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[FuturusX]

Are Monaco playing behind closed doors or something!?

Yep.

 

[Wilbur]

Friends' S1 Aniston or S3+?

Well she's older

but her body

is
hgnhg

i just want to cum on her belly and send brad pictures

 

[dc89]

Yep.

How come? For being tax-cheats!?

 

[Yurt]

Larsson is worth two Ibras.

Three if we're talking about a dreadlocked Larsson.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Finally Dortmund score. Reus served it up to Lewandowski in front of the keeper after a lucky bounce from a Kuba blocked shot.

 

[Suen]

Are Monaco playing behind closed doors or something?

 

[FuturusX]

How come? For being tax-cheats!?

Monaco fans' pitch invasion of their game against Le Mans back in May

 

[Broder Salsa]

Are Monaco playing behind closed doors or something?

 

[Timurid]

Monaco fans' pitch invasion of their game against Le Mans back in May

And they set off flares and shit.

 

[Slizz]

RDM got sacked?!

 

[FuturusX]

FYI:

Monaco are in fact playing behind very big closed doors. No fans at all. It's punishment for Monaco fans' pitch invasion of their game against Le Mans back in May.

It's creepy and surreal.

EDIT: During the game in May a small goat was sacrificed and Supermarket Sushi consumed...oh and flares were thrown.

 

[Suen]

:lol I wasn't trolling. I just entered the thread, hit the post button and posted away...I'm kind of amazed I worded the question the same way as him.

 

[Clegg]

Something for Arnie to spaff to:

Sid Lowe ‏@sidlowe 1m

FT 2-2. Suso sharp, some lovely touches. Assist on first goal, pass indirectly leading to second too. Started left wing but mostly right.

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[Slizz]

Yum

 

[willow ve]

Correct me if I'm wrong but if that's specially for Bale where was the stand that Raul standing in yesterday?

The Raul stand was in the corner of the pitch. The

Spoiler

alleged

Bale stand appears to be put up right at midfield.

Spoiler

It's really the Suarez stand

FYI:

Monaco are in fact playing behind very big closed doors. No fans at all. It's punishment for Monaco fans' pitch invasion of their game against Le Mans back in May.

It's creepy and surreal.

EDIT: During the game in May a small goat was sacrificed and Supermarket Sushi consumed...oh and flares were thrown.

Reminds me of the time Serie A was played entirely void of supporters and fans. Games were hard to watch - they felt so boring.

 

[Suen]

guys I think I'm hearing more from Monaco - Toulouse than what I hear from a City game.

 

[Wilbur]

In the scene with the sparks she's dancing and her tits are jiggling about and I really just wanted to wank there and then

 

[KidA Seven]

My boy Brad!

 

[FootballFan]

What's this i hear about closed doors at the Monaco game?

 

[Bumhead]

If Monaco don't win this I'm not betting another penny on French football. PSG and Monaco will have let me down for about £150 in a week.

What a shit team and what a shit league. How much fucking money have these pair of cunt teams spent again?

 

[dc89]

Monaco fans' pitch invasion of their game against Le Mans back in May

And they set off flares and shit.

Welp!

Are Monaco playing behind closed doors or something?

guys I think I'm hearing more from Monaco - Toulouse than what I hear from a City game.

 

[Yurt]

I wish. Giovinco isn't going anywhere, sadly. He'll have one more year to (not) prove himself.

LOOOOOOOOL It's funny because it's true...

 

[Timurid]

If Monaco don't win this I'm not betting another penny on French football. PSG and Monaco will have let me down for about £150 in a week.

What a shit team and what a shit league. How much fucking money have these pair of cunt teams spent again?

You're a fucking dumbass for betting on those two clubs... The only club you should bet on is marseille.

 

[dc89]

If Monaco don't win this I'm not betting another penny on French football. PSG and Monaco will have let me down for about £150 in a week.

What a shit team and what a shit league. How much fucking money have these pair of cunt teams spent again?

Same. I did a little on Falcow anytime and then a treble with Monaco, Dortmund and Wolves.

 

[Slizz]

In the scene with the sparks she's dancing and her tits are jiggling about and I really just wanted to wank there and then

 

[dc89]

WTF IS THAT MOVIE?!

 

[FuturusX]

^^^^^

Fellas I'm at work. Come on now.

EDIT: I'm the boss and I'm working from home. Lying down with my laptop. But still...

 

[Batigol]

Are Monaco playing behind closed doors or something?

 

[Yurt]

EDIT: During the game in May a small goat was sacrificed [/B.

We should consider doing that before facing Sampodria/in Europe, it seems to be working..

Can we sacrifice, say, Marco Motta?

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[Eanan]

WTF IS THAT MOVIE?!

Horrible bosses I think. I must say she looks amazing. Moyes agrees also

 

[Yurt]

For Yurt

<3

 

[Broder Salsa]

a movie scene of a clothed girl, masturbating so hard right now

if only i knew other places to get footage that excites me on the internet

 

[Eanan]

Ibra would score a million goals in the SPL as well, tbf

To be fair now, the quality of opposition in the SPL back around 2000 was a lot higher than it is now.

 

[FuturusX]

I knew he was wanker! I knew it!

 

[Wes]

a movie scene of a clothed girl, masturbating so hard right now

if only i knew other places to get footage that excites me on the internet

Dogs and Cats are always naked, right Wooden?

 

[Slizz]

Lmao its from We Are the Millers.

Can't believe people can't read shit thats like 5 posts up or read the post I quoted.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Dogs and Cats are always naked, right Wooden?

Before anyone even asks :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE6k2AgRrxU

 

[Suen]

sorry had to, reminded me too much about it.

 

[FuturusX]

She's wearing a pair of underwear under the underwear....weird. Suddenly not attractive at all.

Wait, actually still hot...

 

[bone_and_sinew]

It feels like I'm watching The Ultimate Fighter with this Monaco match. Complete silence other than the yelling from the participants.

 

[Wes]

 

[Slizz]

She's wearing a pair of underwear under the underwear....weird. Suddenly not attractive at all.

Wait, actually still hot...

See I couldn't post one of the gifs cause it shows the under the underwear.


EDIT:^^^^ Bar Rafaeli? Love her.

 

[FuturusX]

We should consider doing that before facing Sampodria/in Europe, it seems to be working..

Can we sacrifice, say, Marco Motta?

The gods could be angry with such a feeble offering. Better not risk it.

EDIT: What a shite game of football. Come on Monaco.

EDIT TOO: Okay nice strike...

 

[Meier]

There was no camera on the referee in that game right? (The one used in the Roma game)

Nope, no GoPro in the City-Chelsea game -- just in the Roma-MLS All-Stars game.

Monaco look like they need Samir Nasri if you ask me (honestly, I could keep him for another year). Where's Joao Moutinho?

 

[Suen]

holy shit at that strike. Would have been so fucking beautiful if it was a goal.

Nope, no GoPro in the City-Chelsea game -- just in the Roma-MLS All-Stars game.

Monaco look like they need Samir Nasri if you ask me (honestly, I could keep him for another year). Where's Joao Moutinho?

Where is Isco? Oh right...

Spoiler

<3

 

[Arnie]

I tell you what, there's a girl from work who comes from Essex and if she was a lad is have headbutted her by now.

The amount of snarky comments about my accent and the north have wound me right up.

Grade A cunt.

 

[KidA Seven]

I tell you what, there's a girl from work who comes from Essex and if she was a lad is have headbutted her by now.

The amount of snarky comments about my accent and the north have wound me right up.

Grade A cunt.

Is she ugly?

 

[Yurt]

The gods could be angry with such a feeble offering. Better not risk it.

I tell you what, there's a girl from work who comes from Essex and if she was a lad is have headbutted her by now.

The amount of snarky comments about my accent and the north have wound me right up.

Grade A cunt.

She clearly wants you, Arnie.