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[Broder Salsa]

pls cant ban me before the WIlbury tales OT

 

[The_Hitcher89]

OT10 | Silence before farts

OT10| Pre-fart Silence of the Lambda

 

[Elchele]

OT10| Pre-fart Silence of the Lambda

yes

 

[LTWheels]

Wow what a story. Good luck with everything!

 

[rvy]

OT10| Pre-fart Silence of the Lambda

Please.

Yes.

 

[Peco]

Well, that was unexpected.

Good luck Lambda!

 

[Yurt]

and now all she wants is hang out with me. she slept here all week, goes with me everywhere, meets all my friends. it's been a blast.

Sweet <3 I'm glad you're enjoying it.

WAT. Best 9 year old ever

odd

u smell like DOTA

u lied to me

 

[Salvadora]

Aaron Ramsey
Gutted to miss the game yesterday,my hamstring was tight after training. Medical staff didn't want to risk me,will be fine for next weekend

Oh shit, sound the alarms.

 

[Lambda Pie]

i was talking on the phone with my mom a couplem of days ago and she goes daddy, daddy, daddy i got say something and i go "what?". BAM, rips one.

she fell asleep watching cartoons. she says she wants to watch horror movies with me, that she watches them all the time she's never afraid of the monsters and she sleeps alone cause the monsters are afraid of her. i dunno. i saw horror movies with her age and i turned out semi-ok.

gonna find her a school here.

i can stick around till she wakes up for a snack.

 

[Oxx]

OT10| Pre-fart Silence of the Lambda

banderas.gaf

 

[Tc91]

OT10| Pre-fart Silence of the Lambda

Yesssss.

Good luck Lambda!

 

[arkon]

we dated for 3 months back in the day then she moved up north to Braga when her parents moved and our break was anything but friendly so she resented me. she went through a rough patch, started seeing a guy and told him the baby was his. then she had bad influences in her life, got into drugs and shit but now she's clean and returned here to start again away from the bad influences. that's the story she told me.

the little one knew the other guy wasn't her real father and she wanted to meet me for a couple of years now. the mom tracked me through my aunt (she worked for her back when we dated) and last weekend she knocks on my door and pretty much it was

hi, Ze, remember me?
yeah.
your daughter wants to meet you.
what?
and, i can say her name, Liliana hugs me and stars crying "you're my daddy, you're my daddy!!"

and i'm standing there, mindfucked, not time to react, so i start crying too.

and now all she wants is hang out with me. she slept here all week, goes with me everywhere, meets all my friends. it's been a blast.

when i'm trying to remember something i snap my fingers and she does the exact same thing. many other too, the way she rubs her hands when she's about to eat, asking for silence before she farts. all classic Lambda.

edit: don't band Wooden, it's the type of post i would make if he was the one with a kid.

That sounds amazing.

Now the important bit. Does she watch Football?

 

[Wes]

paternity results come in next week, but it's a lock. the way the kid talks and laughs, the mannerisms, it's 100% me.

the chronology makes sense, everything fits. i didn't want children, ever, so i'm kind mindfucked. i spent this week just talking to her and her mom, all day. she heard about 21 years old Lambda, not 30 year old which is a different guy.

i didn't want it but man, it's a little female version of me. i think i'm in love, lol.

i don't really feel doing anything else than hanging out with her.

i have 9 years of catching up to do.

feels werid and good and bad and amazing.

thanks for the support.

Best of luck with the situation Lambda. Must be an equally amazing and terrifying prospect, which I think pretty much sums up parenthood.

 

[GorillaJu]

Sweet <3 I'm glad you're enjoying it.

odd

u smell like DOTA

u lied to me

Give me another chance ;_;

 

[Broder Salsa]

we dated for 3 months back in the day then she moved up north to Braga when her parents moved and our break was anything but friendly so she resented me. she went through a rough patch, started seeing a guy and told him the baby was his. then she had bad influences in her life, got into drugs and shit but now she's clean and returned here to start again away from the bad influences. that's the story she told me.

the little one knew the other guy wasn't her real father and she wanted to meet me for a couple of years now. the mom tracked me through my aunt (she worked for her back when we dated) and last weekend she knocks on my door and pretty much it was

hi, Ze, remember me?
yeah.
your daughter wants to meet you.
what?
and, i can say her name, Liliana hugs me and stars crying "you're my daddy, you're my daddy!!"

and i'm standing there, mindfucked, not time to react, so i start crying too.

and now all she wants is hang out with me. she slept here all week, goes with me everywhere, meets all my friends. it's been a blast.

when i'm trying to remember something i snap my fingers and she does the exact same thing. many other too, the way she rubs her hands when she's about to eat, asking for silence before she farts. all classic Lambda.

edit: don't band Wooden, it's the type of post i would make if he was the one with a kid.

Well damn, that is pretty awesome, sounded like you were not happy with it with the first post.

But really if you introduced her to your friend, you should also show her footyGAF.

 

[Yen]

Lambda, how have your family reacted?

 

[bud]

i was talking on the phone with my mom a couplem of days ago and she goes daddy, daddy, daddy i got say something and i go "what?". BAM, rips one.

she fell asleep watching cartoons. she says she wants to watch horror movies with me, that she watches them all the time she's never afraid of the monsters and she sleeps alone cause the monsters are afraid of her. i dunno. i saw horror movies with her age and i turned out semi-ok.

gonna find her a school here.

i can stick around till she wakes up for a snack.

haha, she sounds awesome.

tell her to give me a call once she hits 40

 

[Peco]

OT10| Pre-fart Silence of the Lambda

 

[Hixx]

rofl that gif is ridiculous

also calling for people to be banned rly

shut up

 

[Yurt]

I stole* horror movies from my dad when I was her age

I turned out okay

a fearless atheist, but okay nonetheless.


*insert Juve joke

 

[Wes]

hi, Ze, remember me?
yeah.
your daughter wants to meet you.
what?
and, i can say her name, Liliana hugs me and stars crying "you're my daddy, you're my daddy!!"

What an incredible moment that must've been!

 

[Lambda Pie]

Now the important bit. Does she watch Football?

she wants to marry Ronaldo, but that's it.

 

[L1NETT]

C'mon Braddfooooord

Fuck these sky blue mugs up.

 

[Wes]

Yurt do you play dota by the way? And is your steam name Yurt? I think I beat you in a diretide game the other day. Or your doppelganger at least.

 

[faridmon]

Holy shit, that is the sweetest story I have read in FootyGAF. Congrats man. Your daughter sounds awesome.

Happy for you man, sad to see us leave us but go for it.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Lambda, how have your family reacted?

very well. my mom always wanted grandchildren from me (she got 2 from my brother) so she was pretty happy. this week she's gonna meet my dad and next years my brother when he comes to Portugal.

Well damn, that is pretty awesome, sounded like you were not happy with it with the first post.

Wooden, man, my mind works at 1000mph now. she spent the most of ysterday with her mom and i was thinking hey, alone time, finally but 30 minutes later i was calling to see if she wanted to sleep here cause i missed her already.

 

[L1NETT]

Fucking fucking fuck.

What the fuck Mclaughlin.

Ugh.

New keeper pls Parky.

Edit: ANd offside.

 

[Yurt]

she wants to marry Ronaldo, but that's it.

Oh, that's gonna be awkward. Just show her his pics with Lance Bass.

Yurt do you play dota by the way? And is your steam name Yurt? I think I beat you in a diretide game the other day. Or your doppelganger at least.

No steam or DOTA I'm afraid.

 

[Batigol]

That's an awesome story lambda, good luck

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Oh L1NETT

Missed the goal

 

[Yurt]

Give me another chance ;_;

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Oh L1NETT

 

[L1NETT]

I give up.

Football sometimes.

Parky out.

Not good enough.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I give up.

Football sometimes.

Parky out.

Not good enough.

Who's the centre back who got royally bummed? So slow.


FUCK ME

 

[Lambda Pie]

she's up, lol.

i dunno, GAF is so damn low on the list right now. i'll try and drop by in the future.

rvy, defend Benfica.

list of the worse people in this comunity:

Arsenal - 90TilInfinity, Anderson, Baconsaurus, Boozeroony, colonisation, DangerousMali, DOBERMAN INC, Dibbz, Freewheelin', Ghouse, Ingeniero, Jason Raize '75 - '04, Judderman, Kweh, Lightning, omgkitty, pix, Plasma, Salvadora, Az, bud, the walrus, Burgess_101, Suen, Ribbed Hero, phaze, Starish, GHG, Akros, Juz, Mr.Marston, Barzul, ashecitism, Shanks D Zoro

Man Utd - Ashes1396, BLSwagger10, blurrygil, Brinbe, Cyport, Desmond, doicare, DominoKid, Dynoro, elfinke, Fëanor, Grover Cleveland, Jburton, K1LLER7, kharma45, KidA Seven, LabouredSubterfuge, LanceVance, magnificent83, MrPing1000, pappe, pslayer666, Requiem, Salazar, Slizz, Snaku, Stubo, Soi-Fong, The Friendly Monster, Tim the Wiz, Tunic, UFCLOL, Vivalaraza, Wilbury (this motherfucker got a huge fat ass), WJD, yella, deGod, shortyme, Sleeplessnights (Also known as Kiplessnights, best poster award x5 in a row), Kikarian, scently, brokenbeans, thaOwner, Mr Cola, Clegg (Don't approach during transfer market period), noal, Naughty God

don't get banned Wilbs

Spoiler

Ozil

 

[Tc91]

Wtf Bradford?

 

[L1NETT]

Fucking Northern Ireland taking Mcardle to Turkey to sit him on the bench.

He's still in bloody Istanbul.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Wtf Bradford?

This match is awesome

Dat spin


HANSON YOU CUNT

#justice

 

[L1NETT]

Gary Jones couldn't outpace an obese snail carrying a two tonne backpack.

Can we have some players who weren't born in the fucking 19th Century please Parkinson.

Edit: FUCK OFF BACK TO MISS MARPLE JONES YOU IDIOT.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Gary Jones couldn't outpace an obese snail carrying a two tonne backpack.

Can we have some players who weren't born in the fucking 19th Century please Parkinson.

You'd have had a penalty if that winger (Reid?) had delayed the cross by half a second

 

[arkon]

What a great way to start my day. Feel good story from Lambda. And bradford already two goals down.

 

[L1NETT]

This could get into double figures.

Andrew Davies please come back.

Edit: Nice Huddersfield Avatar Arkon.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

we dated for 3 months back in the day then she moved up north to Braga when her parents moved and our break was anything but friendly so she resented me. she went through a rough patch, started seeing a guy and told him the baby was his. then she had bad influences in her life, got into drugs and shit but now she's clean and returned here to start again away from the bad influences. that's the story she told me.

the little one knew the other guy wasn't her real father and she wanted to meet me for a couple of years now. the mom tracked me through my aunt (she worked for her back when we dated) and last weekend she knocks on my door and pretty much it was

hi, Ze, remember me?
yeah.
your daughter wants to meet you.
what?
and, i can say her name, Liliana hugs me and stars crying "you're my daddy, you're my daddy!!"

and i'm standing there, mindfucked, not time to react, so i start crying too.

and now all she wants is hang out with me. she slept here all week, goes with me everywhere, meets all my friends. it's been a blast.

when i'm trying to remember something i snap my fingers and she does the exact same thing. many other too, the way she rubs her hands when she's about to eat, asking for silence before she farts. all classic Lambda.

edit: don't band Wooden, it's the type of post i would make if he was the one with a kid.

That was actually heartwarming

 

[The_Hitcher89]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[L1NETT]

NAHKI WELLS.

LET'S FUCKING GO

Edit: I told you to watch it Hitch.

Lower League football > Prem.

 

[arkon]

This could get into double figures.

Andrew Davies please come back.

Edit: Nice Huddersfield Avatar Arkon.

Thanks. That's a pretty nice Bradford one you've got there too.

 

[rvy]

rvy, defend Benfica.

 

[Tc91]

This game has been mental haha.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

NAHKI WELLS.

LET'S FUCKING GO

Edit: I told you to watch it Hitch.

Lower League football > Prem.

This is awesome tbf, such a high tempo. Remind me next time its on and I'll try and catch it

Normally when I watch Championship games there are too many hopeful crosses, this is fantastic though. Is League 1 normally like it?

Edit: Nice Huddersfield Avatar Arkon.

Thanks. That's a pretty nice Bradford one you've got there too.

Handbags

 

[rvy]

Pffft, I'm not even in Juve and I win them the tile by beating Napoli.

God damn it, Conte.