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[K1LLER7]

I like Arsenal but the thought of Kagawa showing sweet justice is too good to pass up.

Pls stop.

This is like Wilbur wanting Liverpool to win the PL title.

 

[valeo]

Sterling... Django... Marko... Lallana... Balotelli... Coutinho...

Nnnnhhhhggggg

You realise only two of those players are any good, right?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You realise only two of those players are any good, right?

You realise do one

 

[Zabojnik]

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

BEAUTIFUL

Oh snap!!!

Get him Juve-Gaf

I think you need to read what he wrote again, my supposedly English speaking m8s. It is actually a compliment.

 

[Coldnoodle]

You realise do one

:lol

 

[valeo]

pls

Ludogrets as a club are younger than Raheem Sterling and are a League Two sized club (what is their stadium...about 8k?)

Liverpool should fucking pound them

Yeah, because that's how football works.

lol mk dons

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yeah, because that's how football works.

lol mk dons

If the lineup we put out tomorrow is as weak as the one Gaal Qaeda had against MK Dons, we deserve to be dissolved and Anfield turned into a block of flats

Ludogorets are not to be underestimated, but MK Dons-Man Utd isn't indicative of anything other than Man Utd's wider squad and Van Gaal's attitue to the League Cup.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Even if Crispy wanted to come back, and Madrid were willing to sell him, and United were up for paying what it would take...you just know he's not part of the philosophy.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Even if Crispy wanted to come back, and Madrid were willing to sell him, and United were up for paying what it would take...you just know he's not part of the philosophy.

You'd be looking at £80m (depending on his remaining contract, maybe lower) and £400kpw for a 30 year old. Even for someone as good as Ronaldo, that would be risky as fuck

 

[Vivalaraza]

You'd be looking at £80m (depending on his remaining contract, maybe lower) and £400kpw for a 30 year old. Even for someone as good as Ronaldo, that would be risky as fuck

Dunno m8.

Ronnie has been telling Hamez he isn't allowed to play ball with him.

Something is brewing.

 

[figadapaura]

 

[Yen]

https://vine.co/v/MhxIHVUu0eD

 

[Kurt Angle]

You'd be looking at £80m (depending on his remaining contract, maybe lower) and £400kpw for a 30 year old. Even for someone as good as Ronaldo, that would be risky as fuck

sell old trafford and call it mcdonalds nugget bowl if needed to bring ronnie home m8

the lad wants to come home, perez is stopping a dream
#modernDaySlavery

 

[Broder Salsa]

https://vine.co/v/MhxIHVUu0eD

 

[inky]

I'm starting to think this was the kind of sex-ed classes some of you got in school

 

[Vivalaraza]

man these travelling rucksack things are expensive

how much is 70l, what does that even mean

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm starting to think this was the kind of sex-ed classes some of you got in school

Mine was divided into gender, our math teacher did the speaking with us boys. It was a good time, although we had already at this point of course seen more than enough porn to know everything, but he also talked about his hippy time smoking pot and dropping acid which was highly entertaining.

 

[Mr Cola]

Mine was divided into gender, our math teacher did the speaking with us boys. It was a good time, although we had already at this point of course seen more than enough porn to know everything, but he also talked about his hippy time smoking pot and dropping acid which was highly entertaining.

I went to an all boys school and they told us nothing about women, we had a teacher called Mr Rambsbottom and he told us if we wanted to know about girl parts we should ask them about it not him.

 

[Yen]

Mine was divided into gender, our math teacher did the speaking with us boys. It was a good time, although we had already at this point of course seen more than enough porn to know everything, but he also talked about his hippy time smoking pot and dropping acid which was highly entertaining.

The only thing close to sex ed that I got at school was "gay people are nearly guaranteed to get AIDS" and some other bullshit about abortion - had to watch the Silent Scream. Hooray for Catholic Grammar schools.

 

[inky]

My sex-ed was pretty relaxed actually. We had a young, smart teacher who would be very open about stuff. We had a box where we could submit questions anonymously and she would read them out loud and answer them in detail. I remember one that was basically a step by step on anal sex. We also made our own dildos to learn how to put condoms on. A few of us got suspended when we realized those makeshift dildos doubled as awesome class wars projectiles.

 

[Elchele]

We actually had a class about sex education in 6th grade. Like, a whole hour and half per week for the whole school year

Still I think it was a good decision by the school. Also, it was a catholic school.

 

[figadapaura]

I'm starting to think this was the kind of sex-ed classes some of you got in school

Not quite.

 

[Broder Salsa]

We actually had a class about sex education in 6th grade. Like, a whole hour and half per week for the whole school year

Still I think it was a good decision by the school. Also, it was a catholic school.

For a whole school year? Damn, what did you learn?

I went to an all boys school and they told us nothing about women, we had a teacher called Mr Rambsbottom and he told us if we wanted to know about girl parts we should ask them about it not him.

The only thing close to sex ed that I got at school was "gay people are nearly guaranteed to get AIDS" and some other bullshit about abortion - had to watch the Silent Scream. Hooray for Catholic Grammar schools.

This sounds truly horrible.

 

[Mr Cola]

For a whole school year? Damn, what did you learn?





This sounds truly horrible.

Now ask me what happened when I asked my female cousin about girl parts.

I wont answer

 

[Zabojnik]

man these travelling rucksack things are expensive

how much is 70l, what does that even mean

Get one of these.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Hitcher sucks so bad at Dota. :>

 

[Yen]

.

 

[Zabojnik]

Hitcher sucks so bad at Dota. :>

At comebacks too.

 

[GorillaJu]

I learned jack shit in my sex ed class. I just learned about puberty. Oh, my teacher did say "when you initiate intercourse, the penis is filled with blood" and used his pointer stick to indicate the direction an erect penis will point.

I learned so much more when I asked my friend Aaron "so what does it mean to 'have sex'?" He said "I think you put your wiener in her butt hole and then kiss a whole bunch."

 

[Broder Salsa]

Now ask me what happened when I asked my female cousin about girl parts.

I wont answer

Grew up with a Scottish cousin a few years older than me, she didn't mind changing in front of me. I knew too much.

Spoiler

Was I abused.

I learned so much more when I asked my friend Aaron "so what does it mean to 'have sex'?" He said "I think you put your wiener in her butt hole and then kiss a whole bunch."

Aaron clearly had his sex ed from some old dirty porn movie he found in his fathers closet.

 

[D4Danger]

I learned jack shit in my sex ed class. I just learned about puberty. Oh, my teacher did say "when you initiate intercourse, the penis is filled with blood" and used his pointer stick to indicate the direction an erect penis will point.

I learned so much more when I asked my friend Aaron "so what does it mean to 'have sex'?" He said "I think you put your wiener in her butt hole and then kiss a whole bunch."

Your mate took the advanced class.

 

[Broder Salsa]

'

Had something similar friday, when a few people varying from friends to people I kind of know dropped by my house at 5 in the morning, shouting through my window to get out... Which is a bit worrying, that they know I am awake at 5 in the morning and have nothing better to do. But anyway, one of them got a boyfriend (who I worked with and is a really cool guy) and his sister had been headbutted by some guy at a club. I chuckled a bit but could see on their faces that this clearly wasn't meant to be funny, and they told me she and her brother had gone to the ER after fighting with him. I also learnt from bruises and such from the rest of them, that he had been fighting with all of them, he must have been OP as fuck, cause they said it was just him.

I really regret that I stayed home instead of going out, could finally have contributed something to worldstar.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

At comebacks too.

Bit like Juve in the CL

¬¬

 

[K1LLER7]

Bit like Juve in the CL

¬¬

This is a compliment


That pic of Ronaldo watching United on a 60 inch TV is fake. #IAMITK

 

[Facism]

our sex ed was us boys being shown a video of a family in body suits going about their business. Fucking weird.

The girls got shown how to put a condom on over a cucumber.

 

[Xpike]

the most i remenber about my sex ed was like 2 hours of them telling them how masturbating is bad and the millions of diseases you can get from fucking.
i didnt learn anything

 

[K1LLER7]

Ferdinand: ‘‘I remember Ronaldo getting emotional one game when we played Benfica in Lisbon. He thought he had to prove to people in Portugal why he moved to United.

‘The game became the Ronaldo show, he was trying to show his skills and nothing was coming off.

‘We lost and afterwards the manager absolutely destroyed him. “Who the hell do you think you are”.

‘I never saw England managers hammering David Beckham like that, or Stevie Gerrard or Frank Lampard or Wayne Rooney."

Ferdinand, signed by Ferguson in 2002 from Leeds for a British record fee, said the Scot’s ways brought the best out of him and kept his standards high.

He added: ‘It made me think, I could be next. I better stay on my toes. We took Fergie for granted, but now I see he was a genius.

‘He would finish most of his team talk with: “Now go out and enjoy yourself”. It was never do this, do that, because that can take away a player’s flair.’

The true Genius.

Fergie come back :*(

 

[Mr Cola]

the most i remenber about my sex ed was like 2 hours of them telling them how masturbating is bad and the millions of diseases you can get from fucking.
i didnt learn anything

Sounds to me like you learned exactly what you needed to learn, let jesus come into you Xpike.

He is all you need

 

[Xpike]

Sounds to me like you learned exactly what you needed to learn, let jesus come into you Xpike.

He is all you need

though that was what i was trying to avoid

 

[Coldnoodle]

Me and my friend had fun getting erections on the bus.

 

[figadapaura]

Me and my friend had fun getting erections on the bus.

Fair enough.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Me and my friend had fun getting erections on the bus.

Tell us more

 

[The Atticus]

May I be completely honest lads? I can see our squad losing faith in van Gaal if we have another string of bad results, and the back-to-back Chelsea + Man City games are scaring the jeepers out of me.

We need consecutive wins headed into the Chelsea game.

 

[Mr Cola]

Tell us more

You never played a game of knobshine with a friend?

 

[Facism]

May I be completely honest lads? I can see our squad losing faith in van Gaal if we have another string of bad results, and the back-to-back Chelsea + Man City games are scaring the jeepers out of me.

We need consecutive wins headed into the Chelsea game.

that's what we in the business call a spitroast.

 

[rodvik]

You say that but Marko, Balotelli, Coutinho and Lallana couldn't create a single good chance against Villa.

Don't want to rely on Sterling and Django is too injury prone to rely on for an entire season.

The aforementioned four need to get it together quick.

Bit harsh. How many were new to playing together? Also lets be honest, we parked the bus for 70 minutes. Its pretty hard to be break that down and even with that Coutinho came within a whisker of a goal of the season contender.

I am delighted with the 3 points but I take them with relief we played you lot when we did rather than later in the season when you will be lethal.

 

[Xpike]

Me and my friend had fun getting erections on the bus.

i remenber in school i once dared a friend to pull out his dick on the bus home, he did and i looked :moonface:

 

[Coldnoodle]

Tell us more

I had just discovered what triggered erections.

Told my friend on the bus about it and to think of a hot lady.

We then proceeded to watch each other's shorts get tighter.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

afernightGAF is back.

 

[figadapaura]

I had just discovered what triggered erections.

Told my friend on the bus about it and to think of a hot lady.

We then proceeded to watch each other's shorts get tighter.