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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT5| Place for normal, legit banter

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Arnie

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I'd poo on Roy Hodgson.

It would be my favourite poo ever.

I could have a rock hard poo that tickled my rectal G-Spot and it still wouldn't come close to the time when I dropped a fat fucking load of bowel juice in Roy's eyes, the fucking owl.
 
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Wilbur

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Melon Yellow said:
Nothing can beat a bit of Pink Floyd.
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I like a lot of their more obvious stuff, things like Hello and Money. Don't like it when it goes too ambienty and whatnot.

Hixx said:
Steven Taylor's face needs copious amounts of shit.

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Sons of Anarchy has gotten so bad :( Used to be amazing.
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I was reading the wiki just to see what it was all about and whatnot because it's supposed to be good. Couldn't keep track of names because there seemed to be so many fucking deaths.
 
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Zabojnik

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Melon Yellow said:
Nothing can beat a bit of Pink Floyd.
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Agreed. New album out soon, fuck yeah. I'm stupidly excited. Also, an obligatory and heartfelt fuck you to the "it's not Pink Floyd without Waters" crowd.

Posting for new page in all its glory:

freddie-freddie-mercury-.jpg
 
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Clegg

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WoodenLung said:
If I could poop in the face of any human alive, it would be Agger. But Bono straight afterwards.



Seeing his attempt at singing a few years ago was truly the most embarrasing thing I've ever seen (and I've seen Avril Lavigne trying to play live), fat bastard could barely breath and had to leave the stage every 10 minutes, where the rest of the band was just standing there doing solo stuff for 5 minutes, while he changed clothes and snorted a line backstage.
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Isn't there a rumour that he has an oxygen tank backstage so he can take a breather every few minutes? His voice is shot to bits so it's a plausible rumour at least. Cocaine is probably the more likely scenario though.
 
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Wilbur

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:lol Arnold, just imagine his face as your plop slapped him in his jowls.

I'd love to do a creamy masala shit on whoever thought it was necessary to make this fucking bus go on diversion. Extra ten minutes it's added to my journey. Fuming. Crouch down, minister of transport. Let me squat over your face and release the hounds.
 
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Kikarian

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Wilbur said:
I like a lot of their more obvious stuff, things like Hello and Money. Don't like it when it goes too ambienty and whatnot.
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Piper At The Gates Of Dawn is incredible. I love their early stuff a lot more.

Zabojnik said:
Agreed. New album out soon, fuck yeah. I'm stupidly excited. Also, an obligatory and heartfelt fuck you to the "it's not Pink Floyd without Waters" crowd.
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Have to say Zab, I'm one of them :lol

Haven't listened to Division Bell and probably won't listen to the new album. For me Roger Waters had the idea of Pink Floyd along with Syd. I'm not saying Gilmour didn't, but he took it in a direction I don't think they should have. But that's my personal opinion.
 
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Hixx

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Wilbur said:
I like a lot of their more obvious stuff, things like Hello and Money. Don't like it when it goes too ambienty and whatnot.



I was reading the wiki just to see what it was all about and whatnot because it's supposed to be good. Couldn't keep track of names because there seemed to be so many fucking deaths.
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The problem with the deaths is that they come years too late. The writer has an unbelievable case of nepotism that imo has ruined the show.
 
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Disagree Guy

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WoodenLung said:
I was going to put in Rafael at first, as Agger now has become an irrelevant glue sniffer again... But I kind of still want to poop on his face.
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I'd definitely fart in Aggers face for the lulz but Rafael/Fabio deserve the brown smelly fecal goodness.

I don't care which, as long as the poo smears one of their smug faces.
 
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Ashes

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Sometimes you come into the thread and wish you could mentally bleach what you just read whilst swiftly exiting the thread.

Freddie Mecury aside...
 
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Arnie

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You're always on a bus.

I swear.

I'm going to sleepy bo's dreaming of dropping a string of faecal napalm across Roy'd matted eyebrows.
 
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Wilbur

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Zabojnik said:
So how is The Division Bell not your favourite album of all time?
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It's gr8 m8 calma calma

Arnie said:
You're always on a bus.

I swear.

I'm going to sleepy bo's dreaming of dropping a string of faecal napalm across Roy'd matted eyebrows.
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I usually post travelling to and from places.

I save my actual human interaction for the hours between.

Holy fuck my thread got locked quick lool
 
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Disagree Guy

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EmiPrime said:
Instead of talking about whose mouth you'd like to poop into why not post something nice.

Like more photos of Freddie.
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I saw a man trip over thin air today and land in hot coffee he just spilled whilst falling, then quickly roll about like he was on fire coz, lol too fat to stand.

It was both tragic, yet hilarious
 
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Arnie

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Disagree Guy said:
I saw a man trip over thin air today and land in hot coffee he just spilled whilst falling, then quickly roll about like he was on fire coz, lol too fat to stand.

It was both tragic, yet hilarious
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I saw a man trip standing still in a fucking escalator at about 8:45am today.

It was like a ghost trip. Nothing happened but he fucking shattered everywhere.

I laughed for over a minute.
 
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Disagree Guy

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Arnie said:
I saw a man trip standing still in a fucking escalator at about 8:45am today.

It was like a ghost trip. Nothing happened but he fucking shattered everywhere.

I laughed for over a minute.
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Lol people falling for no reason is the best

How did humanity evolve to become the dominant species when we can't even stand still.....
 
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Wilbur

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Arnie said:
:lol

I actually like that the thought of poo offended someone.

Like it crossed a line.
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Like Lance said, we got banned by a mod for talking about fucking a girl because 14 year olds and women read the forum

And then they're in a thread talking about cream pies and wanking habits and whatnot

netjeff pls
 
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Zabojnik

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Tc91 said:
Yep, the GOATs. Absolutely loved Roger Waters The Wall when I went to see it with my dad, I was blown away.
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Been waiting for that fucking concert blu-ray for fucking years.

Melon Yellow said:
What I'd give to see that.
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Oh man, not to twist the knife, but you missed out big time. One of the best concert experiences of my life, and I've been to quite a few. Top notch production, from top to bottom.
 
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Kikarian

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Zabojnik said:
Been waiting for that fucking concert blu-ray for fucking years.



Oh man, not to twist the knife, but you missed out big time. One of the best concert experiences of my life, and I've been to quite a few. Top notch production, from top to bottom.
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Gutted I missed it. Bet words couldn't describe it.
 
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Disagree Guy

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I can't wait for premiership football this weekend. Delirious from the lack of it.

I can't wait for the man Utd game just for the thread meltdown.
 
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Broder Salsa

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Zabojnik said:
Been waiting for that fucking concert blu-ray for fucking years.



Oh man, not to twist the knife, but you missed out big time. One of the best concert experiences of my life, and I've been to quite a few. Top notch production, from top to bottom.
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It was alright, but I must say my experience of it was ruined because the crepes stand had closed early that night, and I really wanted to eat crepes with nutella as I watched it. What a terrible decision by them to close it that early, what is a man supposed to eat a festival at night.

Edit : wait no sorry, that was the dark side of the moon, not the wall lol
 
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Tc91

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Melon Yellow said:
What I'd give to see that.

Roger Waters own discography is fantastic, too. Radio K.A.O.S is one of my favorite albums.
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It was brilliant.

Anyone like Joe Bonamassa? Went to see him at the M.E.N as well, what a guitarist. My dad said he's one of the best he's ever seen and he's seen an absolute shit ton of bands live.
 
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