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[The Atticus]

why are we never playing gainst each other, you right hand jerker

Who jerks with the evil left hand?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Who jerks with the evil left hand?

I do

 

[The Atticus]

Are you left handed?

 

[Hixx]

Left hand wanks are a nice balance

If I go with good ol' righty, I nearly tear my cock off

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Left hand wanks are a nice balance

If I go with good ol' righty, I nearly tear my cock off

That's poor tekkers of Vergini own-goal proportions tbf.

 

[inky]

The release clause will burn us

I can feel it.

£ 40,000,001

The committee one step ahead for once.

 

[3Sixty]

Just watched The Equalizer.

Better than any film on the Oscars best picture list.

 

[Esch]

Left hand wanks are a nice balance

If I go with good ol' righty, I nearly tear my cock off

Sensational

You must have the first touch of Jozy himself

 

[Hixx]

Sensational

You must have the first touch of Jozy himself

i can't control my right hand

it does what it wants

im like revolver ocelot

 

[Hixx]

Giak's shorts would look like hot pants on Pantilimon.

Hot Panti

 

[Blablurn]

Dunno m8, wanna try tonight?

nah :/

 

[Bumhead]

We've just signed Will Keane on loan from Man U.

Any good?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

We've just signed Will Keane on loan from Man U.

Any good?

Yes, actually.

Just come back from a year long injury but is already playing well. Don't think he'll make it at United but he could even end up being PL quality.

 

[Wilbur]

hahaha

 

[Razor554]

hahaha

First Isco, now Ødegaard. Real Madrid sure likes them Messi fans.

 

[Clydefrog]

Are you left handed?

I am. Is there a problem m8?

 

[pulga]

Barca tried to torpedo Odegaard deal

Slimy fucks

 

[Wilbur]

From guardian live blog

And on that bombshell… I’m off. What a day, what a window, what a time to be alive.

 

[Freewheelin']

Is Arnie writing that blog

 

[Meier]

Poor Vertonghen. Had one goal stolen from him and now had his original goal vs Sunderland changed to an OG for O'Shea.

 

[CCS]

From guardian live blog

Which one of you is this?

 

[Wilbur]

Is Arnie writing that blog

 

[Linius]

hahaha

That's just sad. I wonder if he deleted them on his own accord or if Madrid told him to. I really hope it's not the latter.

 

[Pachimari]

It's now a matter of hours until Lucas Silva will be a Real Madrid player.

Illarra isn't good enough for Real Madrid and never had the right attitude. He will be shipped out to Bilbao.

 

[Meier]

That's just sad. I wonder if he deleted them on his own accord or if Madrid told him to. I really hope it's not the latter.

I'm sure he was instructed to. No surprise to be honest. The Daily Mail says this kid is getting PAID!

Odegaard will only earn £80,000 a week if he picks up all his bonuses in what is a very incentivised contract but even the flat £40,000 a week is still a striking figure for someone just turned 16.

If the B-team go up then Odegaard will spend most of next season training with the first team but getting match practice with the B-side. If, however, Zidane is unsuccessful in getting the team promoted, Odegaard could stay with the first-team squad permanently. One of the conditions his father Hans Erik Odegaard has put in place is that his son doesn't play third-tier football next year.

His dad also got a coaching job with Madrid apparently.

 

[Suen]

Guys breaking news: we've signed Odegaard.

 

[Ushojax]

Poor Vertonghen. Had one goal stolen from him and now had his original goal vs Sunderland changed to an OG for O'Shea.

He had the same bullshit happen in 12/13 when his goal at Old Trafford was changed to an Evans OG.

 

[Linius]

I'm sure he was instructed to. No surprise to be honest. The Daily Mail says this kid is getting PAID!

Yeah, he's getting paid big.

But it's really sad he has to delete tweets from the worldcup. He wasn't even a player of R. Madrid back then and he's only 16. As if it's a shame he likes Messi. And well, you can't erase the internet. Which is proven once again.

 

[3Sixty]

His dad also got a coaching job with Madrid apparently.

Sounds legal.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm not left handed.

 

[pulga]

In the big picture it's a small gamble for Real with a potentially high reward. There's nothing much for them to lose and Ødegaard will no doubt gain a lot training with the Madrid first squad, even if wont' get much game time taking some years training with those guys at his age will only be good for him.

Well said bb, fantastic post.

It's now a matter of hours until Lucas Silva will be a Real Madrid player.

Illarra isn't good enough for Real Madrid and never had the right attitude. He will be shipped out to Bilbao.

Illarra man, I can't believe we payed 40m for him :lol :lol fucking Florentino

 

[Wilbur]

 

[cartoon_soldier]

How do you say his last name?

 

[Suen]

Congrats on the new job Susan.

We want to bring down the average age of the board, and increase the average age of the squad. Parma is run by a genius.

The CEO is another one of Taci's boys.

 

[Yen]

How do you say his last name?

I believe it's vibrations in your larynx that does it.

 

[pulsemyne]

Swansea have signed Kyle Naughton from Spurs for 5 million quid. We really did need a right back as Rangel is a bit long in the tooth now. Any idea if he's any good spurs fans?

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

we all made mistakes when we were 13.

 

[Esch]

How do you say his last name?

əʊ.vəˈsəʊld

oh-ver-sohld

 

[pulga]

What's your point? Teenage boy likes extremely talented player? :lol Somehow you seem the most butthurt of the bunch, it's really strange.

Get over it, you're looking real petty right about now :lol

 

[The Atticus]

What does a 12 year old need twitter for

 

[Wilbur]

It's more that he's since deleted the tweets and posts about Messi looooool imagine being bullied by real madrid

And I'm not butthurt at all :lol. I couldn't give a fuck where the kid ended up. Don't know how to pronounce his name, didn't even know what he looked like until today. I've seen like three gifs of him in my entire life. Who cares.

But hey i am butthurt

Stop trivialising rape.

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

How do you say his last name?

Messy

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

Odegaard the new Nacer Barazite. You heard it here first.

 

[Suen]

What's your point? Teenage boy likes extremely talented player? :lol Somehow you seem the most butthurt of the bunch, it's really strange.

Get over it, you're looking real petty right about now :lol

Wollybur cries about everything, even about Chicharito going to Madrid. The tears makes him bring out the chicken with lots of passion. He knows it

#PassionateWollybur

 

[Yen]

Benjamin Wills @BenjaminWillsSJ
At 16, Martin Odegaard has signed for Real Madrid.

Can he get a D in GSCE Geography though? I can.

Enjoy your life in France, mate.

 

[Wilbur]

I forgot chicha was on loan. Hopefully we sell him for more than we bought him for

 

[pulsemyne]

Just watched The Equalizer.

Better than any film on the Oscars best picture list.

I really enjoyed it as well. It maybe only loosely based on the TV series (and doesn't feature the awesome theme tune) but it's really well done. Great action bits as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljvdTh1jq-Y

That's right america, an old man will save people in trouble. My father always laughed as every time The equalizer fired a gun he would blink.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I forgot chicha was on loan. Hopefully we sell him for more than we bought him for

I liked him

Has Madrid showed any interest in a perma deal for him?

 

[Ushojax]

Swansea have signed Kyle Naughton from Spurs for 5 million quid. We really did need a right back as Rangel is a bit long in the tooth now. Any idea if he's any good spurs fans?

He made 5 league appearances this season and got sent off in 2 of them. This season he was behind two reserve CBs in the right-back pecking order.

 

[confuziz]

Manchester City FC retweeted
DC ‏@DC77_ 20m20 minutes ago

Happy to have joined @MKDonsFC on loan can't wait to get started now. thanks for all the messages ⚽️ #Mkdons


Congratz DC