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[Arnie]

Salazar

:O

I'd pay thousands of pounds for his facial hair.

And then I'd walk around smouldering at shit.

 

[pulsemyne]

Valenica losing 2-1 now. This makes Swansea's group close with swans on 8 points and Valencia on 6 and St Gallen on 6.

 

[Zabojnik]

Pato is officially available for €12m (£10m), wonder who will take the plunge. The biggest high risk, high reward signing for some time...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Pato is officially available for €12m (£10m), wonder who will take the plunge. The biggest high risk, high reward signing for some time...

You know what to do, Brendan The Redeemer

 

[Sviatoslav]

Konoplyanka did it again.

Beast. Hopefully he saves something for France.

 

[dc89]

I'd pay thousands of pounds for his facial hair.

And then I'd walk around smouldering at shit.

Yeh me too. It's awesome. It would make me whole.

 

[Scum]

What's going on with Valencia? Surely they should be winning this game...?

 

[pulga]

I'd pay thousands of pounds for his facial hair.

And then I'd walk around smouldering at shit.

I want his facial hair

Your luscious lips

Wilbury's hairless asshole

 

[Yurt]

 

[Sviatoslav]

What's going on with Valencia? Surely they should be winning this game...?

Why? Valencia is garbage.

Although they did just tie it up.

 

[bjaelke]

Standard Liege have 1 point after 4 matches. Belgium football is dead.

Esbjerg going through to the knock out stages. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[Wilbur]

I want his facial hair

Your luscious lips

Wilbury's hairless asshole

You clearly haven't been paying attention in whatsapp if you think my asshole is hairless

It's the only part of my body with hair

I haven't shaved since last movember

 

[Linius]

Belgium football is even worse than ours lol

 

[Arnie]

Honestly when I went home my parents asked me what I wanted for christmas besides some cash and I had nothing to respond with.

Now I'd just show my dad that picture of Salazar and say 'THAT'.

To be fair my dad's beard aint far off, so hopefully in a few years I can get my smould on.

Until then I'll have to stick with pouty lips and a denim jacket as my go to 'fuck me' tactics.

 

[TheLucifer]

Pato is officially available for €12m (£10m), wonder who will take the plunge. The biggest high risk, high reward signing for some time...

Though I guess it's not really high risk at £10m.

It's not really a risk: the initial six months you'll see the best Pato ever, goals, dribblings, happy faces and happy tweets. After that, he'll be injured every time he sneezes, and then his sneezes will be injured and then his injuries will be injured. Then he'll be back, play like shit, score three or four goals and leave once again for Brazil.

Or Milan.

Mark my words, save this post, whatever.

 

[Wilbur]

Honestly when I went home my parents asked me what I wanted for christmas besides some cash and I had nothing to respond with.

Now I'd just show my dad that picture of Salazar and say 'THAT'.

To be fair my dad's beard aint far off, so hopefully in a few years I can get my smould on.

Until then I'll have to stick with pouty lips and a denim jacket as my go to 'fuck me' tactics.

I've wanted a beard since before I can remember. And my grandad had this gorgeous pornstar moustache. It's fantastic. He could grow a stunning beard if he wanted.

My dad has wispy pathetic stubble. I was hoping it skipped a generation.

It didn't.

If I have a son or fucking daughter who grow a beard before I do, I'm putting them up for fucking adoption

 

[Coldnoodle]

You clearly haven't been paying attention in whatsapp if you think my asshole is hairless

It's the only part of my body with hair

I haven't shaved since last movember

Have you ever shaved your ass?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

FAO Football Fan:

rvy ‏@rvyagp 33s

FF you raging cunt, I'm gonna piss inside your ear if you gloat about my ban. Expect me.

I think he means it.

 

[Wilbur]

Have you ever shaved your ass?

No. I couldn't part with the hair. It'd be like losing my children. I'd just mope, sit around in a local cafe sprinkling my shaved asshole hairs into a beaker, or putting them in an hourglass and watching them fall.

 

[FootballFan]

FAO Football Fan:



I think he means it.

lol pls tell me where I was putting it in his face, I just said "another Madridista down".

rvy pls.

go play pes 6

 

[Clegg]

if he's banned too I'll go ahead and slit my wrists

I was admiring his beard.

 

[Arnie]

I keep the vast amazon of hair around my asshole as a deterrent.

It hasn't happened yet, but if a future partner wishes to sneak a finger through that foliage and into my stinkhole then she needs to be binned off ASAP.

 

[Oxx]

Valencia live.

 

[Scum]

Why? Valencia is garbage.

Although they did just tie it up.

3-2 to Valencia.

 

[Wilbur]

I had a finger up there once from my ex but it just felt like a symbiote turd that was trying to return to the womb

no thanks

 

[Blablurn]

I had a finger up there once from my ex but it just felt like a symbiote turd that was trying to return to the womb

no thanks

:lol

 

[Elchele]

Milan ruined Pato. Can't they get proper staff to stop injuring their own players?

 

[mellz]

Pls United buy Cuadrado 1 January

 

[Batigol]

I had a finger up there once from my ex but it just felt like a symbiote turd that was trying to return to the womb

no thanks

 

[bjaelke]

 

[Elchele]

welcome back batigol

there's still hope

 

[Wilbur]

Pls United buy Cuadrado 1 January

Oh this would be delicious. I want a centre midfielder as well though

Vidal and Cuadrado

11m + Anderson 50% ownership between Juve and viola

Come on

Bargain

 

[Clegg]

Pls United buy Cuadrado 1 January

Is he any good?

Yurt, Zabo, tell me pls.

 

[Elchele]

Do you think Dortmund will try to sign Kagawa in the summer? They're still lacking a playmaker CAM to replace Gotze.

 

[Wilbur]

Is he any good?

Yurt, Zabo, tell me pls.

Ask me u cunt

He's brilliant. Real livewire, eye for goals, can defend a flank well enough, isn't one footed. He's everything we don't have in a winger <333333

 

[Yurt]

Is he any good?

Yurt, Zabo, tell me pls.

I'll leave this one for Zabo

 

[Fergie]

That team goal is great.

Do you think Dortmund will try to sign Kagawa in the summer? They're still lacking a playmaker CAM to replace Gotze.

Unless anything changes, it's probably for the better. Shinji is too good to be played on the left or on the bench. Just doesn't fit.

 

[Blablurn]

Do you think Dortmund will try to sign Kagawa in the summer? They're still lacking a playmaker CAM to replace Gotze.

They will sign him in January.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[wakajawaka]

So, Del Bosque finally called (is that the verb?) Costa.

He is gonna get so much hate at WC, oh god.

 

[Manager]

Yep! My home shirt with his printing came this week too.

Saw it, very nice. Gotta buy one myself someday, just wish it wasn't as expensive...

 

[confuziz]

PSV WON? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

 

[Wilbur]

The lovely dc89 on City's season so far (excluding the CL win!)

 

[Timurid]

I love that gif.

 

[Batigol]

So, Del Bosque finally called (is that the verb?) Costa.

He is gonna get so much hate at WC, oh god.

Love it :lol

I wouldn't play for Brazil either if Fred and Jo were keeping me out of the team

 

[Elchele]

From Ronaldo to Jo. wow

 

[Zabojnik]

Is he any good?

Yurt, Zabo, tell me pls.

He's ...

... good. What Wilbz said, basically. I'm trying to not think about him, since there's no way Fiorentina is selling him to us. Fucking cunts.

 

[dc89]

The lovely dc89 on City's season so far (excluding the CL win!)

Is this real life? Am I famous?

 

[Clegg]

Ask me u cunt

He's brilliant. Real livewire, eye for goals, can defend a flank well enough, isn't one footed. He's everything we don't have in a winger <333333

I'll leave this one for Zabo

He's ...

... good. What Wilbz said, basically. I'm trying to not think about him, since there's no way Fiorentina is selling him to us. Fucking cunts.

I am convinced.

Moysey pls.

 

[Arnie]

Ugh, I had to order my PS4 to my home address because I didn't know whereabouts in London I was going to be living, but it seems you can't amend such details after the fact. Which inevitably means I'm going to have to get my PS4 shipped down to London.

ffs