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Football Thread 2013/14 |OT5| Levy to Woodward "You're nobody. Pass me the ball"

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Milchmonster

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omgkitty said:
So you guys want KPB? Why? If you wanted him, why not go for Eriksen? I always thought you guys would sign him and he seems a like for like replacement.
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No, we didn't want Boateng and we didn't want Eriksen. We were only in for de Bruyne and Mkhitaryan as CAM.

Klopp is making fun of Boateng and Schlacke because Boateng played for us in the past, still has (had?) contact with Schmelzer, Sahin, Klopp, Kuba and some others and just recently said BVB is his favourite club. And obviously because he's going to Schlacke. Klopp always makes fun of Schlacke when it's possible.
 
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Sleeplessnights

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Isn't it kind of weird that everyone that has a meltdown on me gets banned?

Be afraid

Wilbur said:
Pulga's been flopping hard recently. The Rooney business. The Fake Sahin. Now defending Ronaldo's jealousy when someone costs more than him.

He must have stopped taking meth.
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It's quite unfortunate since I genuinely wanted to know how he felt about the Madrid v Juve match but he thought I was trolling him.
 
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Wilbur

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pulga said:
Rooney's one of your best players you smarmy little fucktard, as he proved on the pitch versus Chelsea. The imbeciles runnning your club would be downright retarded to sell him, and to fucking CHELSEA out of all teams. You're all utterly deluded for wanting him gone. Your club has gone to shit enough as it is, now you wanna sell one of your best? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Fuck off with the Sahin thing, the dudes are undeniably identical. Fooled three people at my place. You guys discussed it earlier? Oh Im sorry, excuse me for having a life and not spending 24/7 on this dredge of a forum, furiously typing my way to the top of the wall of shame.

I'm not defending shit, I'm justifying how someone in Ronaldo's state of mind might react to being upstaged by some baboon from fucking Wales, of all places, with nothing to show but one good season in the most overrated league in the world.

The chicken fumes are getting to your head. But I'd be pretty cocky too if I had a whole hivemind fawning over my every single word.
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lol
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Conte "People say that the gap between us and the rest has increased, but we have been weakened with the departures of Matri and Giaccherini.

“We have strengthened Milan, but what can we do?”
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Most of the time I can't tell when he's sarcastic. He mastered the art of deadpan delivery.

rvy said:
Is that the Tom Cruise movie?
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Now that you mention it, they're pretty similar..
Showaddy said:
Yeah I saw it in IMAX last night, CGI was stunning.

That moment when
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YUP!
 
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Sleeplessnights

Banned
pulga said:
LOOOOOOOOOOL you had delusional idiots in here saying he wasn't even one of your top three best.

Guess the hivemind isn't getting the updated newsletter.
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I said his performance last year wouldn't put him in the top 3 players for us (last year) but with his true potential he'd definitely be in the top 3.
 
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bjaelke

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LabouredSubterfuge said:
Tbf it's good to see the GAF mods are pro-Moyes.
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dc89

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Damn. Pulga fought the good fight but in the end the Hive Mind got to him.

You'll never get to me though. That's the difference, you can :looooooool me all you want, you can call me a mug but I'll never meltdown.
 
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Wilbur

Banned
Yurt said:
What the fuck guys?

WHAT THE FUCK
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Its his fault for commenting extensively on a situation with Rooney he had no idea about, slavishly licking the shaft of Ronaldo even though he's coming home, being racist and mixing up German Turks with Spaniards, and calling a white man a baboon.
 
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Fergie

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pulga said:
Rooney's one of your best players you smarmy little fucktard, as he proved on the pitch versus Chelsea. The imbeciles runnning your club would be downright retarded to sell him, and to fucking CHELSEA out of all teams. You're all utterly deluded for wanting him gone. Your club has gone to shit enough as it is, now you wanna sell one of your best? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Fuck off with the Sahin thing, the dudes are undeniably identical. Fooled three people at my place. You guys discussed it earlier? Oh Im sorry, excuse me for having a life and not spending 24/7 on this dredge of a forum, furiously typing my way to the top of the wall of shame.

I'm not defending shit, I'm justifying how someone in Ronaldo's state of mind might react to being upstaged by some baboon from fucking Wales, of all places, with nothing to show but one good season in the most overrated league in the world.

The chicken fumes are getting to your head. But I'd be pretty cocky too if I had a whole hivemind fawning over my every single word.
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kharma45

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dc89 said:
Damn. Pulga fought the good fight but in the end the Hive Mind got to him.

You'll never get to me though. That's the difference, you can :looooooool me all you want, you can call me a mug but I'll never meltdown.
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What about when we sign DDR?
 
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Sleeplessnights

Banned
kharma45 said:
If he had worked hard like Ronaldo did, stayed focused there is no reason he couldn't have been the best we have.
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For sure, I still think he's a really good player and I'd love to see him lose some weight and start playing as well as he used to in the past. It feels like that might not happen unless he gets to play striker but I'm not sure if anyone at United will give him that.

Willkiller said:
The inevitable dc meltdown will be the best, and I love that guy.
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Guy has been through alot: Wii U, DDR, Tixi and the Cardiff match.

I don't want to see him banned though

Unitedbros <3 dc
 
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Zabojnik

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Banned? WTF?

Yurt said:
Most of the time I can't tell when he's sarcastic. He mastered the art of deadpan delivery.
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Putting some pressure on Marry for that last signing, maybe?

Yurt, how would you translate "giocare a viso apero" in english?
 
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bjaelke

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#cfc: Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, David Luiz, Cole; Ramires, Lampard; Schurrle, Oscar, Hazard; Torres.

Torres to score in yet another final.
 
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Wilbur

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To actually answer the dearly departed:

Rooney's one of your best players you smarmy little fucktard, as he proved on the pitch versus Chelsea. The imbeciles runnning your club would be downright retarded to sell him, and to fucking CHELSEA out of all teams. You're all utterly deluded for wanting him gone. Your club has gone to shit enough as it is, now you wanna sell one of your best?
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Again, you're missing the point baby.

Fuck off with the Sahin thing, the dudes are undeniably identical. Fooled three people at my place. You guys discussed it earlier? Oh Im sorry, excuse me for having a life and not spending 24/7 on this dredge of a forum, furiously typing my way to the top of the wall of shame.
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dat dredge. Evilore does have budo.

I'm not defending shit, I'm justifying how someone in Ronaldo's state of mind might react to being upstaged by some baboon from fucking Wales, of all places, with nothing to show but one good season in the most overrated league in the world.
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Two good seasons. La Liga. State of mind :lol

The chicken fumes are getting to your head. But I'd be pretty cocky too if I had a whole hivemind fawning over my every single word.
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Haven't been to work for four days #clingingfumes
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Pulga's one of your best posters you smarmy little fucktards, as he proved in the thread versus FootballFan. The imbeciles runnning your forum would be downright retarded to ban him, and for fucking JOKING out of all reasons. You're all utterly deluded for wanting him gone. Your thread has gone to shit enough as it is, now you wanna ban one of your best? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOL
 
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rvy

Banned
Pulga come back, any kind of foooooooooool could seeeee

There was something in everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiing about yooooooooooooooooooou


Pulga come back, you can blaaaaaame it aaaaaaaaaall on meeeeeeeeeee



I was wroooooooong, and I just can't liiiiiiiive without yooooooooooooooooou
 
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dc89

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Willkiller said:
The inevitable dc meltdown will be the best, and I love that guy.
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LabouredSubterfuge said:
Yes you will. They all do eventually.
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Tc91 said:
A mini meltdown is coming when DDR signs for us. I can't wait.
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kharma45 said:
What about when we sign DDR?
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SubtleClouds said:
I'm afraid dc's meltdown will be in one of his Wii U threads on the other side.
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Sleeplessnights said:
Guy has been through alot: Wii U, DDR, Tixi and the Cardiff match.

I don't want to see him banned though

Unitedbros <3 dc
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I will not meltdown guys. I swear on Pulga's honour. He was a proud Madridista, a loyal Juventarian.
 
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Fergie

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Yurt said:
Pulga's one of your best posters you smarmy little fucktards, as he proved in the thread versus FootballFan. The imbeciles runnning your forum would be downright retarded to ban him, and for fucking JOKING out of all reasons. You're all utterly deluded for wanting him gone. Your thread has gone to shit enough as it is, now you wanna ban one of your best? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOL
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