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[El Topo]

lol Kimmich in the DFB squad. Ridiculous.

Nah, Kimmich is top quality.

 

[Beefy]

lol Kimmich in the DFB squad. Ridiculous.

Neuer-Ter Stegen-Leno
Hummels-Boateng-Mustafi-Höwedes-Can-Hector-Rudy-Rüdiger
Schweinsteiger-Khedira-Kroos-Kramer-Kimmich-Weigl
Reus-Özil-Müller-Draxler-Götze-Bellarabi-Brandt-Podolski-Sane-Schürrle
Gomez

How is Gomez playing ? Isn't he about 90?

 

[la_briola]

Poldi will never not make it, he's like herpes, always coming back.

 

[El Topo]

Poldi will never not make it, he's like herpes, always coming back.

You need a mascot. A lucky charm.

 

[DerZuhälter]

Nah, Kimmich is top quality.

That's why he's going to be axed along with Brandt, Rüdiger and Sane.

 

[la_briola]

You need a mascot. A lucky charm.

Watch him start ahead of Reus :lol

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

Germany is going to win this easily.

I think I say this every tournament.

Fucking Germany.

 

[El Topo]

That's why he's going to be axed along with Brandt, Rüdiger and Sane.

Nah, he'll keep Kimmich, if only because he played CB this season. Young, variable, talented.

 

[Phantast2k]

lol Kimmich in the DFB squad. Ridiculous.

Neuer-Ter Stegen-Leno
Hummels-Boateng-Mustafi-Höwedes-Can-Hector-Rudy-Rüdiger
Schweinsteiger-Khedira-Kroos-Kramer-Kimmich-Weigl
Reus-Özil-Müller-Draxler-Götze-Bellarabi-Brandt-Podolski-Sane-Schürrle
Gomez

Hoo boy, I hope Weigl stays alive if he gets to go to the Euro.
Wtf is a Kimmich? Some type of Kimchi?
There is no creative CM other than Kroos. Castro should've replaced Gündogan as he's quite similar to him and something this team lacks right now.

 

[DerZuhälter]

Nah, he'll keep Kimmich, if only because he played CB this season. Young, variable, talented.

First off: He ain't good enough. Second: He's the last to join the squad and therefor the first who's leaving.

EDIT: Oh, I added Kramer in the squad. He's not in it.

 

[Gambit]

Honestly, I'd keep Weigl and Kimmich especially with Güngogan gone and Schweini as good as gone.

Schürrle is useless if Reus can actually make it. Bellarabi about the same.

 

[DerZuhälter]

First Squad and replacements in brackets:

Neuer/(Who gives a shit)
Höwedes/(Rudy) - Hummels/(Mustafi) - Boateng/(Mustafi) - Hector/(Even Löw has no clue, maybe Kimmich)
Khedira/(Should be Can) - Kroos / (Schweinsteiger if he's still dead Weigl)
Müller / (Bellarabi) - Özil / (Götze) - Reus / (Schürlle, Draxler)
Gomez / (Götze, Reus)

Everyone else is merely a trainingscone in Löw's plans.

 

[Beefy]

At least you have pace around a slow Schweinsteiger.

 

[Milchmonster]

One of Weigl and Kimmich is not going to the Euro, they are competing for Illay's spot. Normally, it should be Weigl considering he has played more often. But it's Löw, so who knows.

 

[DerZuhälter]

One of Weigl and Kimmich is not going to the Euro, they are competing for Illay's spot. Normally, it should be Weigl considering he has played more often. But it's Löw, so who knows.

Watch Löw axe Weigl and play Kimmich as fullback.

 

[Jack cw]

Honestly, I'd keep Weigl and Kimmich especially with Güngogan gone and Schweini as good as gone.

Schürrle is useless if Reus can actually make it. Bellarabi about the same.

Agreed.
The funny thing is, Kimmich is the best RB we have.
And finally no Schmelzer. Löw did something good.

 

[True Savior]

Casillas in the euro squad? LOL

 

[War Peaceman]

How is Gomez playing ? Isn't he about 90?

He's only 30!

HOW

 

[Milchmonster]

Agreed.
The funny thing is, Kimmich is the best RB we have.
And finally no Schmelzer. Löw did something good.

Schmelzer hasn't been in the national team for more than two years now...

 

[Moobabe]

why is diego costa not part of the squad?

Works for me! Refreshed and raring to go for the league next season (hopefully)

 

[Beefy]

He's only 30!

HOW

Guy seems to have been around for ages.

 

[Meier]

why is diego costa not part of the squad?

He is absolutely terrible for Spain. Just doesn't play like they do -- it was a poor decision on his part to opt for them over Brazil.

Spain will drop 2 players for their actual squad.. have to assume Bruno and San Jose are vulnerable.

 

[MrKaepora]

We have secured Mitroglou. Thanks Fulham.

Now, Júlio César for two more years.

 

[Jarnet87]

could be Louie's last prem game. Give us a show Lewis.

1-1. United score early for a buzzin start. Team deflates and so do the fans. Bournemouth equalize off a corner.

I think this describes about 80% of his time here

 

[Jack cw]

Schmelzer hasn't been in the national team for more than two years now...

Hope he never ever gets in again.

 

[Lashley]

Sky Sports saying Jose has been told the job is his IF LVG leaves in the summer

lol what a shambles

 

[onepiecefan]

Because he was shit this season. The question that you should be asking is: why are Casillas, Bartra, San José, Pedro, Cesc, Isco or Lucas Vázquez part of the squad? Adrián, Javi Martínez, Bellerín, Navas or Lucas Pérez are players that had a better season but they were left out. It doesn't make sense.

Costa, Pedro & Cesc all picked up some form (to different degrees) in the latter half of the season. Although I agree the Spain squad overall does look odd.

 

[Rubbish King]

Sky Sports saying Jose has been told the job is his IF LVG leaves in the summer

lol what a shambles

What in the fuck, this was on in the gym with no sound, had no idea they were saying this

 

[Rubbish King]

Germany is going to win this easily.

I mean





no

 

[True Savior]

Sky Sports saying Jose has been told the job is his IF LVG leaves in the summer

lol what a shambles

Portuguese press knows everything about Mourinho's personal decisions. Jorge Mendes more or less controls many reporters from newspapers (as a way to promote his players) and so a lot of journalists get info's from him. And they reported Mourinho signed for United in April. It's a done deal. The only way he doesn't coach there is if they bought his contract, which would be insane.

 

[Rubbish King]

Portuguese press knows everything about Mourinho's personal decisions. Jorge Mendes more or less controls many reporters from newspapers (as a way to promote his players) and so a lot of journalists get info's from him. And they reported Mourinho signed for United in April. It's a done deal. The only way he doesn't coach there is if they bought his contract, which would be insane.

Any contracts for new managers have to be declared officially and immediately on stockmarket, in Uniteds case atleast.

 

[True Savior]

Any contracts for new managers have to be declared officially and immediately on stockmarket, in Uniteds case atleast.

That's probably the least of their worries. Call it a pre-contract or a contract on valid after the 1st of July.

 

[Ape Gone Insane]

Sky Sports saying Jose has been told the job is his IF LVG leaves in the summer

lol what a shambles

we're going to be the next liverpool

 

[GoldenCrow]

Is this legit? Is this really the leaving gift Pep received from Bayern?

 

[la_briola]

Pep: "kill me now..."

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Is this legit? Is this really the leaving gift Pep received from Bayern?

Dat Bayern taste. Looks like something Hoeneß had to manufacture while in jail.

 

[Rubbish King]

That's probably the least of their worries. Call it a pre-contract or a contract on valid after the 1st of July.

Not a chance bruh, that would be misleading the shareholders/manipulating the stock market/big time fraud.
I'm not saying Jose couldn't come back, but there is more chance of me shagging Ronaldos wife than him signing a contract in secret before now without MUFC declaring it.

The club is one of the most valuable in the world, it was top for 2010,11,12, second in 13 and now Real Madrid, Barcalona, Dallas Cowboys and the Yankees do surpass them currently but they all fluctuate around the $3,000,000,000 mark.

 

[Beefy]

Man Utd mascots dressed as Xmen as part of a sponsorship deal....

 

[Infernostew]

Man Utd mascots dressed as Xmen as part of a sponsorship deal....

More entertaining than United's play so far.

 

[Lashley]

Is this legit? Is this really the leaving gift Pep received from Bayern?

Genuinely thought this was photoshopped at first

 

[D4Danger]

BBC Radio 5 live's Conor McNamara reveals he heard Bournemouth players on Sunday phoning up significant others about them having to change their holiday flights.

Some of them look like mentally they're already drinking a mojito on the beach.

this is going to end up 0-0. waste of time.

 

[A Serious Man]

Is this legit? Is this really the leaving gift Pep received from Bayern?

Can someone please explain what this is supposed to represent? It looks like something a children's hospital rejected.

 

[Beefy]

More entertaining than United's play so far.

Turned it over to the Championship play off, Derby 0-2 up. Hull lead 3-2 on aggregate.

 

[Ape Gone Insane]

has the united game been as shit as the stats suggest so far?

 

[Infernostew]

Turned it over to the Championship play off, Derby 0-2 up. Hull lead 3-2 on aggregate.

Good call. Forgot that match was on.

United need to get a playmaker. We haven't had someone decent in the midfield to move positive play in a long ass time. None of these mother fuckers in this squad dribble the fucking ball or make runs into the box. It's dreadful to watch.

has the united game been as shit as the stats suggest so far?

Yes. 30 mins of fuck all.

 

[Rubbish King]

Turned it over to the Championship play off, Derby 0-2 up. Hull lead 3-2 on aggregate.

Atmosphere is also 50x better.

Good game so far.

 

[Steverulez]

Works for me! Refreshed and raring to go for the league next season (hopefully)

Im so happy. I wish Azpili, Pedro and Cesc weren't going either

Edit: Nice goal from Rooney

 

[Infernostew]

Finally some good passing play. Nice finish by Rooney.

 

[Beefy]

Reece Oxford has rejected a new contract and wants to leave according to SSN.

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

Wayne Rooney has become the first person to score 100 goals at Old Trafford. That surprises me.

Charlton never managed it? Law?

ROONEY!