Football Thread 2013/14 |OT4| Everybody Hates Wenger renewed for 17th season

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"Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"."
 
Freewheelin's comment about Arsenal's defense being as organized as United's was the highlight of the evening for me. I completely agree. Freewheelin' <3
 
It would be cheaper if all man united fans worked together and just built a bridge.

Half way through, Kharma would have an argument with someone over Ashley Young and the bridge would collapse.

Listening to Robin Thicke's album, 'Blurred Lines'. Pretty good, has that 90's vibe. Like it better than JT's album.
 
Freewheelin's comment about Arsenal's defense being as organized as United's was the highlight of the evening for me. I completely agree. Freewheelin' <3

He said it and I looked at him absolutely confounded and he said "well you know they're better than Vermaelen"

no fucking shit

a seal with cataracts has better positional awareness than vermaelen
 
Freewheelin's comment about Arsenal's defense being as organized as United's was the highlight of the evening for me. I completely agree. Freewheelin' <3

Freewheelin' posted that?!

Wilbur you got to have a word.

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"Rafael Hernández &#8207;@RafaelH117 2h
Ozil left the Real Madrid game shortly after he was subbed off, he didn&#8217;t take the substitution well. #MUFC.

Rafael Hernández &#8207;@RafaelH117 2h
Reports match with the El Confidencial article saying Ozil is unsatisfied with Real Madrid and could leave for the Premier League."

He's there for the taking. Wenger and AVB should be interested.
 
Personally I think goals for and goals against don't count for much on their own. It's the goals you concede and score against the other top 4 sides (or difficult away trips) that matter. I'd like to see stats on that.
 
Personally I think goals for and goals against don't count for much on their own. It's the goals you concede and score against the other top 4 sides (or difficult away trips) that matter. I'd like to see stats on that.

Why is that what matters? That doesn't define your season. What defines your season is how you fare against the rest of the pack. (i.e. not losing to Cardiff or Aston Villa)
 
Bale arrival back in London after his short holiday to Spain if anyone's interested.

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On another note please someone take that fucking hat off him.

hats off to levy, dude takes shit from no one. he is going to drag this out till the last day of transfers just to piss on madrid.
 
Why is that what matters? That doesn't define your season. What defines your season is how you fare against the rest of the pack. (i.e. not losing to Cardiff or Aston Villa)

3 points is 3 points, if you take 3 from Spurs for example, that's 3 more for you, and 3 less for them. They're your direct rivals, so it's a bigger result.

It is 38 games though, and if everyone beat who they were supposed to football would be boring, so there'll be dropped points by both teams against lesser opponents, probably.
 
CELTIC XI

Tom Boyd, Momo Sylla, Tosh McKinlay, Jackie McNamara, Joos Valgaeren, Bobo Balde, Henrik Larsson, Morten Wieghorst, Chris Sutton, Pierre Van Hooijdonk, Jorge Cadete, Tommy Johnson, Brian McClair, Bobby Petta, Martin Compston, Didier Agathe, Neil Lennon, Rab Douglas, Stevie Graham, Warren Brown, Lubo Moravcik, Johan Mjallby.

STILIYAN PETROV XI

Brad Friedel, Radostin Kishishev, Freddie Bouma, Marian Hristov, Richard Dunne, Chris Kamara, Nicky Byrne, Robert Pires, Dimitar Berbatov, Jamie Redknapp, Gabriel Agbonlahor, Hristo Yovov, Paul Lambert, Patrik Berger, Roy Keane, Martin Petrov, Gareth Barry, Stiliyan Petrov, John Bishop, Habib Beye, Carlos Cuellar, John Terry, Shay Given.

Hm. Am I allowed to boo at a charity event?

And both of these sides would've thrashed Shakter Karagandy. :(
 
Hm. Am I allowed to boo at a charity event?

CELTIC XI

Tom Boyd, Momo Sylla, Tosh McKinlay, Jackie McNamara, Joos Valgaeren, Bobo Balde, Henrik Larsson, Morten Wieghorst, Chris Sutton, Pierre Van Hooijdonk, Jorge Cadete, Tommy Johnson, Brian McClair, Bobby Petta, Martin Compston, Didier Agathe, Neil Lennon, Rab Douglas, Stevie Graham, Warren Brown, Lubo Moravcik, Johan Mjallby.

STILIYAN PETROV XI

Brad Friedel, Radostin Kishishev, Freddie Bouma, Marian Hristov, Richard Dunne, Chris Kamara, Nicky Byrne, Robert Pires, Dimitar Berbatov, Jamie Redknapp, Gabriel Agbonlahor, Hristo Yovov, Paul Lambert, Patrik Berger, Roy Keane, Martin Petrov, Gareth Barry, Stiliyan Petrov, John Bishop, Habib Beye, Carlos Cuellar, John Terry, Shay Given.

And both of these sides would've thrashed Shakter Karagandy. :(


Neil Lennon is going to lay a love tap tackle on Lambert :) As he takes his yellow card Lennon will lean over to Paul and whisper "Thats for Tonev, cunt." :)
 
When any other player does it, he's a vicious tit, but when RVP does it, it's sensational AND vicious

#SalazarLogic

I don't deny the moral crumminess of it. It's like when he was downloading Bergkamp's skillset, he got curious and clicked and dragged across the 40 terabyte folder marked "cunt".
 
LFCZA @LFCZA
#lfc have been joined by a number of clubs hoping to sign Victor Moses on loan from Chelsea. The winger’s suitors also include Southampton..

LFCZA @LFCZA
West Brom, Newcastle, Everton, Stoke City, Crystal Palace, Cardiff City, Schalke and AC Milan.... #lfc #moses (the Times)

:lol

Why don't you just admit you've got no clue whatsoever?!
 
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#lfc have been joined by a number of clubs hoping to sign Victor Moses on loan from Chelsea. The winger’s suitors also include Southampton..

LFCZA @LFCZA
West Brom, Newcastle, Everton, Stoke City, Crystal Palace, Cardiff City, Schalke and AC Milan.... #lfc #moses (the Times)

:lol

Why don't you just admit you've got no clue whatsoever?!
AC Milan?

Still think we are most likely to get him.
 
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