I'd pay thousands of pounds for his facial hair.
And then I'd walk around smouldering at shit.
Football Thread 2013/14 |OT9|
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I'd pay thousands of pounds for his facial hair.
And then I'd walk around smouldering at shit.
The_Hitcher89
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You know what to do, Brendan The Redeemer
Sviatoslav
Member
Beast. Hopefully he saves something for France.
Yeh me too. It's awesome. It would make me whole.
pulga
Banned
Sviatoslav
Member
You clearly haven't been paying attention in whatsapp if you think my asshole is hairless
It's the only part of my body with hair
I haven't shaved since last movember
Honestly when I went home my parents asked me what I wanted for christmas besides some cash and I had nothing to respond with.
Now I'd just show my dad that picture of Salazar and say 'THAT'.
To be fair my dad's beard aint far off, so hopefully in a few years I can get my smould on.
Until then I'll have to stick with pouty lips and a denim jacket as my go to 'fuck me' tactics.
Now I'd just show my dad that picture of Salazar and say 'THAT'.
To be fair my dad's beard aint far off, so hopefully in a few years I can get my smould on.
Until then I'll have to stick with pouty lips and a denim jacket as my go to 'fuck me' tactics.
TheLucifer
Member
It's not really a risk: the initial six months you'll see the best Pato ever, goals, dribblings, happy faces and happy tweets. After that, he'll be injured every time he sneezes, and then his sneezes will be injured and then his injuries will be injured. Then he'll be back, play like shit, score three or four goals and leave once again for Brazil.
Or Milan.
Mark my words, save this post, whatever.
I've wanted a beard since before I can remember. And my grandad had this gorgeous pornstar moustache. It's fantastic. He could grow a stunning beard if he wanted.
My dad has wispy pathetic stubble. I was hoping it skipped a generation.
It didn't.
If I have a son or fucking daughter who grow a beard before I do, I'm putting them up for fucking adoption
Coldnoodle
Member
Have you ever shaved your ass?
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
FAO Football Fan:
I think he means it.
I think he means it.
No. I couldn't part with the hair. It'd be like losing my children. I'd just mope, sit around in a local cafe sprinkling my shaved asshole hairs into a beaker, or putting them in an hourglass and watching them fall.
FootballFan
Member
lol pls tell me where I was putting it in his face, I just said "another Madridista down".
rvy pls.
go play pes 6
I was admiring his beard.
3-2 to Valencia.
:lol
Oh this would be delicious. I want a centre midfielder as well though
Vidal and Cuadrado
11m + Anderson 50% ownership between Juve and viola
Come on
Bargain
Ask me u cunt
He's brilliant. Real livewire, eye for goals, can defend a flank well enough, isn't one footed. He's everything we don't have in a winger <333333
I'll leave this one for Zabo
That team goal is great.
Unless anything changes, it's probably for the better. Shinji is too good to be played on the left or on the bench. Just doesn't fit.
They will sign him in January.
wakajawaka
Member
So, Del Bosque finally called (is that the verb?) Costa.
He is gonna get so much hate at WC, oh god.
He is gonna get so much hate at WC, oh god.
Yep! My home shirt with his printing came this week too.
Saw it, very nice.
Gotta buy one myself someday, just wish it wasn't as expensive...I love that gif.
Love it :lol
I wouldn't play for Brazil either if Fred and Jo were keeping me out of the team
He's ...
... good. What Wilbz said, basically. I'm trying to not think about him, since there's no way Fiorentina is selling him to us. Fucking cunts.
Is this real life? Am I famous?
He's ...
... good. What Wilbz said, basically. I'm trying to not think about him, since there's no way Fiorentina is selling him to us. Fucking cunts.
I am convinced.
Moysey pls.
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