 

[subtles]

Damn it. Good ball in.

 

[LTWheels]

Unlucky there.

 

[Labadal]

Kollllllloooooooooooooooolllllooooolllllooooolllloooo

was offside

 

[Lambda Pie]

offside, good call by the linesman.

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

Holy fuck, Kolo Toure went to Liverpool? Blowing my mind right now.

 

[Fergie]

Spurs vs Espanyol seems the better match.

 

[LegoArmo]

Such a good game. Much better for Celtic than playing an SPL game this weekend. Which is a bit depressing... This should help get ready for the qualifier anyway.

I love the offside rule!

 

[Wilbur]

What a refreshing match this. Compared to our preseason games, it's like I'm watching a fast-forwarded video. 2x speed, lol.

Innit :lol, there's no midfield. Just going from end to end.

 

[LTWheels]

Did the commentator just call Sturridge 'Kolo Sturridge'?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is that actually the rule?

Ref played the advantage, then Coutinho got fouled again, closer to the goal, and he pulled it back to the first foul. Would the same happen for the advantage being played, and then a foul occuring in the box?

 

[subtles]

Sturridge-Coutinho works so well.

 

[Mastadon]

On second thoughts, £6m will be fine thanks Sam.

Cout <3

 

[GHG]

Holy fuck, Kolo Toure went to Liverpool? Blowing my mind right now.

We sent him to tap up Suarez and pass secret messages to Wenger.

 

[Zabojnik]

I can't believe how good Coutinho is. INTEEEEEEEEEEEER MERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ahahahaha

 

[LTWheels]

Hendo time.

 

[LegoArmo]

Irvine looks alright.

 

[bjaelke]

This is by far the most intense/high paced match we've played this preseason. Perhaps a bit too fast for the midfield.

 

[Yurt]

KYOLO

I can't believe how good Coutinho is. INTEEEEEEEEEEEER MERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ahahahaha

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL it's so funny

and sad

but ultimately satisfying.

 

[Wilbur]

Michael Owen knows fuck all.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Michael Owen knows fuck all.

Yep. Accused Henderson of laziness. Cunt.

 

[Milchmonster]

Goddamn idiot reporters in German media are so fucking annoying. They spend their whole life reporting shit about Pep, yet they don't bother to fucking google how you pronounce Guardiola.

Fucking fire Pep, please.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Why was Coutinho so cheap.

 

[Zabojnik]

KYOLO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL it's so funny

and sad

but ultimately satisfying.

Coutinho is potentially a fuck-up of Henry proportions.

 

[Wilbur]

Downing is the Teesside Robben.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

GET OUT OF THE WAY MIYAKOLO YOU BIG BASTARD

 

[mellz]

nvm

 

[Mastadon]

Can we just sign Izaguirre please?

 

[LegoArmo]

GET OUT OF THE WAY MIYAKOLO YOU BIG BASTARD

He seems alright, I think he came on a free too.