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[Zabojnik]

Oh btw Serie A gaf, Amauri hasn't scored once in nine league games this season, or if you want to know it in terms of minutes he hasn't scored in 646 minutes. He's our first forward choice...

Another interesting fact: the Juve kit print I saw most on people was....Pogba 0_0

Everybody wants one while he's still with us. Juve fans know what's up.

Spoiler

Stay forever, Polpo Paul. PLSPLSPLSPLS

I read earlier today that Napoli fans had been cunts towards Marseille's bus. you read so many disgusting things about their fans far too often. I hope Juve crush those fucking fools.

I think Napoli's fans are the only ones with even less class than Dortmund's, in the whole world.

I've been telling you this for years now. Worst fans in Italy, tied with Atalanta's.

 

[pulga]

I think Napoli's fans are the only ones with even less class than Dortmund's, in the whole world.

 

[spidye]

Remember when Dortmund fans threw fireworks/pyrotechnics at women and children? Back in the distant past of two weeks ago.

lol

yeah, classy fans

 

[Milchmonster]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

 

[Yurt]

Trying to clean the merda. Classy if you ask me.

 

[Timurid]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

:lol

 

[Zabojnik]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

Miiiilchhhhhhhhh. Holy shit, that's ... terrible.

 

[pulga]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

How hot is she

 

[Yurt]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

Isn't he married? Lol..

It could be Kolo pretending to be Ballack you know

 

[Arnie]

 

[Timurid]

Isn't he married? Lol..

divorced.

 

[spidye]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

how old is she? isn't michael ballack like 49 years old?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Would ask her to not wash for a few days so I could suck his semen right out of her twat.

 

[Zabojnik]

Guys, State of Decay is pretty good.

 

[Linius]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

Obligatory u wot m8

 

[Wilbur]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

no

i cant breathe

hahahahahahaha

ohhhhhh man milch that's nuts!

 

[Hixx]

Would ask her to not wash for a few days so I could suck his semen right out of her twat.

tbh following this line of thinking, milch there is money to be made here

pm me for details i know someone

 

[Elchele]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

best come back

 

[pulga]

star striker is about to be poached by cowardly rival

get beat by arsenal at signal iduna park

crush is getting anally bombarded by michael ballack

please milch dont listen to linkin park for the next couple of weeks

 

[Sviatoslav]

You mad, Milch?

 

[Yurt]

star striker is about to be poached by cowardly rival

get beat by arsenal at signal iduna park

crush is getting anally bombarded by michael ballack

please milch dont listen to linkin park for the next couple of weeks

Ballack used to play for said cowardly rival too

Get your own scouts and crushes Bayern. #GermanSpurs

 

[Elchele]

It would be funnier if it was Kahn tbh

 

[Wilbur]

this is how he eats a twat

all lip

 

[bud]

milch i am so sorry

i truly am

 

[Broder Salsa]

Milch, this is your chance. Make a thread, get a tag, erect a monument for all of GAF to see.

And always remember that it could be worse. Imagine if Oliver Kahn was plowing her or she was getting on her knees for Lothar Matthäus.

I want a Oliver Kahn sex tape so we can get some good new efukt material. Interspecies sex is always hilarious.

 

[valeo]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

 

[Freewheelin']

omg looooool

At least Milch has a claim to fame.

 

[Wilbur]

michael

make sure

her anus

is safe

 

[Blablurn]

milch i am so sorry

i truly am

How many of those crotch pics do u have?

 

[pulga]

I dont think milch came back so we could all make fun of this

but how could we not

milch am sorry

 

[Elchele]

what if Milch is actually Grosskreutz?

 

[Scum]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

Oh shit! :-/

 

[Broder Salsa]

How many of those crotch pics do u have?

There's even photos of his actual dick if you google hard enough bla, go for it.

 

[Kenka]

What a horrible footballing week.

 

[KidA Seven]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

Btw Meier, doesn't Ballack look like Kershaw?

 

[Yurt]

Not cool guys

-

 

[Suen]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

wtf.......

 

[Zabojnik]

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

 

[Blablurn]

There's even photos of his actual dick if you google hard enough bla, go for it.

Ballack had his chance. But them he decided to become a blue cunt. Im not interested in his dick anymore.

 

[Ushojax]

goodnight sweet prince

 

[Lightning]

What a horrible footballing week.

So far it couldn't have gone any better. If we can beat United that will top off an outstanding week.

 

[Suen]

omg looooool

At least Milch has a claim to fame.

 

[Clegg]

Sorry Milch.

I read it like the girl you were hitting on was Michael Ballack in drag.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ballack had his chance. But them he decided to become a blue cunt. Im not interested in his dick anymore.

He just wanted to become part of a big club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9djzoFseNVo

 

[Kenka]

You don't know how much life sucks until you find out that the girl you've been hitting on for the last two weeks at university is actually fucking Michael fucking Ballack in a place around 600 kilometres away from university.

While Ballack is physically attractive, he seems to have the IQ of a kuamot.
The plan : get in the girl's friendzone to get a slice of whatever MB throws at her.

 

[Wilbur]

Milch, just rest easy knowing that he never won a world cup

 

[Blablurn]

He just wanted to become part of a big club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9djzoFseNVo

Lol

 

[Kenka]

So far it couldn't have gone any better. If we can beat United that will top off an outstanding week.

Yeah, you guys are a different story.

 

[cremino]

Btw Meier, doesn't Ballack look like Kershaw?

To me, Ballack looks a bit like Tom Hanks