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[shortyme]

HNNNGGGG

The master with Balon d'Or 2017

This is so sexual.

 

[bud]

Hngggg almost time for Alonso's return

Illarra fuck off with your nerves lolololol

... that's ramos.

 

[fuenf]

WTF Neuer - Dante, van Buyten, Mandzukić, Robben, Shaqiri, Rafinha, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Kroos

WTF Pep

I hate these funky lineups.

 

[KidA Seven]

HNNNGGGG

The master with Balon d'Or 2017

You cunt. That's his!

 

[Vivalaraza]

WTF Neuer - Dante, van Buyten, Mandzukić, Robben, Shaqiri, Rafinha, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Kroos

WTF Pep

I hate these funky lineups.

Neuer

Rafinha Dante van Buyten Alaba

Schweinsteiger Kroos

Robben Muller Shaqiri

Mandzukic

Regulation 4231 bro

Until the match starts and Alaba is playing false 9....

 

[pulga]

Ohhh, haha I haven't seen much of Jese so I was confused.

Jese's nice play vs Everton

When I saw that, I believed.

... that's ramos.

I know that's Ramos you little minx

 

[Yurt]

... that's ramos.

/dead

 

[systemfehler]

WTF Neuer - Dante, van Buyten, Mandzukić, Robben, Shaqiri, Rafinha, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Kroos

WTF Pep

I hate these funky lineups.

What could possibly go wrong in the cup? Curious to see how Alaba plays at his preferred position.

Spoiler

Still laughing at Werder

 

[Clydefrog]

I can't even imagine being able to train daily with Zinedine Zidane...

 

[fuenf]

Neuer

Rafinha Dante van Buyten Alaba

Schweinsteiger Kroos

Robben Muller Shaqiri

Mandzukic

Regulation 4231 bro

Until the match starts and Alaba is playing false 9....

it's featuring the world's slowest / most immobile pair of CBs

And unfortunately 4-2-3-1 doesnt make any sense. I guess it's more like

Schweinsteiger

Robben - Kroos - Shaqiri - Müller

Mandzukic.

 

[Frustrated_me]

How did Ramos go from having the best haircut in futbol to (close to) awfully the worst?

 

[Meier]

It all depends on the situation really.

Salvadora's idea that any loss to a rival is directly embarrassing/humiliating is a bit too simple IMO, but I would concede to his vastly greater experience in this field.

Sheeeiiiittt, that is some pretty good bantz. Nicely done, Viva.

 

[Sage00]

So we've closed our ultras section due to..

- Overcrowding
- Moshing (mock fighting/jostling causing crowd disruption)
- Body Surfing
- Lateral Movement
- Broken Seating

Clearly, health and safety nightmares that never happen in any other type of venue or stadium across the world, of course. Good decision by the club - hopefully we will introduce golf/snooker style silence during play next with infrequent slow applause for goals.

 

[Yurt]

HNNNGGGG

The master with Balon d'Or 2017

Do they ever win it WITH Madrid though? Ronaldo, Fabio, Zidane, Figo, R9..

Maybe if you send him on loan to Juve.

Spoiler

Figo earned it with Madrid probably

 

[KidA Seven]

Do they ever win it WITH Madrid though? Ronaldo, Fabio, Zidane, Figo, R9..

Maybe if you send him on loan to Juve.

Great point.

 

[pulga]

Do they ever win it WITH Madrid though? Ronaldo, Fabio, Zidane, Figo, R9..

Maybe if you send him on loan to Juve.

Spoiler

Figo earned it with Madrid probably

Technically he did lol

But Raul was robbed.

Jese and Isco will amend all the wrongs

 

[Yurt]

Technically he did lol

But Raul was robbed.

Jese and Isco will amend all the wrongs

They gave it to Owen, didn't they?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ooh, The Shard's observation deck is open

 

[pulga]

They gave it to Owen, didn't they?

Fuckin' FIFA

 

[LegoArmo]

So we've closed our ultras section due to..

- Overcrowding
- Moshing (mock fighting/jostling causing crowd disruption)
- Body Surfing
- Lateral Movement
- Broken Seating

Clearly, health and safety nightmares that never happen in any other type of venue or stadium across the world, of course. Good decision by the club - hopefully we will introduce golf/snooker style silence during play next with infrequent slow applause for goals.

Some people seem determined to kill all atmosphere at football matches.

The Green Brigade are one of the best sets of supporters in the world.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Ooh, The Shard's observation deck is open

This is going down in my list of middle class things to say out loud in public.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This is going down in my list of middle class things to say out loud in public.

We've been opressed for long enough

 

[Clegg]

Report suggests that for decades German teams (West & East) pioneered experiments with steroids, EPO, testosterone and methamphetamine.

I wish they'd tell us which teams.

 

[Salvadora]

We've made a profit of £8.5m in this window so far without counting wages.

That would push our transfer kitty to around £80m.

 

[Arnie]

:lol

Jese

pls

That would push our transfer kitty to around £80m.

:lol

Salva

PLS

 

[phaze]

I wish they'd tell us which teams.

We've made a profit of £8.5m in this window so far without counting wages.

That would push our transfer kitty to around £80m.

Ugh I will take Sven Goran Eriksson over Wenger. At least he would spend that fucking money.

 

[panty]

:lol

 

[Yurt]

Giacomo Bonaventura wants to try and force a move from Atalanta to Juventus, according to reports.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Sure, jump in baby. <3

So we've closed our ultras section due to..

- Overcrowding
- Moshing (mock fighting/jostling causing crowd disruption)
- Body Surfing
- Lateral Movement
- Broken Seating

Clearly, health and safety nightmares that never happen in any other type of venue or stadium across the world, of course. Good decision by the club - hopefully we will introduce golf/snooker style silence during play next with infrequent slow applause for goals.

Fucking grim.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

So we've closed our ultras section due to..

- Overcrowding
- Moshing (mock fighting/jostling causing crowd disruption)
- Body Surfing
- Lateral Movement
- Broken Seating

Clearly, health and safety nightmares that never happen in any other type of venue or stadium across the world, of course. Good decision by the club - hopefully we will introduce golf/snooker style silence during play next with infrequent slow applause for goals.

:lol

Its gotta be to do with flares and shit though, they just don't want to mention it in the statement.

 

[Meier]

Ooh, The Shard's observation deck is open

Here is a pic my brother took from it:

 

[GQman2121]

That's great. God Spurs are going to be good if they reinvest that money on the right players.

 

[Meier]

That's great. God Spurs are going to be good if they reinvest that money on the right players.

I think they'll buy Lamela and one other player and keep the rest for their wages. They definitely need a decent CB now.. Rami has been linked with us and Arsenal primarily but they'd be smart to make a run at him as well. No UCL though so may be tough.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Here is a pic my brother took from it:

Awesome. The London Eye's good, but about half of it is waiting to get to a height from which you can get a good view

How long do you get up there? What's your brother doing over here as well? Is he a football fan?

 

[Slizz]

:lol

Kyle Walker is there to stay.

 

[Salvadora]

Ugh I will take Sven Goran Eriksson over Wenger. At least he would spend that fucking money.

Arsene is an incredible manager on the pitch, but he is increasingly making bad decisions off it.

 

[Ushojax]

lol transfer speculation based on twitter backgrounds

we have reached a new low

 

[ShogunX]

Massive debate raging among our fans about flares and smoke bombs and whatnot after some mugs set some of on Saturday against Bristol .

Italian Gaf (and anyone who has had experience with em) who actually go to games, you got an opinion, because I think the nopyronoparty brigade and the whole ultra mentality thing can get overboard quickly.

Because from my point of view, I never ever want to see smoke at Valley Parade ever again.

That excludes about 90% of the people on here. We too have had debates over smoke bombs and flares and it seems to be away matches that are the problem. Most people like that pyro's add to the atmosphere and are also visually boss but some have burned seats and been thrown on to the pitch.

For me as long as they are used properly and not by kids and knobheads they can add to the match going experience. They were used correctly in the recent Anfield derby and despite choking on the smoke they looked good.

 

[fuenf]

bayern.

lol Robben is the left winger

 

[Wilbur]

fuck them.

Spoiler

gonna watch the game

 

[Tc91]

lol transfer speculation based on twitter backgrounds

we have reached a new low

Usho it's okay, Bale gave you some great service but he's gone.

 

[Salvadora]

A young Brazilian boy died from a flare at a football match recently enough.

 

[Yurt]

Sky: Vidal's agent will meet with Juventus tomorrow to extend his deal until 2018 making him among the top 10 earners in the Serie A

OH BABY

Come over here, Marotta

 

[fuenf]

fuck them.

Spoiler

gonna watch the game

nah it's a cup game vs a 4th division side... should be rather boring

Spoiler

or lol worthy

 

[KidA Seven]

lol transfer speculation based on twitter backgrounds

we have reached a new low

It happened as soon as Dempsey went to Sounders.

 

[Arnie]

Read on here that Suarez trained on his own, but in the photos he's just training with everyone else. What's that about? Any truth to it?

Glad Django's back, he was so fucking good in the second half of last season. He's our second choice striker but I'd happily have him over any of Arsenal or Spurs' strikers (pre-Soldado). And even now Spurs have Soldado, I still don't think it'd be a clear cut decision. Sturridge was almost unplayable at times, scored some worldies and his pace and movement is top.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

NEW CONTRACT ALERT!! NEW CONTRACT ALERT!!!

Ben Smith &#8207;@BenSmithBBC 50s

Future of Cesc Fabregas likely to become much clearer on Thurs. He will speak at a #Barca press conference in Kuala Lumpur

 

[panty]

NEW CONTRACT ALERT!! NEW CONTRACT ALERT!!!

"I'm very happy at Barca and I have signed a new contrat with them".

 

[Sviatoslav]

Tottenham should buy Hulk to replace Bale. pls

 

[jtb]

Read on here that Suarez trained on his own, but in the photos he's just training with everyone else. What's that about? Any truth to it?

Glad Django's back, he was so fucking good in the second half of last season. He's our second choice striker but I'd happily have him over any of Arsenal or Spurs' strikers (pre-Soldado). And even now Spurs have Soldado, I still don't think it'd be a clear cut decision. Sturridge was almost unplayable at times, scored some worldies and his pace and movement is top.

forgive my ignorance—who's Django? Sturridge?

 

[Ushojax]

Obviously I expect Bale to leave but changing the twitter backdrop means fuck all. It changes all the time.

When they take him out of all the marketing material for the new kit, then it might mean something.

Tottenham should buy Hulk to replace Bale. pls

nonononono

Lamela or bust.