Yo plug, what are your expectations this season(realistically), don't say "treble La Decima" unless you mean it lol.
I think there is still a lot more to come from Sigurdsson, his personality is what has held him back with us. He's too quiet and too modest, even against Espanyol there were 3 instances where a player like Bale would have shot and probably scored, he had a clear sight of goal, but instead he tried to tee someone else up and the chance was gone. He has a great long distance strike, he needs to be more confident.
What the hell arsenal?
Players in: Yaya Sanogo (Auxerre) Free.
Players out: Chuks Aneke (Crewe) Loan, Martin Angha (Nuremberg) Free, Andrey Arshavin (Zenit St Petersburg) Free, Samir Bihmoutine (Released), Joel Campbell (Olympiakos) Loan, Reice Charles-Cook (Bury) Free, Francis Coquelin (Freiburg) Loan, Denilson (Sao Paulo) Free, Johan Djourou (Hamburg) Loan, Craig Eastmond (Colchester) Free, Kyle Ebecilio (Twente) Free, Gervinho (Roma) £8m, Sead Hajrovic (Released), Conor Henderson (Released), Vito Mannone (Sunderland) Undisclosed, Jernade Meade (Swansea) Free, Ignasi Miquel (Leicester) Loan, Elton Monteiro (Club Brugge) Undisclosed, Nigel Neita (Released), Joshua Rees (Released), Philip Roberts (Falkirk) Free, Andre Santos (Flamengo) Undisclosed, James Shea (Released), Sebastien Squillaci (Bastia) Free, Sanchez Watt (Colchester) Free, Jordan Wynter (Bristol City) Free.
Hmm...that has to be us I think. DO WANT. Do something useful Hulk and convince him to join.
What the hell arsenal?
Players in: Yaya Sanogo (Auxerre) Free.
Players out: Chuks Aneke (Crewe) Loan, Martin Angha (Nuremberg) Free, Andrey Arshavin (Zenit St Petersburg) Free, Samir Bihmoutine (Released), Joel Campbell (Olympiakos) Loan, Reice Charles-Cook (Bury) Free, Francis Coquelin (Freiburg) Loan, Denilson (Sao Paulo) Free, Johan Djourou (Hamburg) Loan, Craig Eastmond (Colchester) Free, Kyle Ebecilio (Twente) Free, Gervinho (Roma) £8m, Sead Hajrovic (Released), Conor Henderson (Released), Vito Mannone (Sunderland) Undisclosed, Jernade Meade (Swansea) Free, Ignasi Miquel (Leicester) Loan, Elton Monteiro (Club Brugge) Undisclosed, Nigel Neita (Released), Joshua Rees (Released), Philip Roberts (Falkirk) Free, Andre Santos (Flamengo) Undisclosed, James Shea (Released), Sebastien Squillaci (Bastia) Free, Sanchez Watt (Colchester) Free, Jordan Wynter (Bristol City) Free.
But then again, according to Marca he has also already sold Mata and Torres. Something which he has denied already, just like Luiz.
Wenger is bored of getting 4th place with a full squad, now he's daring himself to get 4th with half of one. He'll do it as well, the bastard.
Lol @ cahill is a model of consistency. Constitently shit perhaps. Our back two will be luiz/ivan/Terry.http://www.marca.com/2013/08/12/en/football/barcelona/1376338031.html
David Luiz doesn't feel appreciated at Chelsea, wants move to Barcelona.
Carragher on receiving that shirt signed by Messi:
"He wrote a kind message on it which says Para (For) Jamie. All the best in your retirement. I played against him twice, back in February 2007, Im still in shock he remembers who I am!"
:lol wtf
Carragher on receiving that shirt signed by Messi:
"He wrote a kind message on it which says Para (For) Jamie. All the best in your retirement. I played against him twice, back in February 2007, Im still in shock he remembers who I am!"
:lol wtf
His PR guy reminded him.Carragher on receiving that shirt signed by Messi:
"He wrote a kind message on it which says Para (For) Jamie. All the best in your retirement. I played against him twice, back in February 2007, Im still in shock he remembers who I am!"
:lol wtf
His PR guy reminded him.
Whatever makes people forget about Vegas I guess.
And the charity game.
Or games.
Back in the year 2000, I once attended a charity coffee morning hosted by Les Dennis. He was raising funds for Russ Abbott; he never said why.
During the proceedings, I accidentally stumbled into the bathroom, to find Less lovely wife Amanda Holden on the phone, semi-naked and writhing in sexual ecstasy over the sink whilst singing the Bob the Builder theme tune. I made my apologies and left hastily.
As I returned to the coffee, shortbread and banality downstairs, I turned to Michael Grecco and said: Mark my words, Beppe that marriage wont last.
Ive always been bloody amazing at predictions. I have an almost paranormal gift for prescience. With this in mind, I give to you Not Big Sams forecast for the final Premier League table of the upcoming 2013/14 season. Get on it.
1. Man City - Now managed by an affable mafia don from the 80s, theyre the team to beat.
2. Chelsea - Mourinhos back, but things are never the same the second time around. Like Airwolf.
3. Man United - United without Sir Alex is like East 17 without Tony Mortimer. Theyll crumble like a sand castle under a stream of hot piss.
4. West Ham - Mark my words; this is the year I go interstellar. Its on.
Airwolf
5. Arsenal - Arsenal is that women who loudly exclaims shes off to Waitrose to do her shopping, then slips into Lidl when no-one is looking. Losers.
6. Spurs - They need to keep Bale. No one-man team can afford to lose their man. What would The Corrs be without Jim? Sanitary towels and a fiddle, thats what.
7. Liverpool - Same as above, Liverpool need to resist all bids for Suarez. Without them, theyll have no bite. Hahahaha. Big Sam; forever circling his finger around the nipple of topical hilarity.
8. Everton - Will they struggle without Moysie? Will Martinez be able to implement a more fluid brand of football with a squad of uncultured players? I dont know. I dont give a f***, actually. Im hungry.
9. Swansea - Laudrup has made some very astute signings this summer. As an aside, he always has a 16-piece box of Ferrero Rochers on his person at all times, too. What a prince.
10. Newcastle - I called up Alan Pardew the other day and sang Help me, Wonga to the tune of Help Me, Rhonda by the Beach Boys at him. Ive destroyed him with satire before a ball has been kicked.
11. West Brom - Theyve just signed Lugano. He looks like a young Peter OToole. Remember that film High Spirits? Sublime hijinks. Guttenberg is so underrated.
12. Aston Villa - Im getting bored now. Im still hungry. Is Doug Ellis dead? He once told me he was going to get cryogenically frozen, so he could be awoken in the future and go mental like that dark fella in that film with Rambo. More money than sense, that lad.
13. Southampton - Love seeing Le Tissier in The Premiership Years on Sky. He had the perfect combination of elegance and obesity. Like Kelly Clarkson.
14. Fulham - Lovely ground, Craven Cottage. Did you know that John Cravens house is called Craven Castle? Even though its actually a cottage? Dickhead.
15. Cardiff - Theyll survive this year. Unlike many supporters who make the trip to see their team play in Cardiff. Hellish place. Has some of the best shrooms in Britain, mind.
16. Norwich - No, I wont answer questions about whether Ive slept with Delia Smith. Why the bloody hell should I? She makes an amazing breakfast, though.
17. Sunderland - Di Canio is a character isnt he? A right bloody character. The game needs more bloody characters like him. He has a Heinrich Himmler bedspread, though. Thats all Im saying.
18. Stoke - I fear itll be relegation for Sparky and Stoke this season. Sparky and Stoke; could be the name of a gentle ITV drama about a pair of disabled detectives. Their paperwork is a disgrace, but they get the job done.
19. Hull - Poor Stevie Bruce. He has a face like a water-damaged pasty, and hell be back in the Championship in no time.
20. Crystal Palace - Ian Holloway; the Timothy Claypole of football. Not good enough, son.
Tomorrow Footballfan, Brazil and Argentina. Will you watch both?
u tell meWhy you so salty
Tomorrow Footballfan, Brazil and Argentina. Will you watch both?
Why you so salty
Seems like a cool app, thanks. Also downloaded Bing News, handy. Won't bother with weather, as I can just look outside my window
Any recommendations for cases? Preferably one that can use the wireless charger?
Liverpool 3 v 0 Stoke
Arsenal 2 v 1 Aston Villa
Norwich 1 v 1 Everton
Sunderland 2 v 2 Fulham
West Brom 2 v 1 Southampton
West Ham 2 v 0 Cardiff
Swansea 1 v 2 Man Utd
Crystal Palace 0 v 3 Tottenham
Chelsea 6 v 0 Hull
Man City 3 v 0 Newcastle
Only you have got the City fixture right. Why's everyone thinking City are away?!?!
What am I seeing here?
10. Newcastle - I called up Alan Pardew the other day and sang Help me, Wonga to the tune of Help Me, Rhonda by the Beach Boys at him. Ive destroyed him with satire before a ball has been kicked.
What am I seeing here?
Sheeps, mate. Sheeps.
:Lol
Okay, hearing then??
I'm not sure what way cases will work with the 925. If you want to wirelessly charge you'll need one of these shells, but they're not really cases http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CTTHVI4/ they'll only protect the back really.
Oh dear, looks like Walcott is injured and might miss the villa game. Good luck gooners.
Oh dear, looks like Walcott is injured and might miss the villa game. Good luck gooners.
Is Yeezy ever on the kardashians show?
Dat Yurt jealousy of Andres God Iniesta is spreading to the whole team.
Couple of times. Nothing like the amount Lamar Odom has.
You make fun but tekkers is nothing to play with. He'll tear your lightweight defenders a new one.Injured right before int. friendly too. We'll never beat the mighty Villa now.
Wth lolsliding doors going WOOOOOOO
Oh yes. Tekkers mighty goals really shattered us last season.You make fun but tekkers is nothing to play with. He'll tear your lightweight defenders a new one.
Does he act normal or is he wild ass Kanye?
Where is my boy Andres. Not seen him in ages.
:_;Predictions!
PL: 1. Chelsea 2.City 3.United
BL: 1.Bayern 2.BVB
La Liga: 1.Barcelona 2.Madrid
Serie A: 1-Not Juve 2-Juve
What I want:
PL: No preference.
BL: 1.BVB 2.Bayern #TeamJupp
La Liga: 1.Madrid 2.Not Barcelona
Serie A: 1-Juve 2-Not Inter