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[GorillaJu]

Lallana's goal was pure class. Definitely the best seen so far this week.

 

[Wes]

If Bacuna's goal had been scored by someone in a top 6 side people would be jerking off their eye stems in ecstasy.

 

[bjaelke]

If Bacuna's goal had been scored by someone in a top 6 side people would be jerking off their eye stems in ecstasy.

It's obvious that the goal drought has hindered your judgement.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Hulk missed another pen?! LOOOOOOOOOL

Only thing he's good for anymore is a good arse banging

We should have been up by like 5 goals and now we're losing 2-1 at halftime. Fucking Spartak.

Thanks Hulk.

 

[Wilbur]

If Bacuna's goal had been scored by someone in a top 6 side people would be jerking off their eye stems in ecstasy.

It was brilliant but Lallana's >

We should have been up by like 5 goals and now we're losing 2-1 at halftime. Fucking Spartak.

Thanks Hulk.

Oh dear. Who scored your first?

Does Spalletti still have that absurd moustache? Maybe he should shave it and you'll become powerful again.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hi what time is Juve vs Napoli?

 

[Wilbur]

Hi what time is Juve vs Napoli?

7.45 our time honey. Gives you enough of a break for a big post win wank

I'm
Missing
EVERYTHING

Work 12-5 and then 6-10. Catching the second half of ours fortunately.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Oh dear. Who scored your first?

Does Spalletti still have that absurd moustache? Maybe he should shave it and you'll become powerful again.

The almighty Kerzhagod of course.

 

[Plasma]

Premier League @premierleague
Suarez? Snodgrass? Sessegnon? Vote for your favourite #BPL goal on Saturday by heading to premierleague.com pic.twitter.com/5MvIcTz5U6

Bacuna looks a lot like Sessegnon apparently.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Bacuna looks a lot like Sessegnon apparently.

That's racist

 

[Vivalaraza]

Bacuna looks a lot like Sessegnon apparently.

That's racist

:lol

 

[Linius]

Bacuna looks a lot like Sessegnon apparently.

I think Bacon made that image.

EDIT

I should have refreshed, too late to make the joke

 

[Salvadora]

Think the Guardian is right, Wenger's recent comments make it look like he's asserting himself as the alpha male in the league.

 

[Zabojnik]

Between United - Arsenal and Juve - Napoli the potential for football drama is sky high today.

 

[WJD]

Feeling surprisingly calm about today. It's nice being able to go into a game as underdogs for once - just want to see some proper ballsy performances, that's all.

 

[Sviatoslav]

fml. Anybody but them. pls

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Wilbur]

Svia

lol

 

[Sviatoslav]

Movsisyan you rotten Armenian cunt, stop scoring.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Movsisyan died for his sins. I tried to warn you, you poor fool

 

[Suen]

Movsisyan with a hat trick. He's killing Zenit loooool. Just as God Phantast2k intended.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Movsisyan with a hat trick. He's killing Zenit loooool. Just as God Phantast2k intended.

It's okay, he's off injured now. That's what happens when you score that many against god's team. Phantast will still be pleased though because his boy Lucas Barrios came on as a sub.

 

[Sviatoslav]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CANNON

 

[Splatt]

What a shit matchday yesterday. We lost, everyone else won and on top of that, Subotic will be out for MONTHS.

Fuck football.

He's out for 6 months, so basically, out for the season

Come back stronger Subo!

 

[Manager]

He's out for 6 months, so basically, out for the season

Come back stronger Subo!

Who will be back-up? Is he good replacement?

 

[Suen]

It's okay, he's off injured now. That's what happens when you score that many against god's team. Phantast will still be pleased though because his boy Lucas Barrios came on as a sub.

:lol Sviato for the pens Hulk miss he makes them up with goals and ass.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Movsisyan died for his sins. I tried to warn you, you poor fool

RANDERS LEGEND.

 

[Wilbur]

Alright. I'm in two minds about how I want us to line up today. In terms of our best players and ones I want to suck until they cum dust, then Januzaj and Kagawa are the wingers I want. In terms or nullifying Arsenal's threat Valencia's probably a given as well as one of Young or Nani. Dunno.

Assuming Carrick isn't fit, I think we'll see

DDG; Smalling, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra; Valencia, Jones, Fellaini, Januzaj; Rooney, RVP

Gonna have to be quick on the counter, let Koscielny press RVP high and isolate Mertesacker against Rooney.

 

[Manager]

Friedel; Walker, Vertonghen, Dawson, Chiriches; Paulinho, Dembele, Eriksen, Sigurdsson, Townsend, Soldado
Gomes, Kaboul, Lennon, Lamela, Holtby, Defoe, Sandro

Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon; Sissoko, Tiote (c), Cabaye, Gouffran; Shola Ameobi, Remy
Elliot, Coloccini, Anita, Obertan, Sammy Ameobi, Ben Arfa, Cisse

 

[Splatt]

Who will be back-up? Good/bad?

Their starting CB's are going to be Papastathopoulos and Hummels, but I'm not sure who's going to be back-up.

Looking at their defense players at soccerway, the only candidates are Koray Günter and Marian Sarr.

 

[Wilbur]

Friedel; Walker, Vertonghen, Dawson, Chiriches; Paulinho, Dembele, Eriksen, Sigurdsson, Townsend, Soldado
Gomes, Kaboul, Lennon, Lamela, Holtby, Defoe, Sandro

Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon; Sissoko, Tiote (c), Cabaye, Gouffran; Shola Ameobi, Remy
Elliot, Coloccini, Anita, Obertan, Sammy Ameobi, Ben Arfa, Cisse

Spurs are going to concede today, Brad's looking all shaky nowadays. Newcastle really should be starting Anita. And I think it's silly Lamela's on the bench, silly bedding in and rotation excuses will only get you so far but unless he's too tired (which he shouldn't be), then he should be in the team after his performance on Thursday.

 

[Freewheelin']

Want our team to be:

Chesney; Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscienly, Gibbs; Arteta, Ramsey; Rosicky, Ozil, Cazorla; Giroud.

Flamini to come off the bench.

 

[Wilbur]

I feel so sorry for Subotic. Piszczek is also still injured, right? Dortmund just can't catch a break.

Loan them Rafinha

 

[Salvadora]

Want our team to be:

Chesney; Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscienly, Gibbs; Arteta, Ramsey; Rosicky, Ozil, Cazorla; Giroud.

Agreed.

With Flamini, Wilshere and Bendtner coming on as subs. I wonder if Davido-kun will set United up to really go for it.

 

[Wilbur]

We don't have any replacement for him either. It's hard to get good defenders.

Oh yeah I forgot Lahm was a midfielder now lol

 

[Sviatoslav]

fml

 

[TheLucifer]

So, Galliani will leave at the end of the season and Barbara Berlusconi will rebuild the board.

As much as I hated the Gold Tie during some transfer windows, I'm really sorry to see him leaving Milan, especially considering how much we won with him as our CEO: 8 Scudetti, 1 Coppa Italia, 5 Champions League, 5 European Supercup, 3 Club World Cup and 6 Italian Supercup. Sure, he also went to Spain the summer we sold Sheva only to come back with Ricardo Oliveira, but in the end I think I'll remember only the good stuff (Ibra and Balo were two great transfers financially speaking, Kakà too).

We're going to have so many bad years now, I can feel it. Barbara can't be trusted and she's still unexperienced to manage a team like Milan by herself.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Thank god nobody was watching that game. I wouldn't be able to bear having to see a gif of that 4th goal in this thread. Eredivisie level defending.

 

[WJD]

Can't see Carrick starting today unfortunately. Fellaini+Jones/Cleverley+Jones looks more likely and infinitely more worrying.

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On another note, does anybody know where I can get my hands on a 1 month PS+ code?

 

[spidye]

Oh yeah I forgot Lahm was a midfielder now lol

he's now an AM
:lol

pep's crazy hipster tactics make me laugh my ass off

really sucks for subotic. even though his antics against robben and bayern were shitty and the other players are much classier than him he still didn't deserve this.

I hope he has more luck than badstuber

 

[sohois]

I can't believe Gomes is still at Spurs. Does no one want him or something?

 

[Salazar]

one of Young or Nani.

Both need to produce scrotum-tingling genius for the next 1,000 minutes of league and CL football for me to start respecting them on a human level. That kind of species fellow-feeling will take some time to recover.

Still fucking bus-trips away from giving a fuck about either as a footballer.

 

[bjaelke]

On another note, does anybody know where I can get my hands on a 1 month PS+ code?

The PS4 will include such a code. They don't stack on top of existing memberships, so you can probably get one from the launch thread next week. A lot of gaf members are already subscribed to PS+, so they'll be giving them away for free.

 

[Manager]

Their starting CB's are going to be Papastathopoulos and Hummels, but I'm not sure who's going to be back-up.

Looking at their defense players at soccerway, the only candidates are Koray Günter or Marian Sarr.

Had to Google that guy, thought you meant Papadopoulos at Schalke. Apparently Sokratis came from Bremen.

According to Transfermarkt values:
Hummels €26m
Subotic €20m
Sokratis €10m
...
...
Sarr €0.5m 18 y/o
Gunter €0.5m 19 y/o

They must be screwed if they get another injury.

 

[WJD]

The PS4 will include such a code. They don't stack on top of existing memberships, so you can probably get one from the launch thread next week. A lot of gaf members are already subscribed to PS+, so they'll be giving them away for free.

Ah good point. Hopefully the EU PS4's have them included too.

 

[Wilbur]

Both need to produce scrotum-tingling genius for the next 1,000 minutes of league and CL football for me to start respecting them on a human level. That kind of species fellow-feeling will take some time to recover.

Still fucking bus-trips away from giving a fuck about either as a footballer.

Agreed. But I mean theoretically - and as Moyes is a man of science - Young would defend a left flank better than Kagawa and Januzaj. Do I want to see us defend a left flank more than we attack it?

No.

But my darling Sal, we have to prepare for inevitability.

 

[LTWheels]

@TalkingAnfield: Others have claimed "[Suso's] repertoire of techniques is infinite" with a "golden left foot" and who you can "expect anything from".

 

[Suen]

Oh yeah I forgot Lahm was a midfielder now lol

This doesn't sound as stupid anymore after Ancelotti used Ramos as DM. Football pls.

 

[Wilbur]

This doesn't sound as stupid anymore after Ancelotti used Ramos as DM. Football pls.

Moyeristotle is going to play Anderson as false nine today

 

[WJD]

Moyeristotle is going to play Anderson as false nine today

Remember when Capello played Jones in the hole?

I do.