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[TheLucifer]

So

Matri then?

and in Turin too

Spoiler

Lucifer, I feel nothin. y?

I feel resigned.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

iPad FIFA 14 blows impossibly hard

Just impossibly shit.

But the media tells me ios/android gaming is the futureㅠㅠ

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

anal

Is that a little bit or a bob?

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Smokescreen for Nani.

Fixed

 

[GorillaJu]

Suso is going to be such a boss when he comes back from loan.

 

[Yurt]

Anyone got any suggestions for birthday gifts for the girlfriend? We've been together 2 years if that helps... Already got her a few things and treated her to a show on Broadway when we were in New York. Just little bits and bobs!

love you guys

Nothing.

That shit ends after two years.

ooor

Spoiler

"Nothing, she already has WJD." /Zlatan

 

[Shake Appeal]

Antonio Conte has reportedly told his Juventus squad that he expects his substituted players to take a seat on the bench once they are replaced.

According to the Gazzetta dello Sport, the tactician reminded his squad of such rules following Andrea Pirlo’s actions at the weekend.

The Italian international opted to head directly to the changing rooms after being replaced by Claudio Marchisio in the 66th minute of the win against Verona.

“I will tell Andrea that when he leaves the field after being substituted, he must remain on the bench and wait for his teammates,” Conte said on Sunday.

“The good thing is that he has rested for 25 minutes and will be ready for Chievo Verona.”

Yurt, I just got scared that Conte won't be our coach one day. Hold me.

 

[velociraptor]

 

[Da DreadLord]

Found his perfect team.

 

[3Sixty]

Debate on worst tackles on BBC. Some Arsenal idiots trying to claim Taylor and Shawcross tackles are even close to being up there.

Twats.

 

[bjaelke]

Martin Krag @martinkrag
Brøndby will present former Stuttgart-, Chelsea- & HSV-defender Khalid Boulahrouz tomorrow (via @MichaelQureshi)

Martin Krag @martinkrag
Apparantly #HSV were interested in Boulahrouz too but the fact that his ex-wife is dating van der Vaart complicated things.

Oh god I hope that's true

 

[spidye]

Martin Krag @martinkrag
Brøndby will present former Stuttgart-, Chelsea- & HSV-defender Khalid Boulahrouz tomorrow (via @MichaelQureshi)

Martin Krag @martinkrag
Apparantly #HSV were interested in Boulahrouz too but the fact that his ex-wife is dating van der Vaart complicated things.

Oh god I hope that's true

:LOLOLOLOL

Hollywood SV is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[GorillaJu]

Martin Krag @martinkrag
Brøndby will present former Stuttgart-, Chelsea- & HSV-defender Khalid Boulahrouz tomorrow (via @MichaelQureshi)

Martin Krag @martinkrag
Apparantly #HSV were interested in Boulahrouz too but the fact that his ex-wife is dating van der Vaart complicated things.

Oh god I hope that's true

 

[Jack cw]

Martin Krag @martinkrag
Brøndby will present former Stuttgart-, Chelsea- & HSV-defender Khalid Boulahrouz tomorrow (via @MichaelQureshi)

Martin Krag @martinkrag
Apparantly #HSV were interested in Boulahrouz too but the fact that his ex-wife is dating van der Vaart complicated things.

Oh god I hope that's true

Oh god... Hamburg is pure comedy gold right now

 

[Batigol]

:lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

for free? Yeah right.

*for those countries honorable and lucky enough to get the xbone.

**while stock lasts

***until they change their mind for the 100 time.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Watch Dogs looks so boring.

 

[Suen]

I was more amused by the 'he was cheap' line that Perez threw out. Anyway, when January rolls around and Barca are 10 points ahead, Perez will wish he spent £30m on a top defender rather than mobilising an entire nation of players, journalists and coaches into unsettling a player who won't be fit for months as a result.

Usho pls, we already have top defenders

Carvajal - Varane - Ramos - Marcelo

With all of them at their finest form....omg!!!

 

[Yurt]

Yurt, I just got scared that Conte won't be our coach one day. Hold me.

Conte is now

Marotta is forever


-_-

One day everyone will realize this is all Conte and it had very little to do with 'shrewd transfers' and a 'successful business model'.

Okay maybe not 'very little', but Conte won the league with a XI consisting of Simone Pepe, Matri and NO LB for fuck's sake.

And then won it again with....the same XI + Pogba and AGAIN with no (natural) LB.

Nedved pls

I only trust you. Don't ever let him go.

 

[Jack cw]

Watch Dogs looks so boring.

So does GTA 5 :/

 

[Broder Salsa]

So does GTA 5 :/

As a big GTA4 hater and someone who didn't even think San Andreas was all that great, it isn't.

 

[Jack cw]

As a big GTA4 hater and someone who didn't even think San Andreas was all that great, it isn't.

There is no need for any hate to see how boring GTA 5 looks.

 

[LTWheels]

Watch Dogs looks so boring.

I agree 100%. Don't see the hype in it.

That 14 min trailer just sold that it has all the tropes that all Ubisoft open world games have. The game has the equivalent of Assassin's synchronisation/FC3 radio towers. Killed any interest for me.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I agree 100%. Don't see the hype in it.

That 14 min trailer just sold that it has all the tropes that all Ubisoft open world games have. The game has the equivalent of Assassin's synchronisation/FC3 radio towers. Killed any interest for me.

It looks to me to be an amalgam of watered-down gameplay tropes from several of Ubi's big hitters (Splinter Cell, Assassin's Creed, Far Cry 3).

 

[Broder Salsa]

There is no need for any hate to see how boring GTA 5 looks.

If this doesn't excite you ( kind of early story spoilers, ) then I have to just assume you as a bayern fan got no taste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QobK69TQjmg

How can you not want to play as him?

Edit : watch out for the related videos and such, huge spoilers lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

If this doesn't excite you ( kind of early story spoilers, ) then I have to just assume you as a bayern fan got no taste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QobK69TQjmg

How can you not want to play as him?

I laughed so hard.

 

[LTWheels]

It looks to me to be an amalgam of watered-down gameplay tropes from several of Ubi's big hitters (Splinter Cell, Assassin's Creed, Far Cry 3).

Yeah, I feel like I have already played the game. I want something new from Ubi, not just the same ideas recycled over and over with different aesthetics. It's not as if I'm complaining that sequels feel the same, this is different titles all feeling similar.

 

[Yurt]

If this doesn't excite you ( kind of early story spoilers, ) then I have to just assume you as a bayern fan got no taste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QobK69TQjmg

How can you not want to play as him?

Edit : watch out for the related videos and such, huge spoilers lol

I'm laughing so hard at that shitty animation.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm laughing so hard at that shitty animation.

I don't understand it, the animations looks so shit but it's all mocap.

 

[Ushojax]

Browsing the Guardian site and I saw this:

In other Liverpool Football Club news, Glen Johnson will be offered a new contract, but at a reduced rate; he currently earns £110,000 a week. Put that in your day and smoke it.

I have no words.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

RVP is out for the Liverpool match.

 

[Mastadon]

Browsing the Guardian site and I saw this:



I have no words.

Worth every penny m8

 

[KidA Seven]

There was a bigger bid for Bale but he chose Madrid.

I can't believe you believe United bid more than Madrid to get Bale. United spending that much on a player? :lol :lol

United have been cheap fucks this whole summer and now you believe they tried to spend that much?

 

[Plasma]

Browsing the Guardian site and I saw this:



I have no words.

Is it that surprising when they paid 55m for Downing and Carroll.

 

[pulga]

Fat Ronnie visited the team today <3

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I like both.

That Mayer album wasn't on so I went with Hitcher's suggestion and Jesus, Interpol are the blandest band in the world.

We're over

 

[mil6es]

RVP is out for the Liverpool match.

did F all last time anyway you'll have better luck with *scoff* Danny W

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

did F all last time anyway you'll have better luck with *scoff* Danny W

K

 

[KidA Seven]

RVP is out for the Liverpool match.

Good good. Other players need that game time.

 

[FootballFan]

I can't believe you believe United bid more than Madrid to get Bale. United spending that much on a player? :lol :lol

United have been cheap fucks this whole summer and now you believe they tried to spend that much?

He doesn't believe it, trust me.

He feels bad that Madrid did actually bid more than barca for neymar but he still rejected them.

Saying the same thing about bale is just to make himself feel better about the absurd price.

Lol man united were offering like 10m for great players the whole window, as if they made a 100m+ bid on bale. Haha.

 

[Mastadon]

Mosey getting his excuses in nice and early I see.

 

[pulga]

I can't believe you believe United bid more than Madrid to get Bale. United spending that much on a player? :lol :lol

United have been cheap fucks this whole summer and now you believe they tried to spend that much?

Lots of reports saying you have. Don't be butthurt because Bale wouldn't go to your sinking ship cumrag of a club for even bigger money. Who wants to play under Moylol anyways?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Lots of reports saying you have.

Lots of bullshit reports.

Have you seen how United has been dealing this transfer window? Of course Bale would also prefer Madrid to United, but I am absolutely sure United bidding more is utter bullshit.

 

[pulga]

He doesn't believe it, trust me.

He feels bad that Madrid did actually bid more than barca for neymar but he still rejected them.

Saying the same thing about bale is just to make himself feel better about the absurd price.

Lol man united were offering like 10m for great players the whole window, as if they made a 100m+ bid on bale. Haha.

LOOOOOOL neymar, what a joke. Isco has been the buy of the summer baby, dont let the door hit you on your way out.

 

[bjaelke]

Browsing the Guardian site and I saw this:



I have no words.

Why are you surprised? He signed that contract during Comolli's reign. It was literally golden showers everywhere.

 

[FootballFan]

I like both.

That Mayer album wasn't on so I went with Hitcher's suggestion and Jesus, Interpol are the blandest band in the world.

Interpol?? Didn't know they started playing music for a living.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Browsing the Guardian site and I saw this:



I have no words.

Its not so bad when you consider the downgrade we suffer when he doesn't play, since you have to assume that Kelly won't be playing either

@FF, do you want to be Muscle again?

 

[KidA Seven]

Lots of reports saying you have.

Nobody's butthurt over Bale. You guys are just trying to save face. The fact that you're willing to believe that load of shit proves you're worse than RAWKites.

^ This guy wanted to spend more than Madrid on Bale.

hahahahaha

 

[Ushojax]

Lots of reports saying you have. Don't be butthurt because Bale wouldn't go to your sinking ship cumrag of a club for even bigger money. Who wants to play under Moylol anyways?

You don't actually believe this drivel from Perez? United made no bid for Bale, he was not in their price range. Ander Herrera wasn't even in their price range. The only club that could afford Bale was Madrid, Perez is just trying to make it look like there was a good reason it took so long to sign him, when in reality it was Madrid being cheap and then suddenly realising they needed to get £45m from selling Ozil or he'd stay at Spurs.

Why are you surprised? He signed that contract during Comolli's reign. It was literally golden showers everywhere.

I just had no idea a defender like him could make that much, especially one not playing in the CL. Liverpool under Dalglish/Commoli were very strange.

 

[KidA Seven]

You don't actually believe this drivel from Perez? United made no bid for Bale, he was not in their price range. Ander Herrera wasn't even in their price range. The only club that could afford Bale was Madrid, Perez is just trying to make it look like there was a good reason it took so long to sign him, when in reality it was Madrid being cheap and then suddenly realising they needed to get £45m from selling Ozil or he'd stay at Spurs.

Don't bother. He'll defend anything about Comic Sans FC. They can do no wrong.