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[Fry]

no fry you can't be serious ;_;

it is one of my dreams in life to stick my pau in a brazilian woman with a big juicy bunda and massive tetas you live amongst them why aren't you living my dream kkkkkkkkkkk

HEUHUEUHEUHEUHEUHUHEUHEHUEUHE

i love you

 

[bud]

7th place is more embarrasing, sorry. also means we play at least 6 more games early this season while Sporting sits on their ass doing nothing.



ugh, it shows you're barely competitive when you cross the border. that's why you don't win anything. like, ever.

bud, switch to Chelsea.

i really hope arsenal draw benfica

you will feel the wrath of giroud

your women will be wet
your men will be weak
giroud will leave you feeling upset
with his sexy physique

giroud, giroud
he will eat lather you like shampoo
he will drink you like mountain dew
and he'll shoot you pew pew pew

 

[Meier]

http://i.imgur.com/VPqdMJL.png[IMG]

i want:

[B]Benfica
Marseille
City
Anderlecht[/B][/QUOTE]

This would be a good group for us -- I'd definitely expect us to go through although I am sure there would be some tight games. Kompany playing against Anderlecht would be great.

[quote="Wilbur, post: 78922521"]I don't think the 'first year in the CL' excuse flies though, as Kermit was so fond of using. Napoli's first year there too and they did wonderfully. 10 points was good, but you were fortunate to come up against a Bayern side already qualified who played a second string side.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, I was just correcting his bit about the 2 points. Our subsequent seeding benefited from the 10 points we earned in the group stage 2 years ago.

 

[Wilbur]

i really hope arsenal draw benfica

you will feel the wrath of giroud

your women will be wet
your men will be weak
giroud will leave you feeling upset
with his sexy physique

giroud, giroud
he will eat lather you like shampoo
he will drink you like mountain dew
and he'll shoot you pew pew pew

you're in the same pot as them you fuck

 

[Yurt]

2nd group:
Manchester United - Marseille - Dortmund - Real Sociedad.

Another guy (probably not reliable):
Man Utd, Juventus, Dortmund and Real Sociedad.

The last one sounds good to me, as much as I want to shit on Barca.

 

[FootballFan]

i really hope arsenal draw benfica

you will feel the wrath of giroud

your women will be wet
your men will be weak
giroud will leave you feeling upset
with his sexy physique

giroud, giroud
he will eat lather you like shampoo
he will drink you like mountain dew
and he'll shoot you pew pew pew

:lol so good.

2nd best poem I've read here after Faridmon's one.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

you're in the same pot as them you fuck

Don't ruin the moment

 

[Timurid]

2nd group:
Manchester United - Marseille - Dortmund - Real Sociedad.

1. Dortmund
2. Marseille
3. Sociedad
4. United

 

[bud]

you're in the same pot as them you fuck

mumei, please ban me.

edit: clearly, clearly, i was talking about the knockout stages, you yeast infection.

 

[Carbonox]

more like he'll stink like pepe le pew

 

[Sage00]

Isn't that like the thing that came before the UEFA Cup?

The Intertoto Cup was a pretty cool idea actually. If it was regionalised without too much travelling and say the quarter finalists onwards got into Europa League qualifiers then it could've been a cool little pre-season competition for smaller teams who never get a chance at European football.

 

[bud23]

Man Utd
Juventus
Dortmund
Napoli

No club can be in a group with another club from the same country.

 

[Salvadora]

Isn't that like the thing that came before the UEFA Cup?

Aye, they don't count it because wasn't organised by UEFA.

 

[Az]

I think the draw starts 4.45pm BST, 5.45pm CET, 11.45am Eastern US if I am correct. About an hour to go.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I think the draw starts 4.45pm BST, 5.45pm CET, 11.45am Eastern US if I am correct. About an hour to go.

It won't start till like an hour after the scheduled time.

Pedro Pinto needs to talk for a while first.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I think the draw starts 4.45pm BST, 5.45pm CET, 11.45am Eastern US if I am correct. About an hour to go.

45 mins after the GTA trailer.

 

[Yurt]

Oh shit I'm a member now. Nice one

Congrats Bati!

 

[confuziz]

lol



These pots make no sense at all. Dortmund 2nd in their league, got to CL final last year, Pot 3 :|

They make a lot of sense. Please do your homework before you say silly things like this.

http://kassiesa.home.xs4all.nl/bert/uefa/data/method4/trank2013.html

Look at this. City have collected a lot of points in the last years, while Dortmund didn't.

 

[Sage00]

I need to revise my standards to account for tall girls. Think I'll start going by BMI instead of weight.

Body fat percentage is the way to go to really be sure.

 

[Zabojnik]

Oh shit I'm a member now. Nice one

Congrats!

Gonna go ly down for an hour. See you later. WE ARE DOOMEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

BMI is a flawed system

 

[bud23]

1. Madrid
2. PSG
3. City
4. Napoli

Fixed.

 

[faridmon]

Oh shit I'm a member now. Nice one

Great.

One of the most alright members

 

[kharma45]

BMI is a flawed system

Hugely. Most rugby players are obese on that chart.

 

[bud]

a woman is too skinny when each of her butt cheeks are smaller than my head

 

[Wilbur]

lol

When one reporter suggested Mourinho had only beaten the former Barcelona manager three times in 15 meetings, he responded by recalling a string of victories he had enjoyed with Inter Milan and Real Madrid.

"Your statistics are very wrong," he said. "Go and see what happened when I was with Inter in the Champions League semi-final, the King's Cup final with Real in Spain, the Super Cup in Spain.

"Maybe you are right and I am wrong but I don't care. This is not about us, it's about Chelsea and Bayern."

Another reporter said that while Barcelona under Guardiola were portrayed as beautiful, his former Real team were generally viewed in less flattering terms.

"If you want to ask questions about Chelsea I am here until four o'clock," said a clearly irritated Mourinho as he tapped the club crest of the Europa League winners on his white training top.

"If you want to ask questions about Real or Barcelona then I'm not here."

 

[Randdalf]

The Intertoto Cup was a pretty cool idea actually. If it was regionalised without too much travelling and say the quarter finalists onwards got into Europa League qualifiers then it could've been a cool little pre-season competition for smaller teams who never get a chance at European football.

I think there was another short lived European competition between lower league English and Italian clubs, Portsmouth played in it, can't remember the name though.

 

[Tc91]

10 minutes until the GTA trailer.

 

[bud]

 

[FootballFan]

I think the draw starts 4.45pm BST, 5.45pm CET, 11.45am Eastern US if I am correct. About an hour to go.

hour and a half.

Don't forget the 30 minute nonsense.

"hello everybody....we are here to talk about champions league....what a great success the last tournament was...of course the german club Bayern Munchen were crowned champions....after memorable final....here let's see some of the highlights....*highlights*....wow great goals...there is a hot girl next to me....anyways we look forward to this champions league....it will be amazing.....but first i will explain rules for the 3rd time in 10 minutes...2 teams from same country cant play same group(10 minutes of that shit).....the teams in the draw are....football club barcelona...4 time winners, in 92, 06, 09 and 11....with great players like ronaldo and ronaldinho in their history...now here is a very random old fart to pull out the heated balls and make shit jokes"

Mumei pls ban UEFA. pls.

 

[Batigol]

Great.

One of the most alright members

Thanks man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKyCVUJTTug

BATIGOOOOL

 

[nemesun]

Mathieu Fuckin' Flamini? What a train wreck of a transfer window this turning out to be..

 

[Sleeplessnights]

A girl is fit to me if I can see the end of her belly button and it doesn't look like a supermassive black hole.

 

[Hixx]

I think there was another short lived European competition between lower league English and Italian clubs, Portsmouth played in it, can't remember the name though.

Anglo-Italian cup

 

[Arjen]

My predictions.

Real
Milan
Ajax
Kobenhavn

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The 2022 WC in Qatar will most likely be played in Winter

Fucking ridiculous

 

[Randdalf]

Anglo-Italian cup

:lol

 

[Jack cw]

Haha beautiful

 

[TheLucifer]

@Lucifer, is your RSC name plain Lucifer? There are a few variations on there

Yeah, apparently you got the right one, I already made a request to join the crew.

 

[Arnie]

Bring me Sakho, Brendy.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Looks like Jose has his own cartoon in Portugal called Mourinho and the Special Ones. I hope this makes it to the UK.
Trailer: http://youtu.be/FthAcqi-rJA

 

[Wilbur]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

i actually cant breathe, this is as close to death as i've ever been

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Dibbz]

lol

Mourinho flustered at the mere mention of Pep's Barca? lol. Friday should be good hope it's on Sky.

 

[FootballFan]

This cracked me up. You're on a roll bud. Moving up the ranks. Only behind Andres and Sviatoslav now in my list.

Ribery one and the bottom Muller one killed me.

 

[Jack cw]

Looks like Jose has his own cartoon in Portugal called Mourinho and the Special Ones. I hope this makes it to the UK.
Trailer: http://youtu.be/FthAcqi-rJA

Lol.... this looks like an add on to Sims 3

 

[nemesun]

The 2022 WC in Qatar will most likely be played in Winter

Fucking ridiculous

Absolute rubbish. They fucking bribed their way to host it in the first place, and now FIFA throwing the whole football calendar under the bus just because the bribe was too big to turn down.

 

[Arjen]

The 2022 WC in Qatar will most likely be played in Winter

Fucking ridiculous

What in the fuck? How will that even work with all the leagues that are still playing?

 

[nemesun]

What in the fuck? How will that even work with all the leagues that are still playing?

Summer league from the look of it.

 

[K1LLER7]

What times the draw?

Give me Dortmund!!

-------

FERGIE I'm on.

 

[qindarka]

Am I overly optimistic in thinking that Qatar might not get the World Cup in the end? A lot can change in 9 years.