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[fadetoblack]

Is there a football player who looks more braindead than Agbonlahor? I think not.

 

[L1NETT]

Is there a football player who looks more braindead than Agbonlahor? I think not.

Kyle Walker. Barkley a close second

Gabby doesn't look like he's got much going on between the ears granted

 

[Yurt]

Llorente is like a beautiful pony some rich girl gets on her 16th birthday 😢 so elegant and graceful

Is there a football player who looks more braindead than Agbonlahor? I think not.

Marco Motta. Seriously.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

We need a gif.

Yes pls

 

[Milchmonster]

Great day all around:

 

[Gurthang]

Is there a football player who looks more braindead than Agbonlahor? I think not.

Ramos

 

[fadetoblack]

English commentators just admitted to singing to Juve theme storie di un grande amore lol. Milanistas am cry.

 

[Broder Salsa]

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Amartey gives away a penalty (extremely weak pen...) and gets a yellow card, meaning he's suspended against Brøndby. Fucking fuck, Copenhagen knows how to ruin a good football day fucking cunts.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Assuming Man Utd win tomorrow. Of the teams who hoped to be challenging for the title:

Chelsea 12
Man City 7
Arsenal 6
Liverpool 6
Man Utd 5

Obviously Chelsea have yet to play another of those teams, but that has all the makings of a shit title race in progress



I wish Lambert had been sacked, sick of his voodoo Anfield jinx

 

[Gareth Bale]

Is there a football player who looks more braindead than Agbonlahor? I think not.

Kyle Walker as Linett said.

Also Henderson

 

[Frustrated_me]

Atleti seems to be happy with the 1-1.. There's 40 minutes left ffs. Wasting every second they can.

 

[figadapaura]

UKGaf, have you had these Market Deli crisps that Walkers have come out with? Ham, cheddar, and chutney flavour are good, having salt and vinegar ("balsamico") and they're also really good. Walkers are normally rubbish but these are much better.

You should try the garlic and herb pita chips. I can't find them anymore for some reason, but they were delicious.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Kyle Walker as Linett said.

Also Henderson

Henderson and Manquillo have serious cases of gormless-mouth-syndrome

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Assuming Man Utd win tomorrow. Of the teams who hoped to be challenging for the title:

Chelsea 12
Man City 7
Arsenal 6
Liverpool 6
Man Utd 5

Obviously Chelsea have yet to play another of those teams, but that has all the makings of a shit title race in progress

man I hope we win the league. it's been too long.

 

[fadetoblack]

You should try the garlic and herb pita chips. I can't find them anymore for some reason, but they were delicious.

They were on offer for half off at Tesco today. I think they're like £3 otherwise, much too expensive otherwise, and I should probably buy real food at some point, but I'll give them a go if they're still there.

 

[Lightning]

Not much for either of our teams to laugh about at the moment. Six points behind Chelsea after only four games.

I have zero title aspirations so don't care about that. City and Everton games out of the way impresses me though.

 

[TheXbox]

Assuming Man Utd win tomorrow. Of the teams who hoped to be challenging for the title:

Chelsea 12
Man City 7
Arsenal 6
Liverpool 6
Man Utd 5

Obviously Chelsea have yet to play another of those teams, but that has all the makings of a shit title race in progress



I wish Lambert had been sacked, sick of his voodoo Anfield jinx

Aston Villa have a better chance than United. Chelsea will win it, it's almost certain.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

man I hope we win the league. it's been too long.

oh fuck off

 

[Yurt]

Evrahimovic please track back you braindead fuckwit

 

[Danchi]

oh fuck off

Little horse.

 

[brokenbeans]

Aston Villa have a better chance than United. Chelsea will win it, it's almost certain.

Until we slay QPR tomorrow.

RUN RIO RUN... O wait!!

 

[figadapaura]

They were on offer for half off at Tesco today. I think they're like £3 otherwise, much too expensive otherwise, and I should probably buy real food at some point, but I'll give them a go if they're still there.

Yeah, they were on offer when I got them. Definitely wouldn't have otherwise.

 

[Yurt]

Ogbonna's only redeeming quality is jumping, because he's tall.

I don't know why he thought he'd make a good footballer

 

[K1LLER7]

Turan not starting again.

Suprised nobody bid for him in the summer.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Marseille play tomorrow at the same time as the FIBA World Cup final. Great.

Wonder how we will do after Bielsa's outburst a week or so ago.

 

[Frustrated_me]

Ohh fuck another corner...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Fuck off ref. That was never a foul, should have been a goal. I'm so fucking sick of danish refs and copenhagens shitty play

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hernandez will score a spawny tap in

It is known

 

[Fergie]

Chicha is coming on.

Yes m8





Evra is getting to the byline, crossing is muted though. Bang one in m8

 

[Frustrated_me]

Here comes chicho.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

FIBA World Cup sounds like a parody twitter account

 

[Sage00]

FIBA World Cup sounds like a parody twitter account

I really thought it was when I saw the thread.

 

[Broder Salsa]

FIBA World Cup sounds like a parody twitter account

Haha I saw it and thought it was some parody or mispelling too

 

[Zabojnik]

Evra, defensive master.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Why does Chicharito look chubby?

 

[Yurt]

Stephan you pale cunt

SHOOT FASTER

 

[Gareth Bale]

Henderson and Manquillo have serious cases of gormless-mouth-syndrome

This thread loves the word gormless.

Almost as much as gaming side loves the word trope since they discovered it.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Why does Chicharito look chubby?

Rodriguez looks a little tubby as well in the Madrid kit for some reason

 

[K1LLER7]

Stephan you pale cunt

SHOOT FASTER

Lololol

Vidal will score.

Spoiler

later

 

[Frustrated_me]

So much time wasting by atleti, jesus. It's embarrassing.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

If I was in charge of FIFA, I'd fuck this nickname nonsense off. If it ain't in your passport, it ain't on your shirt. Shove your Chicarito up your arse.

 

[K1LLER7]

Rodriguez looks a little tubby as well in the Madrid kit for some reason

The full buttoned-up shirt makes the face look a bit chubby.

 

[brokenbeans]

Why you watching football when you could be watching X factor?

 

[Yurt]

^Vidal is dead, don't think he's even in Torino tonight

Our build up play is certainly less predictable than before

Oh a YELLOW finally

 

[Perfect Blue]

If I was in charge of FIFA, I'd fuck this nickname nonsense off. If it ain't in your passport, it ain't on your shirt. Shove your Chicarito up your arse.

oldmanyellsatclouds.jpg

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Why you watching football when you could be watching X factor?

I'd rather have a vigorous wank with a glass-embedded scouring pad than watch that shite


Did Bayern win 2-0 earlier? How did Xabi play?

 

[KidA Seven]

Good pass Pogba

 

[brokenbeans]

I'd rather have a vigorous wank with a glass-embedded scouring pad than watch that shite

Will have to try this one.

 

[Yurt]

Good pass Pogba

YES KIDA xoxoxxoxoxoxoxo

 

[Zabojnik]

I'm so glad Caceres signed a new contract til 2017.

 

[fadetoblack]

^Vidal is dead, don't think he's even in Torino tonight

Our build up play is certainly less predictable than before

Oh a YELLOW finally

I hate to say it, but, especially watching Ju-talia v. Norway, I think I prefer this version of Juve on the attack than Conte's.

Edit: Caceres am good. He'd be a starter on any other Serie A team tbh