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[Wilbur]

Dutch GAF hahahahahahahaha

randy saying Iceland aren't as good as people expected despite winning 2-0

Lightning fucking life in the ass

Even worse than England :lol :lol :lol

 

[Strax]

Everyone who played for Iceland this evening's surname ended in "son". That's mad.

Why is that mad? Gylfi Sigurðsson is Gylfi son of Sigurður

 

[Linius]

Scandinavian people have awesome names. Gives me that Games of Thrones feeling. Son of sigur, king of the andals and ruler of the seven seas.

 

[Wilbur]

I like new Salvadora even more than the last one <3

Someone say something about Ozil and see if he reacts

 

[Hixx]

Scandinavian people have awesome names. Gives me that Games of Thrones feeling. Son of sigur, king of the andals and ruler of the seven seas.

 

[Linius]

Dutch GAF hahahahahahahaha

randy saying Iceland aren't as good as people expected despite winning 2-0

Lightning fucking life in the ass

Even worse than England :lol :lol :lol

Have you seen the game though? They scored from a flukey penalty and a set piece (scrimmage from a corner kick). It's not like they were blazing past us in viking fury. They really weren't impressive. Hardly created anything, got a few chances from counters and that's about it.

Next to the fact that we were underwhelming as fuck. That too of course. So fuck Hiddink for that.

 

[Fintan]

Everyone who played for Iceland this evening's surname ended in "son". That's mad.

That's their naming system.

 

[Bri]

Good job Iceland. I'd rather have Lars back as coach than the current clown coaching Sweden.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Scandinavian people have awesome names. Gives me that Games of Thrones feeling. Son of sigur, king of the andals and ruler of the seven seas.

Over/Upper Farm.

 

[Strax]

Have you seen the game though? They scored from a flukey penalty and a set piece (scrimmage from a corner kick). It's not like they were blazing past us in viking fury. They really weren't impressive. Hardly created anything, got a few chances from counters and that's about it.

Next to the fact that we were underwhelming as fuck. That too of course. So fuck Hiddink for that.

Iceland had 5-6 good chances
Holland had 1-2 good chances
Iceland scored 2 goals
Holland scored 0 goals

Despite Holland having the ball more Iceland was in full control of this game.

 

[Wilbur]

Have you seen the game though? They scored from a flukey penalty and a set piece (scrimmage from a corner kick). It's not like they were blazing past us in viking fury. They really weren't impressive. Hardly created anything, got a few chances from counters and that's about it.

Next to the fact that we were underwhelming as fuck. That too of course. So fuck Hiddink for that.

Who the fuck bigged up Iceland before the game? Is anyone surprised that they made the most out of whatever little chances they had? I didn't see the Spanish making excuses when Slovakia beat them in exactly the same way.

 

[3Sixty]

Everyone who played for Iceland this evening's surname ended in "son". That's mad.

That is funny because it was like men vs boys out there.

 

[Linius]

Who the fuck bigged up Iceland before the game? Is anyone surprised that they made the most out of whatever little chances they had? I didn't see the Spanish making excuses when Slovakia beat them in exactly the same way.

Oh the press were all like Iceland is tough this and that. If we were in a good flow and had won our previous games no one would have wrote shit like that, but in times of crisis the press is all over the NT.

And no I'm not making excuses. Just reponding to you really.

Iceland had 5-6 good chances
Holland had 1-2 good chances
Iceland scored 2 goals
Holland scored 0 goals

Despite Holland having the ball more Iceland was in full control of this game.

 

[El Topo]

Have you seen the game though? They scored from a flukey penalty and a set piece (scrimmage from a corner kick). It's not like they were blazing past us in viking fury. They really weren't impressive. Hardly created anything, got a few chances from counters and that's about it.

Next to the fact that we were underwhelming as fuck. That too of course. So fuck Hiddink for that.

Accept your new place in world football. You're below Iceland now, maybe we can fit you in somewhere between Slovakia and Cape Verde Islands. Don't worry, we'll join you down there.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh the press were all like Iceland is tough this and that.

Seems like they were.

 

[Strax]

Who the fuck bigged up Iceland before the game? Is anyone surprised that they made the most out of whatever little chances they had? I didn't see the Spanish making excuses when Slovakia beat them in exactly the same way.

It's shocking to see Iceland getting underrated all the time despite having many many good high caliber players. This is a team that was one good game away from being the smallest nation ever to play in the World Cup 2014

 

[Linius]

Accept your new place in world football. You're below Iceland now, maybe we can fit you in somewhere between Slovakia and Cape Verde Islands. Don't worry, we'll join you down there.

Haha, I was already shocked when Switserland and Belgium were ranked above us by the FIFA. Luckily king Louis set that straight. So Hiddink can fuck it all up now.

It's shocking to see Iceland getting underrated all the time despite having many many good high caliber players. This is a team that was one good game away from being the smallest nation ever to play in the World Cup 2014

I don't know what your definition of high caliber is but except for Siggy none of your players plays for a 'big' club. And even Ajax is questionable in that. What can you honestly expect?

 

[Wilbur]

It's shocking to see Iceland getting underrated all the time despite having many many good high caliber players. This is a team that was one good game away from being the smallest nation ever to play in the World Cup 2014

goddamnit bro im trying to defend you from my position of ignorance please

 

[Mr Cola]

From Fergusons interview

Without giving away exactly what you said [to the Ryder Cup team], what was the thrust of your message?
I think it was talking about the experience of being a favourite because Europe were favourites for the tournament. There's nothing wrong with being favourites, it's just a matter of living up to the expectations. But I must say I got more out of it than they did because I was excited by it, to speak to such great golfers. There was great chemistry and a bit of banter after it too because Poulter's an Arsenal fan so he was giving me some stick and Lee Westwood's a Forest fan and Thomas Bjorn's a big Liverpool fan so he gave me some stick. There was some great banter and I enjoyed all that.

Such Banter

 

[Strax]

I don't know what your definition of high caliber is but except for Siggy none of your players plays for a 'big' club. And even Ajax is questionable in that. What can you honestly expect?

Iceland has at least 3 players that could be in the Holland starting 11, mostly in the defense

 

[Lightning]

It's shocking to see Iceland getting underrated all the time despite having many many good high caliber players. This is a team that was one good game away from being the smallest nation ever to play in the World Cup 2014

High caliber players? Fuck. Just wait until the return game. Average players pushing above their weight doesn't make them high caliber. They're average.

I don't know what your definition of high caliber is but except for Siggy none of your players plays for a 'big' club. And even Ajax is questionable in that. What can you honestly expect?

Siggy is average too. They defended well as a unit and we were offensively very poor that's why we lost.

 

[Freewheelin']

Wish i bookmarked a film podcast website ages ago about guys who had watched classic films for the first time and commented on them. I can't find it anymore

It was a UK production.

Edit: :lol I think I might have found it!

 

[Linius]

Iceland has at least 3 players that could be in the Holland starting 11, mostly in the defense

Our defence is pretty bad at the moment. But that wasn't my question. Your squad plays in Scandinavian leagues for the most part. Your captain plays at Cardiff. Real Sociedad, Swansea and Ajax are the biggest clubs amongst them. They're a group of players who usually don't operate on a high level of football. Don't you think it's normal people don't expect too much from them?

I do respect Iceland for getting the results. As a team they manage to overcome the difference in individual qualities by fighting for each other and working together. They have an amazing spirit.

 

[Wilbur]

Wish i bookmarked a film podcast website ages ago about guys who had watched classic films for the first time and commented on them. I can't find it anymore

It was a UK production.

is the ps4 still downstairs

I wanna play when i get in m8

 

[EmiPrime]

is the ps4 still downstairs

I wanna play when i get in m8

Quick, hide it!

 

[Wilbur]

Quick, hide it!

don't do this to me emi

don't break my hert

 

[Broder Salsa]

Put parental lock on it, dean. Only give the code to Lloyd.

 

[Freewheelin']

is the ps4 still downstairs

I wanna play when i get in m8

No but I can bring it down m8

fifa?

 

[Broder Salsa]

No but I can bring it down m8

fifa?

Don't be his bitch Dean. This is why we all thought you were the little brother, he's the alpha male over you.

 

[Hixx]

Dean crush his neck with your massive hands

 

[Freewheelin']

Don't be his bitch Dean. This is why we all thought you were the little brother, he's the alpha male over you.

Pls, I am very generous

 

[Wilbur]

No but I can bring it down m8

fifa?

yes pls

almost at morden now

Don't be his bitch Dean. This is why we all thought you were the little brother, he's the alpha male over you.

Even lloyd is more of an alpha male

Jonjo why do you hate me so bad

 

[Broder Salsa]

almost at morden now

Isn't that where the new lord of the rings game is set?

 

[Meier]

Rekik is the hero that The Netherlands needs.

 

[Hixx]

I don't I just always picture Dean with comically massive hands and picturing them strangling something amuses me so I posted something that would amuse me and it just turns out you dying was part of it

 

[Scum]

Morning Wooden. How's FF13?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Morning Wooden. How's FF13?

Why do you always think I just woke up.

It's pretty, but it's also shit.

But I kind of like just being able to press AUTO BATTLE and go through it all easily.

 

[Marc]

As others have said it isn't that at all, nor is it exactly what Roy is saying.

It's bespoke resting and training regimes built for each player to maximise the time they can train during the interim between matches.

For all intensive purposes it's an excellent system that more clubs should adopt; our fitness and injury records for the last two seasons have been excellent. The majority of our players get injured playing for their national team, which I'd fucking outlaw because international football is a pointless walkabout exercise that offers no tangible sporting value.

Did you watch the world cup?

Or the last few euros?

People have short memories, the qualification and friendlies being poorly thought out is not indicative of international football. It sure as hell offers more value than the premier league, who give fuck all back.

Don't buy international players btw, if you don't want that problem. Join the smaller clubs outside the premier league. Its not like Sterling hasn't been played into the ground by his club, like you did Owen and various other young players. Goes both ways yet people like yourself say this hypocritical shit all the time when it affects your club. Do you see Barca, Chelsea, Madrid etc. pissing and moaning about having international class players while picking up their trophies.

 

[Freewheelin']

I don't I just always picture Dean with comically massive hands and picturing them strangling something amuses me so I posted something that would amuse me and it just turns out you dying was part of it

I don't have massive hands, wherever did you get this notion

 

[Linius]

Rekik is the hero that The Netherlands needs.

He won't ever become a first team player for City. You don't have to defend him m8

 

[Broder Salsa]

Yeah it's massive balls, not hands.

 

[Hixx]

A picture of you. Must have been an odd angle coz legit it looked like you could strangle a gorilla

 

[Linius]

#bigwhitehands

 

[Wilbur]

Dean has gargantuan nuts but his general shape is like a pepperami

The same width all the way round

 

[Scum]

Why do you always think I just woke up.

It's pretty, but it's also shit.

But I kind of like just being able to press AUTO BATTLE and go through it all easily.

Eh? I always thought you were the "Sleep during the day. Watch porn and play games at night." type of guy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Eh? I always thought you were the "Sleep during the day. Watch porn and play games at night." type of guy.

I woke up the first time at 7 today by someone calling me, can't even sleep during my week off.

Whenever I get more than a few weeks holidays, I will turn around my sleeping schedule though, it just feels good to be awake at night.

 

[Linius]

Sleep is the cousin of death

But I'm gonna sleep right now

 

[pulsemyne]

Hope Gylfi didn't knacker himself too much and is okay for the mighty swans this weekend. He'll probably feel good though after bitch smacking the dutch.

 

[Lightning]

Hope Gylfi didn't knacker himself too much and is okay for the mighty swans this weekend. He'll probably feel good though after bitch smacking the dutch.

I hope Swansea lose every game for the remainder of the season.

 

[Batongen]

Is Malta even a real country? I have yet to see any solid proof it actually exists.

Many moons ago I had a pre-season tournament in Malta. Faced a U18-Malta side which were rumoured to have some United trialists in their team. Mostly remember it from the parties though and me waking up at 3 am to loan my team- and roommate a condom so he could shag a local in her car. What a pre-season.