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[Xpike]

Archer is the best Bond media I've seen. Second is Metal Gear Solid 3.

 

[Blablurn]

So you're German then...

Reported

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Archer is the best Bond media I've seen. Second is Metal Gear Solid 3.

Nicely done.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Weirdest thing in Skyfall was when Bond basically rapes that woman in the shower

He didn't rape her.

It was weirder that he just let her die after.

 

[Freewheelin']

I can't remember much about it because it was boring as fuck but I really don't remember that.

IIRC, the girl goes home and takes a shower, then Bond just walks into the room naked and puts his penis into her without asking her :lol :lol :lol

I remember a lot of people complaining about it anyway.

@Dissonance, oh. Well I haven't seen it since it came out in cinemas so forgive me lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

He didn't rape her.

It was weirder that he just let her die after.

Exactly, Bond is a walking anti-consent force field.

 

[Wilbur]

"he puts his penis into her without asking her"

 

[Blablurn]

you know its a slow evening when we discuss james bond in the footy thread

 

[Freewheelin']

"he puts his penis into her without asking her"

nathan pls, how else do i describe rape

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

"he puts his penis into her without asking her"

Dean was brought up right. What's your excuse?

 

[Marc]

Reported

Typical.

 

[Blablurn]

nathan pls, how else do i describe rape

who has the bigger dick from you two????

 

[FootballFan]

you know its a slow evening when we discuss james bond in the footy thread

FootballFan 33 posts

This thread.

Incredible

 

[Blablurn]

FootballFan 33 posts

This thread.

Incredible

 

[Humidex]

He didn't rape her.

It was weirder that he just let her die after.

"Waste of good scotch"

Callousness +1

 

[FootballFan]

who has the bigger dick from you two????

Dean has massive hands. MASSIVE.

Slender man

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Dean's balls are world renowned.

I thought everyone knew this.

 

[Blablurn]

Dean has massive hands. MASSIVE.

Slender man

 

[El Topo]

Maybe we should go back to talking about Bond instead of...eh...this.

 

[Arnie]

who has the bigger dick from you two????

haha

Dean's balls are ginormous.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

haha

Dean's balls are ginormous.

Breathtaking.

 

[Blablurn]

how do you guys know deans balls??????

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

how do you guys know deans balls??????

How do you not know Dean's balls?

 

[Marc]

you know its a slow evening when we discuss james bond in the footy thread

Pep did this!


Anyway... where can I get a pic of Deans balls?

 

[Broder Salsa]

That is pretty much Dean.

 

[Blablurn]

That is pretty much Dean.

:lol

 

[Peco]

I'm gonna say it again: Belotti is the next big thing in Italian football.

This kid is money, Palermo should totally build a team around him, he's the future.

 

[FootballFan]

Pitbulls new album globalisation is out, go get it Bla.

It is titled for you.

 

[Blablurn]

Pitbulls new album globalisation is out, go get it Bla.

It is titled for you.

I think you wrote this before.

Then I listened to the album.

And it was bad.

Really bad.

 

[Scum]

Belotti and Dybala. We'll take them both, Wooden. £9.99

 

[Yen]

Pitbulls new album globalisation is out, go get it Bla.

It is titled for you.

Ask for money, and get advice
Ask for advice, get money twice

 

[FootballFan]

I think you wrote this before.

Then I listened to the album.

And it was bad.

Really bad.

Lol.

Ask for money, and get advice
Ask for advice, get money twice

How many times do you think Pitbull rhymes the words "hands in air" and "like you don't care"

Seems all his songs say the same shit.

 

[Elchele]

I think you wrote this before.

Then I listened to the album.

And it was bad.

Really bad.

Like Globalization

 

[Blablurn]

I actually like some Pitbull songs. In before the hate.

But they remind me of my party time in China.

Dale.

Like Globalization

Withut G. you would live in a tent in the middle of Honduras City without a PS4. Embrace it.

 

[WJD]

I think I've seen a picture of Dean's balls.

But I might have dreamed it.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Ask for money, and get advice
Ask for advice, get money twice

I don't understand this part. When people ask me for advice they don't get money, they pay me.

So I'm wondering where Pitbull stands on the commercialisation of the legal profession, is what I'm really saying.

 

[Blablurn]

https://lockerdome.com/geniusfootball/6169471278657601/7234335975811604

Neuer scares the ball boy

#Ballundor

 

[inky]

https://lockerdome.com/geniusfootball/6169471278657601/7234335975811604

Neuer scares the ball boy

Fucking bully. Take away his balloon.

Edit: I knew a guy who was ball boy for Pumas here, he once jumped over a barrier like an idiot and broke his arm, lol.

 

[Blablurn]

Fucking bully. Take away his balloon.

u cannot take the baloon away from him

 

[FootballFan]

u cannot take the baloon away from him

Haha he's great.

 

[Messi]

Goodness I miss Puyol so much

One of the few players at Barca that had a spine.

 

[Blablurn]

Haha he's great.

you should let ter stegen play moar

 

[jts]

Now @ the airport.

Found me usual secluded spot.

Got mains power.

Got my laptop.

Got wifi.

Got my drink.

Got footy gaf.

Now for 5 hours to fly by.

LET'S DO THIS.

 

[Blablurn]

Now @ the airport.

Found me usual secluded spot.

Got mains power.

Got my laptop.

Got wifi.

Got my drink.

Got footy gaf.

Now for 5 hours to fly by.

LET'S DO THIS.

hello

who do you support?

 

[Messi]

Now @ the airport.

Found me usual secluded spot.

Got mains power.

Got my laptop.

Got wifi.

Got my drink.

Got footy gaf.

Now for 5 hours to fly by.

LET'S DO THIS.

Where are you flying to bro? Those are pro airport moves you have.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

hello

who do you support?

He supports Arsenal.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Humidex]

Now @ the airport.

Got my drink.

LET'S DO THIS.

Beer? Whisky? Cristal?

The public demands answers!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Blablurn has Javi Martinez played at all recently? Is he injured? How would he feel about moving to Manchester United Football Club?

 

[Blablurn]

Blablurn has Javi Martinez played at all recently? Is he injured? How would he feel about moving to Manchester United Football Club?

Got injured in the preason game against Dortmund. ACL. 6 months out. Might be back in the beginning of 2015. like Lahm and Thiago.