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[Mr Cola]

Our game is at 4am. Boo.

Im going to stay up, way too excited about this than I should be :3

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Is this Cuadrado to Man Utd stuff legit?

Boy howdy.

 

[figadapaura]

That MUFC away kit is actually pretty damn sharp.

I never share these Buzzfeed quizzes but WTF @ this one. It's hard. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/can-you-guess-which-keanu-reeves-is-older-keanu-reeves

I got 7 out of 12. He is a ridiculous man.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm no where near good enough for humans m8.

I genuinely find it easier to play against low-level humans than against bots

Against humans you normally have a team who react to danger and help you out in a way that the friendly bots just aren't capable of, and enemy bots make less mistakes that you can take advantage of from my experience


edit: Go away Dissonance, amateurs only

 

[dc89]

I heard it was for Isco.

:/

Rolls Reus




Probably some bollocks marketing spiel, we're delighted to announce our partnership with Mountain Dew, the refreshing tonic to a thirsty day, that kind of shite.

:/

Pls don't get either of these.

 

[Barzul]

BPL: City
FA cup: Chelsea

La Liga: Barca
Copa: Real

Bundesliga: Bayern
DFB: Bayern

Ligue: PSG

Serie A: Roma

CL: Arsenal

Spoiler

Real

 

[Vivalaraza]

Im going to stay up, way too excited about this than I should be :3

It's gonna be rubbish pal. Pre-season games always are.

 

[Clegg]

It's gonna be rubbish pal. Pre-season games always are.

Especially last summers when we lost most of them.

 

[Mr Cola]

It's gonna be rubbish pal. Pre-season games always are.

No doubt, but I refuse to believe it will be as gash as last years and I watched all of those

Plus ive never actually seen Herrera play, cant miss that...

 

[Willkiller]

I genuinely find it easier to play against low-level humans than against bots

Against humans you normally have a team who react to danger and help you out in a way that the friendly bots just aren't capable of, and enemy bots make less mistakes that you can take advantage of from my experience

Mate last time I played with humans I they said they were going to report me I was that bad. Granted, that was before I even knew what a last hit was, but still.

I played against medium bots last night and had a pretty good time, pinging the map got me the help I needed.

 

[figadapaura]

There's no way I'm staying up until 6am just to watch us play LA Galaxy.

 

[Milchmonster]

I'm not sure why you are taking this so personally.

Lewandowski is one of the best CFs in Europe. Immobile isn't.

That is that.

It's a statement of fact.

I don't.

Your statement is only valid in this moment. Immobile hasn't even played a single match for us yet. Fact is, players can develop and saying our strikers are "just not good enough" makes it sound like we signed three Julian Schiebers. When was the point when people said Lewandowski is one of the best strikers? Right, when he scored the 4 goals against Madrid. It really doesn't matter if Immobile is one of the best strikers right now or not.

Milch...

Lewa wearing an eyepatch coming back from a 6 month injury the day after his dog died is better than top form immobile. Stop kidding yourself m8.

Can we have pulga back?

Stop thinking about strikers and get your club to finally sign a goddamn CB.

Milch, have you ever seen him play?

Be honest.

Why should I not be honest? I haven't seen much of him, I can't properly rate him yet. But I trust in Klopp/Zorc.

 

[Clegg]

Its only July but starting to get a bit tetchy over United's transfer business. Still plenty of time left before the window closes, but the league starts relatively soon and we're still nowhere near strong enough in midfield or defence.

 

[Mr Cola]

Guess ill be talking in the thread alone then

 

[Yurt]

don't get Peco banned you cunts, that's 'No Fun Allowed'.....

edit: oh the irony though

 

[Perfect Blue]

edit: Go away Dissonance, amateurs only

((((

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Mate last time I played with humans I they said they were going to report me I was that bad. Granted, that was before I even knew what a last hit was, but still.

I played against medium bots last night and had a pretty good time, pinging the map got me the help I needed.

Ignore those cunts

They give you no advice, they leave you to die in one-on-ones, then they fucking try getting everyone else to report you. You'll be with me though, we'll be pro as fuck

 

[The_Hitcher89]

@Liverpool fans, remember when Espanyol battered us 3-0 at Anfield in the last preseason game before 09/10, and we tried convincing ourselves that it was irrelevant. Yeah...


@rest of the thread, hurry the fuck up so my double posts stop being double posts

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Look, I like lunch meats just as much as the next guy, but I draw the line at getting "Salami" tattooed on my arm.

 

[Willkiller]

Ignore those cunts

They give you no advice, they leave you to die in one-on-ones, then they fucking try getting everyone else to report you. You'll be with me though, we'll be pro as fuck

God damn it Hitch. Well, keep an eye on the chat. If I need help you best come fucking running.


I'm soloing mid.

 

[Elchele]

he is a good CB, but nowhere near good enough for a starter, 20m too LMFAO

20M for a defender in today's market is ok. Specially if you're Barcelona/RM/Bayern/oilclub.

Is either that or promoting someone from your reserves.

 

[FootballFan]

There's no way I'm staying until 6am just to watch us play LA Galaxy.

How about you sleep at 10pm and wake up at 4?

Not that hard. Don't see the need to stay up until the game starts.

I woke up at 5.40am to watch barca vs recreativo. Much easier than staying up for it.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Guess ill be talking in the thread alone then

No Sir.

I will be watching it to.

Because well it will be 9am here so not that bad

 

[The_Hitcher89]

God damn it Hitch. Well, keep an eye on the chat. If I need help you best come fucking running.


I'm soloing mid.

No you're fucking not, unless you're Sniper or someone

If we ask to take the safe-lane, the rest of the team should let us

 

[Gurthang]

Look, I like lunch meats just as much as the next guy, but I draw the line at getting "Salami" tattooed on my arm.

Salomi
actually looks shopped

 

[Carbonox]

Peco, hah. You oblong.

Tango, you beat me to a salami joke. God bless you.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Avi Barr ‏@avibarr 3m

Story emerging of incident at MCFC EDS 'friendly' match tonight. Seko Fofana sent off and match abandoned before HT after he punched ref.

Elite

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[Milchmonster]

20M for a defender in today's market is ok. Specially if you're Barcelona/RM/Bayern/oilclub.

Is either that or promoting someone from your reserves.

10m for Ginter and 8m for Sokratis

Buying CBs is easy if you know how to do it.

 

[Clegg]

Punching the ref.

Classic.

 

[Diablo Rosso]

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Incredible.

 

[Willkiller]

No you're fucking not, unless you're Sniper or someone

Bloodseeker

 

[cartoon_soldier]

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Haha. Nice

 

[Mr Cola]

LvG press conference at 2:30am BST, hope MUTV shows it

 

[Coldnoodle]

BPL: Liverpool
FA cup: Liverpool

La Liga: Sevilla
Copa: Atletico

Bundesliga: Dortmund
DFB: Schalke 04

Ligue: Lyon

Serie A: Palermo

CL: Liverpool

Spoiler

Liverpool

Spoiler

I just picked my favourite teams :3

 

[omgkitty]

10m for Ginter and 8m for Sokratis

Buying CBs is easy if you know how to do it.

To be fair, Werder Bremen would probably take just about anything you give them.

 

[Elchele]

Well, how would you know our strikers are not good enough?

We basically replaced one great striker with a talented striker, a good, Bundesliga proven striker and Ji. Look at how well Barrios did for us, he surely wasn't at Lewandowski vs Madrid levels. Losing Lewandowski will change the way we play but people are overreacting about it. Hell, even Julian fucking Schieber scored a winning goal in a CL match against City :lol

It all comes down that you think Immobile is not good enough to replace Lewandowski, which, in my opinion, is shitting on a player when you haven't even watched him play.

you can't blame premfaces. They don't understand. In their league the only way to get better is signing more expensive players, the coaching side is irrelevant there

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bloodseeker

Hmm

That would probably actually work at this level since nobody knows how to handle that move where you take damage for every step

Go online so we can stop shitting this thread up

 

[FootballFan]

Can we have pulga back?

Stop thinking about strikers and get your club to finally sign a goddamn CB.

Salva is right, who cares man just let it go.

What does pulga and barca signing CBs have to do with it anyway lol.

 

[rvy]

Peco.

Already a legend in Football-GAF annals of muppetry.

 

[figadapaura]

Give it to me.

Shame I'll have to buy the fucking US version.

Damn Germany and their censorship laws.

 

[Carbonox]

Tremors is on TV. My night is sorted.

 

[wedward]

I'll definitely be watching Arsenal vs. Thierry Henry's Red Bulls.

Should be fun.

 

[FootballFan]

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Hahahaha wtf.

 

[wedward]

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Meier never saw this coming after all his FM scouting.

 

[Meier]

Wish Borini would just leave tbh, for the good of himself, Liverpool and Sunderland

Saw a rumor that Juve were interested. Loool, I wonder how much his agent paid to float that.

 

[Elchele]

10m for Ginter and 8m for Sokratis

Buying CBs is easy if you know how to do it.

That's bundesliga-exclusive, tho. Non-inflated prices are great

 

[FootballFan]

Peco.

Your edit.

Pls.

 

[Milchmonster]

Salva is right, who cares man just let it go.

What does pulga and barca signing CBs have to do with it anyway lol.

Not sure about that. But it's probably because you don't get Hummels.

 

[figadapaura]

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lol

fantastic

 

[Meier]

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Yikes. It was in Croatia so there was some concern that racism may have been involved. Hopefully that isn't the case.. this kid is a really good player, so hopefully whatever caused him to flip his lid like this doesn't end his career.