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[Blablurn]

Back in the days i owned the golden bayern shirt with ballack on the back :'(


#swag

 

[Sviatoslav]

What a horrible footballing week.

Yeah, it was going great until Basel got that late equalizer.

 

[pulga]

guys guys cut it out

Milch milch please come back, we need more details. How did you come about this information?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Back in the days i owned the golden bayern shit with ballack on the back :'(

Bayern sells golden shit?

 

[Blablurn]

You can get a custom name on the Bayern kit, right? Almost tempted to get one with Ballack's name on it now. Gotta respect a legend like him.

Im sure u can lol

 

[Milchmonster]

Hahaha, this page is hilarious I must admit it's not that bad to be honest, and me and Ballack's penises thinking alike makes me like him even more.

She's 26 or something and a good 5 years older than me, so my chances weren't all that great to begin with, I guess. And while she's very hot, smart and seemed like a lot of fun, she also seemed a tad annoying, so I wasn't really looking/hoping for some long-term relationship.

But hearing this Ballack story was so fucking absurd and unreal, I must admit I've felt bad since hearing that. That shit makes you feel like you've got no chance at all lol. But fuck it, I'll act like I know nothing and hope for Ballack to get tired of her hahaha

 

[Blablurn]

Bayern sells golden shit?

Well... Ballack

 

[spidye]

You can get a custom name on the Bayern kit, right? Almost tempted to get one with Ballack's name on it now. Gotta respect a legend like him.

So often he failed to win, but he finally scored.

:LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Kenka]

While we like talking about Ballack (sorry Milkmonster), we should not forget the other legend :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHPcwMHGVw

 

[bud]

seriously milch can you explain what happened and how you found out

 

[pulga]

I must admit it's not that bad to be honest, and me and Ballack's penises thinking alike makes me like him even more.

She's 26 or something and a good 5 years older than me, so my chances weren't all that great to begin with, I guess. And while she's very hot, smart and seemed like a lot of fun, she also seemed a tad annoying, so I wasn't really looking/hoping for some long-term relationship.

But hearing this Ballack story was so fucking absurd and unreal, I must admit I've felt bad since hearing that. That shit makes you feel like you've got no chance at all lol. But fuck it, I'll act like I know nothing and hope for Ballack to get tired of her hahaha

She told you herself?

This case needs some pics, milch. FootyGAF deserves to know what Ballack is smanging.

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[Blablurn]

Do u guys own a tablet?

 

[Freewheelin']

Get out

This thread is now about Michael Ballack's dick.

 

[KidA Seven]

Get out

This thread is now about Michael Ballack's dick.

i don't get it


someone


anyone

pls

 

[Arnie]

It's not worth fleetingly mentioning the female sex in here because Bud wants a fucking 900 word elaboration on her cosmic position.

how did you guys meet

what's her eye colour

what do her feet smell like

 

[pulga]

i don't get it

But milch's girl certainly is

 

[bud]

describe her labia

is she an innie or an outie

what are her coordinates

where is she this very second

 

[Wilbur]

has she ever given you a glass of michael ballacks semen and said if you drink it you will become strong like bull

 

[Elchele]

You can get a custom name on the Bayern kit, right? Almost tempted to get one with Ballack's name on it now. Gotta respect a legend like him.

So often he failed to win, but he finally scored.

LOOOOOL

 

[Zabojnik]

Do u guys own a tablet?

I owned a cheap chinese one for a day, sold it the day after, as it was garbage. I've gotta buy a new one soon and finish reading Jojo or Yurt will murder me in my sleep.

 

[Kenka]

0.001 behind France now. You're losing your CL spot you soft surrenderers!!!

Without Paris France would have slipped behind Turkey. I understand now why Platini badly wanted the WC to be set in Qatar.

Yeah, it was going great until Basel got that late equalizer.

You festered wound.

 

[pulga]

this michael ballsack business desperately needs a thread in the OT

you'll be a legend milch

 

[Willkiller]

Micheal Ballack. Holy shit.

 

[bud]

how will he be a legend when the girl he is madly in love with is getting ballack's nuts busted deep inside of her sugar walls

i don't think i agree with your definition of legend pulga

is benzema also a legend

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Do u guys own a tablet?

I've got a Nexus 7 yes

 

[Milchmonster]

seriously milch can you explain what happened and how you found out

Well, I don't know how if there's something similiar outside of German universities but if you've done a fantastic exam in a certain class, you can get a job in which you teach/help other students. That's what she does and that's how I met her. I told a friend how hot she is since the semester started. And yesterday he's like "Hey, some guy in my classes said there's this girl teaching stuff and she's fucking Michael Ballack. I thought that could be the girl you've been talking about." And I was like "Michael Ballack? Yeah, come on man.", thought he was bullshitting me.

Then I went home and googled that shit, you can guess how my face looked like in that moment lol

She told you herself?

This case needs some pics, milch. FootyGAF deserves to know what Ballack is smanging.

No pics from me, sorry

Edit: And no, I don't really wanna talk about it outside of here.

 

[pulga]

how will he be a legend when the girl he is madly in love with is getting ballack's nuts busted deep inside of her sugar walls

i don't think i agree with your definition of legend pulga

is benzema also a legend

never said he'd be the good type of legend

but maybe he'll get a legendary tag

mumei pls

 

[Elchele]

Well, I don't know how if there's something similiar outside of German universities but if you've done a fantastic exam in a certain class, you can get a job in which you teach/help other students. That's what she does and that's how I met her. I told a friend how hot she is since the semester started. And yesterday he's like "Hey, some guy in my classes said there's this girl teaching stuff and she's fucking Michael Ballack. I thought that could be the girl you've been talking about." And I was like "Michael Ballack? Yeah, come on man.", thought he was bullshitting me.

Then I went home and googled that shit, you can guess how my face looked like in that moment lol

somebody google that shit and post photos pls

 

[Freewheelin']

never said he'd be the good type of legend

but maybe he'll get a legendary tag

mumei pls

"My gf fucked a loser"

 

[pulga]

Well, I don't know how if there's something similiar outside of German universities but if you've done a fantastic exam in a certain class, you can get a job in which you teach/help other students. That's what she does and that's how I met her. I told a friend how hot she is since the semester started. And yesterday he's like "Hey, some guy in my classes said there's this girl teaching stuff and she's fucking Michael Ballack. I thought that could be the girl you've been talking about." And I was like "Michael Ballack? Yeah, come on man.", thought he was bullshitting me.

Then I went home and googled that shit lol



No pics from me, sorry

how does one write in german "michael ballack new girlfriend" guys

my google fu in english is yielding no results

 

[bud]

i found someone

milch how old is she

and what letter does her name start with

i hope this is her

 

[Sviatoslav]

You festered wound.

Europa League is serious business. You never forget those than wronged you.

 

[Elchele]

bud don't be selfish

 

[pulga]

i found someone

milch how old is she

and what letter does her name start with

i hope this is her

post the goddamn pic goddamn you

 

[Wilbur]

Don't post any pics assholes.

 

[pulga]

MICHAEL BALLACK NEUE FREUNDIN

 

[Elchele]

Don't post any pics assholes.

why not? If the pics are on Bild or similar, I don't see the problem

 

[Batigol]

Michael fucking Ballack :lol

I missed this thread

 

[Wilbur]

why not? If the pics are on Bild or similar, I don't see the problem

what if they are snapshots from her personal camera of her deepthroating his gargantuan bratwurst

thats not on egg farmer

 

[Sviatoslav]

Bud remember when we told you how to get pics of Wilbz' mom? You owe us.

 

[Yurt]

Michael fucking Ballack :lol

no

a girl is fucking ballack


am off to bed

 

[K1LLER7]

It could be worse....

She could've gone with a footballer like Ashley Young.

 

[pulga]

Don't post any pics assholes.

oh look who's trying to be the moral compass

get bent and reamed

Spoiler

by Michael Ballack

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

It could be worse....

She could've gone with Ashley Young.

Racist

 

[Wilbur]

Bud remember when we told you how to get pics of Wilbz mom? You owe us.

please get out of here commie

oh look who's trying to be the moral compass

get bent and reamed

Spoiler

by Michael Ballack

please get out of here barcelona fan

 

[K1LLER7]

Racist

Haha Bacon pls.

 

[Sviatoslav]

It could be worse....

She could've gone with a footballer like Ashley Young.

wut?

 

[Freewheelin']

Bud remember when we told you how to get pics of Wilbz' mom? You owe us.

Pls no.

 

[pulga]

please get out of here commie



please get out of here barcelona fan

I hope Arsenal Michael Ballack's your midtable team