Dammnit Palace! Just announce the Zaha signing already!
This club, who need daytime daytime soap operas when you can just follow this wonderfully disturbed club.
1. Reach premier league.
2. Start abysmal.
3. Hire the one guy nobody wants.
4. Miraclously avoid relegation with a great margin, hated manager is now loved and crowned manager of the year.
5. Happily await the new season just to see the manager leave 2 days before the season starts.
6. Find the replacement, only to have him accused of racial slur, the same day you host a Kick It Out event, and have your sporting director leave at the same time.
7. Hire the one guy nobody wants instead. Again.
8. Get the news the one of the most promising and beloved player of the recent years is coming back .