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[Vivalaraza]

Remy's pretty much a done deal apparently (on loan though, lolwot). Newcastle's next big target is McCarthy.

Good player. Dunno what we're gonna do if you get him.

 

[spidye]

The problem is this: It's a bannable offense regardless of who made it. You don't use that word to describe someone in this day and age, especially if you know they are in fact challenged.

yeah I totally get that but I've seen many times people addressing other members as retards. even mods.
this time it was a joke about someone who really is handicapped so I uderstand the reasoning behind the ban. don't agree though

 

[Messi]

Shorty is a sweet girl. I can hook you up with her phonenumber if you want?

This slayed me. What are you her pimp?

Remy is the best female name ever. Gonna name my firstborn Remy.

 

[Carbonox]

Good player. Dunno what we're gonna do if you get him.

Wigan apparently want 20m for him though. Dat British inflation. They won't get that for him no matter what.

Some people think he would be a replacement for Cabaye but frankly, I want him WITH Cabaye.

 

[Willkiller]

Remy's pretty much a done deal apparently (on loan though, lolwot). Newcastle's next big target is McCarthy.

Loan with option to buy

Makes sense with his...ahem...legal difficulties

 

[Kyoufu]

Bro, we're gonna sign Gomis and Remy. Kinnear is the greatest.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wigan apparently want 20m for him though. Dat British inflation. They won't get that for him no matter what.

Some people think he would be a replacement for Cabaye but frankly, I want him WITH Cabaye.

£20m

What lol

 

[Salvadora]

I guess the difference is that it's never been funny for us. The whole thing is sad.

The man is a fucking delusional joke.

look on the bright side, if he's removed he can't become your next manager if/when Pardew is sacked before Christmas.

Now that would have been a sight to see.

 

[Freewheelin']

No afer dark now that Wooden is not here

 

[Sleeplessnights]

This whole situation has ruined my evening wank.

Thanks naughty god

That's much easier to fix than you think.

 

[Carbonox]

Loan with option to buy

Makes sense with his...ahem...legal difficulties

Ah that's OK then. I'd still just go ahead with the full buy-out clause though. Roughly the same as Gomis's fee. He'd be worth it.

 

[Messi]

That's much easier to fix than you think.

Well doesn't she scub up nicely. My word.

 

[shortyme]

I am not sure if you are mocking me...this is an issue of large importance.

I am not mocking you, I'll mail you some if you tell me what kind you want.

Shorty is a sweet girl. I can hook you up with her phonenumber if you want?

<3

 

[IceCold]

https://vine.co/v/hqrOF9MKj3x

Not bad Ronaldo

 

[Clydefrog]

https://vine.co/v/hqrOF9MKj3x

Not bad Ronaldo

holy shit this is hilarious

i'd probably look the same... but he just looks so uncomfortable

 

[Messi]

I am not mocking you, I'll mail you some if you tell me what kind you want.




<3

You know what I want? Pretzel or Peanut Butter M&M's. We only get choc, peanut and crispy here. All crap.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

You know what I want? Pretzel or Peanut Butter M&M's. We only get choc, peanut and crispy here. All crap.

Yeah they're great. The pretzel one's particularly. The peanut butter ones didn't really do it for me, same as Reese's. Fake disgusting peanut butter crap.

 

[Messi]

I opened up a can of worms in ot it seems. shit.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Streak's great man

But I must say that I fucking love chicken as well so you're cool.

 

[rodvik]

That may not be fake. The Bent story did the rounds on the Villa forums a few days ago allegedly leaked from Bents camp.

 

[Wilbur]

Medium rare fillet steak

Probably the best food in the world

 

[Freewheelin']

Chicken's better than steak.

But I love them both tbh

 

[Wes]

I don't eat beef. Taste does nothing for me. Haven't specifically gone out of my way to eat any this century.

Also, what the fuck happened in this thread tonight? Where is rodvik going? I'm going to check back in the morning to see who to punish.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I like my steak rare or sometimes even blue

I like to live dangerously

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Poor Wooden, this ban is hitting harder than expected.

Delusions of grandeur.

 

[L1NETT]

Lamb >

 

[Shagwell]

No afer dark now that Wooden is not here

First Wooden now Naughty God...footy gaf is dropping like flies already and we're still two weeks away. It's like you never know when we might lose another. *weeps*

Peace and love homies, even to the dirty manyoo supporters

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Lamb >

So good. Lots of people who don't like the taste though.

 

[Wilbur]

Lamb >

Mixed grill >

Steak, sausage, chicken, gammon, lamb chop, egg, tomato, peas

 

[Messi]

Poor Wooden, this ban is hitting harder than expected.

Delusions of grandeur.

small package it seems, makes sense.

 

[Freewheelin']

Lamb >

yesss

Every Christmas, we have lamb, beef, turkey and gammon. shit is amazing.

 

[Messi]

seems wooden is out dogging.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

small package it seems, makes sense.

Could be a grower, like myself.

 

[Shagwell]

I don't eat beef. Taste does nothing for me. Haven't specifically gone out of my way to eat any this century.

Also, what the fuck happened in this thread tonight? Where is rodvik going? I'm going to check back in the morning to see who to punish.

Oh man. I can't even comprehend that but to each his own. But if by any chance you ever find yourself in Argentina, or specifically Buenos Aires, swear to a brotha you'll at least TRY the steak there. My God. There's nothing like it.

I was at one restaurant there and the waiter brought me my delicious-looking sizzling beauty of a steak. I had but a fork. I asked the waiter for a steak knife and he told me to try just using the fork first and if I couldn't cut it he'd bring me a knife. All I needed was a fork.

That steak was more tender than a set of tits in my face

 

[Messi]

Could be a grower, like myself.

If I am being honest, I just stay small.

 

[Wilbur]

My penis goes from like 4 and a half inches to 6 and a half inches but it's still relatively thin

Those in whatsapp have just had a blurry image of my japseye

So maybe they can testify a tad

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

If I am being honest, I just stay small.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

 

[Messi]

My penis goes from like 4 and a half inches to 6 and a half inches but it's still relatively thin

Those in whatsapp have just had a blurry image of my japseye

So maybe they can testify a tad

I can't imagine mine is more than 5 at full graft.

 

[Messi]

I bet you say that to all the girls.

What girls

 

[Freewheelin']

My penis goes from like 4 and a half inches to 6 and a half inches but it's still relatively thin

Those in whatsapp have just had a blurry image of my japseye

So maybe they can testify a tad

 

[Wilbur]

I've caught you jerking so
Many times

Don't fret
Don't fret

It's going to be
Okay

 

[Freewheelin']

I've caught you jerking so
Many times

Don't fret
Don't fret

It's going to be
Okay

I also saw u
jerking it

in bed
your hand went up and down

hmm
hmm

 

[Batigol]

Girth or length?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I've caught you jerking so
Many times

Don't fret
Don't fret

It's going to be
Okay

 

[Messi]

you guys are weird

 

[The Atticus]

This should be ban-worthy

 

[spidye]

I've caught you jerking so
Many times

Don't fret
Don't fret

It's going to be
Okay

I also saw u
jerking it

in bed
your hand went up and down

hmm
hmm

 

[Freewheelin']

you guys are weird

at least we don't like barca

im confused

This should be ban-worthy

no pls god no

we're just having a laugh

mumei pls

 

[Messi]

Girth or length?

length, its pretty small. I think? its small right?

 

[willow ve]

So Bale with a press conference tomorrow? Can we just be done with the rumours?