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[KidA Seven]

Wow just checked his stats, is he an out and out striker or could he replace Shrek?

Won't replace Rooney as his playstyle is different. It would also mean United are going to a 4-4-2 or that they'll have RVP drop back a little or that RVP willl be an outside forward. He's a pointless signing right now when United need a cm.

I would wait a year to sign him as RVP will be 31, and he'll have another European season under his belt.

 

[Lightning]

I'll do my table once the transfer window has closed and I know for sure the squads.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Guys, what's going in PS Home? It's gone a bit mad.

Check at 0:30

http://youtu.be/8Ot9MVYZfc

They're not being subtile about it even, fat guy with an Android stripper.

Says the video doesn't exist.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Says the video doesn't exist.

http://youtu.be/8Ot9MVYZfcI

The last letter was missing

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'll do my table once the transfer window has closed and I know for sure the squads.

Ah, what a wuss, doing it after the season's already started


Still annoyed about these friendlies coming up. What utter cunt thought it was a good idea to have internationals 3 days before the season starts, and 2 games into the season?

 

[Clegg]

Even if Rooney goes we shouldn't prioritise a replacement signing over a midfield signing.

Jackson Martinez wouldn't be the answer either.

 

[Arnie]

This is probably going to sound ridiculous coming from an Arsenal supporter, but I actually think, after Arsenal, Chelsea have the biggest chance of dropping out of the top 4. with all the new managers, tons of new signings, I wouldn't be surprised to see some kind of shake-up in the established order. I can't see past City for the title.

I completely agree.

This is probably one of my madder predictions but I really believe Chelsea won't challenge for the title this year. I just don't think lightning strikes twice, and I feel Mourinho's return, and all the wank he brings, will destabilise a club that weren't ready to challenge last year.

Oh, and this has probably been posted but it deserves to be DC'd.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Gonna go out on a limb and say we're not signing Jackson Martinez.

 

[Walshy]

My Predictions:

Premier League

1. Chelsea
2. Manchester City
3. Manchester United
4. Tottenham Hotspur
5. Arsenal
6. Liverpool
7. Swansea City
8. Newcastle United
9. West Ham United
10. Everton
11. Southampton
12. Norwich
13. Aston Villa
14. West Bromich Albion
15. Fulham
16. Cardiff City
17. Sunderland
18. Stoke City
19. Crystal Palace
20. Hull Tigers (lol)

FA Cup - Chelsea
League Cup - Liverpool
Player of the Year - Eden Hazard

La Liga

Champions - Barcelona
Copa del Rey - Real Madrid

Serie A

Champions - Juventus
Coppa Italia - Juventus

Bundesliga

Champions - Bayern Munich
DFB-Pokal - Bayer Leverkusen

Ligue One

Champions - Paris St Germain
Coupe de France - Marseille

Champions League winners - Bourissa Dortmund
Europa League winners - Spurs

Eredivisie winners - PSV
Primeira Liga winners - Porto
Russian Premier winners - Zenit
Danish Superliga relegation - Copenhagen

 

[Vivalaraza]

Not doing the predictions this year, waste of time, nobody ever goes back to them.

I remember last season Wilbur listed 1-20 for like 5 leagues.

Lol.

 

[Oersted]

I completely agree.

This is probably one of my madder predictions but I really believe Chelsea won't challenge for the title this year. I just don't think lightning strikes twice, and I feel Mourinho's return, and all the wank he brings, will destabilise a club that weren't ready to challenge last year.

Oh, and this has probably been posted but it deserves to be DC'd.

GIF source?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Not doing the predictions this year, waste of time, nobody ever goes back to them.

I remember last season Wilbur listed 1-20 for like 5 leagues.

Lol.

List fetishism

 

[K1LLER7]

Who do you think will take the #7 now that Tony.V's back on #25.

My money's on Bebe.

Spoiler

Give it to Adnan

 

[Mr.Marston]

http://youtu.be/8Ot9MVYZfcI

The last letter was missing

That is sad lol.

 

[Xhenxhefil]

Possible DC: Apparently Barrett's saying we're hoping to conclude a deal for Siqueira at around £5m in the coming days. Also Agger's agent is saying he'd be open to a Barca move but, agent talk and all that. Siqueira though...for that price it's a really good buy if it happens.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Who do you think will take the #7 now that Tony.V's back on #25.

My money's on Bebe.

Spoiler

Give it to Adnan

Zaha.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Who do you think will take the #7 now that Tony.V's back on #25.

My money's on Bebe.

Spoiler

Give it to Adnan

Nah Adnan will keep 44 this year then take Giggs's 11 shirt next year.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Who do you think will take the #7 now that Tony.V's back on #25.

My money's on Bebe.

Spoiler

Give it to Adnan

Nick Powell.

Unless we're gonna go forward with 2 #25's

http://www.manutd.com/en/Players-And-Staff/First-Team.aspx?pageNo=2

 

[dc89]

So many possible DC's on one page.

 

[LTWheels]

If we get Siqueira for £5m I think that would be a bit of a bargain.

 

[Feorax]

If we get Siqueira for £5m I think that would be a bit of a bargain.

It would. Surely would mean Enrique is off though if we're getting Cissokho as well.

 

[FootballFan]

Spain:
La Liga Champions: Neygod
Copa Del Rey: Neygod

Italy:
Scudetto: Napoli
Coppa Italia: Napoli

Germany:
Bundesliga: Bayern
DFB Pokal: Stuttgart

England:
EPL winners: Man City
FA Cup: Liverpool
Whatever the fuck the Carling Cup is called now: Liverpool

France:
Ligue 1: PSG
League Cup: Some team no one gives a shit about.

Portugal:
Primeira Liga: Porto
Portuguese Cup: Braga

Russia:
League: Lokomotiv4lyfe
Cup: CSKA

Denmark:
League winners: Midtyland4lyfe
Cup: No one cares
Relegated: Copenhagen

Holland:
Eredivisie: Heerenveen4lyfe
Cup: Ajax

Australia:
A League: Brisbane

New Zealand:
ASB Premiership: Auckland City

____________________________________________________

Champions League:
Winners: Neygod
Runner up: Juventus

Europa League:
Winners: One of the teams that comes 3rd in their CL group.
Runner up: One of the teams that comes 3rd in their CL group.

____________________________________________________

World Cup 2014:
Winners: Neygod
Runner Up: Italy

 

[Arnie]

Premature predictions that'll no doubt be laughably incorrect come May. But fuck it, #yolo, live a little. And I've edited the list to remove all the hipster fucking Mexican league predictions.


Premier League

1. Manchester City (Pellegrini is a brilliant manager, City have bought well)
2. Manchester United (Moyes inheriting a poorly oiled machine that's good at winning)
3. Chelsea (Mourinho finishes similar to Rafa but without the silverware)
4. Liverpool (someone fucking had to)
5. Arsenal (They're having a woeful summer)
6. Tottenham Hotspur (They'll lose Bale)
7. West Bromwich Albion (Steve Clarke continues his path to world domination)
8. Swansea City (BONY)
9. Aston Villa (Maroon Dortmund continue their ascent)
10. Norwich City (Leroy Fer is good in the middle)
11. Southampton (Don't even know. Luke Shaw)
12. Everton (Will lose Fellaini, Martinez isn't as good as people think he is)
13. Fulham (It's Fulham, they could sign Messi and still finish 13th)
14. West Ham (Inevitable Allardyce slump)
15. Cardiff (Shit version of Swansea)
16. Sunderland (Too many signings)
17. Newcastle (Too many French players)
18. Stoke City (Mark Hughes is a shithouse)
19. Crystal Palace (Holloway's weird)
20. Hull (I hope Steve Bruce cries)

FA Cup - Manchester City (Manuel does the double)
League Cup - Arsenal (THEY'VE FUCKING DONE IT)
Player of the Year - Yaya Toure

Champions League - Real Madrid (Bale will score in the final)
Europa League - Ajax (HOW GOOD WOULD THAT BE)
World Cup - Germany

 

[Bumhead]

I'm 5 minutes away from winning £180.

Marseille, do NOT balls up this 3-1 lead..

 

[KidA Seven]

Don't give it to Zaha. Leave the number alone until someone worthy comes along.

 

[justjohn]

Cant see past madrid winning the title. Barcelona's coach is an unknown in europe whilst carlo is experienced. Also Madrid is simply the better team

 

[Willkiller]

Premature predictions that'll no doubt be laughably incorrect come May. But fuck it, #yolo, live a little. And I've edited the list to remove all the hipster fucking Mexican league predictions.


Premier League

1. Manchester City (Pellegrini is a brilliant manager, City have bought well)
2. Manchester United (Moyes inheriting a poorly oiled machine that's good at winning)
3. Chelsea (Mourinho finishes similar to Rafa but without the silverware)
4. Liverpool (someone fucking had to)
5. Arsenal (They're having a woeful summer)
6. Tottenham Hotspur (They'll lose Bale)
7. West Bromwich Albion (Steve Clarke continues his path to world domination)
8. Swansea City (BONY)
9. Aston Villa (Maroon Dortmund continue their ascent)
10. Norwich City (Leroy Fer is good in the middle)
11. Southampton (Don't even know. Luke Shaw)
12. Everton (Will lose Fellaini, Martinez isn't as good as people think he is)
13. Fulham (It's Fulham, they could sign Messi and still finish 13th)
14. West Ham (Inevitable Allardyce slump)
15. Cardiff (Shit version of Swansea)
16. Sunderland (Too many signings)
17. Newcastle (Too many French players)
18. Stoke City (Mark Hughes is a shithouse)
19. Crystal Palace (Holloway's weird)
20. Hull (I hope Steve Bruce cries)

FA Cup - Manchester City (Manuel does the double)
League Cup - Arsenal (THEY'VE FUCKING DONE IT)
Player of the Year - Yaya Toure

Champions League - Real Madrid (Bale will score in the final)
Europa League - Ajax (HOW GOOD WOULD THAT BE)
World Cup - Germany

How much you drunk today?

 

[dc89]

:looool

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[FootballFan]

Cant see past madrid winning the title. Barcelona's coach is an unknown in europe whilst carlo is experienced. Also Madrid is simply the better team

Tito was an unknown coach, Madrid had the god known as Mourinho, half our team played like shit, won league by 15 points.

Same thing will happen.

 

[dc89]

Premature predictions that'll no doubt be laughably incorrect come May. But fuck it, #yolo, live a little. And I've edited the list to remove all the hipster fucking Mexican league predictions.


Premier League

1. Manchester City (Pellegrini is a brilliant manager, City have bought well)
2. Manchester United (Moyes inheriting a poorly oiled machine that's good at winning)
3. Chelsea (Mourinho finishes similar to Rafa but without the silverware)
4. Liverpool (someone fucking had to)
5. Arsenal (They're having a woeful summer)
6. Tottenham Hotspur (They'll lose Bale)
7. West Bromwich Albion (Steve Clarke continues his path to world domination)
8. Swansea City (BONY)
9. Aston Villa (Maroon Dortmund continue their ascent)
10. Norwich City (Leroy Fer is good in the middle)
11. Southampton (Don't even know. Luke Shaw)
12. Everton (Will lose Fellaini, Martinez isn't as good as people think he is)
13. Fulham (It's Fulham, they could sign Messi and still finish 13th)
14. West Ham (Inevitable Allardyce slump)
15. Cardiff (Shit version of Swansea)
16. Sunderland (Too many signings)
17. Newcastle (Too many French players)
18. Stoke City (Mark Hughes is a shithouse)
19. Crystal Palace (Holloway's weird)
20. Hull (I hope Steve Bruce cries)

FA Cup - Manchester City (Manuel does the double)
League Cup - Arsenal (THEY'VE FUCKING DONE IT)
Player of the Year - Yaya Toure

Champions League - Real Madrid (Bale will score in the final)
Europa League - Ajax (HOW GOOD WOULD THAT BE)
World Cup - Germany

Secret City fan confirmed. <3

 

[Sleeplessnights]

http://jamesturner.im/breaking-bad/

4 hours, 9 mins

 

[Tc91]

I'm 5 minutes away from winning £180.

Marseille, do NOT balls up this 3-1 lead..

Congrats! Who the hell are Guingamp.

 

[Arnie]

How much you drunk today?

A litre of strawberry and banana smoothie, one 500ml bottle of evian, and two cups of tea.

 

[Linius]

Just watched Jack Reacher. Rosamund Pike hides her British accent amazingly good.

 

[Willkiller]

A litre of strawberry and banana smoothie, one 500ml bottle of evian, and two cups of tea.

How much rum was in the smoothie?

 

[K1LLER7]

Moyes: "What's the latest?"

Ed: "We just Signed Osman and have a deal in place with a new sponsor"

Moyes: *Grins & Walks away*

 

[Mastadon]

1. Man City
2. Spurs
3. Manchester United
4. Arsenal
5. Liverpool
6. Chelsea
7. Swansea City
8. Aston Villa
9. Everton
10. Southampton
11. West Ham
12. Norwich
13. Newcastle
14. WBA
15. Sunderland
16. Cardiff City
17. Fulham
18. Stoke City
19. Crystal Palace
20. Hull Tigers

 

[justjohn]

Tito was an unknown coach, Madrid had the god known as Mourinho, half our team played like shit, won league by 15 points.

Same thing will happen.

Madrid losing the title was clearly because mourinho had practically alienated the entire squad. They lost it themselves. They look more together, happy and have also added quality under carlo.

 

[Ushojax]

1. Man City
2. Spurs
3. Manchester United
4. Arsenal
5. Liverpool
6. Chelsea
7. Swansea City
8. Aston Villa
9. Everton
10. Southampton
11. West Ham
12. Norwich
13. Newcastle
14. WBA
15. Sunderland
16. Cardiff City
17. Fulham
18. Stoke City
19. Crystal Palace
20. Hull Tigers

 

[Lambda Pie]

1. Man City
2. Spurs
3. Manchester United
4. Arsenal
5. Liverpool
6. Chelsea
7. Swansea City
8. Aston Villa
9. Everton
10. Southampton
11. West Ham
12. Norwich
13. Newcastle
14. WBA
15. Sunderland
16. Cardiff City
17. Fulham
18. Stoke City
19. Crystal Palace
20. Hull Tigers

Liverpool ahead of Chelsea is "call paramedics, he's having a seizure" worthy.

 

[3Sixty]

All you guys putting Saints high <3

 

[L1NETT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fvboZ0oMs1Q&t=7

Lol quality. Lower league football is da best.

Edit: Brenton you've lost the plot son

 

[arkon]

I'll do my prediction table the day before the season starts, then compare it to the table I made at the start of the off-season. The results will be interesting to nobody, least of all, me.

Can't wait.

 

[Mastadon]

Liverpool ahead of Chelsea is "call paramedics, he's having a seizure" worthy.

Oops, Chelsea were supposed to be in Arsenal's place.

 

[Dazzler]

Not arsed listing out a 1-20 for the BPL, but I think City and Chelsea will slug it out for the title, United will be a couple of points adrift in third, and Arsenal and Spurs will duke it out for 4th, with Spurs grabbing it in the end

High hopes for Liverpool this season, but can't see them going higher than 6th unfortunately

 

[Bumhead]

It's there.

£180 today, £310 for the weekend.

Fucking fantastic.

 

[FootballFan]

It's there.

£180 today, £310 for the weekend.

Fucking fantastic.

What are you going to do with it? Buy a Neymar shirt and ?

 

[Xhenxhefil]

Not arsed listing out a 1-20 for the BPL, but I think City and Chelsea will slug it out for the title, United will be a couple of points adrift in third, and Arsenal and Spurs will duke it out for 4th, with Spurs grabbing it in the end

High hopes for Liverpool this season, but can't see them going higher than 6th unfortunately

Same, though I think with a bit of luck we could end up in 5th. I also don't think we'll be 12 points behind 4th this time, we'll be closer. We might, with a huge dollop of luck, even go into the last few weeks with a (realistic) outside chance of 4th rather than "It's mathematically possible but let's face it, it's not happening".

 

[Salvadora]

This is probably going to sound ridiculous coming from an Arsenal supporter, but I actually think, after Arsenal, Chelsea have the biggest chance of dropping out of the top 4. with all the new managers, tons of new signings, I wouldn't be surprised to see some kind of shake-up in the established order. I can't see past City for the title.

At the moment City's squad just looks head and shoulders higher than any other team in the league. They've made a massive improvement with the managerial change too. If Pellegrini can get that squad working together there's nothing they can't achieve.

If Chelsea get Rooney I think they have a much better chance, but at the moment they look to be a few steps behind.