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[Blablurn]

I would give great handjobs to the entire staff and squad

do you prefer the soft rub oder the hard one?

 

[dc89]

Fuckin A!

 

[Yen]

Results back today, totally Sakho'd my coursework which is good, but I'm going to Lovren my exam on Friday, which is bad.

Sakho's balls are weighted beautifully.

Oh my!

Rupert Murdoch is an oligarch, isn't he? But yes, congratulations on "making" that money by being the only English team of note during the years 1992-1999, when Sky Sports propped up the corpse of English football and made it dance. You deserve every grimy dollar bill Chevrolet or Adidas fling at your aging, desperate football club.

Hundreds of millions spent and you're flailing behind a team that just paid actual money for Eljero Elia? That's no way to sell SUVs.

Yes Shake!

 

[Wilbur]

do you prefer the soft rub oder the hard one?

i would rub deep until your penis cries tears of glob

 

[K1LLER7]

Junited FC


CEO: Zabo
Right hand: Ricky. Left hand: KidA Seven
Coach: Shake Appeal. His FM titles were enough to convince the board to hire him. And he can hit all the high notes when he yells
Translator: OddMorsel
Director of Speechwriting (or generally the guy who makes us all sound less dumb): Dr.Salazar
Masseur: Wilbur. Can finish the job in 2 mins and you only have to look at his bro's hands really. He can cover Giovinco's whole back with his palm
Lawyer: Horse
Financial dude/book cooker: Viva
Master Chief: Arnie
psychiatric counselling: Usho
PR: Danny boy
Fallout guy to sack when we fuck up something: cartoon_soldier

What else I dunno. Treble winners easily

No chief scouts.

You'll be buying 11 Krasic's.

 

[Blablurn]

i would rub deep until your penis cries tears of glob

but then it gets all swollen. that hurts :/

 

[CCS]

but then it gets all swollen. that hurts :/

Learn to love the pain.

 

[Wilbur]

:lol Shake, we are best friends m8

We were the only semi decent team in a shit league for years

now u know exactly how it feels and you only need to keep giving your players fiats and slipping referees fivers to keep it up

god what a wonderful sport

 

[Facism]

why do MS persist with the Cuntana thing? All my lay friends find it fucking hilarious and/or cringe-worthy.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Shake whats your username on RAWK?

 

[Blablurn]

Learn to love the pain.

CCS :/ Im not as rough as you. I'm romantic.

 

[Yurt]

The guy who desperately applies for ANY position every year: Blablurn

Team doctor: any guy who supports/supported a Pep team

 

[Vivalaraza]

The guy who desperately applies for ANY position every year: Blablurn

Team doctor: any guy who supports/supported a Pep team

Team news leaker - Plug

 

[Blablurn]

The guy who desperately applies for ANY position every year: Blablurn

Team doctor: any guy who supports/supported a Pep team

I'm not like Elia

 

[Yurt]

Shake whats your username on RAWK?

He used to like not hate United

There was some sorta mutual respect


YOU DID THIS YOU SPUNKBUBBLES

 

[Freewheelin']

Team news leaker - Plug

Bla can do this job too

 

[Shake Appeal]

Shake whats your username on RAWK?

xXxTheReddestDevilxXx

 

[Blablurn]

Gomez scored lol

Bla can do this job too

pls open your pants

 

[CCS]

CCS :/ Im not as rough as you. I'm romantic.

Sometimes to show your love you have to be rough

 

[Rikkun]

Bla can do this job too

Snitch - Blablurn


Come on guys

 

[Blablurn]

bundesliga Latest @BL_Latest
Nach "Goal Italia"-Infomationen hat der #BVB ein konkretes Angebot über 26 Mio. Euro für Radja #Nainggolan beim AS Rom eingereicht.

dortmund sent an offer for nainggolan. 26m.

 

[Yurt]

Gomez :lol it took like two or three deflections

Don't celebrate m8

Team news leaker

How can this not be Turok :loooool


Pulg is the janitor who works two jobs to support his famine-stricken family


elsk is his family

 

[Shake Appeal]

He used to like not hate United

There was some sorta mutual respect


YOU DID THIS YOU SPUNKBUBBLES

I like United fine, especially now that their fans are despondent all the time!

I just think it's unseemly and bad for football for any one club to spend several hundred million pounds each year, regardless of whether they "earned" that money.

Although I also can't deny the schadenfreude when like half a billion dollars over three years fucked at anyone who'll look at you twice can't even lock up fourth place.

 

[Blablurn]

Gomez :lol it took like two or three deflections

Don't celebrate m8



How can this not be Turok :loooool


Pulg is the janitor who works two jobs to support his famine-stricken family


elsk is his family

im not celebrating you ****

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Junited FC


CEO: Zabo
Right hand: Ricky. Left hand: KidA Seven
Coach: Shake Appeal. His FM titles were enough to convince the board to hire him. And he can hit all the high notes when he yells
Translator: OddMorsel
Director of Speechwriting (or generally the guy who makes us all sound less dumb): Dr.Salazar
Masseur: Wilbur. Can finish the job in 2 mins and you only have to look at his bro's hands really. He can cover Giovinco's whole back with his palm
Lawyer: Horse
Financial dude/book cooker: Viva
Master Chief: Arnie
psychiatric counselling: Usho
PR: Danny boy
Fallout guy to sack when we fuck up something: cartoon_soldier

What else I dunno. Treble winners easily

Jeez

 

[Yurt]

im not celebrating you ****

I was talking about him actually!

 

[Blablurn]

Jeez

how was your day in india today?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

how was your day in india today?

Stayed home all day.
Didn't eat lunch
Woke up at 4pm (slept at 9:30 am)
Had tea and Biscuits.
Started work for US company
Had Indian Ramen for dinner
Marinated Chicken for Chicken Tikka dinner tomorrow
Exchanged whatsapp messages with girl I am meeting Monday

So, pretty good I say.

 

[Bold One]

Rupert Murdoch is an oligarch, isn't he? But yes, congratulations on "making" that money by being the only English team of note during the years 1992-1999, when Sky Sports propped up the corpse of English football and made it dance. You deserve every grimy dollar bill Chevrolet or Adidas fling at your aging, desperate football club.

Hundreds of millions spent and you're flailing behind a team that just paid actual money for Eljero Elia? That's no way to sell SUVs.

 

[Blablurn]

Stayed home all day.
Didn't eat lunch
Woke up at 4pm (slept at 9:30 am)
Had tea and Biscuits.
Started work for US company
Had Indian Ramen for dinner
Marinated Chicken for Chicken Tikka dinner tomorrow
Exchanged whatsapp messages with girl I am meeting Monday

So, pretty good I say.

you going to tap dat ass? Is she a nice Aishwarya Rai Bachchan type of girl?

 

[Rikkun]

Has any of you tried a flashlight?

 

[CCS]

Has any of you tried a flashlight?

Flashlight or fleshlight? :lol

 

[cartoon_soldier]

you going to tap dat ass? Is she a nice Aishwarya Rai Bachchan type of girl?

No idea. Never seen her before.

 

[Rikkun]

Flashlight or fleshlight? :lol

I knew I was missing something.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Flashlight or flashlight? :lol

What

 

[CCS]

What

Fucking phone

 

[Suen]

Eh? It's your birthday, Susan? Well then. Have this. From me.

happy birthday suen and dissonance

goddamn doing job applications can be quite depressing... whats worse is doing the interview and getting informed you didnt make it, soul destroying

It's Suen's birthday too?! Happy birthday y'all!

I was gonna say 'may you have a happy year' as well but we all know that isn't true, Parma is gonna get relegated this season AINT IT

A YEAR TO FORGET BABY SUEN

Guys it's not my freakin birthday :lol. It was in response to my post about becoming an uncle, not my birthday. A part of me wants to pretend it is my birthday so I can fool Dissonance.

tri_willy I hope you get a job you are looking for soon. Job searching is absolute shite, and among the worst mental tortures in this century.

 

[arkon]

Has any of you tried a flashlight?

Useful bit of gear to have around. I never leave my house without one.

 

[Yurt]

You've gotta admit, that was pretty damn good :loool

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Intern who will be fired 6 months later, write a book about Junited while swearing each one of you is his mate: Flutterpuffs

 

[Coldnoodle]

Happy Birthday Suen!

 

[Hixx]

pls yurt I should be scout, i can tell you who is and isn't world class

 

[Pennywise]

Dortmund against Utrecht :
Weidenfeller - Piszczek, Sokratis, Hummels, Schmelzer - Gündogan, Sahin - Blaszczykowsi, Reus, Kampl - Immobile

Looks like the formation that will play against Leverkusen.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

pls yurt I should be scout, i can tell you who is and isn't world class

Wouldn't you be the ref with your correct blind calls?

 

[Blablurn]

Wouldn't you be the ref with your correct blind calls?

who is the person in ur avatar?

 

[Yurt]

pls yurt I should be scout, i can tell you who is and isn't world class

I want someone with me in the Abyss

You're an expert at clawing your way back to safety!

And seriously, we all know Zabo is gonna fire you :lol

 

[Hixx]

Wouldn't you be the ref with your correct blind calls?

Clubs can't hire ref-- well, this is Serie A, after all...

 

[noal]

Guys it's not my freakin birthday :lol. It was in response to my post about becoming an uncle, not my birthday. A part of me wants to pretend it is my birthday so I can fool Dissonance.

Haha, that was my fault. The sun still shines!

 

[Milchmonster]

bundesliga Latest @BL_Latest
Nach "Goal Italia"-Infomationen hat der #BVB ein konkretes Angebot über 26 Mio. Euro für Radja #Nainggolan beim AS Rom eingereicht.

dortmund sent an offer for nainggolan. 26m.

Sounds legit

In a world where Messi signs for SC Paderborn

 

[Blablurn]

Sounds legit

In a world where Messi signs for SC Paderborn

u watching the utreecht game, michael?