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[Salazar]

I saw B*Witched at a service station once. Top that fuckers.

I remember finding All Saints almost intolerably erotic.

 

[faridmon]

I saw B*Witched at a service station once. Top that fuckers.

Who?

 

[Wilbur]

I saw B*Witched at a service station once. Top that fuckers.

Sweaty Ben Swain stopped in the park to pat my dog

Paul Greengrass chuckled at my father as we walked past him in Leicester Square

Stephen K Amos told me I had nice hair

Tom Daley said we have similar shoes on

Andi Peters is a rude cunt with a Nandos black card

 

[L1NETT]

I saw Maurice Greene having a burger once.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I was stuck behind Pat Sharp at a car park ticket machine once.

 

[faridmon]

I had a drink and chatted with a lengthy amount of time Alex Kopranos, Johnny Marr, Nancy Whang and the band Members of Lillies and Remains.

Top that!

 

[Wilbur]

I remember finding All Saints almost intolerably erotic.

My first love was Geri Halliwell back when she had hair like Dave Moyers Egg and tits that could suffocate a bison

Her, and Esmerelda from the Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame. What I'd give to lay both of them down on a single bed, squeeze into the middle and finger until they evaporated.

Who?

bro I thought u knew about musik

 

[Randdalf]

I saw Marcel Desailly in Charles de Gaulle airport

My dad saw Franco Di Santo at a service station

 

[FootballFan]

I saw Kevin Mealamu buying wii games at The Warehouse once.

 

[Salazar]

I saw Kevin Mealamu buying wii games at The Warehouse once.

KevEn, bro

And I'm nt even a zelander

 

[Wilbur]

FF just stop it you're clearly making people up

 

[faridmon]

Oh, and I saw John Carew from very far and I yelled at him and said '' I can speak Norwegian'' He laughed at me.

 

[FootballFan]

Last week I saw Kirk Penney eating noodles.

 

[omgkitty]

Guys I need ideas for a good team name for a 6's league starting next week.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I met Savile back in the day.

 

[Zabojnik]

I once helped Fabio Quagliarella maintain his cover, when he was in Slovenia and was bullshiting his GF on the phone.

 

[luxstellarum]

I saw Nicolas Anelka in Wimbledon and he had one of those shitty lot 29 t shirts with fucking Daffy Duck on them

Wtf? This must have been ages ago I haven't seen one of those shitty tops in years.

 

[Wilbur]

Guys I need ideas for a good team name for a 6's league starting next week.

Borussia Munchencuntflap

 

[Yurt]

Pogba, Draxler, Coutinho, Varane, and Zaha have been nominated for the Golden Boy Award.

WHERE YOU AT VERRATTI

I once helped Fabio Quagliarella maintain his cover, when he was in Slovenia and was bullshiting his GF on the phone.

we protect our own innit

 

[Wilbur]

Wtf? This must have been ages ago I haven't seen one of those shitty tops in years.

Was maybe four or five years ago? Think he'd just joined Chelsea, a lot of them live in Wimbledon I think.

I was sitting there eating a Greggs sandwich outside the shopping centre and he walked past, shades on in the middle of February. I looked at him and his minder stood in front of me, face about an inch from mine, and said "Don't."

I didnt.

 

[faridmon]

FF just stop it you're clearly making people up

.

 

[Yen]

Sweaty Ben Swain stopped in the park to pat my dog

Paul Greengrass chuckled at my father as we walked past him in Leicester Square

Stephen K Amos told me I had nice hair

Tom Daley said we have similar shoes on

Andi Peters is a rude cunt with a Nandos black card

This is the least impressive group of people you could've listed.

 

[Wilbur]

Pogba, Draxler, Coutinho, Varane, and Zaha have been nominated for the Golden Boy Award.

GWARN WILF

Although every other player is so out of his league loooooool fuck. I'd be embarrassed.

Has to be Pog or Varane.

.

Not you baby kawaii xoxo

FootballFan

Names that don't exist in this realm or the next

Kirk Penney eating noodles lol

 

[FootballFan]

I saw David Tua at a football match, he is a friendly guy.

Also saw Brooke Howard-Smith from Target at a pizzeria.

 

[omgkitty]

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Hey that's Alex from Franz Ferdinand!

 

[Hixx]

I met Jody Craddock in Peterlee Dene

Jet from Gladiators hit me on the head (I was like... 5 or 6) with one of those sticks they fought with at a live show I went to and I cried coz I was a bitch. She stopped to apologize and I kept crying. She had to move on quick like because she was running to the stage. So looking back I actually fucked up a live show because of crying.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I've seen Scott Parker, Andrew Flintoff, and John Terry at my brother's school. I'm pretty sure all of them have the same black Range Rover.

I've no desire to meet any of those people, but apparently Louise Redknapp is always there. That's the one I want to see. I'm going to pick him up in an hour. Wish me luck.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

blame space now also has one of those fancy mouse-over tags.

 

[Yurt]

Mesut Özil's father, Mustafa: "Just because a man earns a lot of money, doesn't mean he's a man of honour. And Perez is no man of honour."

"Mesut is supposed to be the scapegoat now and I'm the greedy father. A put-up game. We will defend ourselves legally."

"If Mesut had was unprofessional, then why did he always play? They want to blame him, because the fans & players are angry."

 

[Wilbur]

I've seen Scott Parker, Andrew Flintoff, and John Terry at my brother's school. I'm pretty sure all of them have the same black Range Rover.

I've no desire to meet any of those people, but apparently Louise Redknapp is always there. That's the one I want to see. I'm going to pick him up in an hour. Wish me luck.

Good lad, probably the easiest way to fuck Jamie

 

[Randdalf]

I want to see England play England U21s

 

[dc89]

I love how all the football players make shit pots of money, and they all buy fucking Beats headphones. Those headphones are such shit.

I don't think they buy them.

Anyway, Bowers & Wilkins P5's. That's how I roll.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I've met Trevor Baylis a couple of times, first thing he spoke to me about is how he was raped as a child.

 

[omgkitty]

I don't think they buy them.

Anyway, Bowers & Wilkins P5's. That's how I roll.

TMA-1's for me. So goooood.

 

[FootballFan]

Stalked Lucy Lawless at Real Groovey not that long ago.

 

[Broder Salsa]

blame space now also has one of those fancy mouse-over tags.

Had that for a long time.

 

[KidA Seven]

Terry Crews and I were getting Laker tickets side by side once.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Had that for a long time.

Well

It's new to me.

 

[Yen]

I met one of the guys from Yogscast. I don't know what Yogscast is.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I met one of the guys from Yogscast. I don't know what Yogscast is.

Xephos and Honeydew.

They got big by making Minecraft videos on Youtube.

 

[3Sixty]

Everyone knows about my VIP night with Nate Clyne.

 

[Linius]

TMA-1's for me. So goooood.

AKG Q460 <3

Gave away my free Sony headset to my dad. Well not really a giveaway, he sponsers my Arctic Monkeys trip for the biggest part now

 

[Jack cw]

Man Perez is such a joke. That arrogance and autocracy is just disgusting. Its no shame to show some greatness and admit that he made a mistake and needed the money. But that is the problem with Madrid in general: the lack of self awareness.

 

[Kinan]

He's only been there in the Ukraine for 3 years. I know most places require at least 5.. some need even longer. I guess he could play for the Ukraine during the next Euros perhaps?

Well, president have a right to award the citisenship without 5 years wait, and he is from Donetsk, so Taison will not need to wait 2 more years.

 

[FootballFan]

Man Perez is such a joke. That arrogance and autocracy is just disgusting. Its no shame to show some greatness and admit that he made a mistake and needed the money. But that is the problem with Madrid in general: the lack of self awareness.

So true.

 

[Yurt]

Well aside from footballers in live games:

Del Piero in a shopping mall
Axel Witsel
Flo Rida
Falcao
Guarin

 

[Yen]

Fady has us all beat though.

 

[Yurt]

Man Perez is such a joke. That arrogance and autocracy is just disgusting. Its no shame to show some greatness and admit that he made a mistake and needed the money. But that is the problem with Madrid in general: the lack of self awareness.

"We will not miss Makélelé. His technique is average, he lacks the speed and skill to take the ball past opponents, and ninety percent of his distribution either goes backwards or sideways. He wasn't a header of the ball and he rarely passed the ball more than three metres. Younger players will arrive who will cause Makélelé to be forgotten."

 

[Zabojnik]

"Juve City" is officially a-go. I guess we know where the money is going. Marry am cry.

 

[rvy]

I know how to play the game, don't worry. I am not playing it like FIFA 13.

My problems with the demo were:

why is it when you play a through ball the player is running into a fixed direction? Is there anyway to control him?

Yes, holding R1 + R2 (IIRC) frees the player from the fixed direction. You can move wherever you want in a through ball.

The jostling kinda sucks since it feels like he gets into that scenario and both players are running into a straight line, I'll try using the right stick and see what happens.

Just keep tapping it in the direction you want the player to go. It depends on the player's strength.

The change of direction in some players takes a ridiculously long time, maybe that's how they mean it but I'm pretty sure humans are a little quicker at changed directions let alone atheletes.

Again, it's tied to stats.

What is wrong with the keepers? What happened? Why do they push the ball to the net sometimes or sit on the floor and wave their arms when RVP shoots from well outside the box?

Because they're poor at times. Move the difficulty level up.