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[British Monsoon]

Carroll isn't great, but he adds a lot of intensity to West Ham's front line, which spreads to the rest of the players

He causes a lot of bother to defences and holds up the ball well, which lets Nolan come into the game a whole lot more. We're never going to be playing the way Sam wants until we've got Carroll up front and Downing & Jarvis on the wings, all fully fit and, with no real plan B, we're pretty stuffed without him.

West Ham could at least try and make it look like they're not playing for 0-0

Why? For your entertainment? Fuck that, we need the point.

 

[TeegsD]

Sporting´s starting eleven against Olhanense :

Rui Patrício; Cedric, Maurício, Eric Dier, Jefferson; André Martins, William Carvalho, Adrien; Wilson Eduardo, Freddy Montero and Diego Capel.

It feels so good to be doing well so far. First start of the season for Dier, hope he has a great match.

Let's do this!

 

[Fergie]

I can't to any other than the press A to fist pump Ibra style

I just do any random celebration. Cantona one is awesome after a screamer.


Southampton just doing random crosses.

 

[Batigol]

Every game Sky have shown so far has been shit :|

 

[KidA Seven]

I love Brad but Wilbs and FW cum over all his movies.

So do I :_;

 

[3Sixty]

We're going down.

 

[LFMartins86]

Out of the 11 starting players, 7 came out of the Academy. That makes me proud

 

[Fergie]

We're going down.

Osvaldo is just bidding his time.

 

[British Monsoon]

Well, that was dire, but we'll be more pleased with the point than Southampton, I think, even though the poor officiating played such a big part. Awful displays for much of the second half, Jarvis was especially very poor, I thought.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Drowning in FPL points this weekend. Thank u based Lovren.

Coutinho pls do something useful tomorrow u little shit.

 

[LFMartins86]

For those who don't know, the current Olhanense manager is Abel Xavier, former Everton and Liverpool player.

 

[Tc91]

They modeled Shinji in fifa this year. Why are they modeling bench players when first team united stars have generic faces?

:loooooool

Fifa pls.

 

[Fergie]

I don't play FIFA, but does it have this celebration?

http://youtu.be/dZuca6GJOFU

I'm not sure if you can combine. But it does have some of Robben's celebration in that gif.

Also I was mistaken it does have the first bit.

 

[Jack cw]

FIFA should have this celebration from yesterday. Guy love between two guys.

 

[Batigol]

Hopefully Liverpool/Swansea is better than this pile of shite

 

[Yurt]

We're going down.

It's fucking September!

So do I :_;

He made two of my all time favourite movies, so trust me, I'm #TeamBrad.

 

[Splatt]

http://youtu.be/dZuca6GJOFU

I'm not sure if you can combine. But it does have some of Robben's celebration in that gif.

Also I was mistaken it does have the first bit.

Cool.

Seems it's a combination of "Signature Running Move" and "Ear Twist" actions.

 

[bjaelke]

 

[TeegsD]

So close from Montero! wow

 

[Randdalf]

We're going down.

Thus the power balance in the south coast begins to shift once more

 

[LFMartins86]

Holy shit. Montero almost scored from a bicycle kick.

 

[justjohn]

This Southampton manager is another one who has no business managing a premier league club ahead of an English manager or at least a proven foreign manager. His record has been pretty dire so far.

 

[LFMartins86]

I had forgotten that our former GK, Ricardo (yes, the "no gloves on the penalty shootout against England" guy) is at Olhanense.

 

[Randdalf]

This Southampton manager is another one who has no business managing a premier league club ahead of an English manager or at least a proven foreign manager. His record has been pretty dire so far.

The problem is that most English managers are pretty dire and only play it the "English way" i.e. 4-4-2 hoofball. This is a problem in the lower leagues too; how James Beattie managed to get a job as manager of Accrington I'll never know.

 

[TeegsD]

I wonder what Jardim said to that player

 

[Milchmonster]

Braunschweig got their first Bundesliga point this season. What the hell Nürnberg

 

[Fry]

ANY NEWS ON DJANGO

 

[LFMartins86]

Montero is the new karate kid. That would have been a great goal.

 

[bjaelke]

ANY NEWS ON DJANGO

Should be ready. Trained with the team today.

 

[Fry]

Should be ready. Trained with the team today.

thank god. how many games until Suarez is allowed to play?

 

[TeegsD]

Should be ready. Trained with the team today.

Good, good

 

[Yen]

thank god. how many games until Suarez is allowed to play?

COC Sept 25th vs Utd

 

[Broder Salsa]

This Southampton manager is another one who has no business managing a premier league club ahead of an English manager or at least a proven foreign manager. His record has been pretty dire so far.

They took our jobs.

 

[Hixx]

We're going down.

You have the problem we had last season not enough creativity to break down teams who come to play for a point

We have the problem you had last season in that we can't defend for shit

 

[Fry]

COC Sept 25th vs Utd

Things are looking up again.

 

[Yurt]

Llorente's brother (and agent): "I do not want to say anything & most importantly, there is nothing to say. Fernando wants to stay at Juventus, period!"

 

[NeoGeoOwner]

I fucking hate Kevin Nolan

Reported.

Yours,

Wlbur

 

[Wilbur]

It's brilliant.

Always trust the Rhodes bros when it comes to movies.

Expect when:
-It's called The Conjuring
-It stars Morgan Freeman (it's shit) or Brad Pitt (omg classic)

Yurt please

Brad Pitt is a superb actor who is consistently overlooked as such because he is in love and having what I can only imagine to be quite fantastic anal sex with angelina Jolie

Morgan freeman cannot act. He plays himself. In everything. Ever. If you filmed me being a cunt and superimposed me into every single film that ever existed, I would have the same body of work as Morgan freeman

Wanted lawllllll he said motherfucker in his great voice

Congrats. He'd make a nice audiobook of Jamie Carragher's autobiography

He is a heathen

 

[faridmon]

Sporting´s starting eleven against Olhanense :

Rui Patrício; Cedric, Maurício, Eric Dier, Jefferson; André Martins, William Carvalho, Adrien; Wilson Eduardo, Freddy Montero and Diego Capel.

It feels so good to be doing well so far. First start of the season for Dier, hope he has a great match.

Yay. Love Sporting. Hope you guys win!

 

[Wilbur]

I love Brad but Wilbs and FW cum over all his movies.

WAIT

I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN WORLD WAR Z AND YOU PM'D ME SAYING IT WAS LIKELY THE BEST ACTION MOVIE SINCE SLICED BREAD REMEMBER

o and i didnt really like oceans thirteen

 

[Arnie]

NEWS KLAXON:

Martin Kelly has had his haircut.

World War Z is a great film. You should all pre-order it for when it releases on DVD and Blu-Ray at the end of October.

 

[Yurt]

Yurt please

Brad Pitt is a superb actor who is consistently overlooked as such because he is in love and having what I can only imagine to be quite fantastic anal sex with angelina Jolie

Morgan freeman cannot act. He plays himself. In everything. Ever. If you filmed me being a cunt and superimposed me into every single film that ever existed, I would have the same body of work as Morgan freeman

Wanted lawllllll he said motherfucker in his great voice

Congrats. He'd make a nice audiobook of Jamie Carragher's autobiography

He is a heathen

 

[LFMartins86]

I'm absolutely in love with Montero, he's so good.

 

[Wilbur]

How's PR treating you Arnold

You're very good at it

Reported.

Yours,

Wlbur

Franck please you can only pretend to be me if u hook me up with dat punan u love

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

NEWS KLAXON:

Martin Kelly has had his haircut.

World War Z is a great film. You should all pre-order it for when it releases on DVD and Blu-Ray at the end of October.

I watched the first hour and it was wank so the second half must be stonking.

And by wank I mean they took a really enjoyable book, tossed it in the bin and said 'hey why not just make 28 Days Later but more blockbuster-y and have Brad Pitt as the hero lead?'.

 

[TeegsD]

MONTERO!!!!!!

 

[LFMartins86]

Montero!!!!!!! 6 goals in 4 games!!! Beast!!!

 

[Wilbur]

Brad Pitt's so good. Like, go look at his filmography. There's so many good things in there. Even shitty films like Benjamin button he's quite good in. All hail William Bradley Pitt

The new Fassbender

 

[Fry]

 

[Yurt]

I watched the first hour and it was wank so the second half must be stonking.

And by wank I mean they took a really enjoyable book, tossed it in the bin and said 'hey why not just make 28 Days Later but more blockbuster-y and have Brad Pitt as the hero lead?'.

This is what happens when you read books. Disappointments.

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Do you have a fetish for massive foreheads?