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[Yurt]

Balotelli's ex-girlfriend Raffaela Fico is promising a striptease if Napoli win the Scudetto.

Conte on signing players "We do it all together [Agnelli, Marotta, Paratici, Conte etc], we are united, we embrace it all in one single shot."

I want to believe.jpg

 

[Batigol]

All Gabby that was

 

[Wes]

KOZAKTEKKERS

 

[The_Hitcher89]

lol

Jammy cunt, dreadful first attempt

 

[Lambda Pie]

SUPER VILLA!!!!!! Wes!!!

 

[Ushojax]

lol Norwich number 6

Ball watching like that is criminal.

 

[GorillaJu]

Wow.

Norwich... do you think they are just not going to attack when they have the ball? Holy christ that was lazy as hell.

 

[Hixx]

Lucky boy because that first attempt was appalling.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Very poor on the first shot. Good placement for the goal.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

If he'd missed that, it would have been a penalty and a red

 

[Hixx]

Holy shit his first shot was going well wide

 

[Blablurn]

Heading out to see Farnborough play away and then rush home to see Chelsea. Going to be a tight race to see if I can get home in time.



I'm pretty sure. That is usually how it works!

damn

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Wow.

Norwich... do you think they are just not going to attack when they have the ball? Holy christ that was lazy as hell.

Reminds me of Reading's defense last year

 

[Anderson]

Wow this witty 'banter' between the commentators is just painful

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Wow this witty 'banter' between the commentators is just painful

Who??? I am listening to Peter Drury

 

[The_Hitcher89]

FUCK ME!

UNBELIEVABLE!

MARK HALSEY DISAGREED WITH THE REFEREE'S DECISION

 

[Yurt]

Lovely stuff from Villa

 

[Batigol]

How does Gabby not play for England? He's better than Young in every way

 

[Wes]

How does Gabby not play for England? He's better than Young in every way

Because he doesn't play for one of the Top 6 and he's not an under 21 getting media praise.

 

[Salazar]

He's better than Young in every way

You don't even need to say it bro

 

[Lambda Pie]

Ben Tekken getting a gash near his anus was the best thing to happen to Villa.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ben Tekken getting a gash near his anus was the best thing to happen to Villa.

Benteke had a sex change?



Wait, people don;t like Fly (BB episode)?

 

[Lambda Pie]

"gash" is "vagina" in the UK, Souza? had no idea. fuckin slang.

 

[Arnie]

This game's great.

It's handily outdoing my chicken and sweetcorn soup.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This game's great.

It's handily outdoing my chicken and sweetcorn soup.

Why would you have chicken & sweetcorn soup, when the chicken soup is right next to it?

 

[Arnie]

Why would you have chicken & sweetcorn soup, when the chicken soup is right next to it?

Five a day, lad.

Owen can fuck off with his jokes. Putting me off my cinammon bun.

 

[Messi]

"gash" is "vagina" in the UK, Souza? had no idea. fuckin slang.

Fuckin gash innit?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Five a day, lad.

Owen can fuck off with his jokes. Putting me off my cinammon bun.

If you want your five a day, eat tomato soup

For a lump, Elmander is pretty shit at using his strength

 

[Frank the Great]

"gash" is "vagina" in the UK, Souza? had no idea. fuckin slang.

They have many words for vagina, I learned this from watching The Inbetweeners. Gash, clunge, fanny, etc.

Fucking wankers.

 

[Yurt]

Why would you have chicken & sweetcorn soup, when the chicken soup is right next to it?

That's my argument for anyone who enjoys anal.

 

[Chipotle]

I was wrong. That was fun.

 

[Lambda Pie]

lol, that promo for Mou vs AVB.

that little boy could've been me, i grew up a couple of blocks away from Mourinho

 

[Empty]

agbonlahor has been terrific

 

[Yurt]

Libor Kozak was last season's Europa League top scorer (8 goals), while scoring 0 in 19 Serie A matches.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

lol, that promo for Mou vs AVB.

that little boy could've been me, i grew up a couple of blocks away from Mourinho

Yeah how did that even happen? Seriously.

 

[bud23]

I'm sure GTA's good, but I really can't envisage it being better than The Last of Us. And I don't really think Infinite enters the race. Loved the story but as a game it was pretty underwhelming.

Arnie please.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Group vote time, voting ends at 6pm

Should the Moyes Boys in competetive events

a) Wear what you want
b) All wear the same
c) All wear the same style, but choose your own clothes

I'm thinking c)

Everyone in suits and hockey masks, driving souped up SUVs

 

[Messi]

lol, that promo for Mou vs AVB.

that little boy could've been me, i grew up a couple of blocks away from Mourinho

You are footygafs Mourinho though.

 

[Milchmonster]

Durm and Ducksch will start today. Very excited for that but I have no idea how Klopp will play with those players.

4-4-2
------------Weidenfeller-------------------
Durm-Subotic-Sokratis-Schmelzer
-----------------Bender---------------------
Kuba-------------------------Großkreutz
-----------------Reus------------------------
Aubameyang--------Ducksch--------

or

4-3-3
------------Weidenfeller-------------------
Durm-Subotic-Sokratis-Schmelzer
-----------------Bender---------------------
Kuba-------------------------Großkreutz
Aubameyang--------------Reus--------
-----------------Ducksch-------------------

or

the good old 4-2-3-1?

------------Weidenfeller-------------------
Durm-Subotic-Sokratis-Schmelzer
--------Bender--------Großkreutz-------
Kuba---------Reus--------Aubameyang
-----------------Ducksch--------------------

I really don't know lol

 

[Lambda Pie]

You are footygafs Mourinho though.

better than everyone else and hated by the Spanish? i can deal with that.

 

[Wilbur]

Group vote time, voting ends at 6pm

Should the Moyes Boys in competetive events

a) Wear what you want
b) All wear the same
c) All wear the same style, but choose your own clothes

I'm thinking c)

Everyone in suits and hockey masks, driving souped up SUVs

Nah fuck suits, we should all wear sexy tank tops and shorts

Trevor gets a delicious selection

 

[Arnie]

Durm and Ducksch will start today. Very excited for that but I have no idea how Klopp will play with those players.

------------Weidenfeller-------------------
Durm-Subotic-Sokratis-Schmelzer
-----------------Bender---------------------
Kuba-------------------------Großkreutz
-----------------Reus------------------------
Aubameyang--------Ducksch--------

or

------------Weidenfeller-------------------
Durm-Subotic-Sokratis-Schmelzer
-----------------Bender---------------------
Kuba-------------------------Großkreutz
Aubameyang--------------Reus--------
-----------------Ducksch------------------------

I really don't know lol

Where's Mkhitaryan?

 

[kharma45]

Ya'll should go see Rush. Great film.

 

[Milchmonster]

Where's Mkhitaryan?

Getting a rest along with Lewandowski and Sahin.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Nah fuck suits, we should all wear sexy tank tops and shorts

Trevor gets a delicious selection

Fuck shorts. Wifebeaters and boxer shorts, bare feet, hockey masks and souped up Minis

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Ya'll should go see Rush. Great film.

I am so excited about that, annoying I have to wait another month for the Korean release date.

 

[kharma45]

I am so excited about that, annoying I have to wait another month for the Korean release date.

It's a great film ever for people with no clue about F1. Made my gf go along with me and she ended up really enjoying it.

 

[Wilbur]

Fuck shorts. Wifebeaters and boxer shorts, bare feet, hockey masks and souped up Minis

The minis are surprisingly awesome, reverse spins into the other direction are smooth as fuck.

Bagsy getaway driver as well because I'm pretty fucking good. Give Sleepless a sniper rifle and make him stay well away from us all.

 

[Arnie]

Getting a rest along with Lewandowski and Sahin.

Dortmund are on my bet so I hope this doesn't bite me in the arse.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What a terrible header