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[Horseress]

gif that troll cat pls, I'm dying over here :lololo

 

[Fergie]

:lol

Amazing.

 

[dark_prinny]

ANIMAL ABUSE!

PAGING PETA!

 

[inky]

A black cat is good luck for Barca, right?

 

[DrM]

That was some very good looking stray cat probably one of many living near the stadium

 

[FuturusX]

Sure but it depends how you look at it. In the normal economic world, no footballer is worth what is paid for them. In the football world, money isn't an issue because the majority of top clubs can pay as much as they want for players. So who cares how much money is paid for them.

Well of course..nothing is worth anything, even within the 'normal' economic world. But I think that for the most part, value in the transfer market is based on what is 'normal' If Bale, CR7, Neymar and Suarez are the new top end standard then Di Maria is probably not a bad price.

I think the larger issue right now is how balanced UTD squad will be when the transfer window closed. This will be too expensive a deal if they don't address other problem areas.

 

[Wilbur]

That's cheered me right up. Cat was just evading fuckers :lol

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Suarez would have racially abused that cat if he wasn't already banned.

 

[Jarnet87]

Lee Cattermole bossed the United midfield. Vidal is worth a billion pound transfer to United.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

amazing cat.

 

[Wilbur]

Lee Cattermole bossed the United midfield. Vidal is worth a billion pound transfer to United.

that cat would have bossed our midfield, let alone CATtermole

 

[Hixx]

OPINIONS

Mannone is BACK. Was pretty poor against WBA but what a boss. What. A. Boss.

van Aanholt is fucking terrible. Valencia had him shit scared all game ffs. Bring back Alonso ASAP...

Brown and O'Shea are better than any defenders Man United have. Ty Uncle Fug.

Vergini is great, all hail Santi Vergini.

Lee Cattermole is the best DM in the league. Anyone who says otherwise is simply wrong.

Rodwell looked alright, great header & some nice turns.

Wickham needs to play CF and we need to fuck Fletcher off. He does nothing.

Buckley was quite impressive. Good option for when AJ isn't fit.

Chris Smalling

Tom Cleverley

Ashley Young is a fucking disgrace and should be banned from football.

 

[confuziz]

Suarez would have racially abused that cat if he wasn't already banned.

Come on

He would have bitten the cat.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Suarez would have racially abused that cat if he wasn't already banned.

You chose racially abused instead of biting. Interesting.

 

[Wilbur]

Come on

He would have bitten the cat.

You chose racially abused instead of biting. Interesting.

Because the cat was black

come on lads keep up

 

[LAM09]

I love seeing smaller Prem clubs get players that are above their level. It is just making the Prem even stronger!

 

[Kurt Angle]

release the hounds

 

[Hixx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpt0jvRtjOk

Ellis Short did the Ice bucket challenge thing.

If only the bucket was filled with money for transfers.

omg hahah

"The club will fine Adam for nominating me and donate the proceeds to ALS"

Edit: He nominates Mike Ashley, Alan Pardew and Jack Colbacl

fuck it I take it back, what a guy Ellis Short is.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Because the cat was black

come on lads keep up

So if it was a white cat he would have bitten it?

 

[Bumhead]

THAT FUCKING CAT!!!

I don't think anything makes me laugh more than animals. Like the Loftus Road Squirrel last year or when you were at school and a dog ran on the field.

 

[Coldnoodle]

OPINIONS

Mannone is BACK. Was pretty poor against WBA but what a boss. What. A. Boss.

van Aanholt is fucking terrible. Valencia had him shit scared all game ffs. Bring back Alonso ASAP...

Brown and O'Shea are better than any defenders Man United have. Ty Uncle Fug.

Vergini is great, all hail Santi Vergini.

Lee Cattermole is the best DM in the league. Anyone who says otherwise is simply wrong.

Rodwell looked alright, great header & some nice turns.

Wickham needs to play CF and we need to fuck Fletcher off. He does nothing.

Buckley was quite impressive. Good option for when AJ isn't fit.

Chris Smalling

Tom Cleverley

Ashley Young is a fucking disgrace and should be banned from football.

Wait, aren't you a Southampton fan?

 

[Wilbur]

So if it was a white cat he would have bitten it?

err yeah sure

 

[L1NETT]

So if it was a white cat he would have bitten it?

Well aren't white cats deaf so the cat wouldn't have heard him racially abuse it

 

[Hixx]

Wait, aren't you a Southampton fan?

idiot American

 

[Wilbur]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpt0jvRtjOk

Ellis Short did the Ice bucket challenge thing.

If only the bucket was filled with money for transfers.

omg hahah

"The club will fine Adam for nominating me and donate the proceeds to ALS"

Edit: He nominates Mike Ashley, Alan Pardew and Jack Colbacl

fuck it I take it back, what a guy Ellis Short is.

hahaha that's jokes

 

[Gareth Bale]

Well aren't white cats deaf so the cat wouldn't have heard him racially abuse it

:lol where did you get that from?

 

[sneaky77]

Munir ahead of Pedro.. and then Neymar will be back and Suarez.. I think Pedro may want to start looking to move in the next 7 days

 

[FuturusX]

:lol where did you get that from?

His premiere assssssssss.

 

[L1NETT]

:lol where did you get that from?

Don't they have bad hearing problems?

Did I dream this

In cats, inherited congenital (present from birth) deafness is seen almost exclusively in white coated individuals. The deafness is caused by degeneration of the auditory apparatus of the inner ear and may affect one ear (unilateral) or both ears (bilateral).

From icatcare.com

 

[Freewheelin']

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpt0jvRtjOk

Ellis Short did the Ice bucket challenge thing.

If only the bucket was filled with money for transfers.

omg hahah

"The club will fine Adam for nominating me and donate the proceeds to ALS"

Edit: He nominates Mike Ashley, Alan Pardew and Jack Colbacl

fuck it I take it back, what a guy Ellis Short is.

do you think Ellis understands your accents lol

 

[kingellesar]

Munir ahead of Pedro.. and then Neymar will be back and Suarez.. I think Pedro may want to start looking to move in the next 7 days

United can take him after City troll them with ADM

 

[Hixx]

Don't they have bad hearing problems?

Did I dream this

I think it's something to do with eye colour being linked to deafness in cats, not fur.

 

[Wilbur]

United can take him after City troll them with ADM

 

[LanceVance]

Well of course..nothing is worth anything, even within the 'normal' economic world. But I think that for the most part, value in the transfer market is based on what is 'normal' If Bale, CR7, Neymar and Suarez are the new top end standard then Di Maria is probably not a bad price.

I think the larger issue right now is how balanced UTD squad will be when the transfer window closed. This will be too expensive a deal if they don't address other problem areas.

Utd are pretty fucked if they don't buy a centre mid or another defender by the end of the window. But Di Maria is a huge improvement over our current wingers, Young and Valencia.

 

[Scum]

1-0 Benfica

 

[FortuneFaded]

:lol where did you get that from?

I'd never heard it either. So I looked and found this:

95% of the general cat population is non-white cats (i.e. not pure white) and congenital deafness is extremely rare in non-white cats.
5% of the general cat population is white cats (i.e. pure white). 15-40% of these pure white cats have one or two blue-eyes.
Of those white cats with one or two blue eyes, 60-80% are deaf; 20-40% have normal hearing; 30-40% had one blue eye and were deaf while 60-70% had one blue eye and normal hearing.
Of the 5% of white cats in the overall population, 60-80% had eyes of other colors (e.g. orange, green). Of those 10- 20% were deaf and 80-90% had normal hearing.
Deaf white cats with one or two blue eyes account for 0.25 - 1.5 of total cat population
Total number of cats with white coat and blue eyes account for 0.75 - 2.0% of total cat population

 

[Coldnoodle]

idiot American

I always confuse you and 3sixty for some reason..

And I'm Canadian eh.

 

[Jarnet87]

I am dead inside watching this United team. We need to flush the whole squad down the drain and start over.

- Surprise surprise Chris Smalling picked up an injury. I said at some point soon this season our back line would consist of Keane Fletcher/Carrick and Blackett if we stick 3 CBs, looks like it's coming very soon. I expect Jones to get a knock soon and be out for a few fixtures. Inexcusable that van Gaal only bought 1 CB when our 3 most senior CBs are injury prone and have been since their debuts.
- I don't know what LVG is doing with this 3-5-2. It's tough to tell whether Valencia and Young are being conservative and not helping the attack because of design, or if they are just so god dam bad. But if it is the case that van Gaal wants them to be help more defensively (basically 5 at the back) then why the fuck are we not playing 2 fullbacks instead.
- Fletcher and Cleverly did exactly what everyone expected. Our front three players can't even get the ball, and when they do their only option is to pass it back. Our midfield has no runners, Young and Valencia are utterly useless. RVP and Rooney were ghosts today, I think Rooney touched it 3 times. RVP only got the ball when he shifted out to the right, and of course Valencia just stood still instead of making a run or cutting in.
- Even a team as bad as Sunderland has more pace then United now. Every time we looked to break they had 4 or 5 defenders back to our 2 attackers.

 

[Hixx]

I always confuse you and 3sixty for some reason..

And I'm Canadian eh.

that was my joke

 

[Kurt Angle]

 

[LanceVance]

How the fuck does a cat get into the nou camp :loool

 

[inky]

Mathieu looks 45 years old.

 

[kingellesar]

Stupid phone.

 

[Wilbur]

lool

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

I am dead inside watching this United team. We need to flush the whole squad down the drain and start over.

- Surprise surprise Chris Smalling picked up an injury. I said at some point soon this season our back line would consist of Keane Fletcher/Carrick and Blackett if we stick 3 CBs, looks like it's coming very soon. I expect Jones to get a knock soon and be out for a few fixtures. Inexcusable that van Gaal only bought 1 CB when our 3 most senior CBs are injury prone and have been since their debuts.
- I don't know what LVG is doing with this 3-5-2. It's tough to tell whether Valencia and Young are being conservative and not helping the attack because of design, or if they are just so god dam bad. But if it is the case that van Gaal wants them to be help more defensively (basically 5 at the back) then why the fuck are we not playing 2 fullbacks instead.
- Fletcher and Cleverly did exactly what everyone expected. Our front three players can't even get the ball, and when they do their only option is to pass it back. Our midfield has no runners, Young and Valencia are utterly useless. RVP and Rooney were ghosts today, I think Rooney touched it 3 times. RVP only got the ball when he shifted out to the right, and of course Valencia just stood still instead of making a run or cutting in.
- Even a team as bad as Sunderland has more pace then United now. Every time we looked to break they had 4 or 5 defenders back to our 2 attackers.

it's absolutely horrific

beyond belief how some players weren't shown the door weeks ago

 

[Freewheelin']

dead

 

[dark_prinny]

That was close.

 

[Wilbur]

king what are you doing

 

[Gareth Bale]

Don't they have bad hearing problems?

Did I dream this

I think some white cats might have hearing problems. I don't think all white cats are deaf.

I might be wrong though.

I'd never heard it either. So I looked and found this:

So 15-48% of white cats are deaf. It's a lot more prominent than I thought. Good shout L1nett

 

[Fry]

Stupid phone.

go ly dow