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[Blablurn]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

 

[bjaelke]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

Take care. Be sure to write her poem once in awhile

 

[Linius]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

I don't have a gif for this.

Spoiler

good luck

 

[Freewheelin']

Want me to make a FootyGAF channel now? I think we should open it up to everyone since it'll die down after launch anyway

Yes, good idea

 

[Yurt]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

Good luck baby!

On the bright side, you skipped the awful vomit and diapers period. You'll find us here or on twitter.

 

[feel]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

u wot m8

Good luck and come back soon.

 

[rvy]

You are a fucking moron. I hope you die. Stop leaving me out of the match-day squad. I win games, you stupid fuck.

 

[rvy]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

WAT

Lamba no.

WAT

 

[Sleeplessnights]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

So should I take you out of the PS4 day one list?

srsly though, good luck man.

 

[arkon]

Good luck, Lambda.

 

[Xhenxhefil]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

Good luck man, hope it all works out for the best.

Do pop in if/when you can though, I enjoy your trolling of every team any regular posters support. You have to be here when United-GAF realises that this year is our year.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

well shit, good luck man.

 

[L1NETT]

Holy fuck.

Good luck and take good care of both of you Lambda.

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Team vs Coventry McLaughlin, Darby, McArdle, Bates, Meredith, Thompson, Doyle, Jones, Reid, Wells, Hanson

Sod Garry Thompson useless lump. Grandpa Jones also gonna get the run about.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Want me to make a FootyGAF channel now? I think we should open it up to everyone since it'll die down after launch anyway

FootyGAF or FootballGAF is better?

 

[rvy]

Good luck Lambda.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

If you want to broadcast on the FootyGAF channel, PM me your email address


@Lambda, good luck bro

@Sleepless, called it FootballGAF

 

[GorillaJu]

Congrats, Lambda. I'm sure it's a shock but you'll feel the rewards soon enough. Enjoy it!

 

[feel]

Shitting on rvy after the inevitable Benfica end of season meltdown is just not as fun because he's too nice. Lamba pls

 

[rvy]

Shitting on rvy after the inevitable Benfica end of season meltdown is just not as fun because he's too nice. Lamba pls

No more poems.

How will I be able to cope with Jesus on his knees again.

Transfer window now open. Conte pls, stop being a cunt.

 

[bud]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

good luck, man.

 

[Lambda Pie]

paternity results come in next week, but it's a lock. the way the kid talks and laughs, the mannerisms, it's 100% me.

the chronology makes sense, everything fits. i didn't want children, ever, so i'm kind mindfucked. i spent this week just talking to her and her mom, all day. she heard about 21 years old Lambda, not 30 year old which is a different guy.

i didn't want it but man, it's a little female version of me. i think i'm in love, lol.

i don't really feel doing anything else than hanging out with her.

i have 9 years of catching up to do.

feels werid and good and bad and amazing.

thanks for the support.

 

[Elchele]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

NOOOOOO Lambda :-( don't leave.
take care man <3

paternity results come in next week, but it's a lock. the way the kid talks and laughs, the mannerisms, it's 100% me.

the chronology makes sense, everything fits. i didn't want children, ever, so i'm kind mindfucked. i spent this week just talking to her and her mom, all day. she heard about 21 years old Lambda, not 30 year old which is a different guy.

i didn't want it but man, it's a little female version of me. i think i'm in love, lol.

i don't really feel doing anything else than hanging out with her.

i have 9 years of catching up to do.

feels werid and good and bad and amazing.

thanks for the support.

Enjoy that sounds great. best of luck

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

paternity results come in next week, but it's a lock. the way the kid talks and laughs, the mannerisms, it's 100% me.

the chronology makes sense, everything fits. i didn't want children, ever, so i'm kind mindfucked. i spent this week just talking to her and her mom, all day. she heard about 21 years old Lambda, not 30 year old which is a different guy.

i didn't want it but man, it's a little female version of me. i think i'm in love, lol.

i don't really feel doing anything else than hanging out with her.

i have 9 years of catching up to do.

feels werid and good and bad and amazing.

thanks for the support.

How did it take this long for the mother to tell you?

 

[Elchele]

How did it take this long for the mother to tell you?

she was a posting in a forum and forgot about it

 

[Elchele]

Well it took Ted nine seasons to tell his story.

:lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Well it took Ted nine seasons to tell his story.

Oh yeah

Makes sense

 

[rvy]

paternity results come in next week, but it's a lock. the way the kid talks and laughs, the mannerisms, it's 100% me.

the chronology makes sense, everything fits. i didn't want children, ever, so i'm kind mindfucked. i spent this week just talking to her and her mom, all day. she heard about 21 years old Lambda, not 30 year old which is a different guy.

i didn't want it but man, it's a little female version of me. i think i'm in love, lol.

i don't really feel doing anything else than hanging out with her.

i have 9 years of catching up to do.

feels werid and good and bad and amazing.

thanks for the support.

Make sure she doesn't grow up supporting some shit club. It's your job, man. Can't be having Sportinguistas and Portistas as kids.

 

[Freewheelin']

paternity results come in next week, but it's a lock. the way the kid talks and laughs, the mannerisms, it's 100% me.

the chronology makes sense, everything fits. i didn't want children, ever, so i'm kind mindfucked. i spent this week just talking to her and her mom, all day. she heard about 21 years old Lambda, not 30 year old which is a different guy.

i didn't want it but man, it's a little female version of me. i think i'm in love, lol.

i don't really feel doing anything else than hanging out with her.

i have 9 years of catching up to do.

feels werid and good and bad and amazing.

thanks for the support.

How did you find out? Must be so surreal lol

 

[Yurt]

i didn't want it but man, it's a little female version of me. i think i'm in love, lol.

How can you not want this?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Are you sure Ballack is not the father?

 

[Willkiller]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

We'll never forget you, cunt

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Jesus Lambda. Best of luck to you man. Be sure to teach her the ways of Moyes.

 

[Broder Salsa]

well, long story short, i have a 9 year old daughter i didn't knew about. priorities shift, gonna have to do the father "thing".

always wear condoms, folks.

you won't see me much, if ever again. i'll be ok.

take care guys.

It's never too late to at least attempt abortion.

 

[Elchele]

wooden. pls.

 

[rvy]

Wooden you cunt

Shup ut.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

she was a posting in a forum and forgot about it

The mother is Mario?

 

[Freewheelin']

It's never too late to at least attempt abortion.

Hope u get banned, cunt

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Mumei pls

 

[Yen]

That's the most bizarre football gaf story ever. Good luck.

 

[GorillaJu]

SHOCK AND AWE, Wooden!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Soft cunts. It's a good movie btw and yes that is the guy from mad men.

Bye Lamba and congrats on the kid.

 

[Salvadora]

Unfree Wooden.

 

[Lambda Pie]

How did it take this long for the mother to tell you?

we dated for 3 months back in the day then she moved up north to Braga when her parents moved and our break was anything but friendly so she resented me. she went through a rough patch, started seeing a guy and told him the baby was his. then she had bad influences in her life, got into drugs and shit but now she's clean and returned here to start again away from the bad influences. that's the story she told me.

the little one knew the other guy wasn't her real father and she wanted to meet me for a couple of years now. the mom tracked me through my aunt (she worked for her back when we dated) and last weekend she knocks on my door and pretty much it was

hi, Ze, remember me?
yeah.
your daughter wants to meet you.
what?
and, i can say her name, Liliana hugs me and stars crying "you're my daddy, you're my daddy!!"

and i'm standing there, mindfucked, not time to react, so i start crying too.

and now all she wants is hang out with me. she slept here all week, goes with me everywhere, meets all my friends. it's been a blast.

when i'm trying to remember something i snap my fingers and she does the exact same thing. many other too, the way she rubs her hands when she's about to eat, asking for silence before she farts. all classic Lambda.

edit: don't band Wooden, it's the type of post i would make if he was the one with a kid.

 

[Elchele]

no wonder Wooden is like that: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90231533&postcount=1

 

[rvy]

Soft cunts.

I keep telling you not to play FIFA. You don't fucking listen.

 

[GorillaJu]

we dated for 3 months back in the day then she moved up north to Braga when her parents moved and our break was anything but friendly so she resented me. she went through a rough patch, started seeing a guy and told him the baby was his. then she had bad influences in her life, got into drugs and shit but now she's clean and returned here to start again away from the bad influences. that's the story she told me.

the little one knew the other guy wasn't her real father and she wanted to meet me for a couple of years now. the mom tracked me through my aunt (she worked for her back when we dated) and last weekend she knocks on my door and pretty much it was

hi, Ze, remember me?
yeah.
your daughter wants to meet you.
what?
and, i can say her name, Liliana hugs me and stars crying "you're my daddy, you're my daddy!!"

and i'm standing there, mindfucked, not time to react, so i start crying too.

and now all she wants is hang out with me. she slept here all week, goes with me everywhere, meets all my friends. it's been a blast.

when i'm trying to remember something i snap my fingers and she does the exact same thing. many other too, the way she rubs her hands when she's about to eat, asking for silence before she farts. all classic Lambda.

edit: don't band Wooden, it's the type of post i would make if he was the one with a kid.

WAT. Best 9 year old ever

 

[rvy]

when i'm trying to remember something i snap my fingers and she does the exact same thing. many other too, the way she rubs her hands when she's about to eat, asking for silence before she farts. all classic Lambda.

#DEAD

 

[Elchele]

we dated for 3 months back in the day then she moved up north to Braga when her parents moved and our break was anything but friendly so she resented me. she went through a rough patch, started seeing a guy and told him the baby was his. then she had bad influences in her life, got into drugs and shit but now she's clean and returned here to start again away from the bad influences. that's the story she told me.

the little one knew the other guy wasn't her real father and she wanted to meet me for a couple of years now. the mom tracked me through my aunt (she worked for her back when we dated) and last weekend she knocks on my door and pretty much it was

hi, Ze, remember me?
yeah.
your daughter wants to meet you.
what?
and, i can say her name, Liliana hugs me and stars crying "you're my daddy, you're my daddy!!"

and i'm standing there, mindfucked, not time to react, so i start crying too.

and now all she wants is hang out with me. she slept here all week, goes with me everywhere, meets all my friends. it's been a blast.

when i'm trying to remember something i snap my fingers and she does the exact same thing. many other too, the way she rubs her hands when she's about to eat, asking for silence before she farts. all classic Lambda.

<3 <3
amazing! enjoy your new life Lambda.

Are you Ze Roberto?

 

[velociraptor]

It's never too late to at least attempt abortion.

lol wtf

Is this from God Bless America?

That's so fucked up.

 

[Oxx]

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