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[pulga]

United's home kit is better. United's away kit is kind of shit, but better than last season's home.

As for those players, I don't care since they're not midfielders. Good luck fitting in both Bale and Ronaldo. Your defense might suffer or one of those players won't be as effective as last season where they had freedom.

That's fine, but don't forget Casemiro and Illarra!

It's fine to call someone a joke, but not a babby. :lol

What about the tablecloth? Were you even around in those days? I'm pretty sure almost every United fan called that kit shit.

Wasn't the tablecloth your kit last season? Are you having a FootballFan amnesiac episode?

 

[Noirulus]

Di Maria is fucking all over Al-Sadd. He has so much energy.

I'm still hoping the Bale deal doesn't go through

 

[Steverulez]

Where do Real intend to get this Suarez money from?

Unless Benzema sale is true? Bale and Suarez in, Benzema out? Very interesting if true.

 

[K1LLER7]

Did Raul score?

The real question should be...

Did Ronaldo celebrate?

^ Ronaldo sale

 

[Vivalaraza]

Awesome Raul scored!

It's a shame this momentous day is going to be ruined by what he's wearing, he looks like a clown with that comic sans shit on his back.

 

[pulga]

OMGG Raul with the bicycle kick.

:lol but you are replying to me doofus.

You spend more time crying about your shit shirt than you do watching your club legend's testimonial. That's what happens when you split your allegiance up like horcruxes, I suppose. I bet you spent Del Piero's last game watching classic episodes of The Bill on your iPhone.

But...I am watching the testimonial. How the fuck else am I commentating on the game :lol

 

[Wilbur]

Pulga's inability to accept any criticism over his cunt club is great

 

[Linius]

Pulga's inability to accept any criticism over his cunt club is great

I still like Plug

 

[panty]

Pulga's inability to accept any criticism over his cunt club is great

You're a cunt club.

:LOL

 

[Clegg]

Awesome Raul scored!

It's a shame this momentous day is going to be ruined by what he's wearing, he looks like a clown with that comic sans shit on his back.

Every day is ruined if you're a United fan.

Sign somebody ffs.

 

[FootballFan]

:looooooooool omg

 

[pulga]

Pulga's inability to accept any criticism over his cunt club is great

And you guy's ability to hammer on and on about a fucking font is astounding.

Maybe you guys should be worried about singing some players instead, eh?

 

[Vivalaraza]

You're a cunt club.

:LOL

Shit Wilbur.

He laid you out.

I don't think you can come back from this.

 

[bobito]

Where do Real intend to get this Suarez money from?

Unless Benzema sale is true? Bale and Suarez in, Benzema out? Very interesting if true.

They're Real Madrid

 

[panty]

Shit Wilbur.

He laid you out.

I don't think you can come back from this.

You're a shit wilbur.

#onaroll

 

[KidA Seven]

Wasn't the tablecloth your kit last season? Are you having a FootballFan amnesiac episode?

u wot m8

That was sarcasm because you couldn't remember how every United fan was shitting on that home kit. Go home old man, you're drunk.

 

[panty]

 

[pulga]

Can't wait to see what United's shirt, font and sponsor look like when they're balls deep in the Championship lolololololol

 

[Yurt]

Why can't you guys leave him alone

 

[Vivalaraza]

Can't wait to see what United's shirt, font and sponsor look like when they're balls deep in the Championship lolololololol

Did Juve's shirt change all that much when they got relegated?

Or did you just stop following them for that year?

 

[noal]

Can't wait to see what United's shirt, font and sponsor look like when they're balls deep in the Championship lolololololol

Whatever it is Ronnie will look good in it.

 

[pulga]

DAT BACKHEEL

u wot m8

That was sarcasm because you couldn't remember how every United fan was shitting on that home kit. Go home old man, you're drunk.

Detecting sarcasm on the internet is harder than Woodward signing a player

 

[FootballFan]

Sorry to repeat myself, but I have to share this Gif from yesterday's match:

It's just too fun to be true.

Fuck, I love alba. So good lol.

 

[Wilbur]

You're a cunt club.

:LOL

lol ok

And you guy's ability to hammer on and on about a fucking font is astounding.

Maybe you guys should be worried about singing some players instead, eh?

Your ability to hammer on and on about fucking signings is astounding.

Jesus Christ you coked up maniac, it goes like this:

Forum member: don't like that font
You: LOL SORT OUT YOUR KIT MANUFACTURER AND THEN REMOVE SAND FROM YOUR PUSSY

Forum member: dunno if Madrid will have good defensive balance with Bale
You: LOL ISCO WILL SMEAR HIS CUM ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS GRAVE

Just fucking shut up for one minute when someone dares to say Adidas aren't bastions of taste

 

[Arnie]

You're a cunt club.

:LOL

Shit Wilbur.

He laid you out.

I don't think you can come back from this.

You're a shit wilbur.

#onaroll

Can't wait to see what United's shirt, font and sponsor look like when they're balls deep in the Championship lolololololol

 

[bobito]

The thing is though why should we get used to this. We are signing all these sponsorship deals but where is the money going?

Check out the Andersred blog. The amount of money we have paid to lower the Glazers debt is ridiculous and every United fan should be furious. If every supposed United fan in the world gave a tenner we might be able to get rid of these capitalist fuckwits.

I apologise for the ferocity of this post but those bastards have done absolutely fuck all for United. God, they make me so angry.

How much money have the glazers made from the club?

 

[Suen]

The shirt sucks. That's why everyone but Madrid fans laugh at it. Why are you so sensitive over a shirt you babby?


It's like these Madrid fans think everything about Madrid is perfect. :lol

The shirt is about as good as Manchester United will be under Moyes (i.e. shit).

 

[panty]

I'm laughing out loud now

 

[FootballFan]

:lol but you are replying to me doofus.

You spend more time crying about your shit shirt than you do watching your club legend's testimonial. That's what happens when you split your allegiance up like horcruxes, I suppose. I bet you spent Del Piero's last game watching classic episodes of The Bill on your iPhone.

#Bantz

#Amazing

#Arnie<3

 

[Yurt]

Did Juve's shirt change all that much when they got relegated?

Or did you just stop following them for that year?

OH GREAT

Now we're dragged into this

 

[KidA Seven]

And you guy's ability to hammer on and on about a fucking font is astounding.

The font looks funny. Of course we're going to comment on it. You Madrid muppets took serious offense for some reason.

That font is fucking laughably bad.

Good idea, SHITE font.

It's like Real people asked Kolo Toure to design them their jersey.

Yup. Looks like the Chicken Bazooka font.

Dat font :lol

I love how the tablecloth wankers and whatever the fuck calamity against human eyes Liverpool uses as a kit people go on about a font. It's a font. We could do worse and design turds of a shirt. Like your clubs!
.

C'mon man.

It's not that big of a deal.

 

[Wilbur]

OH GREAT

Now we're dragged into this

You're harbouring a fugitive, Yurt. The flea must be stopped. He must be forced to get that font tattooed on his dick and balls and make him rue the day he pretended he isn't offended by it.

 

[Pachimari]

HALA MADRID!

We got the greatest shirt of any club this season and the font is the best in the history of football.

Deal with it.

 

[panty]

The font looks funny. Of course we're going to comment on it. You Madrid muppets took serious offense for some reason.


C'mon man.

It's not that big of a deal.

Not that big of a deal to understand someone likes the shirt?

:lol

 

[Arnie]

#Bantz

#Amazing

#Arnie<3

I can be Assaidi, u can be Sterlo.

 

[Wilbur]

Not that big of a deal to understand someone likes the shirt?

:lol

But you're the ones going fucking nutso when someone criticises it :looooool

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Hey guys shut up for a moment and tell me if we signed anyone yet.

 

[pulga]

lol ok



Your ability to hammer on and on about fucking signings is astounding.

Jesus Christ you coked up maniac, it goes like this:

Forum member: don't like that font
You: LOL SORT OUT YOUR KIT MANUFACTURER AND THEN REMOVE SAND FROM YOUR PUSSY

Forum member: dunno if Madrid will have good defensive balance with Bale
You: LOL ISCO WILL SMEAR HIS CUM ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS GRAVE

Just fucking shut up for one minute when someone dares to say Adidas aren't bastions of taste

So basically you guys get to troll over a fucking font (because god knows you can't say shit about our signings), but we can't troll over your nonexistent signings?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL United forum indeed!

 

[KidA Seven]

Why can't you guys leave him alone

It's not our fault, we were just laughing at a font/kit and a Footy gaf war somehow happened.

 

[panty]

But you're the ones going fucking nutso when someone criticises it :looooool

DON'T CRITISE MEEEE

 

[operon]

of course the font sucks but it looked better in ms chat than on RM jerseys

 

[Vivalaraza]

How much money have the glazers made from the club?

Hard to put an exact number on it.

When they sold 10% of the club they took about £90m/£100m of the proceeds, so that's money that they clearly siphoned off.

Otherwise they haven't really directly taken money out of the club in patently obvious ways but every now and then in our accounts you see things like "money paid be directors - £2m"...that kind of thing. Overall I'd estimate it's about £130, £140m.

Where it's hit us if the £600m+ we have paid in interest/debt related costs.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Firefox transition went smooth except... I CANT FIND THAT QUICK REPLY EXTENSION TO FIREFOX.

Edit : Oh wait, of course I find it now.

Edit Edit : Wait this is not that one. I want the one with the smileys. :'[

 

[pulga]

Worse thing is, you guys can go back in my post history and look up when I said I didn't like the font.

Somehow, it's grown on me. It's whimsical and magical.

 

[KidA Seven]

The shirt is about as good as Manchester United will be under Moyes (i.e. shit).

Aww man you didn't have to go there. Low blow bro.

 

[Talon]

Wilbur makes Amir0x seem well-heeled at times.

 

[Wilbur]

So basically you guys get to troll over a fucking font (because god knows you can't say shit about our signings), but we can't troll over your nonexistent signings?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL United forum indeed!

No you absolute clit sandwich. Hahaha your reading comprehension is fucking appalling.

All united fans on this forum do all day is shit on our own club over signings. When someone says "united can't sign players", we normally agree and slate the club

When someone says your font is shit your default reaction is slate the other club. The font is shit. It doesn't matter. It doesn't impact on anything. But it's shit.

You hear that and you turn into some weird fucking zealot who had a great wartime grandfather who died, nothing but his custom font book in his hand and a post it note with nothing but Adidas HQ's address on it. Focus on the fucking match your team is playing in, instead of giving a fuck when someone dares to criticise your kit :lol

It's just utterly inane to me for you to give such a fuck that no one likes your kit, so you shit all over everything else.

 

[FootballFan]

Did Juve's shirt change all that much when they got relegated?

Or did you just stop following them for that year?

I can be Assaidi, u can be Sterlo.

/

 

[Suen]

Madrid-bros I don't get you. Font is shit, shirt is shit. It's ugly as fuck.

 

[bobito]

Hard to put an exact number on it.

When they sold 10% of the club they took about £90m/£100m of the proceeds, so that's money that they clearly siphoned off.

Otherwise they haven't really directly taken money out of the club in patently obvious ways but every now and then in our accounts you see things like "money paid be directors - £2m"...that kind of thing. Overall I'd estimate it's about £130, £140m.

Where it's hit us if the £600m+ we have paid in interest/debt related costs.

Man U would be sooooo good if you were fan owned. Not trying to rile you up or anything but I think it's fair to say if you would easily be bayern level.