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Football Thread 2014/2015 |OT12| Old Man Looking For 17 year olds. Contact Arsene

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Scum

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Odegaard is on 80k a week? At 16?

fucking hell

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Wilbur

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I'm getting my information from @sportingintelligence

Arnie that sounds top, enjoy man

maybe i could afford to go to football matches if your company had ever rang me
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ghst

thanks for the laugh
henderson seems like the ideal big hearted but not all there prey that costa would sap any rational composure from and get him sent off.
 

Hixx

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i'm offended by people saying they are offended because people who actually say the words "i'm offended" are UTTER FUCKING COCKHOLES
 
dem goals from Teixeria for Brighton eeeeshhh

Pool do have some gems

Heard nothing but good things about him, but never heard a peep about him being close to getting a spot in our extended squad, let alone the matchday one :(

Link us the highlights bruv

henderson seems like the ideal big hearted but not all there prey that costa would sap any rational composure from and get him sent off.

He argues a lot, but doesn't really let it effect his performances
 

Suen

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Guys we've signed Odegaard /DC

Wood must be delighted to know that a big club like RMA signed a youngster from his country.
 
Guys we've signed Odegaard /DC

Wood must be delighted to know that a big club like RMA signed a youngster from his country.

After Gravesen tearing La Liga up, with his skilled dribblings and screaming at team mates, in broken Spanish no doubt, I feel like we have proven ourselves way above reason as a talented country.
 

pulga

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Are they gonna put Odegaard into Zidane's team or will he join the real team?

Early reports said he's gonna train with the first team, but play with Zidane's team.

You might say: "Why pulga, that doesn't make a bloody lick of sense. Why would they go with such a perplexing arrangement?"

Because fuck you that's why.
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El Topo

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That thread about the deflated footballs makes FootyGAF seem really reasonable and civilized. 34 pages because some balls might not have had full weight. Imagine that in (real) football.

Early reports said he's gonna train with the first team, but play with Zidane's team.

You might say: "Why pulga, that doesn't make a bloody lick of sense. Why would they go with such a perplexing arrangement?"

Because fuck you that's why.

:D
 
m8 hes the next Pacheco/Suso.

Don't get attached.

I'm not, Pacheco burned me. Expected him to be starting for us at 19, was rotting in the reserves or bouncing around on loan until the age of 23

Now his career is going nowhere

2 things to take from The Life And Times Of Dani Pacheco

1) Being the best player at an U19 international tournament means fuck all
2) If you're 21, talented and yet to have a sniff of any reasonable time in the first team, move
 

pulga

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I just thought I'd let you guys know I've learned how to download Youtube vids and gif them in Photoshop.
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Prepare your anus for a sensational bombardment of Odegaard gifs
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One of the greatest pleasures was watching Copenhagen beat Celtic in CL, with Gravesen on, and the singing "back to your whore, just go back to your whore" at the bald clown, in reference to his former porn star girlfriend. He was getting quite visible frustrated and cost a goal, being unable to mark Grønkjær. What a time that was.

Gravesen (and stig tøfting) also had a history with Grønkjær from international duty. They tortured the poor boy by pouring energy shit in his eyes.
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Also Gravesen putting his cock (like had his cock actually out at his face) in the face of another team mate during training became front page stuff once.
 

Clydefrog

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for some reason, I giggled reading the text on the right.

Giant seem to beating roughing. Talking League against Lane, “In the is into feet.” “They do other.” They barged kicking up when for us. This side have a Premier competition.

It’s how I imagine the guy who wrote the lineups writes his articles.
 

FootballFan

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I'm not, Pacheco burned me. Expected him to be starting for us at 19, was rotting in the reserves or bouncing around on loan until the age of 23

Now his career is going nowhere

2 things to take from The Life And Times Of Dani Pacheco

1) Being the best player at an U19 international tournament means fuck all
2) If you're 21, talented and yet to have a sniff of any reasonable time in the first team, move

Shanks are you reading this.

This is the world we live in today.

Suarez is gonna be great next season. Just like neymar this year. It takes time to settle.

Neymar was much better last season than Suarez this season imo.

Suarez is trying too hard to please. He needs to compose himself and take some shots, do the basics etc.
 
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