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[Linius]

it is my dream to use that seinfeld telemarketer line where he says something like "oh, so you don't want people calling you at home? now you know how i feel."

but i forget to do it every time they call.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6629618/1218f034/arjen_lubach_prankt_telefoonmarketeer.html

Bud, you seen this one?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

no, she lives in india.

so do i

send me the info

 

[Bold One]

Daniel Craig is the shitty Bond. No subtly, guns explosion and woah.

Bond is dead.

farid pls

 

[Elchele]

robben pls https://vine.co/v/O6DHAmDIIXh

 

[inky]

Match hasn't started and he's already diving.

 

[jts]

So my friend "forgot" to buy me a ticket for Porto-Benfica. Inconsiderate bastard. Asked me to buy it myself when I arrive. The seat won't even be next to his!

I'll be so tired anyway so I'll just sleep through it. Porto will win.

Also a reminder for you guys of this joocy game. Hashtag LP master race.

 

[Arnie]

I have a couple of duplicates from my birthday in book form.

So...

...if anybody wants a copy of The God Delusion or Born On The Fourth Of July, send me a PM and I'll post to the first two replies stating Which book you want.

Is The God Delusion gone?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Jozy :lol

 

[Mr.Marston]

Anyone watching MOTD? Altidore with a miss of the season contender against West Ham.

 

[faridmon]

Just finished watching the movie Animal Kingdom. I really don't know what to feel about it, the ending was kind of meh.

farid pls

We both know I am right.

Let it go, Bond is American now.

 

[Elchele]

Daniel Craig is much better than Brosnan, that's for sure

 

[Linius]

I saw The descendants for the first time since I saw it in cinemas again tonight. Such a great film.

 

[faridmon]

I saw The descendants for the first time since I saw it in cinemas again tonight. Such a great film.

Loved it, brought tears to my eyes by the end.

Movie of that year if it wasn't for the Artist.

Daniel Craig is much better than Brosnan, that's for sure

Nope

Brosnan was the better Bond in Character. unfortunately his movies were all rubbish except for Goldeneye.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I just watched Ichi the Killer with my friends. Yeah.

Since suggesting A Serbian Film my friends are seriously doubting my sanity.

 

[El Topo]

I saw The descendants for the first time since I saw it in cinemas again tonight. Such a great film.

Was that the one with George Clooney and his comatose wife? Because that's a great movie.

Since suggesting A Serbian Film my friends are seriously doubting my sanity.

Understandable.

 

[Linius]

Loved it, brought tears to my eyes by the end.

Movie of that year if it wasn't for the Artist.

Still haven't seen The Artist. I should.

Was that the one with George Clooney and his comatose wife? Because that's a great movie.

It is

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Wait I just read that Brad Jones is going to be in goal for the United game. This game just got a lot tougher.

 

[Meier]

Puskas nominee worthy: http://vine.co/v/O6TIBa1OM0l

 

[Linius]

Puskas nominee worthy: http://vine.co/v/O6TIBa1OM0l

It's a good goal. But if that's Puskas worthy Ajax scored about 10 Puskas worthy goals this season alone. Lay down those Citeh glasses Meier

 

[Arnie]

Wait I just read that Brad Jones is going to be in goal for the United game. This game just got a lot tougher.

Amazing.

RIP Brendan.

 

[Elchele]

Robben's first goal today was pretty great too

 

[Meier]

It's a good goal. But if that's Puskas worthy Ajax scored about 10 Puskas worthy goals this season alone. Lay down those Citeh glasses Meier

Love a good goal. I am anxious to see them.

 

[L1NETT]

Demarai Gray is legit. Reading are shockingly shite, but that first half hattick nowt to sniff at.

If Adkins get sacked.....I am shitting my pants they will go for Parkinson. Parky loves Reading and they love him......pls no

pls

 

[Clegg]

Wait I just read that Brad Jones is going to be in goal for the United game. This game just got a lot tougher.

What happened to Mig?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

What happened to Mig?

No idea. It should be said that I read an off the cuff remark and it could be bullshit.

 

[Linius]

Love a good goal. I am anxious to see them.

You know I was exaggerating, but here's a couple of good goals for you then.

Van Rhijn freekick vs. Feyenoord

Veltman vs. Willem II

Veltman vs. Dordrecht

El Ghazi vs. Heerenveen

Ligeon vs. ??? during pre-season

 

[Clegg]

No idea. It should be said that I read an off the cuff remark and it could be bullshit.

We should ask the authority on all things Liverpool.

Wilbur is Mingolet out of tomorrow's game?

 

[Lashley]

Not a bad day today on UT

 

[Humidex]

This the same rumor that Lovren isn't starting either?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

This the same rumor that Lovren isn't starting either?

Don't know but I'm expecting Skrtel and Toure tomorrow.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This the same rumor that Lovren isn't starting either?

If Toure is fit he'll probably start in Lovren's place

I certainly don't have any less faith in Jones than I do in Mignolet



How long is that new Lara Croft game? Loved playing through the first with my brother. Shame about the nerfed trophies though.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

HITCH I'LL FUCKING END YOU

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Bit harsh Bacon. Hitch kept to a 1 in 4 question ratio there.

 

[Wilbur]

things my dad said to my mum

"i'd much rather have ten willies slapped on my head than a fucking turd on my head"

 

[Mr.Marston]

Not a bad day today on UT

6K for James McClean?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

things my dad said to my mum

"i'd much rather have ten willies slapped on my head than a fucking turd on my head"

 

[Garjon]

Wait I just read that Brad Jones is going to be in goal for the United game. This game just got a lot tougher.

Erm what?

Besides, Jones is far worse than Mig. At least Mig is a good shot stopper.

 

[Wilbur]

things dean says to everyone

"but what if the willy was covered in poop"

 

[L1NETT]

Adyran's miss for leeds wahahahahahah

bilge

things dean says to everyone

"but what if the willy was covered in poop"

u

fuckin

wut

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

things dean says to everyone

"but what if the willy was covered in poop"

A reasonable concern, no matter the context.

 

[Xpike]

things dean says to everyone

"but what if the willy was covered in poop"

he's right, what if wilbur
what if

 

[Messi]

I blocked my home toilet this morning, too much fiber and then a wad of paper. Takes alot of block the home one. It was quite the ordeal. No plunger either.

But I go it sorted. Didnt even need whatapp help this time.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Messi have you ever considered not publicly telling people these things?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I blocked my home toilet this morning, too much fiber and then a wad of paper. Takes alot of block the home one. It was quite the ordeal. No plunger either.

But I go it sorted. Didnt even need whatapp help this time.

It'd probably be easier if you installed a garbage disposal mechanism in your toilet

 

[Wilbur]

i wont go into the conversation because it was so very long

but dean's statement was the climax

everyone gave up after that

mum and dad went to bed

lloyd returned to making pokemon midis on garageband

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

i wont go into the conversation because it was so very long

but dean's statement was the climax

everyone gave up after that

mum and dad went to bed

lloyd returned to making pokemon midis on garageband

help

im trying not to spit wine all over my keyboard

 

[Wilbur]

help

im trying not to spit wine all over my keyboard

:lol

 

[Elchele]

I'm so buying a $8 wine bottle next weekend to celebrate the end of finals

 

[Messi]

Dean does have a point though...what if your dick was covered in shit though...that man has his head screwed on right. I hope he is teaching Lloyd this shit.

Messi have you ever considered not publicly telling people these things?

On occasion, sure. But really I am looking for solutions.