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[Freewheelin']

LMAO

COLOCCINI?!

Going to get relegated

 

[FootballFan]

Coloccini will do a gr8 job.

 

[Wilbur]

Guys

#bringbackkeegan

 

[Arnie]

Not worried at all about anything written by the Metro, but if an actual source begins to talk about it I'll be pooing myself. Berahino for that price would be mad.

Regarding signings, all of our summer signings were brilliant tonight, with the exception of Balotelli, who walks around like he's soiled his keks.

Lallana and Can were particularly good. Sakho is fucking top, too.

 

[Hixx]

No fucking way is the Coloccini story true, man.

Though I will admit I have no idea who they will get. Needs to be a Yes Man and Pulis and Moyes will feel above that sort of restriction now.

 

[LFMartins86]

Football is a funny game. League match at Guimarães, both teams at almost full strength and we lost 3-0.
Tonight, league cup match. Guimarães plays their best players, Sporting plays with their backup players and part of the B team. Result? 2-0 victory for us.

 

[L1NETT]

If he subs himself off will he run into the changing room and get changed into a suit or stand there barking orders to Anita in full kit

decisions

also who will be assistant manager Paul Dummett

 

[dark_prinny]

Football is a funny game. League match at Guimarães, both teams at almost full strength and we lost 3-0.
Tonight, league cup match. Guimarães plays their best players, Sporting plays with their backup players and part of the B team. Result? 2-0 victory for us.

Congrats!

 

[Scum]

Not worried at all about anything written by the Metro, but if an actual source begins to talk about it I'll be pooing myself. Berahino for that price would be mad.

Regarding signings, all of our summer signings were brilliant tonight, with the exception of Balotelli, who walks around like he's soiled his keks.

Lallana and Can were particularly good. Sakho is fucking top, too.

But I want Berahino at Spurs.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm bad at mount your friends, but Steve here got some next level play

http://a.pomf.se/cntzht.webm

 

[Wilbur]

Berahino at anything above like, 12m would be mental

 

[CCS]

I'm bad at mount your friends, but Steve here got some next level play

http://a.pomf.se/cntzht.webm

That is an incredible display of mounting.

 

[Clegg]

I'll fume if Tim doesn't get a job from this managerial smorgasbord.

 

[Scum]

I'm bad at mount your friends, but Steve here got some next level play

http://a.pomf.se/cntzht.webm

loool

Berahino at anything above like, 12m would be mental

 

[LFMartins86]

Congrats!

Thanks. It´s been a weird couple of weeks. The relationship between the president and the manager is bad, multiple rumors that the manager will be gone after today. He had a pretty angry face when we scored the second goal on the last minute, he didn´t even celebrate. He used a lot of players that were signings made by the president that he feels that aren´t good enough for the main team and they actually pull a decent perfomance and win the match.

 

[FuturusX]

Berahino at anything above like, 12m would be mental

Just money...who cares right? It's not like these clubs operate within a budget of some kind.

 

[Mr Cola]

Wooden I hope you gif'd the mass suicide martyrdom that was on display in our first game, it was beautiful

 

[L1NETT]

Pulis' phone is basically his own personal vibrator now

---

Cleggory would rather Hughton got a shot than some mardy cunt who wears a gilet.

 

[3Sixty]

Give it Colochini t'end of season.

 

[Esch]

Alexis has GAWD tier aesthetics. Dat Barca HGH connect truly is sensational

 

[Freewheelin']

I dont understand whats going on in that Mount your Friends gif, but it looks fun

 

[Wilbur]

Just money...who cares right? It's not like these clubs operate within a budget of some kind.

m8 its disrespectful and a lack of respect to the world in general

 

[Broder Salsa]

I dont understand whats going on in that Mount your Friends gif, but it looks fun

It's also not a gif.

Wooden I hope you gif'd the mass suicide martyrdom that was on display in our first game, it was beautiful

I wasn't recording.

 

[Hixx]

I dont understand whats going on in that Mount your Friends gif, but it looks fun

You control the limbs (each one is mapped to a button) and try to climb as high as possible. The sound effects and the banana hammocks make it amazing.

 

[Walshy]

Anyone watching MNF still?

Just turned it on and they announced that Coloccini was favourite for the Newcastle job.

Carragher burst out laughing and Neville just smerked as he tried to hold in the laughter :lol

 

[Clegg]

Pulis' phone is basically his own personal vibrator now

---

Cleggory would rather Hughton got a shot than some mardy cunt who wears a gilet.

I'd like Hughton to get another PL job because of the Irish connection.

But the Corporal brings the comedy factor. He's incredible.

 

[jesalr]

Sky Sports montage

"slip inside the eye of your mind" - Gerrard on full screen


Absolutely

SENSATIONAL

 

[Hixx]

I got called a smurf and hacker on three different occasions in Counter Strike tonight

Once I was going negative but still better than Wooden and Penny

 

[Tc91]

Give it Colochini t'end of season.

Brilliant.

Jamie Carragher's reaction:

https://twitter.com/theowalc0tt/status/549700986168963072

:looooool

 

[Messi]

How can they pick the team of the season on sky so far and not choose Cesc....wtf.

 

[FuturusX]

m8 its disrespectful and a lack of respect to the world in general

Respect...good one....lol. My sides...

 

[dark_prinny]

PSN Down again.

 

[CCS]

Carragher's face is priceless.

 

[Wilbur]

https://vine.co/v/Owh2rdUQEqJ

hahahaha this is amazing

 

[Broder Salsa]

https://vine.co/v/Owh2rdUQEqJ

hahahaha this is amazing

That is some incredible dc

 

[Willkiller]

|OT11| Yoloccini

 

[D_prOdigy]

installing a player as manager

When you think about, it was the only think Ashley would have ever done. More fool us all for entertaining otherwise.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Coloccini stuff can't be true. It just can't.

 

[Wilbur]

That is some incredible dc

Someone posted the twitter

I decided to post the vine.

Not dc at all. It was a conscious decision.

 

[Elchele]

player manager

england sure loves shit coaching

 

[Ushojax]

Coloccini stuff can't be true. It just can't.

It's Newcastle. Of course it's true.

 

[Steverulez]

I'm bad at mount your friends, but Steve here got some next level play

http://a.pomf.se/cntzht.webm

 

[CCS]

Newcastle are amazing as a neutral because they frequently fail hilariously, but not badly enough that they fall down the leagues and lose the ability to fail hilariously.

 

[dc89]

That is some incredible dc

Someone posted the twitter

I decided to post the vine.

Not dc at all. It was a conscious decision.

If 'dc' was going into the Oxford dictionary, how would the definition read?

 

[Wilbur]

If 'dc' was going into the Oxford dictionary, how would the definition read?

later than sterling's girlfriends' periods

 

[Splatt]

I decided on watching Fantastic Mr Fox instead of The Liverpool game.

Spoiler

Still a fantastic decision, altough I'm sad I missed Markovic bossing today

 

[Wilbur]

http://www.daily mail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2890420/Louis-van-Gaal-Manchester-United-team-playing-long-balls-Premier-League-sides-follow-lead.html

(Take out the space between daily and mail)

Agree with this article. Aimless punts forward is something no one needs to do, but we don't really do that, and i agree with the villa and everton points.

Too many clubs have watched barca and spain and think we need to emulate them exactly.

I decided on watching Fantastic Mr Fox instead of The Liverpool game.

Spoiler

Still a fantastic decision, altough I'm sad I missed Markovic bossing today

Incredible film

 

[Freewheelin']

If 'dc' was going into the Oxford dictionary, how would the definition read?

DC
noun /
› late to post news even though he is PR Cat
Example: DC m8

 

[Hixx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps

into

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ

Spotify has saved the music industry

 

[Jarnet87]

Alexis has GAWD tier aesthetics. Dat Barca HGH connect truly is sensational

if only Arsene had 11 alexi sanchez, he'd win it all.