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[Wilbur]

Look, all you cunts support teams full of cunts, singling out one cunt and differentiating from another cunt is just a cunty thing to do, when you cunts could be spending your time doing less cunty things like for instance, Faridmon, watching your team full of cunts try to beat a team full of bigger cunts while you Liverpool cunts could talk about how your pack of cunts will beat our cavalcade of cunts in a cunt off tomorrow

 

[Hixx]

SUPER SUNDAY to save the day tomorrow.

Less than 2 hours till his return bro

It's HAPPENING

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Is Wilbur banned yet?

 

[Garjon]

Another non penalty for Everton there. Looked like an obvious handball after Jelavic's header.

Yep, ref is terrible. Three big fuckups so far from him, though to be fair, his linesman was the one responsible for the Barkley foul (the yellow was for dissent btw)

 

[3Sixty]

Pretty even game other than us having an absolute stonewall pen turned down and hitting the post.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Do one.

Fed up of the Martinez sympathy goober express. Booking mightn't have been justified but it's certainly not an issue of poor wee Robby getting hard done by.

Him and AVB are a pair of turkeys.

I have no sympathy for him. I think he's a case in point where if you don't have big personality in the game refs are more likely to fuck you. I don't believe Barkley would've got that yellow had Fergie been managing this Everton side, for example.

 

[ShogunX]

Worry about your cunt before worrying to other people's cunt.

We've worried enough about Suarez over the past few weeks. With that saga all but over we can now concentrate on the important part of football, hoping for somebody to give Fellaini a taste of his own medicine.

 

[Zabojnik]

The epl is so boring now, im actually looking forward to a serie game for some goals.

We smashed them 4-0 not two weeks ago in the Supercup, so I expect Petkovic to catenaccio the shit out of this match. Hopefully I'm wrong.

 

[Garjon]

Do one.

Fed up of the Martinez sympathy goober express. Booking mightn't have been justified but it's certainly not an issue of poor wee Robby getting hard done by.

Him and AVB are a pair of turkeys.

The booking WAS deserved though, it was for dissent, though you could argue it shouldn't have happened in the first place.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

When are you people up for some TLoU? I'll be free in an hour.

I'm free all day bruv

Can use the headset as well, anyone wanna join us?

I'm thinking Manc Muscle vs Cunty Commisioners

 

[Arnie]

I have no sympathy for him. I think he's a case in point where if you don't have big personality in the game refs are more likely to fuck you. I don't believe Barkley would've got that yellow had Fergie been managing this Everton side, for example.

If Moyes' personality were to be measured on a Dulux colour wheel it'd be marble dust.

 

[Yurt]

We smashed them 4-0 not two weeks ago in the Supercup, so I expect Petkovic to catenaccio the shit out of this match. Hopefully I'm wrong.

They're away from home, so yeah. -_-

 

[Labadal]

Look, all you cunts support teams full of cunts, singling out one cunt and differentiating from another cunt is just a cunty thing to do, when you cunts could be spending your time doing less cunty things like for instance, Faridmon, watching your team full of cunts try to beat a team full of bigger cunts while you Liverpool cunts could talk about how your pack of cunts will beat our cavalcade of cunts in a cunt off tomorrow

Cuntilet

Cuntson
Cuntel
Cunter
Cuntrique

Cuntrard
Cuntas

Cuntinho
Cunterson
Cuntas

Cuntidge

 

[ShogunX]

Match of the day is going to be extremely shit tonight.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

If Moyes' personality were to be measured on a Dulux colour wheel it'd be marble dust.

I... ok?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Cuntilet

Cuntson
Cuntel
Cunter
Cuntrique

Cuntrard
Cuntas

Cuntinho
Cunterson
Cuntas

Cuntidge

Eugh, pls not Cuntel. Need Cunte to be fit

 

[Fergie]

Less than 2 hours till his return bro

It's HAPPENING

I take it back. Di Canio to save the day.

Is Wilbur banned yet?

Wish he did, Glazers and Woodward need to get punished.

Match of the day is going to be extremely shit tonight.

Unless that HT team talk works.

Someone should just throw out some FM HT speeches.

 

[Nomad Blue]

So it looks like we (Cardiff) are just going to defend for the next 35.5 games, and try and get a goal on a breakaway or from a setpiece.

Desperately need full backs that are a bit more comfortable on the ball, and a winger.

 

[Yurt]

Eugh, pls not Cuntel. Need Cunte to be fit

You can't have Cunte today, he's busy with our team.

 

[Wilbur]

Cunts

De Cunta

Cuntes
Cuntinand
Cuntic
Cuntra

Cuntencia
Cuntrick
Cunterley
Cuntbeck

Cuntney
van Cuntsie

 

[Labadal]

Eugh, pls not Cuntel. Need Cunte to be fit

#PrayForCunte

 

[Carbonox]

Cisse better be taken off for Remy. Can't even describe how terrible a footballer Cisse is. At least try and just go back to your yolo shooting like in the first 6 months in the Premier League. Might do better then.

 

[Wilbur]

So it looks like we (Cardiff) are just going to defend for the next 35.5 games, and try and get a goal on a breakaway or from a setpiece.

Desperately need full backs that are a bit more comfortable on the ball, and a winger.

Was thinking you need some better full backs, its like four centre backs playing there at the moment.

 

[Dibbz]

Match of the day is going to be extremely shit tonight.

It always is. Having to listen to expert analysis from Alan fucking Shearer is torture.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You can't have Cunte today, he's busy with our team.

Based on Cuntel's form last season, your Cunte is probably still a better option than him

 

[Fergie]

Cisse better be taken off for Remy. Can't even describe how terrible a footballer Cisse is. At least try and just go back to your yolo shooting like in the first 6 months in the Premier League. Might do better then.

He should really do that. Felt like every one of his goals were goal of the month contender.

 

[dc89]

Demichelis to Manchester City is done. Official announcement soon. #MCFC

https://twitter.com/RafaelH117/status/373821798082953216

 

[SHarris78]

The way todays matches are going, the only reason to watch MOTD will be if Holloway and Dicanio start wrestling on the touchline in the evening game (i'd take Holloway via GTS).

 

[Wilbur]

Demichelis to Manchester City is done. Official announcement soon. #MCFC

https://twitter.com/RafaelH117/status/373821798082953216

And Atletico get Alderweireld as replacement, good stuff. Fair play to him turning down Norwich and waiting for someone better to come along.

 

[Labadal]

Demichelis to Manchester City is done. Official announcement soon. #MCFC

https://twitter.com/RafaelH117/status/373821798082953216

Not sure that's who you need.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 3m

Injury news from Moyes: "We're close to full strength. Only Rafa is a doubt. @luisnani has done more training and is getting closer." #mufc

Not bad.

 

[TeegsD]

LF, I was basing the favorites thing off that article Lambda posted. I didn't know they were incredibly delusional.

Its a shame Llori moved on and its an even bigger shame he'd rather play for England. Guess we'll just have to smash them in a penalty shoot out again to show him he made a bad choice

 

[confuziz]

Dat zlatan. FK on the post.

 

[Fergie]

The way todays matches are going, the only reason to watch MOTD will be if Holloway and Dicanio start wrestling on the touchline in the evening game (i'd take Holloway via GTS).

 

[Meier]

Woof, Kim is impressive. Should have had another assist.

 

[dc89]

And Atletico get Alderweireld as replacement, good stuff. Fair play to him turning down Norwich and waiting for someone better to come along.

Not sure that's who you need.

Who do we need?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I'm free all day bruv

Can use the headset as well, anyone wanna join us?

I'm thinking Manc Muscle vs Cunty Commisioners

Fantastic!

Have you tried the new mode yet? It's actually quite bit of fun.

I'll let you know when I'm on the PS3 to play!

 

[Nomad Blue]

Was thinking you need some better full backs, its like four centre backs playing there at the moment.

We signed Brayford from Derby for 1.5m, but he hasn't had a chance yet. Malky probably wants Connolly there for his height I guess.

 

[Wilbur]

Not bad.

Full strength side.

But we could all guess the line up tomorrow, 99%. Jones at right back, Welbeck on the wing, Cleverley in the centre.

Give me Welbeck behind RVP, Kagawa starting left but the two have license to switch around, leave Rooney on the bench and when he comes on he takes his frustrations out on the cunts. Fabio and Anderson.

but no

come on david moyers egg

 

[The_Hitcher89]

LF, I was basing the favorites thing off that article Lambda posted. I didn't know they were incredibly delusional.

Its a shame Llori moved on and its an even bigger shame he'd rather play for England. Guess we'll just have to smash them in a penalty shoot out again to show him he made a bad choice

Is he actually particularly promising?

You lot don't seem too cut up about it

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Not bad.

Are Nani and Chicha fit to play?

 

[Fergie]

Who do we need?

Really good chance by Osvaldo.

 

[GorillaJu]

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord, help my fantasy team
These games are all shit
yet I'm watching them live
My captain, Edin Dzeko
taken off at forty-five.

Now I lay me down to sleep
My team once again, is a big trash heap
Gaf's league is being led
By some douche named Zack
Oh christ, dear god
Why the fuck did I buy Chamakh?

 

[Meier]

Not sure that's who you need.

Would have loved to get a younger player but he is comfortable in Manuel's system and he won't interfere with Nastasic playing which is key. Good backup to Lescott for the time being.

 

[TeegsD]

Is he actually particularly promising?

You lot don't seem too cut up about it

Not as cut up due to our current full backs doing good work. Had this been last season, I'd be in tears

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord, help my fantasy team
These games are all shit
yet I'm watching them live
My captain, Edin Dzeko
taken off at forty-five.

Now I lay me down to sleep
My team once again, is a big trash heap
Gaf's league is being led
By some douche named Zack
Oh christ, dear god
Why the fuck did I buy Chamakh?

I thought that was to the tune of Sir Psycho Sexy at first

@Teegs, good good. We'll loan you Coutinho for the Benfica and Porto matches

 

[Sleeplessnights]

A full strength Man Utd side makes me really excited. Even without new signings we've got some great players who can change the match drastically.

 

[Hixx]

Fulham will get one of these balls over the top right eventually.

Pretty naff game otherwise.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Match of the day is going to be extremely shit tonight.

So will be my FPL score

 

[faridmon]

Look, all you cunts support teams full of cunts, singling out one cunt and differentiating from another cunt is just a cunty thing to do, when you cunts could be spending your time doing less cunty things like for instance, Faridmon, watching your team full of cunts try to beat a team full of bigger cunts while you Liverpool cunts could talk about how your pack of cunts will beat our cavalcade of cunts in a cunt off tomorrow

Yet, lesser meltdowns have resulted in a ban.