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[snoopeasystreet]

Had a dream last night where I was watching an Arsene Wenger biopic where he was played by Dermot Morgan. Can't remember if it was any good but now I woke up feeling bummed out that it doesn't and will never exist.

 

[Wilbur]

Yurt's a Liverpool fan Viva, not worth your time.

Hopefully buying Strootman doesn't stoo Roma winning Serie A.

 

[GQman2121]

If only Adidas could turn the clocks back on Fergie and give him another five years.

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Just being in Stockport generally is.

:lol

 

[Yurt]

Madrid can and WILL outbid [insert rich club].

[Insert rich club]'s best bet is UEFA slapping them with a meracto ban, which actually seems likely!


So RUMBO POGBA! GET EXCITED

 

[Vivalaraza]

Yurt's a Liverpool fan Viva, not worth your time.

Hopefully buying Strootman doesn't stoo Roma winning Serie A.

I don't understand why he gets so upset when anybody posts a rumour about a Juve player leaving.

He's now using La Liga dick as a weapon.

It's just really sad.

 

[Wilbur]

I don't understand why he gets so upset when anybody posts a rumour about a Juve player leaving.

He's now using La Liga dick as a weapon.

It's just really sad.

I think it's just confusing for Juventus fans when throwing the money they have at people doesn't necessarily work.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Seems like it's about time Zabo goes over Yurt's head and sells Krasic to us.

 

[Yurt]

I don't understand why he gets so upset when anybody posts a rumour about a Juve player leaving.

He's now using La Liga dick as a weapon.

It's just really sad.

I don't get why you guys get upset when I point out just how small your dick muscle is compared to Madrid's shaft. And they've got eyes on his booty, and his booty wants their shaft, you (of all clubs considering everything) stand no chance.

I don't think you understand just how much I DONT want to see him there, I'd rather United.


But I speak facts, not muppet.

 

[dc89]

Hey dc, did you see that story that City sell more shirts in Stockport than they do in Manchester?

What's that about?

I don't know how any shirts are sold in Stockport seeing as around 30% of the shops in the town centre are boarded up.

 

[Rikkun]

Yurt's a Liverpool fan Viva, not worth your time.

Hopefully buying Strootman doesn't stoo Roma winning Serie A.

Roma will lose Serie A in the next 3 matches


Bet on it

 

[Facism]

if we all chip in a fiver we could probably afford to buy Coventry City.

 

[CCS]

if we all chip in a fiver we could probably afford to buy Coventry City.

I vote for Yurt as manager.

 

[Yurt]

Roma will lose Serie A in the next 3 matches


Bet on it

Gotta hand it to Marotta though, giving them a dubious penalty in a stupid Coppa Italia game is ingenious, now they can't complain about ANYTHING muahahaha

 

[dc89]

Jojo scores.

 

[Meier]

Speaking of Stockport, Jojo scores after a beauty of a pass from George Evans. Good for George.

 

[dc89]

Ambrose

 

[KidJr]

Hey didnt notice Atl. Madrid vs Barca was on tonight,hopefully gym is a quick one!

 

[Facism]

I vote for Yurt as manager.

Footballfan as kit manager.

 

[dc89]

Footballfan as kit manager.

Surely that is Messi

 

[Yurt]

Footballfan as kit manager.

i quit

 

[Meier]

Ambrose

Damn, I missed him get stretchered off. :\ How bad did it look? Poor kid.

 

[dc89]

Damn, I missed him get stretchered off. :\ How bad did it look? Poor kid.

Bad. Shirt over his head - presumably in tears.

 

[Facism]

Surely that is Messi

Assistant panty-scrubber.

 

[CCS]

i quit

Shotgun job.

 

[dc89]

Aguero is on. Don't get injured, don't get injured.

 

[Meier]

Bad. Shirt over his head - presumably in tears.

Hopefully it isn't a season-ender.

Kun on now with 25 mins left. Scary.

 

[Meier]

That skill from Evans.

 

[Rikkun]

Gotta hand it to Marotta though, giving them a dubious penalty in a stupid Coppa Italia game is ingenious, now they can't complain about ANYTHING muahahaha

They will
NEVER
STOP
THE CRYING

Footballfan as kit manager.

Can I be the one managing Twitter and FB page

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Looking forward to seeing what fresh Hell Microsoft have in store for PC gaming.

 

[dc89]

Dat Milner.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I don't get why you guys get upset when I point out just how small is your dick muscle compared to Madrid's shaft. And they've got eyes on his booty, and his booty wants their shaft, you (of all clubs considering everything) stand no chance.

I don't think you understand just how much I DONT want to see him there, I'd rather United.


But I speak facts, not muppet.

No Worries.

Madrid get big fish Pogba.
United get little fish Vidal

 

[KidJr]

that order trailer!

 

[Meier]

Clichy, Zaba and Demi coming on. Hopefully we see Celina too.

Dat Milner.

Great ball. Hopefully that will give Dzeko a little confidence going forward.

 

[Bold One]

that order trailer!

 

[Scum]

Looking forward to seeing what fresh Hell Microsoft have in store for PC gaming.

GFWL 2.0

 

[Facism]

They will
NEVER
STOP
THE CRYING


Can I be the one managing Twitter and FB page

i was going to have you operate the scoreboard and video/audio with free license to do whatever the fuck you wanted.

 

[Willkiller]

that order trailer!

As someone who thought the game has looked incredibly boring and sterile every time it has been shown...that was indeed a great trailer.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Sakho's balls are weighted beautifully.

 

[CCS]

that order trailer!

That is one sexy game.

 

[Yurt]

Junited FC


CEO: Zabo
Right hand: Ricky. Left hand: KidA Seven
Coach: Shake Appeal. His FM titles were enough to convince the board to hire him. And he can hit all the high notes when he yells
Translator: OddMorsel
Director of Speechwriting (or generally the guy who makes us all sound less dumb): Dr.Salazar
Masseur: Wilbur. Can finish the job in 2 mins and you only have to look at his bro's hands really. He can cover Giovinco's whole back with his palm
Lawyer: Horse
Financial dude/book cooker: Viva
Master Chief: Arnie
psychiatric counselling: Usho
PR: Danny boy
Fallout guy to sack when we fuck up something: cartoon_soldier

What else I dunno. Treble winners easily

 

[Shake Appeal]

We made that money, rather than had it bequeathed to us by an oligarch/monarch.

Rupert Murdoch is an oligarch, isn't he? But yes, congratulations on "making" that money by being the only English team of note during the years 1992-1999, when Sky Sports propped up the corpse of English football and made it dance. You deserve every grimy dollar bill Chevrolet or Adidas fling at your aging, desperate football club.

Hundreds of millions spent and you're flailing behind a team that just paid actual money for Eljero Elia? That's no way to sell SUVs.

 

[Rikkun]

i was going to have you operate the scoreboard and video/audio with free license to do whatever the fuck you wanted.

Scoreboard operator shows his junk on stadium screen



We would get famous and sell tons of merchandise in a heartbeat.

 

[The Atticus]

Junited FC


CEO: Zabo
Right hand: Ricky. Left hand: KidA Seven
Coach: Shake Appeal. His FM titles were enough to convince the board to hire him. And he can hit all the high notes when he yells
Translator: OddMorsel
Director of Speechwriting (or generally who makes us all sound less dumb): Dr.Salazar
Masseur: Wilbur. Can finish the job in 2 mins and you only have to look at his bro's hands really. He can cover Giovinco's whole back with his palm
Lawyer: Horse
Financial dude/book cooker: Viva
Master Chief: Arnie
psychiatric counselling: Usho
PR: Danny boy
Fallout guy to sack when we fuck up something: cartoon_soldier

What else I dunno. Treble winners easily

cunt

 

[Facism]

Scoreboard operator shows his junk on stadium screen



We would get famous and sell tons of merchandise in a heartbeat.

it would be like that picture of the dude who has a shirt which is just his asshole printed on it.

 

[Wilbur]

I would give great handjobs to the entire staff and squad

 

[Rikkun]

I would give great handjobs to the entire staff and squad

I'm the right hand Wilbz
Don't step on my feet

 

[Yurt]

cunt

DUDE I'm not even in the club

We're in Serie B with Suen, Hixx and Pennywise fighting the good fight

 

[Wilbur]

i will give you a great footjob

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Rupert Murdoch is an oligarch, isn't he? But yes, congratulations on "making" that money by being the only English team of note during the years 1992-1999, when Sky Sports propped up the corpse of English football and made it dance. You deserve every grimy dollar bill Chevrolet or Adidas fling at your aging, desperate football club.

Hundreds of millions spent and you're flailing behind a team that just paid actual money for Eljero Elia? That's no way to sell SUVs.

See, we do deserve it.