The_Hitcher89
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Football Thread 2013/14 |OT6| Relentless gobbrish
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Freewheelin'
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Here's one I took on Tuesday in a blimp:
brokenbeans
Banned
Man that whole killing kids obsession you have really annoys sons people I see.
Whatever floats ya boat lol!
FootballFan
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Nah but I did help a cousin take out a disc stuck inside, used a hairdryer for like 15 minutes. Ps3 almost smelt like it was burning, but surprisingly it turned on for like 20 minutes before YLoD again.
Over here though NZ law gets us 5 years 'warranty' cover on any electronics("goods or services"). Still feel bad when I see people buy extra warranty for $150+.
I have replaced broken PS3 3 times for no charge, they charge $150 to those that don't know about it.
Haha, they are too easy to fuck with over there. I should probably stop
I want some football so you cunts can stop banging on about GTA; not all of us can just sit around shooting shit. I wish I could, though. I really need to bring my consoles down to London.
Got absolutely fucking Ronnie Moran'd last night. Free champagne and g&ts at this work do. Had about 10 of the latter. Dropped at least two. Just willy nilly. Work put us all in taxis home at like 4, I was in work for 9. We were all just drunk at our desks. Couldn't leave until 5ish and then I just napped until 8. Woke up before an had a KFC but I'm still sobering up so I feel sick.
pls be tomorrow so i can feel fresh and drown myself in football and forget about work and a woman at the other end of the country who's pulling my heart apart at the seams
Got absolutely fucking Ronnie Moran'd last night. Free champagne and g&ts at this work do. Had about 10 of the latter. Dropped at least two. Just willy nilly. Work put us all in taxis home at like 4, I was in work for 9. We were all just drunk at our desks. Couldn't leave until 5ish and then I just napped until 8. Woke up before an had a KFC but I'm still sobering up so I feel sick.
pls be tomorrow so i can feel fresh and drown myself in football and forget about work and a woman at the other end of the country who's pulling my heart apart at the seams
I can't either :/Zombie PS3 fucking sucks. Buy a new one if you can.
I know I can't.
Like, I can afford it (pretty much), but it would be pure madness with the PS4 around the corner and buying it for only one game(!)
Aye, I heard about the hairdryer trick. Feels like if I try any homemade remedies it won't be a long-term solution.
This could have all been solved by backwards compatibility, Sony!
Freewheelin'
Member
What did they say?
Freewheelin'
Member
How pissed were you at this moment?Also fucking loved this guy's hat and moustache combo so I had to get a photo. Top marks for naughtiness.
He can come to us
LanceVance
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Also fucking loved this guy's hat and moustache combo so I had to get a photo. Top marks for naughtiness.
Who's that hot bitch in the background
That Mata is being frozen out by Mourinho and will be surplus to requirements unless he can change his game to suit the team.
On a scale of one to Michael Barrymore I was probably a seven.
But essentially I had a drink in my hand from 7pm to 3am. And they were all free. Today was horrendous, and it still is. There was a buffet though so I managed a few deep fried prawns between glasses.
Mate, she's like 40.
Not her, but there are a few hotties at work, like. I feel like me and the petulant Essex one turned a corner last night. Some spicy #banter. She'll probably be back to abusing my accent on Monday.
pulga
Banned
I've never bought a hooker but I'm really tempted.
Innit. Like if I knew the proper avenues and I was with a notorious pussyhound like Pulga I'd have got one by now.
As it is I'm scared of talking to real women, or if I'm so drunk that I'm not scared I just come across as a big chubby camp boy. Life is not swell.
If buying sex was as easy as buying a pizza I'd be fucking broke. So it's a double edged sword. If I could pay £40 extra to upgrade from my nightly wank I probably would, and just not use the tube for a couple weeks.
I'm good at speaking to women, but not sealing the deal.
I hate those fuckers who just get what they want whenever they want. Those cookie cutter Matri types.
The Atticus
Member
Denim suits you, Arnie. You are truly a chosen one
I'm good at speaking to them as in, pass them a fucking straw from the bar or apologise when you accidentally bang them dancing
I just want one to come up to me and say that my trousers make me look absolutely irresistible and if I'm up to it she wants to sit on my cock until it makes yoghurt
Show them your Gaf Avatar =P
Baconsaurus Rex
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"How you like your eggs?"
He looked ok in pre-season, scored a good goal against Spurs. But was apparently poor against MK Dons in the cup.
I would like to see him and Mavrias on the wings against Peterborough next week tho. Give AJ and Giak a rest as it is you lot at home on the Saturday after iirc. Either you lot or Man United.
Is Mavrias that Spaniard that scored?
First Spanish player to play for Sunderland or something. That really surprised me.
Making heads or tails of you summer signings is more confusing than the FTSE.
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
Really digging the bass
pulga
Banned
We should pay one of our resident Hollandcunts a visit. Legal whores and drugs, sounds mighty enchanting.
Clicked it. Saw Adebayor, RVP had thoughts to turn it off but I could not deny myself Wengerball. No one should ever deny themselves of it's grace. Embrace it.
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
I've never done those things myself. You two can be my bad influence if you will.
Milchmonster
Member
I think I found a proper bug in GTA, I can't call the blimp anymore and even Rockstar doesn't know why.
I can't be the only knobhead that crashed the blimp into the other blimp... right?
I can't be the only knobhead that crashed the blimp into the other blimp... right?
I think I am. Fuck me lol
Mavrias is Greek.
I think the last Spaniard we had was Arnau Riera. Highly rated youngster, captain of Barcelona's B team. Came over, got sent off 3 mins into his second match against Bury and never seen again.
Milchmonster
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I can't even say anything about the blimp lol
Just started the thing, saw the other one flying around and couldn't resist crashing them both.
Edit: I'm pretty sure I just fucked up my save and it would be fine if I started a new one but I didn't bother to try that yet.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Will give New Girl a shot and I'm going to finish Futurama tomorrow
LanceVance
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City Watch ‏@City_Watch 7m
Interesting snippet from @ianherbs' article. The ex-Barca chiefs and their vision for a Mancunian youth revolution.
History will repeat itself. #Destiny
You don't win anything with kids
Talk to them the way you'd talk to bud when you're seducing him. 100% success guaranteed.
Honestly laughing my fucking tits off at City's ideas for a 'Mancunian youth revolution'.
On a separate not it's hard not to really, really, really like Ross Barkley. He makes Tom Cleverley seem like the villain in an Anthony Horowitz novel.
Fair fucks to Ste and the Slug from that article, too. And fair fucks to Barkley.
Just fair fucks all round.
Fair fucks to Soriano for making me giggle.
On a separate not it's hard not to really, really, really like Ross Barkley. He makes Tom Cleverley seem like the villain in an Anthony Horowitz novel.
Fair fucks to Ste and the Slug from that article, too. And fair fucks to Barkley.
Just fair fucks all round.
Fair fucks to Soriano for making me giggle.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Just got done pre loading, so excited, GOTY. Going to play it at least 10x more than GTAV too.
My nigga
The_Hitcher89
Member
Dat BB S5E4
Lydia is going to kill Mike, and Jesse is going to die in front on Walter. I can feel it
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